ExcuseBot

16084 pts · February 15, 2016


Formerly known as AdviceBot. I wanted to help more, but something came up. I am the author of the original graphic novel Slime Church: http://gumroad.com/slimechurch (All issues are free.) ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪

5/7 have done this, and would do it again if they had the chance. 

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Nothing to see here, just a 24'' hot dog. 

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"I am ASTAR, a robot. I can put my arm back on. You can't. So play safe!"

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Usersub

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Just another day in UserSub... 

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Read Among Us

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Views 2310

I had that dream about the raisins again...

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If you should die before you wake...

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Everytime she asks for 'Substance D'

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Having a rough day? Look at some Teddy Bear Hospital pictures. 

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MRW people say claymation is a dead medium

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I am a fan of Dick

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Comments 0
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MRW I complete an urgent print job only to find Susan forgot to replace the cyan

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Views 939

Bare buns bear control 

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MFW I downvote a C.H.U.D. (shitpost) in usersub and I revisit to make sure it's dead

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Views 1577

Found strange pamphlet in my mailbox..

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When I accidentally browse 'User Submitted, Newest First' at work...

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Tax season... am I right?!

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PSA: Reheat your pizza responsibly

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When you try & fail to break tradition at Bohemian Grove...

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MFW I'm spitting up enzymes to digest my food

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Comments 2
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MRW another noble post dies in usersub

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C'mon nerds, tell me who would win. 

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When you're trying to respect your friend's religious argument, but it's a huge undertaking just to listen... 

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Views 1133

Slingin' keys

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MFW I realize I took an extra Flinstones vitamin

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Every time I find another Ghost in the Shell fan... 

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Powder power up

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Comments 9
Views 2284

What is dead may never die...

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MFW I'm using a cream metaphor to promote my latest project

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Nearly 1 year later Canadians are still reeling from Elbowgate

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Are Red Head Mondays still a thing? 

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Deleted scene: Ferris Bueller's hidden agenda

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Leave everything to me

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Make no mistake...

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Views 520

Butt out? (Claws out)

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Comments 3
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Try not to grimace

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MFW the caring crystals take hold and I decide not to do evil today

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Comments 4
Views 130

Books & Authors You Don't Know Behind the Movies and Shows You Know (Part 1)

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Comments 10
Views 667

I'd still eat it

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Comments 2
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7 years gone today.

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Taco Tuesday 1991

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That time I went from 'Puft' to 'Buft'

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MRW I read that shitposting causes cancer

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When they're done asking you politely to leave after last call.... 

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Views 135

Cause and effect or classical conditioning?

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MFW I get an irate customer 5 minutes before my shift ends. 

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Comments 10
Views 181

Traditional Canadian Dispute Resolution Template (HD)

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Comments 3
Views 147

Not the McConaissance... but it was good. 

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Comments 4
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MRW the comment thread gets too spicy

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Comments 0
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Mullet repair success

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Views 892

Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands...

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If I look back, I am lost.

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Ivana show you...

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It's 2017 and metal slammers are still illegal

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Comments 3
Views 274

Canadian Heritage Moments Dump 

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I've been trying to regain my honour ever since...

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Views 450
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