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Seems reasonable.
It was all very passive agressive
My wife (we're on our honeymoon in these pictures) also, baby stego
Zoom in to read this delightful explanation of the 'evidence' for dinosaurs being created with the earth 6000 years ago (spoiler: carbon dating by a 'reputable source' said fossils are 38,000 years old) (?). I promise you, this is pure gold.
Did they ever!
Just like in the bible!
Well? Are you?
Why even have 10 commandments when you can simply follow these 7 rules in life?
Cat tax: this is the majestic Stonk. She roamed the earth 5,000 and also 6,000 years ago.
MagicalSpaceWaffle
You took your wife to Woodward, OK to see this for your honeymoon?
naytorin
Holy shit. That big one, though. That is some Kim family level propaganda.
SMASPTP
"Please do not climb on the ten commandments" cracked me up for some inexplicable reason.
SkeuomorphicallyInclined
But see the really important thing is that we built this instead of feeding the poor. Just like Jesus said to do. God bless the Rich!
herpopottomas
Ohhhh, goddamnit. Is it possible to give someone a migraine just by exposing them to severe ignorance?! Goddamnit OP.
KentuckyFriedChildren
nimrodd000
As a conservative Christian from Oklahoma, this makes my brain hurt. So much stupid...
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
Said the Christians trying to separate themselves from the crazies and failing to do so.
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
"Keep an open mind"
MungeMan
People want this taught in schools.
DisbelievingBeliever
And that is when our noodly lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster will smite them.
SameUserNameSinceAIM
People like the incoming VP of the United States :)
ApparentlyBritish
"Keep an open mind. Unless it's about evolution, in which case FAIRY TALE FOR ADULTS."
spartanxL50x
That's about as ironic as you can get...
TheOncomingStorm529
"Reputable"
TheBreadlord
Well the source could be reputable. They never said the source confirmed it was a dinosaur bone.
TheBreadlord
Did a quick google search and 38k yrs ago is basically end of old stone age. Assuming bone was real and source reputable it could be like
TheBreadlord
a sabertooth or mammoth tusk. Big bones and a bunch of them survived. Easy to mistake for dinosaurs with the level of stupidity here.
matheydonekilledoldrando
I like to keep an open mind, but not so open my brain falls out.
pyrrhlis
Get this attack helicopter to the top.
freckledkink
I'm going to quote you :)
matheydonekilledoldrando
Feel free my friend. :)
zsevern
Someone paid real money to build this place and maintain it. think on that.
nop666
They probably suckered idiot fundies into donating the money though.
Cheomesh
I'd rather that money leave them and go elsewhere as a result of their building it.
PiGuy314
Boy are you gonna love this. https://arkencounter.com
McJavi138
The best one is the first picture: "and oil and natural gas." I just really like how those are separately listed from the Earth
thundercactus
6000 years ago gawd created propane and propane accessories
xmaneds
Thank you Reverend Hank Hill !
CrabWallet
Because if they're gifts from God, they can't be bad for the environment. They should have thrown "drones" and "nepotism" in their too.
xmaneds
SAVAGE
GrosslyIncandecent
"Not because of the evidence , but because they do not want to agree with the Bible". No. Exactly because of the evidence.
xmaneds
Yes! -- if the bible matched the evidence, I would happily believe in the evidence-matching Bible !! (1/2)
xmaneds
got nothin' against the Bible.... I just really, really like facts 'n' science & evidence and stuff..... (2/2)
KaJuN
I would purposefully NOT sit on the baby stegosaurus. Because fuck your rules!
willowed
I try to accept other people's beliefs. Really . But what the fuck. Really. It's so upsetting that people think this way.
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pyrrhlis
Yeah like how to flat earth people think GPS and shit works without orbiting satellites?
LoTRFanatic42
It's all fake to them. Satellites, the moon landing,... it's all just a conspiracy.
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Blissfully, willfully, eagerly ignorant. God bless America.
xmaneds
it's beginning to become clear to me how Trump won....
Hotdogtimemachine
Nothing says honeymoon like Oklahoma
zma123456
I understand your want to follow your religion, I'm a Muslim myself, but in no fucking way the earth is only 6000 years old.
catsofat
Except for an all powerful God using his power to create the world with the appearance of age. I mean if you believe he's all powerful.
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
6001?
CatzEyes93
Christian here: I believe in intelligent design - creation and evolution working together, but I do not believe in a young earth. ugh.
LoveBigD
Do you believe a fairytale character called Jesus?
Horseymcfaceyface
But jesus was real?
LoveBigD
As real as Kylie Jenner's lips
Horseymcfaceyface
BTW why are you so triggered by religious people
LoveBigD
Is it ok to think people are dumb enough to believe in fictional characters in the year 2016?
CatzEyes93
Ya. Specially cuz I saw him do a medical miracle with my sister.
HD226868
"Please keep an open mind. Now allow us to educate you about how the Earth is flat and vaccines don't work. Remember, open mind!
notwastingtimeiswear
Vaccines are not a religious thing at all. Like, even a little bit. Nor is flat earth. So... but good insult though.
HD226868
It wasn't meant to be 'religious nonsense', just 'assorted nonsense', which supporters of which all seem to say 'keep an open mind!'.
Evilwall
Open your mind too much and your brain falls out.
MeisterKleister
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w
DomCaboose
"But all our ways are right and everything you ever knew is wrong. Keep an open mind though!"
xmaneds
keep an open mind to US!! ... YOU, on the other hand, are WRONG! -- followed by passive-aggressive fake smiley-face
xmaneds
keep an open mind to FAITH and BIBLE and the ONE TRUE religion. .... facts are RIGHT OUT! - ---- this sounds like Monty Python ! ! !
schleppelthebogeyman
“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.”
GentlemanScientist
"An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded"
xmaneds
it's the only defense against... HERESY ! !
wattietoohottie
Holy cow! I made front page! What do I do? Send dino pics?
thdudedude
For being an asshole!! I get that you don't share these peoples beliefs, but fuck man, you are an asshole.
JumpTheCheeseburger
I think posting pictures of people riding a Stegosaurus will surely sway our open minds!
S200570
Please climb the 10 commandments for us
fartharder
Yes. Dino pics.
farnation
ya, for Science. wink wink
fartharder
citizentrain
Please sit on the baby Stegosaurus.
leslieknopesdarkside
Thank you for not saying "send nudes". As a woman, I really appreciate this.
wattietoohottie
I also want pictures of Spider-Man!
Snooj
My son likes dinosaurs. A friend got him a Dinosaur book for his birthday. It was a Creationist book. It has so many rich, wonderful quotes.
Fauxsho89
Pls share Snooj
Snooj
Did you know that all dinosaurs were created as vegetarians and only started eating meat after the original sin? The teeth on a T-Rex are 1-
Snooj
for processing roughage and opening tough shells like coconuts. Yup. They were supposed to be vegetarians. Also, I think I know the 2-
Snooj
picture the above sign is talking about, the stegosaurus one. It looks like a bull with a pattern behind it. Also, there was one ice age 3-
Snooj
and it lasted 500 years. And most dinosaur footprints were made as dinosaurs tried to outrun the rising waters from the Great Flood. 4-
Cheomesh
I think I know this book - there was an Imgur post about one of those a few years back.Thought about trolling someone I know who likes dinos
Snooj
That might have been mine.
Cheomesh
with said book.
naytorin
I'm with faux on this one. I wanna see this shit.
Snooj
Allow me to quote, verbatim: "KINDS VS. SPECIES - There are a lot fewer kinds of dinosaurs than those that are named as species. The 1-
Snooj
Bible teaches that during the creation week God made discrete kinds of organisms that are reproductively isolated from one another. 2-
Snooj
Amazingly, God placed in each kind the ability to diversify into many breeds or even species that nonetheless remain the same basic 3-
Snooj
kind. For example, dogs have diversified into retrievers, beagle [sic], dachshunds, and so on, but they remain dogs. There is no biblical 4-
TitusAriliusBatiatus
Ah adventures in the bible belt. Did you attend a snake charming too?
TheCryingOnTheInsideKind
I think most of the snakes work in the house and senate
prelude
I want "Adventures in the bible belt" as a category on Jeopardy
wattietoohottie
The snakes in Oklahoma are very charming what with their little cowboy hats and a single spur
CorneliusCornwall
Someone please draw that
ZombieZooZombieZoo
http://imgur.com/7B4XPK3
CorneliusCornwall
Its better than I could've imagined
OriginaIPoster
I live in the Bible Belt and I received an "audio cassette" series about how evolution is fake as a kid
Rosie2003
Was it Adventures in Odyssey?
OriginaIPoster
Oh my god no, but I remember my aunt and uncle used to play it while my cousins slept, shit was weird though.
OriginaIPoster
Mine was like Johnathon's something, haven't touched it in forever.
Tyr3f1ng
As someone who does believe in God, it amazes me that people actually believe this...
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
you are a legitimate moron with an emphasis on MORON.
twostepsfromlost
Good on you, it shouldn't be one or the other.
LoveBigD
Tell me why you believe in "god"? What makes you think it exists?
Tyr3f1ng
What makes you so sure that he doesn't?
LoveBigD
*It
Tyr3f1ng
It, then. What makes you so sure?
LoveBigD
I don’t know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn’t.
DrDresDog
I dont get why religious people fight so hard against evolution, there are many ways to interpret the bible,one does not disprove the other
fartharder
But theirs is right and yours is wrong.
Horseymcfaceyface
I know I'm religious and I believe in it
LoveBigD
How can you be religious and use technology in 2016?
Horseymcfaceyface
Why can't I?
LoveBigD
So you think "it" created the technology and internet?
Horseymcfaceyface
No that's retarded who actually thinks that?
Cheomesh
I've known a priest who described the Creation bit as "You ever try to explain something to a child?"
pyrrhlis
Exactly. Even if your Jesus guy and all those angels and shit knew exactly what was up I think explaining astrophysics to B.C.E. peasa (1/2)
pyrrhlis
nts would be a tad difficult and he might have to resort to more metaphorical language. (2/2)
lifeisapicnic
Evolution is a fairytale for adults...? Noah's Ark, Adam & Eve, Moses parting Red Sea, Fishes/loaves NOT fairytales according to these folk
neversawitcoming
Prove to me that you're devine. Change my water into wine
xmaneds
failing to listen to this "fairytale for adults" can get you killed, e.g.: http://assets.amuniversal.com/ac8243d0d3af01316858005056a9545d
xmaneds
@lifeisapicnic... it is clear to me that YOU understand... but the creationists don't know what is at stake if they deny facts of evolution
madetheaccountjustforyou
Two people coming back from the dead, a man living inside a fish, bread raining from the sky, people flying to heaven in flaming chariots...
Cheomesh
...I wish that last one were real :(
madetheaccountjustforyou
lifeisapicnic
Keep 'em coming, this is some excellent storytelling"!
madetheaccountjustforyou
Bears eating children for mocking a dude, a haircut making someone's super powers disappear, a tower that could reach heaven...
Sionas
Seriously. Ignorance is a huge enemy for progress.
gforce1616
Agreed, except at this level, it's willful stupidity.
captainikag
That's actually how I justify criticism of religion in general, in response to "if it doesn't hurt anyone, why criticize it?".
DaedaIus
Funny, that's how I justify my attacking of pure secularism with philosophy.
damspam
As an atheist, there are tons of religious people that positively contribute to society with religious motivations. Just look at Quakers.
AShartInTheWind
But it is hurting people.
captainikag
Yeah, that's what I just said.
gtawGeezus
This shit makes me embarrassed to be an Oklahoman. And this is only one example of many...
MaxwellMurder89
Try being from Kentucky..... Theres a whole museum and a fucking Ark here.... Well I moved to Cincinnati. No more KY stigma for me lol
StanHalfTheAnswerMan
Don't be embarrassed. With all the inbreeding, you're lucky to still look human.
KatHob10
I live in Mississippi... I feel ya. We have a few.... folks .
MindyMarie
Me too... I drove by this a few months ago and couldn't believe it. I'm glad you were able to laugh at it! It just pissed me off instead :(
porksleeve
This is like a script from south park. Just graduated with a geology degree in Oklahoma. Some family members don't understand.
Ramsesisnodancing
That makes two of us.
Licavoli
Plus me makes three
NoDiceDoomguy
Fellow Oklahoman. Also Satanist, Libertarian, and one who believes in evolution.
WhenYouOnlyHaveABeardandAWig
Forward thinking okies checking in
GSGCoke
Agreed. Don't even get started on Fallin.
gtawGeezus
That daffy bitch can't get out of office soon enough.
Jathine
Being born in the Woodward area, I shouldn't be surprised by this. On a side note, I am glad I moved away a long time ago.
g0dd355
I am also embarrassed. It's neverending.
CasualWaterboarding
Don't feel bad. These morons are doing the same shit in Kentucky. Giant ark and all. I can't believe they actually believe this bullshit.
GetInLosersWereGonnaDoScience
Yeah a $100 million ark in the middle of nowhere built with state funds. They can't put money into actual education, but an ark is ok.
CasualWaterboarding
Right!!!! But they will be glad to teach you some fiction about the history of the Earth. They have raptors on the ark, next to people!
SomethingsShadow
Didn't it get destroyed by flooding?
TunkkisOfFinland
How ironic if it did.
reverseblumpkin
At least you get to watch Russell Westbrook have one of the greatest individual seasons in NBA history.
baals
me too
beveR4G3
I'm sorry you feel that way. There's a lot of good people here.
DisbelievingBeliever
Ignorance doesn't mean bad, it is just lack of knowledge. If they go on to denigrate scientists... then they're bad.
gtawGeezus
There's definitely some great people here. I just hate the image this state has between our government and places like the one on this post.
beveR4G3
I hear ya.
Stegotops137
This also makes me embarrassed to be a Catholic . . .
minn0
Why would you be embarrassed to be catholic from this? Catholics believe in evolution.
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Wait they do? Shit I need to apologize to my grandma
Stegotops137
The way they are using bible verses is so cringe . . .
thagooeyjuice
Your neighbor from Texas here, it's not us for once! High fives all around!
gtawGeezus
Lol. Give it time though, right?
thagooeyjuice
Give us a week and we'll be back on top!
NoDiceDoomguy
Dude we make you guys look liberal.
PianoMan2112
Go to that echo circle in Tulsa - acoustic science on display.
baals
very cool place
2cusswords
My kids love the center of the universe.
gtawGeezus
I haven't been there in years. I need to go again.