Wife materials.

Mar 31, 2023 10:34 PM

VampirezKing

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Gonna have to agree about no cooking in the bedroom.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Is she married?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I fail to see the problem here. Just clean up the crumbs before you get into bed.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cannot find a single thing wrong with every action she's taken. I'll take her as wife if you don't want hef

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

this has the same energy as the "God Dammit Elizabeth!" Vines

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sleep hygiene

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tim's coffee, lol

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Brilliant

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I've learned something new about myself; I don't think I could live with that...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooojh that’s some undiagnosed mental illness

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 11

She’s pretty ghetto.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I too will pick this man's crazy wife

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Why is there a microwave next to the bed? Well they divided the studio apartment into 2 each side is $1,500 a month, we were lucky to get it

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

This is America!

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

She probably needs a toaster oven and a crock pot too… Maybe an air fryer and a mini fridge…

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Heck why not a full size fridge, and a stove. Getting kind of cramped at this point, might need another room...

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Struggling to see the negative in every bite tasting like VS.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Farts.... all the farts. Microwave food farts...

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Haven't you heard. She's an old man that lives in Ohio.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Body glitter and cheap perfume

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Reminds me of when my wife put a coffee machine and electric kettle next to her side of the bed. She'd make coffee and ramen over there.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Probably unpopular opinion, but I think eating in bed is a disgusting habit. Same as people eating hot food at their desks. All the smells mix together and makes the office stink like hot garbage. It makes me want to hurl so I have to leave my office every lunchtime. It's so incredibly gross!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

I eat at my desk but I work from home

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fair enough too! I must say that I don't ever, even when working from home. There are a couple of people in my office that are so incredibly gross - you should see their keyboards, ewwww!!!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don't understand how Elisabeth can tolerate living with his close-mindedness.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gross.

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

the fuck bedside microwave. next is the toilet just prepping for prison

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Shes a keeper

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 12

Because in a few years she won't fit through the doorway

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wife her! Wife her NOW! I married a girl just like her. They are as rare as a 4 leaf clover.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I vaguely remember this from many years ago. Was this the guy that ended up going to jail for spousal abuse?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Joseph Fritzel?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it was imjaystation

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean I could get onboard with a bedroom microwave.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

“Your bras are touching the dishes”

3 years ago | Likes 767 Dislikes 4

Fundamentally, I don't have an issue with this arrangement.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do I spy a Pokemon card next to the microwave?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted Apr 1, 2023 8:34 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

My comment is to write something you said in your comment. “…say in the video.”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

?1

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You're complaining? Where are the panties?

3 years ago | Likes 95 Dislikes 1

Next to the tacos

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Had to throw those out to make room for the twizzlers.

3 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

I, for one, am totally okay with that decision... just sayin'

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

He turns into Gene Belcher for a second when he says that

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I heard it too

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Every bite's gonna taste like Victoria's Secret".

3 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 2

I don't even know what that means, but it's a really good line.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's Victoria's Secret, extra milk

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is someone suffering from extreme depression. Not wanting to leave, basically closing up inside a room with all the supplies they need. We're laughing, but she needs help.

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 19

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3 years ago (deleted Jun 18, 2024 12:16 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Get the fuck outta here

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Okay 😔

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Stop attacking me

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Where did you get your internet psychiatry degree from?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Being practical and efficient with space isn't depression, it's rational behaviour. How is it saner to put arbitrary space between things you use regularly? Do you also keep your kettle and coffee in separate rooms?

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

Dividing our spaces by usage is healthy and let's our brains seperate our activities. Not leaving your sleep room and mixing it with other purposes is unhealthy.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 6

It’s almost like different people have different brains that work differently and there isn’t a one size fits all solution for what is best for all people. Personally, I don’t need to be in a different room to differentiate my activities.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lets*, separate*

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just because someone is anit-social or lazy does not automatically make them depressed.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 9

this. I stab people, not because I am depressed, but because it brings me great joy

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 12

Ok, but there's a difference between anti-social and locking yourself in just your room all day every day.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

o shit we got internet doctors in the house, let's diagnose more people from 60 second clips

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 6

I'm not a doctor, I am just where she is at right now.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Do you know why anecdotes are not acceptable in almost any debate or discussion?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

in that case, I hope you are able to get the help you need and feel better!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I used to be a furniture salesman and this is one of the most difficult things to get people on board with. The bedroom should not have anything food related or entertainment related. It's not a mixed space. Your bedroom is for sleeping, swinging with your neighbors, and changing clothes. Nothing else.

3 years ago | Likes 805 Dislikes 82

Why would I put a swing for my neighbors in my bedroom? /s

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get people on board with? So because you sold furniture you felt it was your job to lecture people on what to use their rooms for according to your personal preferences?

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Do you have any idea how unbelievably snobbish you sound? Do you know how HUGE a % of ppl only have 1 room that is their own? That live in studios or have multiple roommates/extended family sharing kitchen& entertainment areas? I'm 40, I've never had my very own place. Ever. I like to be private, I don't want to be in front of random roommates when eating or to argue about entertainment. I use my bedroom. Get over it

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

instructions unclear, fell asleep while swinging with neighbors

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bedrooms are where you hide the shame, that's why there are junk snacks.

3 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Where'd they teach ya that, cheech? Furniture school? Juuuuust kidding

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my bedroom is everything from start to finish, it has my bed, my workstation, some food items, I have a thermos for hot water - I mean, I also don't have another room to use but hey

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

I also choose this guy's neighbors

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Look here bud if I wanna sleep in the kitchen, then I will. If I wanna eat in the bathroom, thats none of your business.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Says you 🙄

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My bedroom is for whatever the (legal) fuck I want to do in/with/at/to my bedroom. Because it's mine.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Okay but what if I live in a room mate situation and so my room is also my entertainment area and like I could technically eat in the kitchen but my room mate is nasty and I don't trust surfaces in there?! What then?! But serious, trying to get my own place. My PS5 and PC won't be allowed in my room.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look at this guy having multiple rooms where he lives. Oh I bet you have a fancy foyer too!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well that's fucking stupid. My bedroom is where my ps5 and 4k TV is.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

Or people can choose how to live. And I will be an architect when I graduate

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My house, my rules.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Sleeping... Swinging... Changing... Got it.

3 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Recording?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Only with consent

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

well the other ones too

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is anybody else moving the new character limit?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Moving my bed to the kitchen, then.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a furniture buyer and user... no. My house, my rules. Keep your personal conventions to yourself.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t read something like that every day. I also have never met a furniture salesman like you. That’s quite the sales tactic.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had a tv in my room since I was 2 years old and can't imagine living without one

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

I didn't know there are people who DON'T have a TV in their room. Assuming it's within their means that is.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We don't but not bc of any of the reasons Mr judgy said above. We have 1 TV in the living room & that's it. It works for us but if someone has a TV in their room that's their choice. Should be able to live how best suits you!

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Absolutely, and now it has my home office in it too because the company makes us work 60:40 to save office space. I fucking hate WFH.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A bedroom fridge is only for whipped cream.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I have one for wine, some fruits… and certain inedible objects that are most enjoyed when cold.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a bedroom microwave but its mostly for heating reusable hot pads for aches and pains

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at mister moneybags and his multiple rooms dedicated to one single thing.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 7

It's the only space some of us can afford sadly

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why the fuck can it not have entertainment? Do all your clients have immense wealth to be able to afford several rooms per family member or something?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Highly opinionated of you boomer

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

Listen, if I had a whole house, maybe I would set it up like that, but I dont. I have 1 (one) large bedroom and thats it. I watch tv there, eat there, work out routine there, play my synthesizers in there, my whole life is there.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I respectfully disagree. If people want to put half a kitchen and a functional waterslide into their bedroom, they have all the rights to do so.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

I love this one.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's not about being allowed, but there is a psychological and physiological factors that the salesman is absolutely correct about.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

taking furious notes... what was the middle thing again... scribble scribbe

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Say that to people with studios

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

Studios are the results of greedy landlords and people with no other options. No one lives in a studio because they want to.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 7

I like open yet compact spaces. If I wasn't already loving with people I'd happily be in a studio so long as it was fully equipped and not one of the occasional "we have a cupboard and small bench for a microwave, but no sink" places.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Studios? I'm in a 5 bedroom house with two reception rooms and a kitchen. We also have 8 adults living here, four of which work from home. So yeah, my bedroom is my office. It's the only room I have. It's also where I chill out.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I assumed this was a dorm room type deal and in that you'd have your entire house within a shared bedroom. So it made sense to me how she set it up. But also, let people do their thing as long as they're not hurting themselves or others, let it be.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

People are reacting a bit too harshly on this. If you have the possibility of dedicating your bedroom for sleeping etc. only it makes plenty of sense to do that. Especially if you have any issues with sleeping. Of course if that's not possible due to limited number of rooms in your apartment / house then it's out of the question.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lmfao imagine having a whole room dedicated to being unconscious in and nothing else. What a garbage idea.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You've clearly never lived in a studio apartment xD

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 5

Which neighbourhood do you work in and how much is rent there?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

If someone gas diabetes it makes sense to have a quick high sugar snack next to the bed in case blood sugar gets too low

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Costanza disagrees

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't tell me want to do

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why? Seriously, why is it that way? Are you just trying to get me to buy more furniture? What is wrong with having my computer desk and a mini-fridge in my bedroom?

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Do you sleep well? Then procede. If you are not, the "wrong" actions in the room for sleeping might be the cause. Coz only sleeping in this room will program your subconciousness to fall asleep easier.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If I had my own way, I would have a room that is purely for sleeping, just a bed and a small light projector. I’d make the room become a place that my body knows is for going to sleep and I really believe I would be able to improve my sleeping habits and get better sleep because of it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why, as a furniture buyer, should the furniture salesman have any say whatsoever in what I do with the furniture I am buying? Seriously, if I was buying a microwave stand and the salesman was like "Wait! What room are you going to put it in? You're not putting it into your bedroom are you?" I would get the fuck out of that store.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 7

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3 years ago (deleted Apr 1, 2023 6:11 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Good sales is service, not this weird bullying bullshit you've been doing.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really a good salesman, ehh ? Your job was not to "educated" your customers with what YOU think s right, but you do you.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Jesus man, that's one hell of an attitude for a salesman lmao

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's what I do, but I'm not going to tell anyone else how they should use their bedroom. I'm not the bedroom police.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You should start?

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

Why? I feel like this is an outdated style choice; younger people have had to rent one-room places and rent with others such-

3 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 5

that their bedrooms are the only private places where they can do anything at all

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 5

nice

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm an adult. I won't be told what I can and can't have in my own damn bedroom thank you very mich.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll take it from here salesman u just sell me then furniture

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

E-excuse me? Y'all having key parties and shit?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is ridiculous. My (bed)room is my personal space, where I also happen to sleep. Saying people should only use a room for one purpose is stupid and elitist.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Elitist? Damn.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you people can afford more than one room apartments? In this economy?

3 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 2

You forgot excessive masterbation four us lonely SOBs

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to reread that after reading the comments on this one

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"...should not have anything food related or entertainment related" - that depends upon your chosen form of entertainment, or what you like to eat.

3 years ago | Likes 260 Dislikes 4

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

George Costanza has entered the chat

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Bravo

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't eat the crab dip! YAY-YAYEE!

3 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Man, try living in a dorm situation where you have to work off campus and the only food on campus available to you on your meal plan closes when your shift ends. And knowing that microwaves are considered contraband.

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Really, they don’t allow microwaves? Mine you couldn’t have toasters, hot plates, etc but microwaves were ok. That seems unnecessarily draconian to me

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, the only way you could have one is if you had one of those rent-a-mini fridges that had the micro built into it. They had a kitchenette on each side of the building, but it was too far from me. My dorm was four floors iirc. Can’t remember where it was cuz I never used it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

/It's almost like the school is cramming you into a space with four concrete walls and a bed then telling you to figure it out, PS here all these rules. Like schools these days are large for profit corporations and not places of higher education concerned about the well-being of their students./

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Yeah, my roommate was happy I didn’t give a flying fuck about rules I found stupid. XD She wasn’t allowed to have my beer stash tho. :p

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Also, to clarify, I was older and due to circumstances out of my control had to be in undergrad housing as a grad student. And wasn’t allowed to change mid academic year :vom:

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is how I found out comments are now 500 characters.

3 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 0

Fuckin sucks huh?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Holy fuck! You mean i can finally write out my long manifesto like comments without having to thread them and go back and substitute and with & because i desperately need the character space! Dear sweet baby Jesus, I am going to go mad with power! This is fantastic. i think i even have room for a gif code

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

mine is still 140 limit, I guess can't use the old imgur and get the new character limit maybe? Meh not worth

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It'll be an April Fool's Day thing, it'll be gone tomorrow

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Well that is the most disappointing part of the whole thing, here I was thinking people would finally be able to have real discussions.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

We will riot so hard.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You guys are having sex?

3 years ago | Likes 123 Dislikes 2

that depends. Are there other people there? is that a requirement?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You guys are getting paid?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I did once!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Lucky

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the bedroom, yes. Hot oil massages are on the massage table in the living room.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Show me

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Come to Minneapolis

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

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