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Etal00
Dave's not here, man!
Quigonjinnandjuice
Jim is Sam Lake
PowerGorrila
Just watched this five minutes ago
Delith
How is it I smoke pot AND remember that this gets posted every other week?
deadlywhitebread
He snorted 2 marijuanas
justactlikewedontknoweachother
seven. seven pots.
smaug777000
N o, y o u s a i d t h a t I ' d b e c o n d u c t i n g t h e i n t e r v i e w whenIwalkedinhere
Jerenemy
Hahaha, dick, you said what we were all thinking.
Turtleyturtle
They look so young oi
TonyGarbanzo
How my parents react when I come home in a Halloween costume, during the middle of July: http://imgur.com/XBq23xm
Zodi
If you're not living life like it's always halloween, how can you say you're living life to the fullest?
MDFashionDesigns
What my parents say when I fly back home.... I live in colorado
ZontarLordOfTheUnderworld
How the rest of the world reacts when Americans start talking about Halloween in September.
Keesterbunny
I love The Office so much BUT HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SEE THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE?!
YourNarrator
I guess the reposters have been doing too many marijuanas and forgot
wrightdlca
It has never been on the front page before...
tinky88
Omfg
ArnoldBlinken
yes.
smaug777000
about 17 more times
DidItForScience
This week.
Keesterbunny
I knew it. Fuck.
AdonisMcThunderCock
@repoststatistics , what do you say? 3-4 weeks?
notakebacks
This might be a repost but I don't remember
BuildHerACakeOrSomething
I don't do marijuana, so I remember that it's a repost.
ottowrote8
I smoked ALL the marijuanas
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/R3kANND
coquette007
I hate that he's not in love with me and married to Emily Blunt...and they have a baby. =[
PBandBJ
"Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke. You ever sucked some dick for some marijuana?"
mgmetal13
Pepperidge farm remembers.
lunaisbestprincess
TheStoatMcGoats
WONDER TWIN POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!
AndritosRetardos
Oooh, I made it go 666.
Winterous
Luna IS best princess.
lunaisbestprincess
Of course :)
UnlikelyMotivation
This is good. I've not seen this one.
widgieqoio
I really want to upvote you.. But you're at 69 points... I will leave you be and hope you may be blessed with 69 in your near future
RigidAirship
Oooh, nice one! *copies image URL*
420bakeacake
lawd
TheDoctorHasEnteredTheGame
AS THEIR FISTS TOUCHED SOMEONE UPVOTED THIS POST AND IT MADE MY FUCKING DAY!
AKsinfonian
I would love it if, when they bumped fists, the upvote shot into the sky like a rocket
RidingWithMyDarkPassenger
Pretty freakin awesome gif! +1
YouCapturedMe
I'm going to borrow this... for reasons
IOnceSawAMentallyHandicappedGuyPoopInADitchThatIDugAsAKid
Dwight just realised he smoked many marijuanas.
orbitn
As someone with amnesia - that, indeed, is not how it works. for me.
MauSekhmet
Like, 4.
Duskorn
Beat me to it by a minute earlier, came back to check on it, i think it deserves more points!!
MauSekhmet
Haha, thanks buddy. Guess we think in a similar way (?) ^^
Duskorn
No problem! Best part was, I typed it the exact same as you, no joke. Refreshed and had a laugh at it before I deleted mine.
M0MUS
1) Repost (2) why is this in two different type faces?
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REPOST NAZI, WE HAVE A REPOST NAZI HERE!! NOBODY POST ANYTHING THAT ISNT OC OR THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL CALL YOU OUT!!!
ArnoldBlinken
it's really in one, your eyes are just squigging out from all the drugs.
drumstel
So funny when a tv show makes up new things why you should not smoke pot. I think that........S*** forgot what i wanted to say
Gauntlet2013
PotZimmers.
isaacbaker
Joke's on you I don't smoke. SO I KNOW THAT THIS HAS BEEN REPOSTED OVER 9000 TIMES http://imgur.com/koLpWgN
mordaedil
Nobody links the damn source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4x5dGOfY3rs
Watchoutitsaflyingcatcactus
S/he probably had some so doesn't remember it needs a source.
Zyve
I always upvote people like you...
Liquidbullets
Thank you nobody
PMMeTitsForPuns
FuckanatorV2
I should start watching the office
NotAllOfUsCanBeMichaelFreakingScott
yes. yes you should.
DoctorJungyBrongen
I love Dwight's face when he realizes Jim has turned the tables on him.
ch3burashka
*I love Dwight's face when he realizes he smoked a bunch of marijuana.
Supanini
I never really go into the show but this always makes me laugh
acurak20a
"Oh, how the turntables."
ShaggaLikesAxes
... shit
GaryFreakinOak
"... have... turned... you know what I mean."
Maboroshi1994
never watched the show but...is dwight actually as stupid as he seems and just arrogantly "smart" or intelligent but just inept.
Erries
He's smart book wise if you will but street smarts (common sense) seem to allude him.
DoctorJungyBrongen
He knows many facts and is good at his job, but he lacks common sense.
itsjellydoughnut
Watch it, immediately
supermegasonic
started this show a while ago, on season 3. hes smart, but not street smart or common sense/decency smart. very loyal too if he's on ur side
zackofspades
He also cares about his job a ton, which can be admirable when handled appropriately. I actually tend to like him!
twerkintrav
As a marijuana smoker, I can confirm that I don't know what I had for breakfast
AngryAndConfused
Sounds like you had weed for breakfast.
AnActualDuck
As someone who has never done any drugs, I can confirm that I don't know what I had for breakfast either.
GottaGoBel0w
Breakfast. You had breakfast, son.
Neddu
tweetlebeetlebottlepuddlepaddlebattlemuddle
The last time I smoked at home, I don't know what I didn't have for dinner. Including breakfast.
pgdave
As someone who doesn't smoke marijuana, I can confirm that I don't know what I had for breakfast.
LooseCannonSpock
You had food for breakfast, man.
yarir
As a marijuana smoker, I can confirm, too, that I don't know what you had for breakfast.
erosionfindsaway
Serious question, have you ever had a stone over?. I got really stoned the other night and I woke with double vision and dizzieness (1)
BreadyStinellis
I once saw in 2D. That fucked me up!
nprtard
I call it being bowled over
emmaontoast
So it's actually a thing? I've only smoked weed a couple times and felt really weird the next day. Like the dizziness thing.
erosionfindsaway
I very rarely smoke weed however I've got a cough and other flu like symptoms which leads me to think the vision prob is a viral infection??
Supanini
I've never had that happen. I hyped myself into thinking I was going to die and hyperventilated tho. That was fun. Dem darn weeds!
PurpleThomas
As someone who has done drugs, a lot of them, frequently, I can say right now you remember what you had for breakfast. Stop faking it.
Goku2012
As someone who has also done a lot of drugs and still does them as well, I never had memory issues myself. Some people seem to though.
yarir
Drugs: never once. Or you won't get jokes.
PurpleThomas
It was a shitty joke.
yarir
Then don't ask to stop faking it. He wasn't faking,he was joking.
PurpleThomas
No, it's the stupid, cartoonish "hurr durr, I'm a pothead like in the movies" crap. Be a person, not a caricature.
DameMixALot
1 When we were visiting my family, my aunt found some (really old) weed in my cousin's jacket. My cousin protested that it was really old
pumpkinpounder
and then he found $5?
DameMixALot
3 my dad (my aunt's older brother) laughed uproariously.
DameMixALot
2 to the point where it even looked dried out. My aunt shot back "How can I tell? I don't know what weed should look like!" at which point
nicktheray
I dropped my pants, tucked my wiener in, and asked her "who's a pretty gurl?" She replied " you are.:("
TheFamousPurpleStuffedWormInFlapJawSpace
You got me
ThattBiggie
Omfg I'm dying
koshatul
With the state of upvotes, it did take me a second to realise this wasn't a continuation of the story, I lol'd
CereBralLOLsey
Creed remembers just fine http://imgur.com/CvLobLH
thegr8rambino
mcmalajunta
I just started watching the office, right now I'm on S02E17 and I'm loving this office thingy
trinhbot
best Creed moment is when he dyes his hair and someone mentions the printer ran out of ink and the camera just zooms in on Creed
MelfsAcidArrow
I love that Creed is playing himself.
Thenextcommenter
Creed Blog
NedKingsleyZissou
Can you take me higher!!
JeromeHamtaro
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
wam3483
Creed was a great character. I love the halloween episode when he was covered in blood and said it being halloween was "very convenient
CodeE42
My favorite is when he's manager and pulls in and just throws his car keys over his shoulder into the empty parking lot. "Keep her running."
stigmawizard
http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/9b/b0/f5/9bb0f5cbb26802ab2b8c5121e6a85ed5.jpg
Diax1324
LOL
ChalupaBatman834
I remember laughing so hard at this scene
SnorlaxTheFlash
Hue
Hustletron
I wish they'd have another episode on Parks and Rec with people interviewing for jobs and Creed would apply and be interviewed.
GalaxyHigh
one of my favorite moments in the show
PCard
http://media.giphy.com/media/XAOhpS6zO8nrq/giphy.gif
jondonaldson
Best character on the show imo
cinnamonster
http://a1.s6img.com/cdn/0010/p/2904758_2383707_b.jpg
TypicalShmosby
hands down. anyone who argues otherwise is free to COME AT ME BRO
reelthemin
Ill come as I please.
1treasurehunterdale
I feel threatened by your "challenge"...
crashtestzombie
I imagine Creed and Walter White have a lot in common.
SweetBabyJesus
When I grow up, I want to be Creed.
CreedBratton43
You wish...
KarelGott
Just remember to transfer your debts to William Charles Schneider whenever you are threatened by bankruptcy.
pumpkinpounder
http://wanna-joke.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/funny-picture-creed-the-office.jpg
Cheerfulinsanity
TIL Halloween is the best time to murder someone
theskadudeguy
see also: Murder Party
rookie23
Sombody cooking soup?
sshawnsamuell
But didn't Creed kill Creed and steal Creed's identity to become Creed?
ashleypomeroy
You could say he's the talented Mr Bratton.
staudt69
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuJBjX89zk4
trinhbot
www.creedthoughts.gov.www\creedthoughts
Morebunnies
But Creed's 30. Well, 30 in December.
SweetBabyJesus
How old do you think I am?
Morebunnies
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/golota/creed.jpg
Housemaster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fVl51Py898
mcstreetz
Not bad for a day in the life of a dog food company.
DoctorJungyBrongen
are you sure?
TheLivinLegend
Just remember, when it comes to cults, you have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Want to have some fun?
codylishush
And do whatever you want with you followers, including murder and sex.
satanismybitch
http://imgur.com/48NJTp6
SweetBabyJesus
Is that you?
satanismybitch
I will never answer that
SweetBabyJesus
That's fine, but just so you know, from now on I will think of Satan as a bitch to a bearded man.
DangerMeme
cannibus and indica are different strains though aren't they?
Craxi
Indica and Sativa
1Rogue
A square is a rectangle but not vice-versa etc etc
niqueMouezza
And Canibus is a rapper
silverlight42
sativa and indica are the two different species. northern lights is the strain and marijuana is the genus of the plant.
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Christ you wanks, don't downvote him/her because they don't know.
DangerMeme
Cheers!
RapCatTheRappingestCat
Indicas and sativa are different. Cannibus is the scientific term for the plant. Source: uhhh...wikipedia?
comeflywithme
Sativa, Indica, and Ruderalis are the 3 species of Cannabis.
rankdank69
what wait hold the fuck up whats ruderalis?? please explain i thought I knew everything about marihuana
comeflywithme
Short, Autoflowering and really hardy. Used in a lot of breeding to get those traits into Indica and/or Sativa blends. Low THC.
Experiment627
No, Cannabis is the plant... Then you have Indica (high CBD content) and Sativa (high THC content)
EekamBokam
Thanks for this comment, I just learned a lot more about weed and many other things thanks to wikipedia :D
comeflywithme
Basically...yes.. However, Sativa isn't always high THC. Hemp is Sativa with <1.5%, for example.
yaboyrob
Nah theres two strains, cannabis sativa and cannabis indica
DangerMeme
That's the word I was looking for! Sativa. Thanks :D
comeflywithme
Actually there are three different species. You forgot about Cannabis Ruderalis.
comeflywithme
There is close to a thousand different strains.
DidItForScience
I can't wait till cannabis DNA sequencing really takes off so we can see how different popular strains related to each other.
DidItForScience
Considering what people call strains, I'd say there are thousands do to all the crosses. But, I bet a lot of even named ones are the same.
comeflywithme
No doubt. If you think about it strains evolve automatically if you're not using clones. So where do we draw the line for a new "strain"?
thereference
Why the flip was this downvoted 7 times? Who gives a shit?