Birthday fun

Jun 25, 2021 7:19 AM

Bonchoman

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Edit: thanks for all the comments about cakediving not being funny, spikes in cakes etc, but if y'all watch the end, that is the part I enjoyed, and share for, anyway.

But he DID make the end of the movie which is nice.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Best PA behavior I've ever seen! Loved it.thank you!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea. That was funny to begin with. And seeing people getting impaled by the supporting poles of the cakes. Sure makes the b-Day a lot better

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Oh my God I laughed so hard at his reaction!!!!!

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

No no no. Cakes sometimes have wooden picks inside to hold them together. No one wants a stake in the eye.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Is this one of those weird US traditions like thanksgiving and school shootings?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

She was wanting her face to be smashed in look how she slowly dips her head laughing

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I hate this stupid shit! Why can't we all just enjoy some cake?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm choosing to enjoy the look from the guy at the end

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like how after getting her face shoved into the cake, she's like, 'You bitch!'

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(or, going to an office function, and everyone gets the thinnest slice of cake you can see through when you want to just stuff your face)

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I am still mad about the night i worked in a bar that was hired out for a birthday party. The rich little shits actually brought a cake 1/2

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Just to have a food fight with... we kicked them out and spent the night cleaning up instead. Good old hospitality.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 2

His little fork tap tap gets me every time.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I want that hat

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No problem... FLOOR CAKE!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Great hat and shirt.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The little disappointed tap gets me every time

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

Finally someone who watched till the end

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That is a good looking, well dressed man. I'll give him my cake, if you know what I mean.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That cake looked like a tasteless dry sponge anyway, so...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

His expression! I've been there before.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you think this is shitty, y'all need to see Simon pegg and nick frost cake flushing

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Winnie the Bish is this far down? This will not stand!

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They sound like the Skeksis from Dark Crystal. Trial by cake!

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Thanks, I don't have to turn on the sound now.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hmmmMMMMmmmm..

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 88 Dislikes 0

Thanks, now i don't have to look for this image to post it.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The ratio of people to cake is too high

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We are a family

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

ᴵ'ˡˡ ˢᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᵘᶦˡᵈᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿ ᶠᶦʳᵉ

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I never saw the humor in this. Especially, after getting married. You’re wife just spent hours putting that make up on and you fuck it up

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

told my husband if he did the cake thing at our reception the marriage was over. It is so disrespectful and idiotic.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Awww, thats actually so sweet

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's what she said, when you came on her face.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 12

Sooooooo clever.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Not the wife. Just a general Michael Scott that's what she said.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We didn't even do the annoying "Will they, won't they" thing most people do. I find it all incredibly stupid.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

What was she even doing? She wasn't blowing out candles. Was she just going to bite the cake? These people treat cake in a weird way.

4 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 2

"Let's take a picture pretending you're going to take a bite! For Instatwittereddigram!"

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably for some dumb instagram photo but then she got pushed into it.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I can imagine. I steer clear of instagram. Not my bag baby. I like to keep it on the down low.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because it’s staged. Her throwing the cake is not

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Still, that's very disrespectful to the cake.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's her arm that starts pusher her head down... she wanted an excuse to throw it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 399 Dislikes 6

And that’s how you make an old prank funny again

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Gender reveal?

4 years ago | Likes 138 Dislikes 1

Unlikely. Don't see any wildfires or bystander casualties.

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Sexuality reveal. “Surprise! You’re gay!”

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He needs to learn not to use his teeth

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Pound cake

4 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Not his first rodeo

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Took that like a champ

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I like how you can see the mid-flight reflection in the window.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Proud Boy birthday

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 7

Are you saying its bad to be gay?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 14

Nope, but a group of closeted gay men LARPing as Hipster Hitler Youth because they can't get over their internalized homophobia is.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Exposed yourself for being stupid though

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I think its funny because proud boys think its bad to be gay. Not because it really is.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

"YoU ThInK BeiNg GaY ReaLLy IS BAd?!"- this guy, probably

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I don’t understand how he thought that you saying “proud boy birthday” was anti-gay in any way lol

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I dunno - slamming someone's face into a cake stopped being funny a long time ago.

4 years ago | Likes 1936 Dislikes 33

A good reason to be all Mitt Romney about it.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If anyone ever dares to do this to me, there's gonna be blood

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Latinos love doing it for some odd reason

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

You're maturing also

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah. People like to hurt/dominate others and then laugh like it was a joke. No asshole, you hurt someone to feel superior. And it's sad.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 5

Wasting food is always funny!!

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 12

"Stopped" implies it started to be, or ever was at all

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

The lady taking a cake dowel to get eye stopped it being funny for me. That was years ago.

4 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 4

And that kid with the BB8 cake ?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was never funny.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

If I spent time and money on a cake and someone did that I'd be pissed

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

maybe for you

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

Could be worse. Some idiot could let their toddler on the table and the toddler just steps all over the cake.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think that’s the point of the joke/meme

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yup about the time that video of the girl losing her front teeth because of it. like what a way to say happy birthday to someome

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Look up "La Mordida cake" before you sound off about it. It's a Mexican tradition.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

fun ≠ funny

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's a news article about a woman who got skewered in the eye with a wooden stick used as support - its a dumb AF thing to do

4 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 6

There's also several accounts of people dying from getting their head slammed into the cake, people seem to forget the table doesn't give.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Holy shit lol. They slammed their head *that* hard? Could be a new murder method goddam

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Did she die from that? I don't remember how that ended up

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

iirc she luckily ended up ok and her eyesight was not damaged

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

No, but she had to have surgery

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Happy Birthday

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s very funny when everyone at the party, including the person who’s cake it is, expects it to happen. and a back up cake helps

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And then you smash their face into that one too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever see the one where there are sharpened wooden sticks in it? Got her right in the eye.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously tho. Someone at my (very small wedding) yelled for my (now ex) husband to smash cake in my face. He did & got pissed when I threw

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

The piece I was holding at him " too hard". But it was totally ok to smash my face into the other piece when I said no please don't. Hate

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

People that do this honestly.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I doubt this is the case, but I do sincerely hope that was the reason - and the *moment* - he became your ex husband.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Word, it's simply not violent enough

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 15

Put more candles on it

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Nasty! I like it! Yeah..the bitch is 24, you quietly add another 8 candles to her cake. And wait for the fur to fly.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Stab Them in the spleen with a sharpened rusty spoon?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yes, spicy. I had a feeling that was a reference to something so I searched it. My FBI agent must be on defcon 1 at this point

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, was it?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as far as I can tell

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Have you seen the wooden stakes buried in larger cakes?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Oh SHIT. I have now

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's the violence for you :D

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I can see it only being funny in a particular situation where you have a back up cake. Like, buy a small cake but make a big cake

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Low IQ people could still find it funny

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 15

wow id say you guys seem fun at parties but you clearly dont get invited to any

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

LOL here is one

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

Low iq people are also uncultured. I wonder where and why they do this.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Hey, am I late to the 'wooden stick' comment? No one else ever heard about that, right?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's also complete disrespect to the person who made the cake

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Utterly, right. Most expensive wedding cake and they dig their hands and faces into it. Great idea guys!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wedding cake?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s ok, I’ve seen this repost years ago.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cake stopped being good a long time ago too

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

What? Nooo... what cakes have you had?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I’m not a fan of sweets

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I see well i would say that's too bad, but really that is just great, good on you, wish i wasn't

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I say I’m not a fan of sweets. I’m a slave to gummy bears. But That’s it. I don’t eat cake or any other kind of candy. I’m just not into it

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But look at the plus side. More cake for you!! :D

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I’m at a wedding and see the newly wed couple smashing cake into their face v

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

My wife and i gave a bite to each other, then gave each other a frosting finger print on th nose. I think thats a good amount of playful/fun

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That came from the tradition of feeding each other. It is meant to show nurturing. Now it's practically the opposite.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The harder they smash that cake the shorter the marriage gonna be

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Meh. It's their day. Let them enjoy how they like.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 3

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Was it ever funny?

4 years ago | Likes 456 Dislikes 9

No. It's just wasteful

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yes you sad sack of crap

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 31

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Wow, that went a little far... are you ok?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Only to morons.

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 5

Only to people who are uncultured

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

No

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Vaudeville maybe. The Three Stooges.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Perhaps once - back when cinema was young.

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 1

That’s when me an Suzy had so much fun

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Charlie Chaplin young?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was always fun when I was 6yo and aunts used to bring gelatin as dessert

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

wasting food is never funny

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, as someone who grew up poor and feels for the starving around the world, it ain't funny to me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one with the cake that had the dildo in it was funny but that's about it.

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

That looked like a setup so even that was unfunny to me.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The one that had candle spikes? not so much...

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is it normal to have it spike up?

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

some of the larger, professionally made ones have those to stabilize the cake during transport.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Source?

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Down in the comments someone posted it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

@Martellus

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

v

4 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

i hoped a pretty girl... well, is what it is

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

Yup. Still funny!

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What if it had a dildo on it? v

4 years ago | Likes 93 Dislikes 3

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4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

There is a hole in the top of the cake which means he saw the dildo. He knew what was coming

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You do not get that cut by chosing to eat cake.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's true... It looks like he primarily eats dick proteins.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Nailed it

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

That's not a dildo

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

if you aren't brave enough...

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm not brave enough.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In some places of the world it’s tradition and part of the culture.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 10

Name those places.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Imbecile

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Last I checked, skepticism of unsourced claims was a mark of intelligence.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

True. I hope you got the answer you were looking for and hopefully learned something new today about this tradition. :)

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mexico, we even have a song/phrase for it. ¡Se la muerde!

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

MORDIDA! For a kid from NJ the first BDay I celebrated in Mexico when people started chanting and shoving my face into a cake was surprising

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its definitely a culture shock if you arent used to it. But its meant in good fun!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0