Zing bang!
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In trump's America there are no bear markets. You're either in a bull market, or waiting for the bull market to resume.
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Boo fuckin hoo. She could have voted no.
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"That's the joke."
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It just covers all bases.
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Genetics is cool.
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"But they were supposed to fix it and send it back to me to vote again!!" -Lisa Murkowski, probably.
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Well Dang, Mitch, do you think there are 1000 different things you could have done over the last 40 years that could have helped prevent us from being in the situation we are now?
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You hate to see it.
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Do it Ladies!
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So sometimes news media *is* eager to run with leaked documents.
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Saw this headline and thought I'd just clear it up a little.
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Live your life in such a way that people don't cheer when they no longer have to be around you.
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This controller is what being a younger sibling in the 90s looked like
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"No more work from home! Everyone back in the office!!" "No, not like that!!!"
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Manchin? *That* Joe Manchin?
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I cannot believe the absolute carelessness of Fani Willis.
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"The worst person you know just made a great point."
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And there it is.
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What the hell? Does he think he's texting Elon?
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200,000 subscribers *so far*
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May 31st was the DOW's best day of the year so far.
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It's a repost, but I'll stop reposting it when it stops being relevant.
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What's the over/under on the incoming pardon?
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Apropos of nothing.
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Yeah, the event coordinators had pre-screened all the material and displayed it on the teleprompter, but that doesn't mean they knew what he was going to say!
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I HATE competitive online games but I like this.
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Are you winning, son?
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I just know I've seen this glowup somewhere before.
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Donald Trump bringing Harvey Weinstein back into focus just to point out that *Harv* was the victim all along.
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It's the same energy in each.
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Spot the lie, though.
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Did the designer of Bowser's castles also do this staircase?
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So like... importation? The reverse of deporting is importing, right?
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Womp.
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Good thing the real steady hands are in the wheel!
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Wowowow. Wow.
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It's getting closer, right?
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So consequences?
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Someone send this to Gordon Ramsay
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Is Truth Social going to bail Trump out of his financial troubles? Probably not.
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Lacking cheese, cake, and slutiness.
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Moosik
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Appropriate that 'Cowboy' is in quotes.
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UAAAGGHH!!!
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...is this a joke? He couldn't even find $1M in the couch cushions of his fantasy world twitter?
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Clowns.
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"The word 'coincidence' does not describe luck or mistakes. It describes that which fits together perfectly."
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"Suitable"
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The timing of this is definitely hard to overlook...
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What in the point-whoring botfarm is going on here??
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Biden debate invitation
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The Prosecution has rested in the Trump criminal trial. This is the defense's first witness.
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