Go anti-woke, go broke.  Right-wing social media app Parler shutters temporarily amid 'strategic reassessment'.

Apr 14, 2023 7:35 PM

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https://www.rawstory.com/right-wing-social-media-app-parler-shutters-temporarily-amid-strategic-reassessment/

So if it is so successful they why did they sell it?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Surprised they didnt advertise to donate to anti-woke causes and then pocketed it. Right wingers empty their wallets, no questions asked for that shit.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Elon's going to find out soon as people find alternative services.

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Hard to make money when most of your user base is bots.

3 years ago | Likes 102 Dislikes 4

Maybe they can try making beer- oh wait.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There's a guy being held for murder and possibly a serial murderer of women of color. His Twitter is choice MAGAT material, even Melania holding Michelle's severed head. Hope the DA has record of his Parler account before it shut down.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think having a bias political system that disproportionately gives more power to the minority voice has given the right an illusion that they represent the majority.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

he has diamonds for teeth? what a knob

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Parler was such an outstanding candidate to replace Twitter... sheesh, did Musk take that over too?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here's my shocked face

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

awwwww...poor babies

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems to rank up there with women on conservative dating apps complaining about being treated like shit.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There are no women on the internet. At least not on THAT internet.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Those mofos they are targeting are dumb (which’s good for business), but broke (which is good for us).

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's going on with his teeth?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh no!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awwww... Did elon musk twitter steal too much of your white power thunder?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"strategic reassessment" is just corporate doubplespeak for "we're gonna sell all of our user data to the highest bidder and run!"

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It was a failing business. The purchase was just to transfer money to Candace Owens' husband.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Go fash no cash

3 years ago | Likes 469 Dislikes 6

Social Media go brrrrr

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On the contrary, the people who ran Parler got a lot of cash, and the site itself will probably continue essentially unchanged, as the company that bought it is just as vile.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

But there is… i.e. Crow

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Eat Crow

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If a public facing business goes fascist then they don't do well, generally. Crow is an individual.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Punching is the proper response when a Nazi shows their face.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Just like these losers...

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 5

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Gandrew?

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HA! Pathetic little fucks. Go fash, no cash.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Reassessment: “Are we the baddies?”

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Damn, how will NAMBLA recruit going forward?

3 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 0

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sure the Grand 'ole Party, aka NAMBLA, will find a way!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Church bulletin

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back to church socials and school trackmeets I guess.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm sure Elon is working hard as making twitter a safe space for them too.

3 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Good point. With Twitter, who needs Parler?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Going back to Sunday School is my guess

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

4chan.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They'll just use Twitter

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

holy shit this is real? i thought it was as made up for law and order svu

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?

3 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 0

You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's why before I visited I cloned Marlon Brando, gouged out his eyes with a mellon-baller, and replaced mine with his.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The North American Man/Boy Love Association is a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization in the United States.

3 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

wtf that was real?

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah and they always try to cling onto gay rights stuff and we're like, we don't want you...

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The first time I heard the term MAP, I wanted to punch someone in the face.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

???

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hold up, are saying NAMBLA is real and wasn't just made up by the South Park guys?

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

the pedo ring is real, the marlon brando look alikes might be real

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What the actual FUCK!?!

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jon Stewart, is that you? :P

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(He used to end most references to conservative acronyms on the Daily Show with "or *NAMBLA*")

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“No reasonable person believes that a Twitter clone just for conservatives is a viable business any more.” Hahahahahaha, but what reasonable person thinks anyone else would ever use Parler?!

3 years ago | Likes 297 Dislikes 3

That’s alright the far right has Twitter now, cuz “leftist” are addicted to it and won’t delete it

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It is what it is. A grift. They had a surge from butthurt grandpas angry they cant say the n word on twitter. Parler sold them all the freedom cell phones, adult diapers, and Trump NFTs they could. It was profitable, but grifters never stay on a grift for too long. On to the next con

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Someone looking for January 6th suspects?

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Their CEO is married to Candace Owens. They're run by fucking lunatics

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

With Twitter alienating people and organizations there's no better time for this new owner to "pivot"

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Parler, the company that you had to send them a copy of your driver's license, front and back, to register.

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Haha the very same that suffered multiple data breaches before even launching.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The main Twitter is just for conservatives, now.

3 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 0

Don't worry, while it is hard to turn a business that large, they're slowly pointing it right at the same set of rocks they sailed Parler into.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yep. Führer Musk bought it for 44b but last i heard its now worth ~30b. Ol Musky sure is a business genious.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago (deleted May 24, 2023 10:27 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

About tree fiddy.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*the Mein Twitter

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Don't applaud; the company that bought it is just as bad: "Parler's large user base and additional strategic assets represent an enormous opportunity for Starboard to continue to build aggressively in our media and publishing business," Ryan Coyne, CEO of Starboard, said in a statement.

"The team at Parler has built an exceptional audience and we look forward to integrating that audience across all of our existing platforms," he added.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

So Starbucks bought Parler?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well that's sad, I liked Starbound

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

an exceptional audience

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

*An audience that is stupid enough to click obviously sketchy links and buy clearly scammy products.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The best audience

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

*our special little guys

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0