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https://www.rawstory.com/right-wing-social-media-app-parler-shutters-temporarily-amid-strategic-reassessment/
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https://www.rawstory.com/right-wing-social-media-app-parler-shutters-temporarily-amid-strategic-reassessment/
johnvilnis
So if it is so successful they why did they sell it?
rbudrick
Surprised they didnt advertise to donate to anti-woke causes and then pocketed it. Right wingers empty their wallets, no questions asked for that shit.
Daverson
Elon's going to find out soon as people find alternative services.
OlympicFail
Hard to make money when most of your user base is bots.
vurcease
Maybe they can try making beer- oh wait.
Hurtsdo
There's a guy being held for murder and possibly a serial murderer of women of color. His Twitter is choice MAGAT material, even Melania holding Michelle's severed head. Hope the DA has record of his Parler account before it shut down.
ThatAintRightItsAllLeft
SploogeMcDuck316
I think having a bias political system that disproportionately gives more power to the minority voice has given the right an illusion that they represent the majority.
Thorpington
he has diamonds for teeth? what a knob
DJOldguy
And Parler was such an outstanding candidate to replace Twitter... sheesh, did Musk take that over too?
murderhobbit
Here's my shocked face
friendsofsandwiches
awwwww...poor babies
GpaSags
Seems to rank up there with women on conservative dating apps complaining about being treated like shit.
obijan
There are no women on the internet. At least not on THAT internet.
IUpvoteFunnyDumps
Those mofos they are targeting are dumb (which’s good for business), but broke (which is good for us).
DanFranzen
What's going on with his teeth?
Hawkgirl203
Oh no!
ldstrike
Awwww... Did elon musk twitter steal too much of your white power thunder?
RummageSaleBubbler
JinxRocks
"strategic reassessment" is just corporate doubplespeak for "we're gonna sell all of our user data to the highest bidder and run!"
Tychodin
It was a failing business. The purchase was just to transfer money to Candace Owens' husband.
Casually
Go fash no cash
shitheadtookmyname
Social Media go brrrrr
SteveMND
On the contrary, the people who ran Parler got a lot of cash, and the site itself will probably continue essentially unchanged, as the company that bought it is just as vile.
rmmmm
But there is… i.e. Crow
FujiJustin
Eat Crow
Casually
If a public facing business goes fascist then they don't do well, generally. Crow is an individual.
softballguy
RTBackup
Punching is the proper response when a Nazi shows their face.
Minneapple23
Just like these losers...
SecretAgentSuperBooger
bunnyhopp69
Gandrew?
RTBackup
HA! Pathetic little fucks. Go fash, no cash.
TedDansoninthedark
Older article, still seems relevant though. https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/parler-s-new-partner-has-ties-to-the-russian-government-1.1552575
heywoodjabme
Reassessment: “Are we the baddies?”
lightfoot2
Damn, how will NAMBLA recruit going forward?
CptnVentris
IconicM
I'm sure the Grand 'ole Party, aka NAMBLA, will find a way!
DankMustyFarrik
Church bulletin
ToSisPoS
Back to church socials and school trackmeets I guess.
OriginalSyn
I'm sure Elon is working hard as making twitter a safe space for them too.
lightfoot2
Good point. With Twitter, who needs Parler?
professionalConfirmologist
Going back to Sunday School is my guess
superpaul79
4chan.
KAPTKipper
They'll just use Twitter
skrimg59
holy shit this is real? i thought it was as made up for law and order svu
ElvisParsly
FetaForMoses
North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes?
TheHappyCreator
You can't see California without Marlon Brando's eyes.
Fengor
That's why before I visited I cloned Marlon Brando, gouged out his eyes with a mellon-baller, and replaced mine with his.
MrSatisify
The North American Man/Boy Love Association is a pedophilia and pederasty advocacy organization in the United States.
mjohnsimon
wtf that was real?
SergeantMajorSpoiler
r/Whoosh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64NK1ftMCg8&ab_channel=EricCartman
FetaForMoses
Is that legal?
MrSatisify
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_Man/Boy_Love_Association
Gayforbae
Yeah and they always try to cling onto gay rights stuff and we're like, we don't want you...
TheN8
The first time I heard the term MAP, I wanted to punch someone in the face.
Gayforbae
???
reichstein
Hold up, are saying NAMBLA is real and wasn't just made up by the South Park guys?
Hexidimentional
the pedo ring is real, the marlon brando look alikes might be real
reichstein
What the actual FUCK!?!
SimpDaddyDee
Jon Stewart, is that you? :P
SimpDaddyDee
(He used to end most references to conservative acronyms on the Daily Show with "or *NAMBLA*")
ElbowDeepInUserSub
“No reasonable person believes that a Twitter clone just for conservatives is a viable business any more.” Hahahahahaha, but what reasonable person thinks anyone else would ever use Parler?!
monkofshadow
That’s alright the far right has Twitter now, cuz “leftist” are addicted to it and won’t delete it
JustUsLeagueUnlimited
It is what it is. A grift. They had a surge from butthurt grandpas angry they cant say the n word on twitter. Parler sold them all the freedom cell phones, adult diapers, and Trump NFTs they could. It was profitable, but grifters never stay on a grift for too long. On to the next con
Christx30
Someone looking for January 6th suspects?
chunguswangus
Their CEO is married to Candace Owens. They're run by fucking lunatics
fartharder
With Twitter alienating people and organizations there's no better time for this new owner to "pivot"
Casually
Parler, the company that you had to send them a copy of your driver's license, front and back, to register.
DaveTheScientist
Haha the very same that suffered multiple data breaches before even launching.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
The main Twitter is just for conservatives, now.
maybeamonster
Don't worry, while it is hard to turn a business that large, they're slowly pointing it right at the same set of rocks they sailed Parler into.
Gradwin
Yep. Führer Musk bought it for 44b but last i heard its now worth ~30b. Ol Musky sure is a business genious.
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Sasurau
About tree fiddy.
shyasen
*the Mein Twitter
SteveMND
Don't applaud; the company that bought it is just as bad: "Parler's large user base and additional strategic assets represent an enormous opportunity for Starboard to continue to build aggressively in our media and publishing business," Ryan Coyne, CEO of Starboard, said in a statement.
"The team at Parler has built an exceptional audience and we look forward to integrating that audience across all of our existing platforms," he added.
paladindansesgirlfriend
So Starbucks bought Parler?
Zreen
well that's sad, I liked Starbound
Nim449
an exceptional audience
zxwaffen
*An audience that is stupid enough to click obviously sketchy links and buy clearly scammy products.
ministryofpeace
The best audience
PrivateDuds
*our special little guys