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This is a complete rethink of french toast called the "French Toast Roast" You're going to carve the "tenderloin" out of a day old loaf of Brioche, inject it with an egg and cream mixture, then sear it and roast it in the oven as you would a pork loin. Bananas Foster's sauce brings it all together.
Next step in the French Toast Roast. With a serrated knife carve out the heart or the "Tenderloin" of the Brioche loaf.
Instead of "soaking" the bread in the eggs, milk and cream mixture, which makes a "omelet" on the out side of each slice, we "inject" the mixture into the center. Injecting will let us slowly cook what is normally just a seasoned egg wash, into a fully formed anglaise in the center.
Dust the out side of the "roast" with granulated sugar. Next step, we're going to sear and caramelize in a roasting pan.
Sear sand caramelize all sides of the "roast" over medium low heat with butter.
The "roast" goes in the oven at 350 for 18 minutes or until an instant read thermometer reads 175-180
A shot of the roasting, internal temp of 180 and that baby is done.
Tent with foil and let it rest. It will stay hot for at least 30 minutes. The center has the texture of a cronut.
She slices beautifully, just like a well rested beef tenderloin.
What the "roast" looks like on the inside. Pure anglaise pudding. Crazy good.
Next the bananas foster sauce. Brown sugar, butter, cinnamon, touch of cream, pecans, pinch of salt. If you want make it more "classic" use dark rum as well.
Behold the French Toast Roast with bananas foster sauce. Enjoy! Serves about 6 people.
mermudd
This shit is bananas.
ghaige
Mother of god...
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
Serves about me
Lexsteel11
Step 1: have that infused gun from frame 3.
nitebandit
Thats that shit i DO like
Smushalush
I think this might legit be award winning
zamfall
Almost 2 hours of preparing and it's nommed away in less than 5 minutes. Nooooooo.....
KingDizi
This gave me an erection. I'm not gonna pad that with a funny .gif, it's a straight up food boner.
80percentlegs
My food boner curves up a bit. Which is weird because my regular bones doesn't curve at all.
mmsahler
I fail to understand searing a crust onto something which you just removed the crust from.
akki14
I frankly don't understand why you'd want less crust on french toast. Big flat sides are kinda ideal for this purpose...
EchoOfSnac
I thought the first image was the finished project. My culinary skills include and are limited to fried eggs, ramen, and cold cereal.
MissMinka
Improvised like crazy due to your LACK OF INGREDIENT AMOUNTS but ohmygod it came out wonderful and now my bf loves me; I love you.
DrDresDog
Serves me and my fat ass
justinemarie92
Haha hahahahha me too
kilmore
best advice on french-toast i could ever give: use a dried-out loaf. it seems counter-intuitive, but actually absorbs WAY more. ... 'welcome
crapoki
Yes "pain perdu" originally is a way to use old bread too hard to be eaten normally
ComradePutinCCCP1917
it's called Pain Perdu in France, which means "lost bread"
TrainIsWorseThanNickleback
The Dutch call it Wentelteefjes which means "flipping bitches"
qestdar
This is literary one of the best food-porn I've seen in a while. And it looks so easy to make.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
"Famous last words."
qestdar
Thank you for making my day, Captain!
4thManBearPig
is that tyler florence?
Pikkupanda
That is indeed Tyler Florence.
MonserrSans2
My teeth are drowning.
Juggman
But does it come with cheesy crusts? - http://simkl.in/episodes/20/2065158cd46bf83dc_w.jpg
SirLantsBojangles
And here I am looking likev that guy eating regular cinnamon toast crunch.
Hailskatan666
You made me laugh
ThishasbeenmyTedTok
I'm just waiting for the "Nailed It" posts
RockmanModelZ
¡Torrijas!
ScotchnCigars
As a diabetic, I look at this, and plan my funeral.
NwabudikeMorgan
It would have been even better if you let the bread-core-thing sit out overnight and go stale. French toast needs stale bread.
myr14d
... I want. so much. Why do I not have this? Why are are we separated by a digital divide? *pines*
IThinkIPreferToStayInside
"Digital divide" - beautiful. Are you always so poetic, or just when it comes to food? xD
myr14d
Within me resides the soul of a poet. A very hungry poet. With a sweet tooth.
boardwalkpanda
pfft, lost it at: *pines*
ImSnittingNextToBorpo
Me too :D
Mcflyvol
Ohhhhhh. I thought a real roast was going in there. I expected a bastardized beef Wellington.
Fiss
My Wife keeps forgetting the name, so she just asks me to cook a "Meat Poptart" whenever she wants one. Now I know the breakfast version too
655321mnc
how often do you make beef wellington?
Fiss
Probably about once every 2 or 3 months. Easy to make it well, though it's extremely rich and expensive so I try not to over do it.
fergnanasplit
Matt Damon?
thenonworkinglight
It's like Matt Damon and Chris Pratt had a love baby that makes awesome french toast
k2viking
I don't know how to feel about that mirror backsplash...
HodorIsADJ
Probably easier for photos and video than suspending a camera above the stove?
k2viking
yeah, that's what I figure. Otherwise, how messy is that grease cleanup every time you cook?
Nize426
I also thought that was a very weird spot for a mirror.
SheilaWeiss
It's stainless steel - a little more manly than mirror! :)
Jordanc71428
ah yes, let me get my food syringe out
vayaconquesos
Best tool for the job : a tube feeding syringe!
flyingcanoe
If you don't have a food syringe at hand, you can simply use your regular heroin syringes.
magesinger
I freaking love my food syringe. I just started with turkey but man it does so much.
harrykrishna
i have something better than a syringe
tRAGE
Bought one this year to inject the Thanksgiving turkey. It's magical.
YouOozeYouLose
Oh yes. Inject the toast straight into my veins
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Pro tip right there
ExtremelyMe
Yeah, looks like something the vet would have on a call for a horse.
TheSkeletonWar
Top kek.
ScreaminginSherris
laughed so hard I snorted, thanks
ExtremelyMe
Yeah, looks like something the vet would have on a call for a horse.
KaJuN
Yeah...food syringe...
IridescentLotus
Strangely - this is one kitchen tool I've always had....my dad always injects our chicken and turkeys and gave me an extra one -- MMM
brandeded
http://www.amazon.com/SpitJack-Magnum-Meat-Injector-needles/dp/B003WQIAR4/
Dickerty
A ha ha - thanks for making me snort Coke out of my nose!!
bigjoemonger
I cook by putting a piece of chicken on a pan until not pink and then eat it... this guy is better
MisterWho
You should try salt. That stuff is amazing!
SaltQueen
Seriously, do they even sell those at Target?
chaelek
A medical syringe works just fine. Change the needle, maybe.
655321mnc
...maybe
Jordanc71428
oh my god, I forgot I even made this comment and came back to 13 replies...
caelosum1308
TheSkeletonWar
He knows the chemistry..
MyOtherAccountIsCreative
Woah, what a crossover!
ivantheterrible
To clarify this is not my recipe, it's an original by Tyler Florence. The man is an absolute genius, check out his other dishes!
ElegantKitty
Eh, Tyler is okay...
TheRealPondo
OP, do you have a link to the recipe online? If so, please share. Thanks!
SolitaireG
But where is the goddam recipe? :o
Hoangy
I was about to say,"Tyler Florence on IMGUR?!"
Gnatish
His prime rib recipe has been a holiday staple in my house since first accidental discovery of it. Thanks for this, OP!
queenbeehbic
Oh that Tyler Florence. That sexy man knows the shortcut straight to my complex carbohydrate loving stomach.
Owlygirl
Yes, he is but you did a beautiful job
rightinthefeels13
I LOVE TYLER'S ULTIMATE!!!!
Hexarcy00
uhh, where are the details for the "inject it with an egg and cream mixture" step?
bardock
the key is not to rush. what you wanna do is think about baseball
ivantheterrible
Oh! I didn't even realize I missed that. Thanks for bringing that to my attention, just updated it.
Hexarcy00
thanks!
IronStark78
I think what he meant was how much egg, cream and milk is in the injected mixture? I would love to know as well :)
beebabubba
Please post the link to the recipe!
ratilda
Commenting to save the name of the chef
dorenavant
Came to do the same. And to bookmark drool-inducing photos.
eggmuffin
Surely, this serves two people? Three at the most?
MisleadingInformation
As Tyler Florence I can also add that the original recipe also calls for large amounts of cocaine. OP must have forgotten to add that part
rivenwhistle
Came back just to upvote you.
ivantheterrible
Was about to downvote then I saw your name. +1
TheBatmanFan
By your username, you should downvote anyway.
MouseratFormerlyScarecrowBoat
Instead of flower...sprinkle some bountiful confidence inducing cocaine fresh from the columbian meadows
LoudAngryJerk
um, excuse me, but did you not see the white powder he sprinkled on at the end?
UnPetitSugarcube
I think I'm crushing on misleadinginformation right now.
MisleadingInformation
As the stalker outside your window I can confirm 10/10 is accurate. Also that is an awesome red shirt you are wearing.
psy890
Tyler Florence Recipes: http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/tyler-florence/recipes.html
jakepooter
107 pages, 107 pages of recipes to dig into
bonhomous
and I still haven't found the recipe
aykyle
Sometimes I wish I was a good cook. Then I realize I can just learn. Then I realize I'm just lazy and eat my frozen pizza(I cook it, obv)
Jalase
Do you happen to have a link to the actual recipe? I don't see any measurements here, so, I'm a bit confused.
Hoangy
I was about to say,"Tyler Florence on IMGUR?!"
AuntieMeat
One question, if you have the answer: is the temp listed in F or C? (I'm assuming C, but I don't want to burn this if I try.)
dakhath
F. Definitely F. You can see that the temp in the image is labeled F. Eggs do not have to get all that hot, either.
kayakninjas
Looks like it's originally from his book Inside the Test Kitchen. If anyone's Google-fu is better and they can find the recipe, let me know?
mypantsareawesome
I can't find the recipe online anywhere, but if I'm able to get a copy of the book in the next couple days I'll let you know the recipe!
YourCanadianGirlfriend
"Serves about 6 people." Hahahahahaha
ImNachoGuy
Sure if by "6" you mean "me"
whoopsmyfingerslipped
I seriously thought it was salmon from the thumbnail.
mrefintechnical
More like just me...
Elaboratefool
I am six people
ImNachoGuy
Sure if by "6" you mean "me"
ImNachoGuy
isayfuckalot 10:17 pm well at least im back :D
Xiutehcuhtli
More like: "Serves me for about six minutes"
tokodan
No, but seriously, I hate it when people say something serves 4 or 6 or whatever; I would it the whole thing easily myself
CoffeeCozy
Correction - Serves 6 *Non-Americans*
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
Uh yeah I would eat all of this by myself and then cry.
wahchoolookinat
Twill feed me...then the rest will feed me later. Everyone else can go to hell. This looks too damn good for sharing.
Momof2needsabreak
Serves just me, followed by crying in the mirror and asking why did I do that to myself and lots of self hatred.
imaginationislow
Ask myself why I'm fat while eating a bucket of ice cream.
konsumer
http://img3.owned.com/media/images/1/7/1/4/17149/dr_phil_isn_t_as_nice_as_he_once_was_big.jpg
sidfromtoystory
http://img.pandawhale.com/82882-kristen-bell-laugh-cry-gif-big-YpO7.gif
ImNachoGuy
Sure if by "6" you mean "me"
Warranty
So glad I'm not the only one that could eat 5 or more servings of this in one sitting.
youhavemail
More like 1 me
damneddog
Ahaha
Churts
Yeah I'd smash that whole thing easy man.
PanEdaCat
I knew this would be top comment...
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
-hahahahaaaaah...... "I'm so lonely"
spenttoolongthinkingofausername
Knock knock! Who's there? A mirror! I am lonely...
importvita
If you make this I will share it with you! I am also lonely...:(
itsAone
*hungry
CarrieCork
Literally snorted and laughed out loud. Took the words out of my mouth
twentyfiveandone
Serves about 1/2 of an average man, or 18 women.
TheCustardCream
"About"
thegr8rambino
*eats it all* lel llol lul
MrPornProfessional
I wanna put my dick in it...
Owlygirl
exactly
Zhouse301
I just came
9GagSentMeHere
LOL this seriously made me laugh, way too hard!
Jookzie
non americans i guess
PoppinLochNessHopster
I'm not even obese and I could eat that in about 2 meals.
Jackofall
Followed by puking in a scalding shower while scrubbing hard. 'I am so diiiiiirtyyyyy.'
Winkless
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
and gives 5 of them diabeetus
GingerNutttz
Rng fail.
thatshyguy
My first thought as well. This MIGHT feed two, if I was feeling generous.
LeCheshireCat
How it normally works me: struggles to eat 1 bf: eats the rest of mine and whatever is left
GolfCartHero
"I know what I'm about son"
Veggisaurus
More like 2 or 3... Or 1...
TubbzMcgee
*Serves one Tubbz
YouMightGetIdeas
Bitch if I get a bite of that, ain't nobody can get between me and the rest of the plate.
fishflakes
Or one person sitting on the kitchen floor crying while simultaneously trying to bury her feelings with carbs and sugar. Err, I mean...lmao.
OfficialUsernameChecker
TIL I'm 6 people.
Galdornae
Well then you just got served!
ImeantToBeThatGuy
TIL I'm 18 people. Unfortunately I have the income of 1/4th of a person.
whoopsmyfingerslipped
KatInTheCorner
It serves one person over three days. That person is me. Don't touch my french toast roast.
ohforthewingsofadove
Not americans silly.
Tonolub
Silly OP , eight isn't divisible by six.
Almightygir
not with that attitude!
thegearheart
Two of them must fight.
slallum
If only 2 of them will fight, there will still be left 5 *nitpicking*
HemroidSamurai
oooh oooh 5 on the guy on the right
Ifyoutypegoogleintogoogleyoucanbreaktheinternet
It is, however, divisible by one...
COLONELOBVlOUS
indeed, and its MINE, my own,.........My PRRRRRECIOUS
plebix
Only if repeated 6 times
CondescendingCunt
Nigga, do you even fucking math? Three times is enough since the prime number factorization for 8 is 2^3 and 2*3 for 6. (3*8=24 and 24/6=4)
LostInImgur
No less than a plate is enough. I don't care what your math says, I'm hungry.
BroboxylicAcid
It'd serve four, two slices each. Cry more.
TheGirafe
You mean it serves two, 4 slices each.
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
I am pretty sure this would realistically serve 2 maximum...
ThreeLordesLong
Seriously, "lol it'll serve one!!!1" jokes are so old Michael Bay is making a grimdark reboot of it.
WackTheHorld
Old but true. Really though, this would serve two, maybe three if the third person is a two year old.