the French Toast Roast

Dec 18, 2014 7:29 PM

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This is a complete rethink of french toast called the "French Toast Roast" You're going to carve the "tenderloin" out of a day old loaf of Brioche, inject it with an egg and cream mixture, then sear it and roast it in the oven as you would a pork loin. Bananas Foster's sauce brings it all together.

Next step in the French Toast Roast. With a serrated knife carve out the heart or the "Tenderloin" of the Brioche loaf.

Instead of "soaking" the bread in the eggs, milk and cream mixture, which makes a "omelet" on the out side of each slice, we "inject" the mixture into the center. Injecting will let us slowly cook what is normally just a seasoned egg wash, into a fully formed anglaise in the center.

Dust the out side of the "roast" with granulated sugar. Next step, we're going to sear and caramelize in a roasting pan.

Sear sand caramelize all sides of the "roast" over medium low heat with butter.

The "roast" goes in the oven at 350 for 18 minutes or until an instant read thermometer reads 175-180

A shot of the roasting, internal temp of 180 and that baby is done.

Tent with foil and let it rest. It will stay hot for at least 30 minutes. The center has the texture of a cronut.

She slices beautifully, just like a well rested beef tenderloin.

What the "roast" looks like on the inside. Pure anglaise pudding. Crazy good.

Next the bananas foster sauce. Brown sugar, butter, cinnamon, touch of cream, pecans, pinch of salt. If you want make it more "classic" use dark rum as well.

Behold the French Toast Roast with bananas foster sauce. Enjoy! Serves about 6 people.

This shit is bananas.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mother of god...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serves about me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Step 1: have that infused gun from frame 3.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thats that shit i DO like

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think this might legit be award winning

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Almost 2 hours of preparing and it's nommed away in less than 5 minutes. Nooooooo.....

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gave me an erection. I'm not gonna pad that with a funny .gif, it's a straight up food boner.

11 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

My food boner curves up a bit. Which is weird because my regular bones doesn't curve at all.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I fail to understand searing a crust onto something which you just removed the crust from.

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I frankly don't understand why you'd want less crust on french toast. Big flat sides are kinda ideal for this purpose...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought the first image was the finished project. My culinary skills include and are limited to fried eggs, ramen, and cold cereal.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Improvised like crazy due to your LACK OF INGREDIENT AMOUNTS but ohmygod it came out wonderful and now my bf loves me; I love you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Serves me and my fat ass

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haha hahahahha me too

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

best advice on french-toast i could ever give: use a dried-out loaf. it seems counter-intuitive, but actually absorbs WAY more. ... 'welcome

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes "pain perdu" originally is a way to use old bread too hard to be eaten normally

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

it's called Pain Perdu in France, which means "lost bread"

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

The Dutch call it Wentelteefjes which means "flipping bitches"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This is literary one of the best food-porn I've seen in a while. And it looks so easy to make.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Famous last words."

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thank you for making my day, Captain!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

is that tyler florence?

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That is indeed Tyler Florence.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My teeth are drowning.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

But does it come with cheesy crusts? - http://simkl.in/episodes/20/2065158cd46bf83dc_w.jpg

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

And here I am looking likev that guy eating regular cinnamon toast crunch.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm just waiting for the "Nailed It" posts

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

¡Torrijas!

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a diabetic, I look at this, and plan my funeral.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It would have been even better if you let the bread-core-thing sit out overnight and go stale. French toast needs stale bread.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

... I want. so much. Why do I not have this? Why are are we separated by a digital divide? *pines*

11 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 1

"Digital divide" - beautiful. Are you always so poetic, or just when it comes to food? xD

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Within me resides the soul of a poet. A very hungry poet. With a sweet tooth.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

pfft, lost it at: *pines*

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Me too :D

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ohhhhhh. I thought a real roast was going in there. I expected a bastardized beef Wellington.

11 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 2

My Wife keeps forgetting the name, so she just asks me to cook a "Meat Poptart" whenever she wants one. Now I know the breakfast version too

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

how often do you make beef wellington?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably about once every 2 or 3 months. Easy to make it well, though it's extremely rich and expensive so I try not to over do it.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Matt Damon?

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It's like Matt Damon and Chris Pratt had a love baby that makes awesome french toast

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't know how to feel about that mirror backsplash...

11 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Probably easier for photos and video than suspending a camera above the stove?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, that's what I figure. Otherwise, how messy is that grease cleanup every time you cook?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I also thought that was a very weird spot for a mirror.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's stainless steel - a little more manly than mirror! :)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

ah yes, let me get my food syringe out

11 years ago | Likes 740 Dislikes 2

Best tool for the job : a tube feeding syringe!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If you don't have a food syringe at hand, you can simply use your regular heroin syringes.

11 years ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

I freaking love my food syringe. I just started with turkey but man it does so much.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i have something better than a syringe

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bought one this year to inject the Thanksgiving turkey. It's magical.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh yes. Inject the toast straight into my veins

11 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 1

Pro tip right there

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, looks like something the vet would have on a call for a horse.

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Top kek.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

laughed so hard I snorted, thanks

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Yeah, looks like something the vet would have on a call for a horse.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah...food syringe...

11 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Strangely - this is one kitchen tool I've always had....my dad always injects our chicken and turkeys and gave me an extra one -- MMM

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A ha ha - thanks for making me snort Coke out of my nose!!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I cook by putting a piece of chicken on a pan until not pink and then eat it... this guy is better

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You should try salt. That stuff is amazing!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seriously, do they even sell those at Target?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A medical syringe works just fine. Change the needle, maybe.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

...maybe

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

oh my god, I forgot I even made this comment and came back to 13 replies...

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 0

He knows the chemistry..

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Woah, what a crossover!

11 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

To clarify this is not my recipe, it's an original by Tyler Florence. The man is an absolute genius, check out his other dishes!

11 years ago | Likes 1063 Dislikes 14

Eh, Tyler is okay...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

OP, do you have a link to the recipe online? If so, please share. Thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But where is the goddam recipe? :o

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I was about to say,"Tyler Florence on IMGUR?!"

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

His prime rib recipe has been a holiday staple in my house since first accidental discovery of it. Thanks for this, OP!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh that Tyler Florence. That sexy man knows the shortcut straight to my complex carbohydrate loving stomach.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, he is but you did a beautiful job

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I LOVE TYLER'S ULTIMATE!!!!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

uhh, where are the details for the "inject it with an egg and cream mixture" step?

11 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

the key is not to rush. what you wanna do is think about baseball

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh! I didn't even realize I missed that. Thanks for bringing that to my attention, just updated it.

11 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

thanks!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think what he meant was how much egg, cream and milk is in the injected mixture? I would love to know as well :)

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Please post the link to the recipe!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Commenting to save the name of the chef

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Came to do the same. And to bookmark drool-inducing photos.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely, this serves two people? Three at the most?

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As Tyler Florence I can also add that the original recipe also calls for large amounts of cocaine. OP must have forgotten to add that part

11 years ago | Likes 263 Dislikes 11

Came back just to upvote you.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was about to downvote then I saw your name. +1

11 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 4

By your username, you should downvote anyway.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Instead of flower...sprinkle some bountiful confidence inducing cocaine fresh from the columbian meadows

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

um, excuse me, but did you not see the white powder he sprinkled on at the end?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think I'm crushing on misleadinginformation right now.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

As the stalker outside your window I can confirm 10/10 is accurate. Also that is an awesome red shirt you are wearing.

11 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Tyler Florence Recipes: http://www.foodnetwork.com/chefs/tyler-florence/recipes.html

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

107 pages, 107 pages of recipes to dig into

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

and I still haven't found the recipe

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sometimes I wish I was a good cook. Then I realize I can just learn. Then I realize I'm just lazy and eat my frozen pizza(I cook it, obv)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do you happen to have a link to the actual recipe? I don't see any measurements here, so, I'm a bit confused.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was about to say,"Tyler Florence on IMGUR?!"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

One question, if you have the answer: is the temp listed in F or C? (I'm assuming C, but I don't want to burn this if I try.)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

F. Definitely F. You can see that the temp in the image is labeled F. Eggs do not have to get all that hot, either.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's originally from his book Inside the Test Kitchen. If anyone's Google-fu is better and they can find the recipe, let me know?

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can't find the recipe online anywhere, but if I'm able to get a copy of the book in the next couple days I'll let you know the recipe!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Serves about 6 people." Hahahahahaha

11 years ago | Likes 3544 Dislikes 7

Sure if by "6" you mean "me"

11 years ago | Likes 0 Dislikes 2

I seriously thought it was salmon from the thumbnail.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

More like just me...

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I am six people

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sure if by "6" you mean "me"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

isayfuckalot 10:17 pm well at least im back :D

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

More like: "Serves me for about six minutes"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

No, but seriously, I hate it when people say something serves 4 or 6 or whatever; I would it the whole thing easily myself

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Correction - Serves 6 *Non-Americans*

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Uh yeah I would eat all of this by myself and then cry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Twill feed me...then the rest will feed me later. Everyone else can go to hell. This looks too damn good for sharing.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Serves just me, followed by crying in the mirror and asking why did I do that to myself and lots of self hatred.

11 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 2

Ask myself why I'm fat while eating a bucket of ice cream.

11 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sure if by "6" you mean "me"

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

So glad I'm not the only one that could eat 5 or more servings of this in one sitting.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

More like 1 me

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Ahaha

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Yeah I'd smash that whole thing easy man.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I knew this would be top comment...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

-hahahahaaaaah...... "I'm so lonely"

11 years ago | Likes 368 Dislikes 5

Knock knock! Who's there? A mirror! I am lonely...

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you make this I will share it with you! I am also lonely...:(

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

*hungry

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Literally snorted and laughed out loud. Took the words out of my mouth

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

Serves about 1/2 of an average man, or 18 women.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

"About"

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

*eats it all* lel llol lul

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I wanna put my dick in it...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

exactly

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 3

I just came

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

LOL this seriously made me laugh, way too hard!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

non americans i guess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not even obese and I could eat that in about 2 meals.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Followed by puking in a scalding shower while scrubbing hard. 'I am so diiiiiirtyyyyy.'

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

and gives 5 of them diabeetus

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Rng fail.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My first thought as well. This MIGHT feed two, if I was feeling generous.

11 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 6

How it normally works me: struggles to eat 1 bf: eats the rest of mine and whatever is left

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I know what I'm about son"

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

More like 2 or 3... Or 1...

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Serves one Tubbz

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Bitch if I get a bite of that, ain't nobody can get between me and the rest of the plate.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Or one person sitting on the kitchen floor crying while simultaneously trying to bury her feelings with carbs and sugar. Err, I mean...lmao.

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

TIL I'm 6 people.

11 years ago | Likes 147 Dislikes 1

Well then you just got served!

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

TIL I'm 18 people. Unfortunately I have the income of 1/4th of a person.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

11 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

It serves one person over three days. That person is me. Don't touch my french toast roast.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Not americans silly.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Silly OP , eight isn't divisible by six.

11 years ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 3

not with that attitude!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Two of them must fight.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

If only 2 of them will fight, there will still be left 5 *nitpicking*

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

oooh oooh 5 on the guy on the right

11 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It is, however, divisible by one...

11 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

indeed, and its MINE, my own,.........My PRRRRRECIOUS

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Only if repeated 6 times

11 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 6

Nigga, do you even fucking math? Three times is enough since the prime number factorization for 8 is 2^3 and 2*3 for 6. (3*8=24 and 24/6=4)

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

No less than a plate is enough. I don't care what your math says, I'm hungry.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It'd serve four, two slices each. Cry more.

11 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 5

You mean it serves two, 4 slices each.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I am pretty sure this would realistically serve 2 maximum...

11 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 4

Seriously, "lol it'll serve one!!!1" jokes are so old Michael Bay is making a grimdark reboot of it.

11 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Old but true. Really though, this would serve two, maybe three if the third person is a two year old.

11 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2