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New couch!
But... What's that... In between the cushions...?
What the...
IS THAT....
THIS RIGHT HERE
AN....
EWOK!?
I tried pulling him out...
I tried again from another angle. No success.
Time for some tools!
Some progress!!!!
ALMOST THERE!!!!
GOT HIM!!!! Wait... This is no Ewok... It's....
A FRIEND!!!?!?!?!???!
FINALLY!!!!.... I've waited so long!
I may have cried a little. (Don't hate) lol
Here's us havin a few brewskis together!
Here's that one time we went outside.
We both are terrified of spiders so we don't go out much, so we were sure to document that it happened this one time.
Alright, back inside!
Warmin up the pan so we can chef us up some grub!
After lunch we watched a movie, but I fell asleep. lol.
He took this stupid selfie and caught me asleep on his shoulder. (No homo bro)
After I woke up, I serenaded him with some cool tunes.
Most of which were songs I wrote about how we were friends, and what good times we have together.
GAME TIME!
#Selfie
Don't hate! We're cool!
I hated when he had to go...
He had work... :(
I was sad... :( ... But then...
HE SENT ME THIS MESSAGE!
He dressed up like a pirate because I wear an eye patch. He's such a goof ball!!!
I laughed so hard!!!!
I love my best friend!
xbabiespoison
You sir, are a fucking legend!!!
xkotu
This made me all happy inside. ^~^
gordi2021
well done OP
yagotabekittenme
You are so attractive I can't even.
INeededANewusernameSoHereItIs
This post legitimately made my day better haha. Thank you OP!
maeveflesh
Upvoting for so many reasons!
WatsonToYa
His name is fucking Weezy I'm dying
theworldisforeveryours
As a mom, Getcho Shoes off da couch!
A911owner
There was a lot of dedication behind making this post...
Pipiplotte
Hi, you're cute, bye.
MasterDrank
Thank you! :-P
byondgoodandevil
you are awesome. your dog is awesome. this is all awesome +1!
ThatINeedToPoopFeeling
I wish I was friends with a pirate
MisterBadExample
He's more of a pirate than you'll ever be....
SubZoey
Is it possible to develop a crush in under two minutes solely from an imgur post? Sheesh!
rebmcr
Punk Prince Harry?
mooncactus
F is for friends who do stuff together!
toxicoverride
U is for uranium....BOMBS :D
MasterDrank
N is for nose picking, sharing gum and sand licking!
zanderoid
Our Shih Tzus could be brothers:
MasterDrank
We should have a ShihTzu play date!
thenorwegianmoose
You have a nice face.
decentjokesdeliveredawkwardly
And a nice ewok.
Thaumogenesis
http://imgur.com/3jWduBj
sheswhiskeyinateacup
I second that
OhMyGodTheyKilledKennyYouBastards
How's being a pirate? I hear good and bad things
whenyouareengulfedinflames
Rufio?
Tylerm1
Aye matey ye found the hidden treasure: a friend to share an unconditional bond of friendship with.
AramisZo
you're both pretty :)
HeyFreckleFace
You two seem like a cavalcade of fucking fun. Let's be friends.
MasterDrank
Deal! We are now friends!
YouSuckHahaImJustKiddingYoureAlright
You're so cool it kinda pissed me off
pandafuck
im glad im not the only one who felt this way
Draygen
nifbot
That eye-patch kind of makes you look like Kurt Russel in the Escape films!
toxicoverride
(Back from stalking OP's submitted images) I'm going to go with Peter Pan pirate disguise.
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Snake Plisken!!
nifbot
*Kurt Russell, Mr. Me
ialwaysupvoteShibe
There is only Escape from New York. We don't talk about the "other one"
treestars
Your hair is very exciting.
DonaldMcRonald
Ed Sheeran's "punk" brother?
itstarina
I'm SO glad I wasnt the only one who thought this
LittleE92
Bout to say, Ed Sheeran?
ParallelThistle
oh you look like fun! I would love to be a new friend! But alas, this will be buried at the bottom of the pile and you will never see it..
MasterDrank
Saw it! Fuck yeah! Let's be friends!
ParallelThistle
oh yay! Imgur has brought us together XD
MasterDrank
Friendship has been established!
eraofjen
teamwork for friendship! +1
toxicoverride
Trying to help raise you to the top +1 (Had to correct it XD)
ParallelThistle
of course! thank you kind Imgurian ^^
MasterDrank
Holy crap... Front page! Uh... You guy seem to like pictures of my ewok/dog/friend & I. Top reply to this with a photo I will recreate.
jsktrogdor
Your back yard is disproportionately shit when compared with the rest of your shit. Just fyi.
rhaxma
Mostly I'm curious about the patch, but aside from that, I would like to see you and your Ewok recreate Jurassic Park. The whole movie.
JayEnfield
http://i.imgur.com/nKifudG
stevetehpirate
As a pirate, I support these things.
lampwork
As a groomer..Pretty please get him professionally groomed. Like the old pic in the MMS text. All that hair in his eyes is not good for him.
AramisZo
your hair is awesome.
kennykenith
http://imgur.com/zwGi4xf
gildedphoenix
I really want this one to win!
Pieluna
Hans solo chewbaka ♡
burgundywhale
I don't understand how both of you are amazingly cute.
kittytard
You look like Peter Pan. A sexy tattooed one!
MermaidLamby
As a female.. I liked you :)
MasterDrank
Aaaww... youre too nice. My ego can't handle these compliments! I dont usually talk to anyone, let alone get compliments!
MermaidLamby
Well you're in luck cause I don't normally talk to anyone let alone GIVE compliments :) haha!
bexhope
Thanks for the laugh. P.S. As a chick, I am jealous of your hair.
JohnnyMnemonic
Are you Eraserhead?
MasterDrank
Nah, my friends call me Carrot Top.
ontheradio91
NorthKoreabestKorea
Recreate the Titanic scene
SoWasI
More do more
EatMyGrundle
TheHerbalist
I had a lhasa growing up up who looked JUST LIKE THIS. They are such great dogs!
INeverAskedForTheseFeels
No.. No.. I liked the pictures of your face. Definitely your face.
LetTheSunShine1187
I concur.
toxicoverride
http://imgur.com/3Udnvy6
nieszka
I volunteer for the lady part! (dibs!)
Senatoruppercut
we have a winner
yyvviiee
I feel like you'd be a fun person to party with. Looking for more friends?
AceVanquish
You have to hide in the couch until discovered.
MadMoxxi
I second this motion.
Zifnab
go get stuck in his couch and find out
crazyfrancoamerican
i second this request!! The hair and eyepatch re wondrous :P
komic214
im down to be friends too
TrixiHobbitz
Highly agree. fun pirate ginger!
FrancescaUltramarina
pirate party? but I bet we are all like 156456 km from each other
NimulosMaltibos
+1 for km
FrancescaUltramarina
Czech Republic here, hell yeah
NimulosMaltibos
Germany here, hey there
FrancescaUltramarina
well howdy naighbor
reider10
You used km for distance...we are indeed far apart the
FrancescaUltramarina
I did math, it's 97 217.2513 miles, but you got the point
MasterDrank
I am always looking for friends! Lets party it up man!
Supchups
Me too!
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodywalkthedinosaur
HALLO MY FREIND NOW!
WiFisMoreImportantthanpoptartsorpools
Can I be part of the Friend Fiesta?
Sloths4eva
Me too!
CapnBankroll
I like new friends...
MasterDrank
Well shit, you just made one!
PurpleToupee
Should we start a fan club? I wanna start a fan club.
Naftalinaf
I wannaa paartyyy with theee piraaaaaatttteeeee (8
allonsybadwolf
Did someone say party?
romans8
Come party it up in Tulsa!..... I just realized how lame my University of choice sounds..
secretagentman
without wanting to google, why did they call it the sooner state?, he asked the guy or gal who is probably not from there
romans8
apparently America was giving away land in what is now OK under the condition that you had to start a farm, but many people, known (1/3)
romans8
now as "Sooners" went and claimed their stake before the land was officially declared open land in the 1800's (2/3)
pantsqueen
i will take some friendship, please.
doctorlawyer
your username makes this so much more awesome!
AsinusAdLyram
If you are anywhere near southeastern WI, I am your wing-girl.
MasterDrank
unfortunately no... :( but we can still be partners in crime... IN SPIRIT!
AsinusAdLyram
http://dc498.4shared.com/img/yUtXwa2W/s3/1370acdfd88/really_dammit.gif
whenyouareengulfedinflames
PLEASE be in Pennsylvania.
PrinceHotBode
You're not in Australia are you? :)
MasterDrank
No... :( Sunny South Florida
LaLokitaPrincesa
going to earthday birthday?
PrinceHotBode
noooooooooooooooooo
ginniper
DAMN I'm south Alabama,I saw Florida and got excited!
KenDRAGON
Howdy, neighbor!
MasterDrank
Alright! A fellow floridian!
Reneekun
Pick me, pick me!
nippygood
You seem pretty damn awesome :)
Kikkomanish
Can we be...more than friends?
AssholeBandit
I have never partied with a pirate before. :(
WillowWish64
There's a Pirate bar right next to my house. I'm kidding either.
xezuno
It's not that great the rum is always gone
toxicoverride
There's a local pirate party every year a friend throws in my current city! Everyone should do this once.
Summersky
Don't worry, Old Grumps! It's never too late to party with a pirate! ;D
toxicoverride
http://imgur.com/LXDwyss
plusoneforyou
take me away Leo!!
thebrownknightrises
Ain't no party like a Gatsby Party till there are 10 dead and a crash or two.
namormckenzie
I also want in on this yall
MasterDrank
Alright! Three friends!? One Day!? HELL YEAH!
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
I'm in. New friends don't let new friends party with other new friends alone.
silvestra
I WANT IN TOO YOU GUYS SEEM AWESOME
possumfox
MAKE ALL THE FRIENDS!
SketchySarah
Me too me too!?
derryck
me three please
comepickupallyourfloorbags
Make that four friends!! I don't want to be left out of this epic four-way friendship!
MasterDrank
Youre in compadre!
nation543
your hair color makes me uneasy. like... batman-movie-theater-premier-uneasy.
MasterDrank
Whoa! Thats rather morbid. I'm not planning on any mass murders at the moment. but I am planning a mass cuddle sesh with my BEST FRIEND!
nation543
lol well that is good. but do you not see the resemblance? http://bhcourier.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Batman-Killer-James-Holmes.jpg
MasterDrank
Actually mine was an accident. I bleached It then attempted to combine blue and red to make purple... buuuttt... that clearly didnt work
mynameisnotalice
I love the color.
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
Yeah, I'm in. Hell, I'll bring some beer, too.
MasterDrank
Hell yeah! You sir are awesome!
RonSwansonIsMyHomeboy
Naawww..... YOU! *Points at you, beer in hand*
MasterDrank
Nuh uhhh!!! YOU! *Points at you, beer in hand* *Knocks over shot glasses in the process*
CriticalPaige
I support this, also.
MasterDrank
WHOA! Four friends!?!?!?!? ALL IN THE SAME DAY!? I need to go lay down...
xezuno
I think think I make sex!! I meant six. SHIT!!! Sorry, can we still be friends??
CriticalPaige
Prepare your friendbox OP, it's still morning! :)
starfishlovemeloveme
Fuck yeah! I want in on this "friendship" thing you speak of
MasterDrank
The buy in is just you have to be nice and say things like "feels" and "for science". Haha just kidding we are now friends my kind sir!
starfishlovemeloveme
I think I can manage all that haha. Also, I'm a chick... but I mean you can still call me sir if you want. #NOHOMO
MasterDrank
Well then, excuse me! We are now friends, my lady!
toxicoverride
I want in on this :D
MasterDrank
You're in man. We are officially friends sir! Cheers
toxicoverride
That's Sir-ette. Gosh! (sir-ette? madam sir? Sir Lady beard the dreaded pirate?.. http://imgur.com/QRkOLfO )
MasterDrank
That's the second time I accidentally called a girl sir! Damnit! My apologies! We are officially friends Sir-ette!
AmalieTheDane
I can be your friend, hola chico!
MasterDrank
You're in! Wow. I feel so popular now! Hell yea I want to be your friend!
AmalieTheDane
Welcome to the front page! Time to celebrate:![]()
MasterDrank
I've never made it here! I, I want to thank my dog... I mean... ewok!.. Eh HEM... I mean friend for all of me success!