Honey I shrunk the Kardashians

Mar 9, 2016 1:06 PM

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It's like a vertical axis 3D printer failed

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*unzips* a little.

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Little People Atlanta is the tv show they are on if anyone was wondering.

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This is a small picture

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Nasty hobbitses!

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Explain to me again how you're not a hobbit?

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I suppose being hung like a mouse would not be a problem.

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Shortney Kardashian

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Made me snort +1

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10/10 would play sexual dodgeball

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Sexy limbo

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im still down... I might have to get lower tho

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Why don't pedos just date little people? It seems like the best of both world for them. They get to bang someone tiny and they dont go to j

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Is that a midget Katy Perry??

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they really should do porn they fit in almost every category

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Are the two in the middle twins?

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I see you midget Katy Perry

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thought the same!

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Ira imposible not to

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It's impossible not to*

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They look like someone squeezed them out of a cookie dough roll

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I'll take the two outside ones

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Mini traps.

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Kim, snookie, snookie sister, katy perry

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Applicants for new season of Bachelor, starring Peter Dinklage.

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But he already has a wife and daughter.

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Shhh no spoilers man...

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The comments on this thread are GOLD. Almost like we're at the end of a rainbow.

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Jersey Short

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Prostitots.

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FINALLY! MY PENIS WOULD LOOK AVERAGE!!!

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But a LITTLE less slutty

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10/10 would all of them

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5/7

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Don't you mean 5/5?

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Ooooohhhh snap!

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I legitimately want to have sex with a midget. But idk how to go about it, some day.

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I suggest holding them up in the air and bouncing them up and down against your lap.

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Wasn't House's suggestion that she "sit on his lap and go for a spin"?

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Meet a little person, get to know them, maybe go out on a few dates. Suggest going back to your place and see what happens.

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People often don't think of this somehow.

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I've checked like every rainbow and nothing

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Holy crap lol. Work in a call center and had to pretend that chortle was a cough. Good job.

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Lmao obviously just like a regular woman. Idk where you are from but I've maybe seen 1 my entire life in person. Like where do I find em?

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Try looking down

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underrated comment +1

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Easy there guy.. set a better example, you know little people look up to us.

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As official judge and jury of daily internet wins, I was leaning towards the OP. Then I saw this comment. It's over, you win

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My sides have gone into orbit

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they should do porn. I can never find any good midget porn.

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Brigitte the Midget... Rough as a goat's knee, but entertaining midget porn indeed.

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It's always so short.

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I can't find any midget escorts!

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Maybe you should lower your standards.

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try Bridget Powers, maybe you like her http://www.xvideos.com/video1501120/bridget_powers_midget

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dot

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The best things come in small packages.

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You're right, I just realized I've never found good midget porn either.

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If Jemma Suicide ever did porn, it would be the end of my penis as we know it.

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I've only liked 4 comments so far today, and two of them have turned out to be you. You're killing me here! +1

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Or anything more recent than two sets from years ago.

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we ?

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Yes.

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/a/WUQmI

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Is this a risky click?

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depends how you define risky

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I would definitely call that risky because I was at work when I asked.

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yeah sry should have put nsfw my fault

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Yeah, it's a tiny selection

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Holy shit +1

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This comment deserves more points than it will get.

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Probably because it's short on demand

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It's really just dwarfed by the competition.

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There's very little they can do

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Do they have normal sized vaginas? Can they take more than half the dick?

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i guess you haven´t seen midget porn? the answer is yes , and if i´ve seen midget porn the answer to that is yes too. hot as hell.

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Legit question.

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*midget question.

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2.5/3.5 would

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savage.

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accurate.

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This needs to be higher than the post. This is beautiful

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wow, that produced an actual real-life laugh out of me. thanks.

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took me half a second, but i laughed! thank you!

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Took me a second, you clever human!

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I'm honestly sick of the 5/7 pun, but this is gold.

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I get that reference.gif

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I've hated the 5/7 thing since it's so predictable. But this is just clever as hell. Congrats on the first +1 I've given a 5/7 reference.

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Thanks, Mr. Sack!

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Why you're quite welcome.

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That reference, I understood it.

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Omg thank you!!!

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Hot damn, that's beautiful!

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I just can't decide if this is brutal or just amazing.

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Brumazing!

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AMUTAL!

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Both

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Both

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Yes

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Amazing ...

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Such execution.

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Yay. I got this reference.

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Sounds like you need another coffee now though.

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10 years ago (deleted Dec 29, 2017 3:15 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Apologies. I owe you one.

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v

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A half perfect Score.

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5.5/7.5*

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youdontgetthatreference.jpeg

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You're the kid that made us sit through fractions for 3 weeks instead of 3 hours.

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You are a mathematical genius.

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It's all good...

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