Just told my Siamese he was adopted
Bath Time
Onward, bitch!
And I'm not afraid to use it!
The morning after a hard, leg day work out
Trying to find the right classroom, when the semester starts
When I go to use the camera on my phone, and forget that its still set on the front facing lens
Women's Bathroom Lines Be Like
Being on a diet when your coworker is trying to sell you girlscout cookies for their kid
Jen Law plays basketball (newest meme)
MRW I turn off the lights in the basement and haul ass upstairs before the monsters get me
The blonde receptionist was cute ... but not very helpful!
When you've had a bad day, and your girl is just like...
Brought a friend over to meet the family for the first time and have dinner ... MRW she brings up politics
"NO! You may NOT have my stuffed animal, now, good day sir! ... I SAID GOOD DAY!"
When I overhear the hot girl I'm crushing on, say my name in a convo
As a lesbian who looks "straight" this is the worst!
When you work in retail, and hear the same joke over and over and have to force a laugh everytime...
o-O wat?
Right in his baby maker
When you take a girl out for a fancy meal ... and then they bring you the check
Lesbian First World Problems :(
Parenting Level: Trolling
That SNEAKY bastard
That look you give someone after you pass them when they were going UNDER the speed limit
Everytime
When you're thirsty as shit from playing hard at recess, and have to wait in line for the water fountain
Gimme your food, I AM THE NIGHT!
Puppy learns to howl for the first time
o-O
Saturday Night: My neck, My back, My Netflix, and my snacks!
The downside is, I need more batteries :(
Fun Fact you might not have known:
I see this all the time at work
Buster - Guardian of the clean laundry!
Cat bedsheets game
That face tho
This is why us ladies always go to the bathroom in groups ;)
My two boys, Buster and Jackson, love eachother
Sit where?
What I'm REALLY doing when I type LOL
That's why I ALWAYS go for nice guys!
I just told my cat, Buster, that he's adopted ... he took it rather well.
Or two...or three...
*Squeelzzz* :3
Or guys named Adam for that reason
"Are you stupid?"
When you are trying to get BAE in the mood
Buzz and Woody
Anyone else do this?
LNI anyone?
It's a horror porn movie I could watch!
I wouldn't want to be late again in that class
Parkour wakeboarding
"I got it! Wait ... dafuq? Did you see that?"
Bachelorette confession
Sitting...Wishing...Waiting...Soooon
Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way you do