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MyDogsNameIsYogi
LADIES.
popcorncrunch
Sorry... I just have to...'Ladies' is the group, Lady's suggests something belongs to a lady, sorry, I'll move along now.
shootsewvintage
Manners, people. A simple no is far easier than you think. I bet it sucks hard to hear your friend say that, even if you’re not interested.
Holociraptor
THE PLURAL OF 'LADY' IS 'LADIES'.
1x1y
As a guy, your response should be a "Haha, hell no!" with a slightly disgusted facial expression. It stings both ways.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
ladies*
Sauroctonus
Lady's what?
Ogri
If you don't understand apostrophes then don't use them.
dmoore182
That's when you start talking about how all you bang are models. Then show pictures you find off Google until the believe you.
TimBTB
The text reflects in the water, or am i seeing things?
MagpieNI
Well spotted.
AjKaramba
Women who would say "eww no" aren't ladies.
Aerolfoz
LieutenantGordon
*Ladies. An apostrophe doesn't make something plural.
bitchinmona
The reverse: wife & I are constantly confused for sisters or even twins. That gets an ‘eww’ not because she’s gross but because incest is.
spiceinreallife
My BFF was a dude. People would say this to us all the time. We'd always look at each other and say "Ew. Gross no..." Funny thing? (1/2)
We said this because we were both too chicken shit to admit we had a crush on one another. We found out a year later. We're married now. ^_~
dopperpod
It’s “ladies” you dunce.
lafemmenikita
Unless you're actual, REALLY good friends. I say EWWW, he provides the gag noises, people look shocked, we laugh about it afterwards.
Steffn
Does it look like this?
Sasuuni
You don't seem to realise you're the one the OP was talking about.All girls probably think "It's OK, REALLY good friends, he's fine with it"
*sigh* trust me, he is the one who initiates the sarcasm. This friend is really handsome and could be swimming in pussy if he wanted to.
Sigh & be a passive aggressive dick all you like, doesn't change the fact that the majority of women think guys are cool with it,they're not
Belatorius
He dies a little on the inside
Sure. And after the dying inside, he goes and has sex with his wonderful wife.
As he dies completely
GunnarrTheMadd
Except he probably cries a little on the inside, and won't admit it.
He's been in a very steady relationship for 12 years now, I'm pretty sure he's fine
Elroydb
Yeah he doesn't like this. He's playing along for your sake
chemily
as a lesbian, I always do the "if I wasn't gay" line then try to wingman for the guy. doesn't always work but I do what I can
KamSolastor
Wanna be my wingman then?
CuriousPurple
Your a good friend, friend
MAYORofTITTYciti
Aww that's so nice
Mailvirgo
For a girl, you're a good bloke!
Bukkhockey
I would immediatly question her "eww" and say "I would never date a girl with fat ankles anyway" regardless of the quality of her ankles.
Littlemeg
ankle quality is important.
Grosslyunpopular
Men shouldn’t say “ew no” either...
equityforpunks
I say yes even if we are friends.. asserting dominance of the situation. And then I go log some wood to show it to the whole earth.
DARfuckinROCKS
THIS UGLY SLUT?! FUCK NO
spookyu
R.I.P. - that guy
KnobStomper
Wait, really? Why not?
popejubal
Because it's mean to say that someone is too icky to date even if you're not romantically interested in them that way.
No, I get it. I was just making a joke because I thought it was funny that that had to be said.
HadMeSomeChickens
I've never heard a guy say that.
GeoTeacher
And I've never seen anyone over the age of 14 say it regardless of gender. So where are we?
theyar
Yes but we all already know that. OP is addressing a double standard.
FuckSkittlesAndTheirOrangeCandy
my guy friends say "fuck no" when people ask, both sides do it
I doubt that but if so they are atypical.
Andalite
This post brings up many sad memories
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Oh the sad memories.. +1
Gamerboy11116
Hello darkness, my old friend...
I've come to talk with you again...
Because a vision softly creeping...
anthonycisme
The guy says "Thank God no!"
ucfh
People constantly mistake my 16yo daughter for a gf. She looks 18-19 and I look early 20s(36) I am told constantly.
crazyhindu
People always think my mom is either my wife or sister. It gets weird when I have to insist its my mom and they don't believe it
satinworship
At a FAMILY reunion someone walked up to my dad and I and sadi, "Wow you sure do like 'em young!"
jrntn
In this case "ew no!" does seem entirely appropriate. Unless you're a Lannister of course
somenerandom
Even Lannisters don`t do parent-kid incest
Cersei and Jaime wouldn't know
SarcasticComment
But the Targaryens sure love aunt-nephew.
DamnedAustin
Story: I used to go out to the bars with my friend (who's a woman) and we'd usually tell people we were related so we weren't (1)
cock-blocking each other. One night there was a really sketchy guy at the bar who wouldn't leave her alone (unbeknownst to me) so we were(2)
about to leave and the guy comes up to me and asks what her deal is and I say she's my sister (we're both gingers, it's believable) and (3)
then she comes up and I guess wants to make this guy think she's interested in me so she just grabbed me and kissed me. The guy's face (4)
was fucking priceless. (5/5)
boopysnoot
I just say “nooooo... just banging.”
Seggs
ErforderLich
Gold
onecornymofo
InFin0819
Me and my BFF have a routine where we both act super insulted when we r asked... except she is a bit more improvisational and I don't do it.
masterswasntworthit
That's when you say she has a teeny weeny.
Flyersfan315
PresidentJohnFKennedy
DynamicWeight
I was this close to an IRL spit take. Well played.
BatDoc
That’s when you beat her to it. Reverse psych. “Ewww no, she’s JUST a friend!” Let is know what happened.
rattlebone10
That's not a bad idea. I'll think about trying it.
reamman
so you're her GBFF? not making fun of you if you are, just curious
We joke sometimes that I am her straight gay friend. I sort of view same as my sister.
SkyrimIsForTheNerds
I am, FeelsBadMan
SimonDesrosiers
Bff stand for Best Fuck Friend, Right ?
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
relationship or not.
MegaBobomb
I'm afraid not
I feel like after a certain age women think you're some kind of religious nut if you get close to them and not have sex with them,
Sc00ba5teeve
wat
GobIinSIayer
wut
Also doesn't mean that either of you want to make more of it. Maybe I just tend to befriend certain kinds of women, I dunno.
have to be weird.
You watch a movie together, are cuddled together anyway, find each other kind of attractive anyway and whoopsie clothes are gone. Doesn't
Bit of an overstatement... but I've kind of had sex with most of my closer female friends at some point and it's, I dunno, normal.
I mean... implied that both me and her are single...
MizzFortune
Im a woman and my best friend is gay. He'll jump in my lap, stroke my hair, wink at them and go "no but I'm single, big boy"
Treefur
sounds annoying.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Pros of being bi, I can take both of you home. :)
FrozenFoodGuy
I like your best friend already! Can i adopt him as my best friend too?
ImTheJuggernautBricks
is he a petite?
Dynamite651
Do he make a good trap?
AGiantFuckingKoala
I feel like this is funnier if he's jacked, 3x her size, and she's struggling. Like a huge dog that doesn't know he's not a pup anymore.
EmberBlush
Unless it’s your brother (happens when my bro and I hang out since were only 18 months apart). Sibling rules are different.
Stmichael123
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sourcandy
I'll give you that. I always laugh when people ask and just say "yes I'm fucking my brother" it either gets a laugh or weird looks
cancerriddenlung
ThePastmaster
My sister said yes, straddled me, and went for the kiss...
Feedingyouspiderswhileyousleep
v
It was actually. '>_>
Degoragon
Agreed,Family members are an exception, the understanding is , "We are not into that sort of thing" so long as that is made clear.
Femail76
Agreed.
Altumna
Same, my brother and I are 18 months apart, when we go out we say very loudly "Take a look at this, I bet Mother would like this"
pfsar
Nah, if it's your brother you have to say "He's a catch but we're not Lannisters..."
Arracor
"...we're Targaryens." Then have public sex with your aunt, and anyone who complains gets burned to death.
DrBruleSaysYes
iPretend
Recent trends in porn beg to differ
batalanah
My brother and I DO look alike and people still thought we were dating. Some random guy even gave him a thumbs up regarding me once.
TearingAway
My sisters and i just laugh it off. My dad loves when ppl think im his brother, thats what hurts the most...
LaziestGoodBoii
If a femme friend does that to me, I'd go, "This bitch? Eww, NO!" more emphatic and louder than she did. I'll also do the throwing up noise.
z3lfmoord
Ew..yes?
trapinch
"Eww no he's my brother, we just fuck each other every now and then."
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Yeah, I hang with my sister, who is my only friend in the whole world, and people think we're married. :/
We were at a renaissance fair and some guy was yelling at my brother about how he needed to show he was a man for me, something about dicks
waitingtofly
Yeah so true. My sister and I are 1 year apart and it happened a lot when we hung out or when we went to school.
Ivain
Then again, it would be an "Eww" even if your sibling was the most attractive person on earth.
cyrusjoneslivedforever
Then it's not a guy friend is it
NotQuiteThere
Once had someone say to my sister and I "So, how long have you two been friends?" She replied "Oh we're not friends." That stung.
"Well, you could say I've known her since before she was born."
Eh, reverse. Elder sister.
Well, okay. But you get the gist. ;)
Rabenstein
A 'hang out' dinner with my brother. Waitress: You sureee you don't wanna share a milkshake? *asks three times*
TheSnarkyDruid
My brother and I get along really well. I also look a lot younger than my age. Someone recently thought we were dating. It was awkward.
They said something about us both being in high school. I corrected them saying we're seven years apart. I didn't realize they thought we
were dating. They gave me this weird look. It wasn't until my bro told them we were siblings that it clicked for me.
Readicti
I get that a lot with my younger brother, who is a foot taller than me. But I also get asked if I'm related to my boyfriend a lot...
My mom and her brother are 11 months apart. Irish Twins. So she said that does happen.
rhc555
Not in Alabama lel
Fireguy97
+1 Cool. +1 for the sex. Congrats. You can keep it in the family.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
... this happens to my sister and I when we hang out and we're 18 months apart.... Sis is that you..?
Zoomoth9000
My sister was in town and we went to Duffy's. When we were ready to pay, the waiter says, "Best date ever, right?"
hibsta
I used to hang out with my sis and nephew, people would congratulate me for being a father
Damn good jeans then?
AustenFan
People think my neice is mine because she looks just like me and she's obsessed with her uncle (my hubs). I love her so much.
Shickydakubofick
People think my brother's wife is his mom, and there's like a 1 year difference in their ages. He gets kicks out of it, drives her nuts.
MasterNateT
People think my younger sister is my mom.
MooMooGoesTheFish
Ouch. I feel her pain.
GingerLaird
Well I bet she feels pretty old, now don't she?
Well, even I feel old these days, so probably?
Beoward
Unless it’s your pet goldfish (happens when my goldfish and I hang out since we’re only 18 years apart). Goldfish rules are different.
dschuma
My ex and I convinced her friend we were siblings, kept up the charade for over a year then made out in front of him, best reaction EVER
HowDoesYouDo
My sister and I are 10 years apart. 27 and 17. I was asked if I was the father to her kids
This user gets it.
maaiker
SAME My brother and I look nothing alike and we got this question all the time D:
ProbablyCrazier
Unless you're a Lannister
canyouthriveat35
People think me and my brother are couple all of the time bc of the way we talk to each other. We just go with it now.
therealpdawg
https://imgur.com/xaYReyE
IllegalDuckling
"Hey, people sure think we're dating a lot.""Haha, maybe we should just go with it and start doing it ironically.""Yes, totally ironically!"
thtguyjosh
niccmacc
My guy friends basically ARE siblings - they would take this as an opportunity to say EW NO! and see who could be more mean about it haha
o11c
You do realize: they have *all* fantasized about you?
Probably. I personally don't blame them.
ladybuttz
Best way around that is to fuck em all and get it over with
shark91099
Happens with me and my mom. She looks young i look old. I've learned to drop mom into most conversations with people in public
wheresthebaby
Nice.gif
Ew...yes?
Aenkyr
swatz
haha, yeah I always looked older and my mom younger, hated when people made that mistake. Just stopp frenching her in public, helps.
disposableairman
Whatever you say Oedipus
ScreamingGreenFrog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xfv6iXvbJ4
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
You're about to get a lot of creepy comments about people wanting to date/bang/masturbate to/look at your mom
Already get that from friends and coworkers
You take your roleplaying too far.
TheShittierBeatles
So...your mom single?
Yes but she's trying not to be so you better hurry.
TrendyOP
Start calling me dad, maybe we can trick her into thinking we’re already married
Bronxon
This is funny.
my ex wife, when we were dating, would tell people that we were brother and sister when I wasn't around, then when I came back, she'd>
>kiss me like her prom date in front of said people, and refuse to explain why everyone was looking at us weird.
Hahahaha. I see why you kept her. Good one. It's rare that they have that kind of a sense of humour.
SparklingCockWaffle
I think you missed something
we got divorced for things that came up when we were married. This is more or less why I married her (because she was a goofball).
Didn't miss anything. I know that he said Ex-wife, but he also said, "When we were dating," which means that they did get married, so >>>
GrammarPoliceSergeant
7 year difference with my sister and it happens
Also 7 years with my brother. He's recently got to the age where people make this mistake.
QueenOfTheWootWootDance
My brother and I are 6 years apart and look nothing alike. My Mom wanted a picture of the two of us from a cruise we went on, and the (1)
He responded, "oh, sure." All sarcastic. Took the picture of us in that pose anyways. Easily the cringiest picture I've ever taken. (3)
bombabom
I would like to see the picture, please.
We didn't buy it from the cruise :/ just an unfond memory now
Guy had us face each other holding hands, then kept telling us to scoot closer. Mom had to step in and tell this guy we were siblings, (2)
nitro3sg
person who offered to take the pic took a really weird angle from way up high and it was at this time we realised (2)
it was a five story tall monster from the Paleolithic era and i said goddamn loch ness monstah I ain't giving you no tree fiddy (3)
ShinyMatador
You win this round of "Expand the comment".
Intheshadowofgiants
Ladies* (Lady's would be possessive).
RemiRixJones
It was bothering me so much.
HorseMcFucker
No... Remember, every dog has Its day, not It's day. It doesn't have It Is Day, It has Its day.
That only works with 'its'. Ladies is the plural of lady. Lady's would imply the lady's possession.
We have another thing for that. It's called Ladies'. :)
That would be plural possessive.
If you say so...
trulyconcernedcitizen
And we could use a comma after "Ladies".
SingularWit
forestfinagle
Ewww!
Frogapus
Yup. I had to downvote the post for that typo alone.
MikeMcAwesome91
Did you just assume her pronoun?
HeirElfSquire
Oh shit, shots fired
Sentinal32
Lady's are...they want all the stuffs.
ILikeCharmanderOk
MY PRECIOUS!
surprisecreampie
So are most guys. Beer. Sex. And cars. Am I wrong?
keyblader1985
I hate beer and im not crazy about cars.
Basically everyone’s different. Not all guys like beer and cars. Not all women are materialistic.
icookfoodandfightfire
i mean one of those things is universal i guess...
GrandGamma
If they practice sobriety and celibacy, I guess they only want cars.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
What if they practice eco-friendliness?
drainbamageded
It’s a misplaced comma
ClarenceValley
Apostrophe.
Would upside down comma have been better? Bring on the downvotes muahahahahaha
You’re supposed to put a comma after ladies and OP didn’t, hence the misplaced comma or apostrophe. Bad joke since I had to explain it haha
:)
GapingAnalCavity
Plot twist, as the guy, say it first.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
You want to lose friends? because that's how you lose friends.
cornzilla
one time I said "Not since the accident...." And looked down. Glad my friend went with it. Made the waiter v uncomfortable.
aGayerGamer
That's how it goes with my girlfriends.
RenaissanceFaireMan
"She can't afford my hourly rate."
EpilEpic
"Why would I date THAT?"
CClop
More like "Pro Tip". But we got it.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Yeah a quick "are you fucking nuts?" is good.
CanadianMadCow
"Date? This bitch?" Then immediately throw up and run away. It's called the turkey vulture tactic. Works every time.
circlebreaker
"Not until her infection clears up, no way..."
SuperHir0
Plot twist: follow it with "eve I wouldn't date me"
itsjaredlol
Hahahaha. I actually started doing this and the last time some woman said we were a beautiful couple, she said "thanks" instead of "no."
ThanatosElNyx
Paccc
I always say, "she wishes," works every time
"Does it look like I'm slumming it?", was my go to. She punched low, I punched lower.
FartyMcDumpstein
"If she could be so lucky!"
Satherian
Finally, someone coming up with a comeback that isn't an insult
Have a sense of humor about life. If she says "Ewww no." Respond with "Does it look like I'm slumming it?"
Jimbear
oh wow haha
FundamentallyFacetious
That's good. I like that. You're good. I like you.
intruding1
Jewbacca21
Or after after she says it laugh and be like "Yeah I would never date her"
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
negging.
Zokalwe
If you say it after, it looks like you're just getting back at her. Timing is everything. Shoot first.
But what if she wasn't going to say that? If you go second at least you can verify. And I see it more as agreeing with spiciness
Bukulu
"She's disgusting, you don't want to see her without makeup"
Talk about a death sentence
"And if you do, here's an app you might like..."
Lilithet
"Oh god, this? hell no...."
you want to lose friends? because that's how you lose friends.
JohnFloorwalker
If you say "ew no" after being asked, and I respond "I'd never" and you get offended, then you're a shallow bitch. but that's my opinion.
This has been beaten to death already
Lose friends by saying the same sort of thing she just said about you?
laughing and stating you'd never date her is different from "eww no"
Why am I being downvoted? is it exactly the same?
Ya one is more rude, except its not the one you seem to think. At worst they are equivalent
Eh 1 is just a matter of preference. She might not be my type. But saying something is eww... that's just messed up
Anyone who'd get insulted by this is not worthy of being considered a friend.
I guess I'm not worthy of being anyone's friend then, because this "eww no" bullshit makes it sound like they're disgusting to that person.
FvcktangularBondulance
Not to be mean here, but sincerely? Would it truly bother you so much that your friend, someone you are decidedly not with, says so?
APieceOfFuckingShit
I mean, I have a friend who I like and am not disgusted by, but the idea of dating him is disgusting and I'm sure he feels similarly.
avidatheist
It's usually because they see the other person as a sibling or family, so their reaction to dating said friend is the said as dating family.
Again, not to come off as a dick, but it truly would mean nothing to me, so it's weird to hear the opposite.
InfamousGerbil
I mean, yeah. Based on that, I probably wouldn’t be your friend.
FairylandTrashCollector
Did it once on accident. She didn't want me, so I thought it's okay and wanted to end awkward topic. Nearly could hear her heart scatter.
Fahargo
Why though? If she wasn't interested why would it matter
foxhoundunit89
Because it's fuckin mean? Ew implies something is gross. You don't think it would hurt to hear a friend say you're gross?
anddylanrew
Because being rejected hurts.
imbitteraboutit
And truth be told, just because you are willing to hurt someone else doesnt mean you are willing to open yourself to the same thing.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Yes. Even to guys, so OPs post is relevant af lol
esassin
because girls who operate on appearances and status assume everyone wants them, its ego crushing when they hear the truth.
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
uuhhh...or see the duck at top of page maybe?
MyDogsNameIsYogi
LADIES.
popcorncrunch
Sorry... I just have to...'Ladies' is the group, Lady's suggests something belongs to a lady, sorry, I'll move along now.
shootsewvintage
Manners, people. A simple no is far easier than you think. I bet it sucks hard to hear your friend say that, even if you’re not interested.
Holociraptor
THE PLURAL OF 'LADY' IS 'LADIES'.
1x1y
As a guy, your response should be a "Haha, hell no!" with a slightly disgusted facial expression. It stings both ways.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
ladies*
Sauroctonus
Lady's what?
Ogri
If you don't understand apostrophes then don't use them.
dmoore182
That's when you start talking about how all you bang are models. Then show pictures you find off Google until the believe you.
TimBTB
The text reflects in the water, or am i seeing things?
MagpieNI
Well spotted.
AjKaramba
Women who would say "eww no" aren't ladies.
Aerolfoz
ladies*
LieutenantGordon
*Ladies. An apostrophe doesn't make something plural.
bitchinmona
The reverse: wife & I are constantly confused for sisters or even twins. That gets an ‘eww’ not because she’s gross but because incest is.
spiceinreallife
My BFF was a dude. People would say this to us all the time. We'd always look at each other and say "Ew. Gross no..." Funny thing? (1/2)
spiceinreallife
We said this because we were both too chicken shit to admit we had a crush on one another. We found out a year later. We're married now. ^_~
dopperpod
It’s “ladies” you dunce.
lafemmenikita
Unless you're actual, REALLY good friends. I say EWWW, he provides the gag noises, people look shocked, we laugh about it afterwards.
Steffn
Does it look like this?
Sasuuni
You don't seem to realise you're the one the OP was talking about.All girls probably think "It's OK, REALLY good friends, he's fine with it"
lafemmenikita
*sigh* trust me, he is the one who initiates the sarcasm. This friend is really handsome and could be swimming in pussy if he wanted to.
Sasuuni
Sigh & be a passive aggressive dick all you like, doesn't change the fact that the majority of women think guys are cool with it,they're not
Belatorius
He dies a little on the inside
lafemmenikita
Sure. And after the dying inside, he goes and has sex with his wonderful wife.
Belatorius
As he dies completely
GunnarrTheMadd
Except he probably cries a little on the inside, and won't admit it.
lafemmenikita
He's been in a very steady relationship for 12 years now, I'm pretty sure he's fine
Elroydb
Yeah he doesn't like this. He's playing along for your sake
chemily
as a lesbian, I always do the "if I wasn't gay" line then try to wingman for the guy. doesn't always work but I do what I can
KamSolastor
Wanna be my wingman then?
CuriousPurple
Your a good friend, friend
MAYORofTITTYciti
Aww that's so nice
Mailvirgo
For a girl, you're a good bloke!
Bukkhockey
I would immediatly question her "eww" and say "I would never date a girl with fat ankles anyway" regardless of the quality of her ankles.
Littlemeg
ankle quality is important.
Grosslyunpopular
Men shouldn’t say “ew no” either...
equityforpunks
I say yes even if we are friends.. asserting dominance of the situation. And then I go log some wood to show it to the whole earth.
DARfuckinROCKS
THIS UGLY SLUT?! FUCK NO
spookyu
R.I.P. - that guy
KnobStomper
Wait, really? Why not?
popejubal
Because it's mean to say that someone is too icky to date even if you're not romantically interested in them that way.
KnobStomper
No, I get it. I was just making a joke because I thought it was funny that that had to be said.
HadMeSomeChickens
I've never heard a guy say that.
GeoTeacher
And I've never seen anyone over the age of 14 say it regardless of gender. So where are we?
theyar
Yes but we all already know that. OP is addressing a double standard.
FuckSkittlesAndTheirOrangeCandy
my guy friends say "fuck no" when people ask, both sides do it
theyar
I doubt that but if so they are atypical.
Andalite
This post brings up many sad memories
AmericanPoliticsMakesMeSad
Oh the sad memories.. +1
Gamerboy11116
Hello darkness, my old friend...
CuriousPurple
I've come to talk with you again...
Gamerboy11116
Because a vision softly creeping...
anthonycisme
The guy says "Thank God no!"
ucfh
People constantly mistake my 16yo daughter for a gf. She looks 18-19 and I look early 20s(36) I am told constantly.
crazyhindu
People always think my mom is either my wife or sister. It gets weird when I have to insist its my mom and they don't believe it
satinworship
At a FAMILY reunion someone walked up to my dad and I and sadi, "Wow you sure do like 'em young!"
jrntn
In this case "ew no!" does seem entirely appropriate. Unless you're a Lannister of course
somenerandom
Even Lannisters don`t do parent-kid incest
jrntn
Cersei and Jaime wouldn't know
SarcasticComment
But the Targaryens sure love aunt-nephew.
DamnedAustin
Story: I used to go out to the bars with my friend (who's a woman) and we'd usually tell people we were related so we weren't (1)
DamnedAustin
cock-blocking each other. One night there was a really sketchy guy at the bar who wouldn't leave her alone (unbeknownst to me) so we were(2)
DamnedAustin
about to leave and the guy comes up to me and asks what her deal is and I say she's my sister (we're both gingers, it's believable) and (3)
DamnedAustin
then she comes up and I guess wants to make this guy think she's interested in me so she just grabbed me and kissed me. The guy's face (4)
DamnedAustin
was fucking priceless. (5/5)
boopysnoot
I just say “nooooo... just banging.”
Seggs
ErforderLich
Gold
onecornymofo
InFin0819
Me and my BFF have a routine where we both act super insulted when we r asked... except she is a bit more improvisational and I don't do it.
masterswasntworthit
That's when you say she has a teeny weeny.
Flyersfan315
PresidentJohnFKennedy
DynamicWeight
I was this close to an IRL spit take. Well played.
BatDoc
That’s when you beat her to it. Reverse psych. “Ewww no, she’s JUST a friend!” Let is know what happened.
rattlebone10
That's not a bad idea. I'll think about trying it.
reamman
so you're her GBFF? not making fun of you if you are, just curious
InFin0819
We joke sometimes that I am her straight gay friend. I sort of view same as my sister.
SkyrimIsForTheNerds
I am, FeelsBadMan
SimonDesrosiers
Bff stand for Best Fuck Friend, Right ?
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
relationship or not.
MegaBobomb
I'm afraid not
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
I feel like after a certain age women think you're some kind of religious nut if you get close to them and not have sex with them,
SimonDesrosiers
Sc00ba5teeve
wat
GobIinSIayer
wut
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Also doesn't mean that either of you want to make more of it. Maybe I just tend to befriend certain kinds of women, I dunno.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
have to be weird.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
You watch a movie together, are cuddled together anyway, find each other kind of attractive anyway and whoopsie clothes are gone. Doesn't
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
Bit of an overstatement... but I've kind of had sex with most of my closer female friends at some point and it's, I dunno, normal.
AllIHaveHadTodayIsLikeSixGummyBearsAndSomeScotch
I mean... implied that both me and her are single...
MizzFortune
Im a woman and my best friend is gay. He'll jump in my lap, stroke my hair, wink at them and go "no but I'm single, big boy"
Treefur
sounds annoying.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Pros of being bi, I can take both of you home. :)
FrozenFoodGuy
I like your best friend already! Can i adopt him as my best friend too?
ImTheJuggernautBricks
is he a petite?
Dynamite651
Do he make a good trap?
AGiantFuckingKoala
I feel like this is funnier if he's jacked, 3x her size, and she's struggling. Like a huge dog that doesn't know he's not a pup anymore.
EmberBlush
Unless it’s your brother (happens when my bro and I hang out since were only 18 months apart). Sibling rules are different.
Stmichael123
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sourcandy
I'll give you that. I always laugh when people ask and just say "yes I'm fucking my brother" it either gets a laugh or weird looks
cancerriddenlung
ThePastmaster
My sister said yes, straddled me, and went for the kiss...
Feedingyouspiderswhileyousleep
ThePastmaster
It was actually. '>_>
Degoragon
Agreed,Family members are an exception, the understanding is , "We are not into that sort of thing" so long as that is made clear.
Femail76
Agreed.
Altumna
Same, my brother and I are 18 months apart, when we go out we say very loudly "Take a look at this, I bet Mother would like this"
pfsar
Nah, if it's your brother you have to say "He's a catch but we're not Lannisters..."
Arracor
"...we're Targaryens." Then have public sex with your aunt, and anyone who complains gets burned to death.
DrBruleSaysYes
iPretend
Recent trends in porn beg to differ
batalanah
My brother and I DO look alike and people still thought we were dating. Some random guy even gave him a thumbs up regarding me once.
TearingAway
My sisters and i just laugh it off. My dad loves when ppl think im his brother, thats what hurts the most...
LaziestGoodBoii
If a femme friend does that to me, I'd go, "This bitch? Eww, NO!" more emphatic and louder than she did. I'll also do the throwing up noise.
z3lfmoord
Ew..yes?
trapinch
"Eww no he's my brother, we just fuck each other every now and then."
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
Yeah, I hang with my sister, who is my only friend in the whole world, and people think we're married. :/
Altumna
We were at a renaissance fair and some guy was yelling at my brother about how he needed to show he was a man for me, something about dicks
waitingtofly
Yeah so true. My sister and I are 1 year apart and it happened a lot when we hung out or when we went to school.
Ivain
Then again, it would be an "Eww" even if your sibling was the most attractive person on earth.
cyrusjoneslivedforever
Then it's not a guy friend is it
NotQuiteThere
Once had someone say to my sister and I "So, how long have you two been friends?" She replied "Oh we're not friends." That stung.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
"Well, you could say I've known her since before she was born."
NotQuiteThere
Eh, reverse. Elder sister.
DonnaNobleInTheLibrary
Well, okay. But you get the gist. ;)
Rabenstein
A 'hang out' dinner with my brother. Waitress: You sureee you don't wanna share a milkshake? *asks three times*
TheSnarkyDruid
My brother and I get along really well. I also look a lot younger than my age. Someone recently thought we were dating. It was awkward.
TheSnarkyDruid
They said something about us both being in high school. I corrected them saying we're seven years apart. I didn't realize they thought we
TheSnarkyDruid
were dating. They gave me this weird look. It wasn't until my bro told them we were siblings that it clicked for me.
Readicti
I get that a lot with my younger brother, who is a foot taller than me. But I also get asked if I'm related to my boyfriend a lot...
rattlebone10
My mom and her brother are 11 months apart. Irish Twins. So she said that does happen.
rhc555
Not in Alabama lel
Fireguy97
+1 Cool. +1 for the sex. Congrats. You can keep it in the family.
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
... this happens to my sister and I when we hang out and we're 18 months apart.... Sis is that you..?
Zoomoth9000
My sister was in town and we went to Duffy's. When we were ready to pay, the waiter says, "Best date ever, right?"
hibsta
I used to hang out with my sis and nephew, people would congratulate me for being a father
reamman
Damn good jeans then?
AustenFan
People think my neice is mine because she looks just like me and she's obsessed with her uncle (my hubs). I love her so much.
Shickydakubofick
People think my brother's wife is his mom, and there's like a 1 year difference in their ages. He gets kicks out of it, drives her nuts.
MasterNateT
People think my younger sister is my mom.
MooMooGoesTheFish
Ouch. I feel her pain.
GingerLaird
Well I bet she feels pretty old, now don't she?
MasterNateT
Well, even I feel old these days, so probably?
Beoward
Unless it’s your pet goldfish (happens when my goldfish and I hang out since we’re only 18 years apart). Goldfish rules are different.
dschuma
My ex and I convinced her friend we were siblings, kept up the charade for over a year then made out in front of him, best reaction EVER
HowDoesYouDo
My sister and I are 10 years apart. 27 and 17. I was asked if I was the father to her kids
HadMeSomeChickens
Feedingyouspiderswhileyousleep
This user gets it.
maaiker
SAME My brother and I look nothing alike and we got this question all the time D:
ProbablyCrazier
Unless you're a Lannister
canyouthriveat35
People think me and my brother are couple all of the time bc of the way we talk to each other. We just go with it now.
therealpdawg
https://imgur.com/xaYReyE
IllegalDuckling
"Hey, people sure think we're dating a lot.""Haha, maybe we should just go with it and start doing it ironically.""Yes, totally ironically!"
thtguyjosh
niccmacc
My guy friends basically ARE siblings - they would take this as an opportunity to say EW NO! and see who could be more mean about it haha
o11c
You do realize: they have *all* fantasized about you?
niccmacc
Probably. I personally don't blame them.
ladybuttz
Best way around that is to fuck em all and get it over with
shark91099
Happens with me and my mom. She looks young i look old. I've learned to drop mom into most conversations with people in public
wheresthebaby
Nice.gif
z3lfmoord
Ew...yes?
Aenkyr
swatz
haha, yeah I always looked older and my mom younger, hated when people made that mistake. Just stopp frenching her in public, helps.
disposableairman
Whatever you say Oedipus
ScreamingGreenFrog
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Xfv6iXvbJ4
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
You're about to get a lot of creepy comments about people wanting to date/bang/masturbate to/look at your mom
shark91099
Already get that from friends and coworkers
pfsar
You take your roleplaying too far.
TheShittierBeatles
So...your mom single?
shark91099
Yes but she's trying not to be so you better hurry.
TrendyOP
Start calling me dad, maybe we can trick her into thinking we’re already married
Bronxon
This is funny.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
my ex wife, when we were dating, would tell people that we were brother and sister when I wasn't around, then when I came back, she'd>
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
>kiss me like her prom date in front of said people, and refuse to explain why everyone was looking at us weird.
Fireguy97
Hahahaha. I see why you kept her. Good one. It's rare that they have that kind of a sense of humour.
SparklingCockWaffle
I think you missed something
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
we got divorced for things that came up when we were married. This is more or less why I married her (because she was a goofball).
Fireguy97
Didn't miss anything. I know that he said Ex-wife, but he also said, "When we were dating," which means that they did get married, so >>>
GrammarPoliceSergeant
7 year difference with my sister and it happens
TheSnarkyDruid
Also 7 years with my brother. He's recently got to the age where people make this mistake.
QueenOfTheWootWootDance
My brother and I are 6 years apart and look nothing alike. My Mom wanted a picture of the two of us from a cruise we went on, and the (1)
QueenOfTheWootWootDance
He responded, "oh, sure." All sarcastic. Took the picture of us in that pose anyways. Easily the cringiest picture I've ever taken. (3)
bombabom
I would like to see the picture, please.
QueenOfTheWootWootDance
We didn't buy it from the cruise :/ just an unfond memory now
QueenOfTheWootWootDance
Guy had us face each other holding hands, then kept telling us to scoot closer. Mom had to step in and tell this guy we were siblings, (2)
nitro3sg
person who offered to take the pic took a really weird angle from way up high and it was at this time we realised (2)
nitro3sg
it was a five story tall monster from the Paleolithic era and i said goddamn loch ness monstah I ain't giving you no tree fiddy (3)
ShinyMatador
You win this round of "Expand the comment".
Intheshadowofgiants
Ladies* (Lady's would be possessive).
RemiRixJones
It was bothering me so much.
HorseMcFucker
No... Remember, every dog has Its day, not It's day. It doesn't have It Is Day, It has Its day.
Intheshadowofgiants
That only works with 'its'. Ladies is the plural of lady. Lady's would imply the lady's possession.
HorseMcFucker
We have another thing for that. It's called Ladies'. :)
Intheshadowofgiants
That would be plural possessive.
HorseMcFucker
If you say so...
trulyconcernedcitizen
And we could use a comma after "Ladies".
SingularWit
forestfinagle
Ewww!
Frogapus
Yup. I had to downvote the post for that typo alone.
MikeMcAwesome91
Did you just assume her pronoun?
HeirElfSquire
Oh shit, shots fired
Sentinal32
Lady's are...they want all the stuffs.
ILikeCharmanderOk
MY PRECIOUS!
surprisecreampie
So are most guys. Beer. Sex. And cars. Am I wrong?
keyblader1985
I hate beer and im not crazy about cars.
surprisecreampie
Basically everyone’s different. Not all guys like beer and cars. Not all women are materialistic.
icookfoodandfightfire
i mean one of those things is universal i guess...
GrandGamma
If they practice sobriety and celibacy, I guess they only want cars.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
What if they practice eco-friendliness?
drainbamageded
It’s a misplaced comma
ClarenceValley
Apostrophe.
drainbamageded
Would upside down comma have been better? Bring on the downvotes muahahahahaha
drainbamageded
You’re supposed to put a comma after ladies and OP didn’t, hence the misplaced comma or apostrophe. Bad joke since I had to explain it haha
ClarenceValley
:)
GapingAnalCavity
Plot twist, as the guy, say it first.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
You want to lose friends? because that's how you lose friends.
cornzilla
one time I said "Not since the accident...." And looked down. Glad my friend went with it. Made the waiter v uncomfortable.
aGayerGamer
That's how it goes with my girlfriends.
RenaissanceFaireMan
"She can't afford my hourly rate."
EpilEpic
"Why would I date THAT?"
CClop
More like "Pro Tip". But we got it.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
Yeah a quick "are you fucking nuts?" is good.
CanadianMadCow
"Date? This bitch?" Then immediately throw up and run away. It's called the turkey vulture tactic. Works every time.
circlebreaker
"Not until her infection clears up, no way..."
SuperHir0
Plot twist: follow it with "eve I wouldn't date me"
itsjaredlol
Hahahaha. I actually started doing this and the last time some woman said we were a beautiful couple, she said "thanks" instead of "no."
ThanatosElNyx
Paccc
I always say, "she wishes," works every time
SarcasticComment
"Does it look like I'm slumming it?", was my go to. She punched low, I punched lower.
FartyMcDumpstein
"If she could be so lucky!"
Satherian
Finally, someone coming up with a comeback that isn't an insult
SarcasticComment
Have a sense of humor about life. If she says "Ewww no." Respond with "Does it look like I'm slumming it?"
Jimbear
oh wow haha
FundamentallyFacetious
That's good. I like that. You're good. I like you.
intruding1
Jewbacca21
Or after after she says it laugh and be like "Yeah I would never date her"
afriendinneedsafriendindeedafriendwithmemesisbetter
negging.
Zokalwe
If you say it after, it looks like you're just getting back at her. Timing is everything. Shoot first.
Jewbacca21
But what if she wasn't going to say that? If you go second at least you can verify. And I see it more as agreeing with spiciness
Bukulu
"She's disgusting, you don't want to see her without makeup"
Satherian
Talk about a death sentence
GapingAnalCavity
"And if you do, here's an app you might like..."
Lilithet
"Oh god, this? hell no...."
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
you want to lose friends? because that's how you lose friends.
JohnFloorwalker
If you say "ew no" after being asked, and I respond "I'd never" and you get offended, then you're a shallow bitch. but that's my opinion.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
This has been beaten to death already
SparklingCockWaffle
Lose friends by saying the same sort of thing she just said about you?
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
laughing and stating you'd never date her is different from "eww no"
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
Why am I being downvoted? is it exactly the same?
SparklingCockWaffle
Ya one is more rude, except its not the one you seem to think. At worst they are equivalent
Jewbacca21
Eh 1 is just a matter of preference. She might not be my type. But saying something is eww... that's just messed up
SarcasticComment
Anyone who'd get insulted by this is not worthy of being considered a friend.
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
I guess I'm not worthy of being anyone's friend then, because this "eww no" bullshit makes it sound like they're disgusting to that person.
FvcktangularBondulance
Not to be mean here, but sincerely? Would it truly bother you so much that your friend, someone you are decidedly not with, says so?
APieceOfFuckingShit
I mean, I have a friend who I like and am not disgusted by, but the idea of dating him is disgusting and I'm sure he feels similarly.
avidatheist
It's usually because they see the other person as a sibling or family, so their reaction to dating said friend is the said as dating family.
FvcktangularBondulance
Again, not to come off as a dick, but it truly would mean nothing to me, so it's weird to hear the opposite.
InfamousGerbil
I mean, yeah. Based on that, I probably wouldn’t be your friend.
FairylandTrashCollector
Did it once on accident. She didn't want me, so I thought it's okay and wanted to end awkward topic. Nearly could hear her heart scatter.
Fahargo
Why though? If she wasn't interested why would it matter
foxhoundunit89
Because it's fuckin mean? Ew implies something is gross. You don't think it would hurt to hear a friend say you're gross?
anddylanrew
Because being rejected hurts.
imbitteraboutit
And truth be told, just because you are willing to hurt someone else doesnt mean you are willing to open yourself to the same thing.
OptimisticDownvoteLover
Yes. Even to guys, so OPs post is relevant af lol
esassin
because girls who operate on appearances and status assume everyone wants them, its ego crushing when they hear the truth.
SeriouslyEveryoneCanSearchWikipediaHereIsARealReference
uuhhh...or see the duck at top of page maybe?