Phone dump

Jul 7, 2017 8:03 AM

sociological1

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I refuse to accept that this wasn't inspired by Max and Chloe.

me irl

Me????irl

Imagime if you were mr 920

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

OP's mum must have been furious to have her world record beaten.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

"Dulcet Dessert" doesn't fit the others words in #4. Better one would be "sugary confection."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Does sparxxx's head look tiny or what? https://media0.giphy.com/media/WGOIJsag3Y7S/200_s.gif

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Solid dump.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like we're over looking "Annual World Gangbang Championship." I have questions.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I have answers: no; 2 + 6√3; the winter solstice; Alan Turing; 42. The last one's an essay that won't fit here, so you're on your own.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

#10 Her head looks very small compared to her shoulders.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I am literally sitting in the waterdome where that pool is, it's the wilderness resort in the Wisconsin dells

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just want to say I love the theme of your memes, especially the kinda religious ones. Really butters my fidget spinner, ya know? Great work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#10 - So the chick in Gang Bang 2000 didn't actually bang 2000 men? False advertising!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#24 What's a fried cheese curd have to do with a barking dog?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hush puppy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the LSD has a 5 member ring with a Nitrogen in it. The shelves are all benzene rings.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even if you assume the Nitrogen are in the right place, it's missing a CH3 on the ring with nitrogen. ppl b reachin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#1 I would take the life guard on the right. mmmmmmm

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She got a booty.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I like that she has a petite upper body that leads into this amazing booty. That's the kind of stuff that gets me goin

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Actually, that's the entire reason I came back to this post -- to see if anybody else is similarly appreciative. So thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am a sucker for booty and legs, and they both look fine.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

#8 is not LSD. It's 4 benzene rings and 2,3 methyl-pentane. Unfortunately I have no idea how you call this formation of 4 benzene rings.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THANK you. That 6 carbon vs 5 carbon thing was driving me up the wall, no pun intended ...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can attempt to rationalise the Gang-bang if anyone is interested?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Come on now -_-

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Go on

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Well... We're waiting...

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Second to last is from Gyo by Junji Ito. The text is changed but that story is all sorts of scary

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love Ito. His work is creepy and he has forever made horror manga my favorite kind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

... But it's only been 19 years and and I already hate myself!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Dun dun dun!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Savor your 38th cake, all I'm saying.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So where can I get #2? That is hella cute

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#2 One of the avocado halfs puts it's seed in the other one during the cuddle. Avocuddle = Sex.

8 years ago | Likes 108 Dislikes 1

was looking for this comment.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wouldn't expect anyone who looks up to Ayn Rand to have the decency to use the Oxford comma.

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 6

Aren't those also instances where a semicolon could be used instead of a comma if you really wanted it to say what it seems like its saying?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You'd want a full colon for that. A colon introduces a list of two or more things, like "My parents: Ayn Rand and God."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Semicolons can be used to separate a list of phrases that themselves contain commas to avoid ambiguity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Example: "Some films I have seen: Lust, Caution; I, Robot; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; Joshua Tree, 1951."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thankyou

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if they're the Second Coming?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Glucose and sugar are not synonyms.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

All glucose is sugar, but not all sugar is glucose.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Exactly. Not synonyms.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My friend doesn't get #24

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Hush puppy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tell your friend to get his(or her) lazy ass over here and ask for their own dang self. (I got you fam)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hush puppy.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

holy shit

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A hush puppy is a shoe. What do the U.S. call a hush puppy? What is that thing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also see what they call biscuit and gravy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fox hunters used fried bread as a treat to silence their dogs. That is where hush puppies came from.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It's like I want to believe you, but I've been burned by the internet before.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

As a professional bullshitter, I can officially declare this to be 100% pure organic bullshit.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

5 seconds on google. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hushpuppy

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

919 good men went down that day

8 years ago | Likes 405 Dislikes 3

Fucking how? Did she put them on a conveyor belt?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I bet they only got like one dip each

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ewww. Sloppy mess by 3 I bet.

8 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

I'm guessing they skipped that part and just went straight to the sex

8 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Only 919

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

#9 Dingus Dongus would approve

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I bet that he already has that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He has one and Julian has one and they use that to see what the other is doing. Like a furry palantir

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What about Chris?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oney doesn't know about it until he walks in on them palantir-ing and just goes, "...WOAH!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hush puppy. Fucking lost my shit.

8 years ago | Likes 832 Dislikes 7

this is like the seventh time i see that fucking picture and I only just got it this time -.-

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Took me a while. Just as I was giving up and scrolling I got it and lost it. Good shit.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was wondering, "what the hell does a falafal have to do with dogs?" Then it dawned on me.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Thanks for explaining this to my dumb New England self

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought he cooked the dog into a meat ball

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The funniest part is it is believed hush puppies were first made to quiet hunting dogs.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mystery solved. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

OHHHHHHhhhhhh

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I sent that to my roommate and she thought I meant I wanted to cook and eat her dog

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thought it was a chicken ball from a Chinese takeaway.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Ikr, I guess it's more popular in America. Like bear claws, whatever they are. Some kind of eclair.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uhh bear claws are pretty common in the Pacific Northwest(I live in Oregon and I have never heard of a hush puppy) and they aren't an eclair

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Thank you. I was like wtf does a croquette have to do with a dog.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Litterally sat there like wth does a clam cake have to do with it. Was so confused...

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I don't know why people think it's funny, that's literally why they are called that. People would feed them to their dogs...

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Urban legend actually. Not their real origin.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not confirmed, but it's not definitively disproven either. Nobody's really certain of the origin of the name.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's why they were created

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a fucked up timbit...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it was referencing Kindergarten

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was like...a clam cake? Idk if this is purely a Rhode Island thing or not to call them clam cakes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oliebol?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Omg yes! My Dutch girlfriend introduced me to them, I'm in love!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought he dried his dog into a little meat ball

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought they killed the dog and made some tasty treat out of its carcass

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

took me longer than I care to admit.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Same LOL

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I didn't get it for a few seconds. I was like "What? OH! That's a...right..."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a Canadian and thought that was a Timbit. I was understandably confused

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

When on vacation in North Carolina, had no idea what these were and still don't know why they are popular. Timbits are 1000x better

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hey... Hey Alex!... I'm a hush puppy

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

NOT RIGHT NOW, DERRICK!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I'M ENJOYING A TREAT, DERRICK!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

:,( I just....I thought I was a cute hush puppy. It's fine, I'll go.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In New England, we put clam bits in em and call them Belly Bombs, they are amazing in chowder

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Clam cakes*

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thats what tourists call them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I live in R.I and everyone calls them clam cakes

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Same

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We call them bombs in saunderstown

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Saunderstown

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wtf is a hush puppy? i thought it was a fucked up tater tot..

8 years ago | Likes 182 Dislikes 5

It's a dog puppet character from the show "Lambchops."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically deep fried corn bread in a sense. They're a'ight.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was a cheese curd. So I thought they were poisoning the dog with the shits? Idk. Don't ask me.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Essentially deep fried bread.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Deep fried corn bread. Often you put jalapenos in it, which makes it even better.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You uncultured swine

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Grandpa is from Oklahoma. We always made them as cornmeal (with a little honey) and catfish bits on the inside.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deep fried corn bread

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's delicious. Shut up.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Especially when it has bits of corn in it <3

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*hush

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I don't care for it. Often people have it with fried fish and it's too much.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Southern thing. VERY southern thing

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Ummm I work at a fast food seafood restaurant in Colorado maybe not a "southern" thing js

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm from Louisiana, I can confirm it is a southern thing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's literally irrelevant. That's like saying spaghetti isn't Italian because a restaurant in Virginia serves it

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Spaghetti isn't Italian because it was invented in China.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm jsthat they're really popular here and not exclusively southern

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Basically just deep fried bread. It's a southern US thing.

8 years ago | Likes 103 Dislikes 1

I eat that stuff in Minnesota

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or I should say deep fried batter. As it's not cooked before being deep fried

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

oh god, it's so much more than that.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Wow. As Texan, you'd think I'd know this..

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I've found that it's more in southeast Texas. Its Cajun food so the closer to Louisiana you are the more likely you've heard of them.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Closer to Louisiana? I live in California and know exactly what they are

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm going to need your Texas Card.

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

#24, that looks like an oliebol, a Dutch snack. Not sure what it has to do with the dog though..

8 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Hush puppy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Southern deep fried bread called "hushpuppy"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The joke has been explained, but just wanted to say that oliebol is the shit. I need to get that recipe from my mom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Haha I also didn't get it. dog wont stop barking: Oliebol? that doesnt make sense

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

You don't fool me, you are just trying to distract me with your apple-y goodness.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You are not trying to distract, soggy cornflakes are the worst

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it also looks like Andagi, an Okinawan doughnut.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In the southern US, little fried balls of batter are called hush puppies. They are an old tradition.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

To be honest though people eat them in other places not just the south and they originated from the native americans. They were made 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

popular during the American Civil War because they were cheap to make.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fried balls of *cornbread batter.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

my dog's name is ollie

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

OK.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

He lacks the required roundness to be an oliebol, dough.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Tell Ollie he is a handsome pupper and he should follow his dreams.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Will do.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

919 men? I can only handle seven... Fuck.

8 years ago | Likes 748 Dislikes 17

Yes, Fuck is the general idea.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Just think of all the STDs

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 3

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 1

What about the fact that the World Gangbang Championship is an annual event?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That's quitter talk. Let's get those numbers up.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thosearerookienumbers.gif

8 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

Do what she did. Get on all fours, and have the men line up behind you

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I wonder if the 919th guy knew what number he was

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Well, if you give yourself limitations you get to keep them. Take your time, you'll get there.

8 years ago | Likes 253 Dislikes 2

Great piece of advice. Never heard of that before and not sure if it fits the task in hand.

8 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Username definitey checks out. +1

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Mot with that attitude you wont

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

You sure live up to your username eh?

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

I shall call you Snow White

8 years ago | Likes 178 Dislikes 0

Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They would be after 7 men finish

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

I think that would only be three and a half men, all up.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like another thing I will need to fact check...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do tell.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When I first read that I thought it said 19 and was like.. I'm not impressed. Now I know it says 919 and I'm appalled.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

One commenter said that she gave each men about 1 minute... that's over 15 hours of constant sex.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Username checks out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well, with that attitude...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

call me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

well, they set some really loose rules - basically she had 919 men come up, stick it in, pull out, and next. an assembly line of cock.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

still...gaping vagina buy number...30? omfg my girly bits hurt just thinking about it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think each dude got like a minute or something and couldn't be like rough or anything.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

okay, I mean, for science, I guess, it just doesn't sound *fun*, even if I can cum in under two minutes before they're switching again....

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My job isn't very fun either. :-/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

yeah, I'm sorry, I'm only fucking as a job if I'm enjoying it, the rest of life does enough fucking me without

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"... a little sore for a few weeks..."

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's still like 15 hours of constant sex. Did she take breaks in between? What a trooper.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

24 hours straight, two minutes per guy

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Two minutes per guy, with 919 guys is 30 and a half hours. Something doesn't add up, unless she was using multiple orifices at times.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

that's what her interview said. it was also a competition for who can get the most guys in 24 hours with 2 other adult actresses

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

My highest is 15!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

You are amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

You are amazing.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Thank you

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not something to be proud of!!!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 7

And why not ?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

15 dudes all at once really? You don't see the problem in that. You must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Apparently someone forgot his sense of humor

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats not how vaginas work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It really depends for me. I've never been able to get off with a partner, so I don't get worn out as easily. But the size and stamina of 1/

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

the men plays a pretty big factor. Sometimes I get worn out after 7 or 8, sometimes I can go up to like 20. But my median is usually 12.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 5

And yet no one commented on this. Surprising.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Bc they're destroying the inbox instead

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I actually only have one message in my inbox.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The secret for you is the same as for overeating......Don't stop. You will be at 919 before you know it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But.. if she gives each of them 1 minute per fuck like the article says... that's still over 15 hours...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1. I doubt if they would last a minute who would attend that convention

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2. Who said it was one at a time. Probably 3 at a time. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#8 Is definitely not LSD.

8 years ago | Likes 215 Dislikes 16

I have to wonder what type of person watches a TV show and makes a correlation like this.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It can't be lsd cuz the wall isn't trippin

8 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

Cane down here to post this, was not disappointed that plenty had beat me to it.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The shelf, or the comparison diagram?

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

The shelf is not a reference to LSD.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 4

Why not?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nevermind. Found the reasons

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Plz tell me

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's very close

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 15

Yeah it also has hexagons.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

When it comes to drugs, very close can mean the difference between flying high eand being 6 feet under.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

So what is it? It is at least one carbon chain link short on the top.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

The ring at the bottom looks like a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrolidine or something.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not close enough to say it was a cheeky reference.

8 years ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 4

Just missing a single part of a structure usually completely changes what it does. You can make a lot of things that are 'close' to LSD

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

It's missing a few parts: A carbon up top extending the branch; a methyl in the bottom right; the bottom left should not be a benzenoid

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Except it isn't. the bottom Ring has an amine in there and is a cyclo-pentane shape.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 6

yeah... that's why i said "it's very close" not "it is LSD"

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 6

Shut the fuck up you're out of your element

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

gahahhaa

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Formula and shape both heavily influence what a chemical does, It kinda looks close if you squint but it is very very different.

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 7