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I refuse to accept that this wasn't inspired by Max and Chloe.
me irl
Me????irl
thatlooksinfected
Imagime if you were mr 920
pocktio
OP's mum must have been furious to have her world record beaten.
MildTiger
"Dulcet Dessert" doesn't fit the others words in #4. Better one would be "sugary confection."
Doodlerooo
Does sparxxx's head look tiny or what? https://media0.giphy.com/media/WGOIJsag3Y7S/200_s.gif
thebathtubcat
Solid dump.
ArabellaXtasy
I feel like we're over looking "Annual World Gangbang Championship." I have questions.
solarshado
I have answers: no; 2 + 6√3; the winter solstice; Alan Turing; 42. The last one's an essay that won't fit here, so you're on your own.
Xenarion
#10 Her head looks very small compared to her shoulders.
Saberslayer1738
#1 I am literally sitting in the waterdome where that pool is, it's the wilderness resort in the Wisconsin dells
BassBlut
Just want to say I love the theme of your memes, especially the kinda religious ones. Really butters my fidget spinner, ya know? Great work
EroticZombiePants
#10 - So the chick in Gang Bang 2000 didn't actually bang 2000 men? False advertising!
ohmyapplepie
#24 What's a fried cheese curd have to do with a barking dog?
TheBlueMuppet
Hush puppy.
jagerben47
the LSD has a 5 member ring with a Nitrogen in it. The shelves are all benzene rings.
iamcoolguy
Even if you assume the Nitrogen are in the right place, it's missing a CH3 on the ring with nitrogen. ppl b reachin.
thingsthatcomeoutofmyheadthatshouldnt
#1 I would take the life guard on the right. mmmmmmm
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
She got a booty.
thingsthatcomeoutofmyheadthatshouldnt
I like that she has a petite upper body that leads into this amazing booty. That's the kind of stuff that gets me goin
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Actually, that's the entire reason I came back to this post -- to see if anybody else is similarly appreciative. So thank you!
thingsthatcomeoutofmyheadthatshouldnt
I am a sucker for booty and legs, and they both look fine.
LarsYB
#8 is not LSD. It's 4 benzene rings and 2,3 methyl-pentane. Unfortunately I have no idea how you call this formation of 4 benzene rings.
irregularExpression
THANK you. That 6 carbon vs 5 carbon thing was driving me up the wall, no pun intended ...
boobcat
I can attempt to rationalise the Gang-bang if anyone is interested?
Waaahmbulance
Come on now -_-
METAAAAAAAAAL
Go on
NoBetterTimeThanNow
Well... We're waiting...
DjJoshyBeats
Second to last is from Gyo by Junji Ito. The text is changed but that story is all sorts of scary
MadineMaiden
I love Ito. His work is creepy and he has forever made horror manga my favorite kind.
DjJoshyBeats
http://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1446641770i/16853330.jpg
Imgurfluffel
vauhtihirmu
Dun dun dun!
DukeDarkwood
Savor your 38th cake, all I'm saying.
funkyguy4000
So where can I get #2? That is hella cute
Wolfpackdragon
#2 One of the avocado halfs puts it's seed in the other one during the cuddle. Avocuddle = Sex.
DostoevskyDisciple
was looking for this comment.
FreshWater13
I wouldn't expect anyone who looks up to Ayn Rand to have the decency to use the Oxford comma.
normalizetherapy
Aren't those also instances where a semicolon could be used instead of a comma if you really wanted it to say what it seems like its saying?
Ihateyouallsosomuch
You'd want a full colon for that. A colon introduces a list of two or more things, like "My parents: Ayn Rand and God."
Ihateyouallsosomuch
Semicolons can be used to separate a list of phrases that themselves contain commas to avoid ambiguity.
Ihateyouallsosomuch
Example: "Some films I have seen: Lust, Caution; I, Robot; Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels; Joshua Tree, 1951."
normalizetherapy
Thankyou
DukeDarkwood
Even if they're the Second Coming?
khora
Glucose and sugar are not synonyms.
HD226868
All glucose is sugar, but not all sugar is glucose.
khora
Exactly. Not synonyms.
gengumby
My friend doesn't get #24
Nu77ified
Hush puppy.
thejerg
Tell your friend to get his(or her) lazy ass over here and ask for their own dang self. (I got you fam)
MistressLyda
Hush puppy.
TeeMee123
holy shit
ArthurPhillipDent
A hush puppy is a shoe. What do the U.S. call a hush puppy? What is that thing
gengumby
Also see what they call biscuit and gravy
HRL1003
Fox hunters used fried bread as a treat to silence their dogs. That is where hush puppies came from.
JoeLedger
It's like I want to believe you, but I've been burned by the internet before.
KroniK907
As a professional bullshitter, I can officially declare this to be 100% pure organic bullshit.
HRL1003
5 seconds on google. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hushpuppy
TheCrappyDetective
919 good men went down that day
ravagefox
Fucking how? Did she put them on a conveyor belt?
Twiggeh
I bet they only got like one dip each
hapsdinersdumpster
Ewww. Sloppy mess by 3 I bet.
freegiant
I'm guessing they skipped that part and just went straight to the sex
Kegmoisking
Only 919
HeyGafilimore
#9 Dingus Dongus would approve
TerritorialRotbart
I bet that he already has that.
HeyGafilimore
He has one and Julian has one and they use that to see what the other is doing. Like a furry palantir
TerritorialRotbart
What about Chris?
HeyGafilimore
Oney doesn't know about it until he walks in on them palantir-ing and just goes, "...WOAH!"
JobyJob
Hush puppy. Fucking lost my shit.
cocovangogh
this is like the seventh time i see that fucking picture and I only just got it this time -.-
StankyPankySammich
Took me a while. Just as I was giving up and scrolling I got it and lost it. Good shit.
FourDeathSavingThrows
I was wondering, "what the hell does a falafal have to do with dogs?" Then it dawned on me.
Loser37
Thanks for explaining this to my dumb New England self
pokepoketopa
I thought he cooked the dog into a meat ball
SluntBiggums
The funniest part is it is believed hush puppies were first made to quiet hunting dogs.
Jessicm4
Thank you!
Somilasomi
Mystery solved. Thanks.
ayrazar
OHHHHHHhhhhhh
Brucecori2
I sent that to my roommate and she thought I meant I wanted to cook and eat her dog
Nomulus
Thought it was a chicken ball from a Chinese takeaway.
LyraTheLycan
Ikr, I guess it's more popular in America. Like bear claws, whatever they are. Some kind of eclair.
RamenKitten
Uhh bear claws are pretty common in the Pacific Northwest(I live in Oregon and I have never heard of a hush puppy) and they aren't an eclair
CptKoolaid
Thank you. I was like wtf does a croquette have to do with a dog.
Bean27
Litterally sat there like wth does a clam cake have to do with it. Was so confused...
MrTylerDurden
I don't know why people think it's funny, that's literally why they are called that. People would feed them to their dogs...
Imgonnatipyouwell
Urban legend actually. Not their real origin.
Ihateyouallsosomuch
It's not confirmed, but it's not definitively disproven either. Nobody's really certain of the origin of the name.
TheDeanofLean
That's why they were created
imejyian
I thought it was a fucked up timbit...
temobuttdive
I thought it was referencing Kindergarten
Scarianne
I was like...a clam cake? Idk if this is purely a Rhode Island thing or not to call them clam cakes
Styreta
Oliebol?
Megalith
Omg yes! My Dutch girlfriend introduced me to them, I'm in love!
glear
I thought he dried his dog into a little meat ball
meapplejak
I thought they killed the dog and made some tasty treat out of its carcass
onefaller
took me longer than I care to admit.
Phazonismydrug
Same LOL
itsybitsyspider
I didn't get it for a few seconds. I was like "What? OH! That's a...right..."
DangerouslyMoist
I'm a Canadian and thought that was a Timbit. I was understandably confused
idontlikepickingusername
When on vacation in North Carolina, had no idea what these were and still don't know why they are popular. Timbits are 1000x better
ignimbrite
Hey... Hey Alex!... I'm a hush puppy
riceronijones360
NOT RIGHT NOW, DERRICK!
ignimbrite
I'M ENJOYING A TREAT, DERRICK!
teddyboops
:,( I just....I thought I was a cute hush puppy. It's fine, I'll go.
PassionateIndifference
In New England, we put clam bits in em and call them Belly Bombs, they are amazing in chowder
Scarianne
Clam cakes*
PassionateIndifference
Thats what tourists call them
themexicanstaringfrogofsouthernsrilanka
I live in R.I and everyone calls them clam cakes
Scarianne
Same
PassionateIndifference
We call them bombs in saunderstown
PassionateIndifference
Saunderstown
TacticalCorndog
wtf is a hush puppy? i thought it was a fucked up tater tot..
aBastardNoLonger
It's a dog puppet character from the show "Lambchops."
sakireis
Basically deep fried corn bread in a sense. They're a'ight.
Summersky
I thought it was a cheese curd. So I thought they were poisoning the dog with the shits? Idk. Don't ask me.
IAmAPoohBear
Essentially deep fried bread.
Meeces
Deep fried corn bread. Often you put jalapenos in it, which makes it even better.
FloridaIsTooHot
You uncultured swine
MethGasolinePissLemonade
Grandpa is from Oklahoma. We always made them as cornmeal (with a little honey) and catfish bits on the inside.
fantasticjack
Deep fried corn bread
responsibleturtles
It's delicious. Shut up.
FloridaIsTooHot
Especially when it has bits of corn in it <3
GuacamoleMoleMolester
*hush
fantasticjack
I don't care for it. Often people have it with fried fish and it's too much.
Jetbeamscantmeltsteelfuell
Southern thing. VERY southern thing
ShadowFairy
Ummm I work at a fast food seafood restaurant in Colorado maybe not a "southern" thing js
TheDeanofLean
I'm from Louisiana, I can confirm it is a southern thing.
Jetbeamscantmeltsteelfuell
That's literally irrelevant. That's like saying spaghetti isn't Italian because a restaurant in Virginia serves it
MenloPart
Spaghetti isn't Italian because it was invented in China.
ShadowFairy
I'm jsthat they're really popular here and not exclusively southern
SuckAnElf
Basically just deep fried bread. It's a southern US thing.
Saberslayer1738
I eat that stuff in Minnesota
SuckAnElf
Or I should say deep fried batter. As it's not cooked before being deep fried
missmaryMACKMACKMACK
oh god, it's so much more than that.
TacticalCorndog
Wow. As Texan, you'd think I'd know this..
Skulduggery314
I've found that it's more in southeast Texas. Its Cajun food so the closer to Louisiana you are the more likely you've heard of them.
sangheraj
Closer to Louisiana? I live in California and know exactly what they are
Meeces
I'm going to need your Texas Card.
alexburgers
#24, that looks like an oliebol, a Dutch snack. Not sure what it has to do with the dog though..
MistressLyda
Hush puppy.
Jetbeamscantmeltsteelfuell
Southern deep fried bread called "hushpuppy"
wellwhynot
The joke has been explained, but just wanted to say that oliebol is the shit. I need to get that recipe from my mom.
Appelflap
Haha I also didn't get it. dog wont stop barking: Oliebol? that doesnt make sense
Soggycornflakeswithsugar
You don't fool me, you are just trying to distract me with your apple-y goodness.
Appelflap
You are not trying to distract, soggy cornflakes are the worst
BarbaryLionforContinuitysSake
it also looks like Andagi, an Okinawan doughnut.
CochiseVeneficorum
In the southern US, little fried balls of batter are called hush puppies. They are an old tradition.
dancergirl9696
To be honest though people eat them in other places not just the south and they originated from the native americans. They were made 1/2
dancergirl9696
popular during the American Civil War because they were cheap to make.
ChucklePuss
fried balls of *cornbread batter.
bhikku
my dog's name is ollie
Kiopho
OK.
Soggycornflakeswithsugar
He lacks the required roundness to be an oliebol, dough.
SomeCrazyNerd
Tell Ollie he is a handsome pupper and he should follow his dreams.
bhikku
Will do.
LetMeTellYouSomethingYouDontKnow
919 men? I can only handle seven... Fuck.
Maudible
Yes, Fuck is the general idea.
sikzik
Just think of all the STDs
aSheepAmongWolves
MadMerlyn
What about the fact that the World Gangbang Championship is an annual event?
totalnsfw
That's quitter talk. Let's get those numbers up.
notinitforthepoints
Thosearerookienumbers.gif
CityYeti
Do what she did. Get on all fours, and have the men line up behind you
Wittyremarkhere
I wonder if the 919th guy knew what number he was
AppropriateQuotes
Well, if you give yourself limitations you get to keep them. Take your time, you'll get there.
TomWebb10
Great piece of advice. Never heard of that before and not sure if it fits the task in hand.
dancergirl9696
Username definitey checks out. +1
WallyMLG
Mot with that attitude you wont
GLaDOSoftheFUNK
You sure live up to your username eh?
shartsicle
I shall call you Snow White
blergh2point0
Lol
Kyrorayne
They would be after 7 men finish
frothacker
I think that would only be three and a half men, all up.
swedishpancakeswithlingonberries
Looks like another thing I will need to fact check...
FromTheHeartOfIgnoranceICommentAtThee
Do tell.
boulderhaze
When I first read that I thought it said 19 and was like.. I'm not impressed. Now I know it says 919 and I'm appalled.
KPopGirlKimi
One commenter said that she gave each men about 1 minute... that's over 15 hours of constant sex.
MrAwful
Username checks out
TechnicallySupport
Well, with that attitude...
CommanderWilliamTRiker
call me
jiynxed
well, they set some really loose rules - basically she had 919 men come up, stick it in, pull out, and next. an assembly line of cock.
MadamPuddifoot
still...gaping vagina buy number...30? omfg my girly bits hurt just thinking about it.
Valj
I think each dude got like a minute or something and couldn't be like rough or anything.
SynapticWanderer
okay, I mean, for science, I guess, it just doesn't sound *fun*, even if I can cum in under two minutes before they're switching again....
shartsicle
My job isn't very fun either. :-/
SynapticWanderer
yeah, I'm sorry, I'm only fucking as a job if I'm enjoying it, the rest of life does enough fucking me without
Valj
Ah. Article w/ some detail: https://www.360nobs.com/2014/12/woman-who-slept-with-919-men-in-24hrs-finally-narrates-experience-to-boobpedia/
Diddyu
"... a little sore for a few weeks..."
KPopGirlKimi
That's still like 15 hours of constant sex. Did she take breaks in between? What a trooper.
Mohalkien
24 hours straight, two minutes per guy
YourWaifuIsTrash
Two minutes per guy, with 919 guys is 30 and a half hours. Something doesn't add up, unless she was using multiple orifices at times.
Mohalkien
that's what her interview said. it was also a competition for who can get the most guys in 24 hours with 2 other adult actresses
ilookfuckingcool
My highest is 15!!
TedTheMan
You are amazing.
TedTheMan
You are amazing.
ilookfuckingcool
Thank you
Kingpinrisk
Not something to be proud of!!!
ilookfuckingcool
And why not ?
Kingpinrisk
15 dudes all at once really? You don't see the problem in that. You must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
ilookfuckingcool
Apparently someone forgot his sense of humor
cheesymouth
Thats not how vaginas work
oheina
It really depends for me. I've never been able to get off with a partner, so I don't get worn out as easily. But the size and stamina of 1/
oheina
the men plays a pretty big factor. Sometimes I get worn out after 7 or 8, sometimes I can go up to like 20. But my median is usually 12.
minimalsix
And yet no one commented on this. Surprising.
sweetbeatdown
Bc they're destroying the inbox instead
oheina
I actually only have one message in my inbox.
anhh67
The secret for you is the same as for overeating......Don't stop. You will be at 919 before you know it.
KPopGirlKimi
But.. if she gives each of them 1 minute per fuck like the article says... that's still over 15 hours...
anhh67
1. I doubt if they would last a minute who would attend that convention
anhh67
2. Who said it was one at a time. Probably 3 at a time. ;)
FirstWorldAnarchist
#8 Is definitely not LSD.
bluevalien
I have to wonder what type of person watches a TV show and makes a correlation like this.
where2bee2
It can't be lsd cuz the wall isn't trippin
Faeorie
Cane down here to post this, was not disappointed that plenty had beat me to it.
Mdhe
The shelf, or the comparison diagram?
FirstWorldAnarchist
The shelf is not a reference to LSD.
Tardisssss
Why not?
Tardisssss
Nevermind. Found the reasons
NateTheNuke
Plz tell me
AlexHamil
it's very close
frostwarrior
Yeah it also has hexagons.
FirstWorldAnarchist
LSDs in the wild https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeycomb
SomewhatOxygenated
When it comes to drugs, very close can mean the difference between flying high eand being 6 feet under.
LarsYB
So what is it? It is at least one carbon chain link short on the top.
FirstWorldAnarchist
The ring at the bottom looks like a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyrrolidine or something.
AstroTibs
It's not close enough to say it was a cheeky reference.
MrBigMcLargeHuge
Just missing a single part of a structure usually completely changes what it does. You can make a lot of things that are 'close' to LSD
AstroTibs
It's missing a few parts: A carbon up top extending the branch; a methyl in the bottom right; the bottom left should not be a benzenoid
FirstWorldAnarchist
Except it isn't. the bottom Ring has an amine in there and is a cyclo-pentane shape.
AlexHamil
yeah... that's why i said "it's very close" not "it is LSD"
BabaBooby
Shut the fuck up you're out of your element
AlexHamil
gahahhaa
FirstWorldAnarchist
Formula and shape both heavily influence what a chemical does, It kinda looks close if you squint but it is very very different.