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Idiot driver texting on her phone AND talking to her friend rear-ended the shit out of my brother on his motorcycle. Traffic clogged up real quick and she had her head down. Dumb teenage bimbo
Pay attention please!
Droppedmywispa
Were you texting when you bought that shirt too. No excuse
darcsidious101
Dress for the slide. Not the ride
NballardPDX
When I was walking back from school last December, I got hit by a driver who was texting. You and others safety is worth more that a text.
Law027
Leathers for your brother, get gift. Must
KaJuN
The friend in the car should be equally at fault and should face the same punishment.
illbeyourfriendamumu
I hope you're brother heals quickly!
DownVoteBecauseYourContentSucks
Well folks, this is what happens when two idiots collide, so don't text and drive and wear appropriate clothing when on a motorcycle.
rando53
A leather jacket. Doesn't have to be one of those fancy ones with the kevlar or zylon inserts. Just another layer between you and the road.
RaychelElsbernd
I send my boyfriend all the texting and driving accidents because he did it once with me in the truck.
Ceracuse
Is this what happens when you go too fast wearing heelies to escape your feelies?
metalfoto
People are NUTS. On the interstate morning traffic jam once i noticed a guy texting with the left hand, while RIDING. Who are you, Houdini?
ChaoticAtmosphere
Glad your bro is okay and it wasn't worse for him or the dumb bimbo. There could have been deaths. (And she should be fined heavily)
JojoNicholasHancock
Braindeadbetty
Wear proper gear numb nuts. Chest protector, jackets, gloves, boots, helmet.... riding on the streets is deadly
QDizzley
I'm glad your Brother came out alive. He should wear a bit more gear to minimize damages though.
atlasman831
No excuses for the driver, but dress for the slide not the ride...
ritehandwingman
VamonosZapatos
Dress for the slide not the ride
kingoflight
Dont ride without leathers is another tip your brother should have enforced.
MisfitGang
That's unreasonable. Nobody is gonna wear a tracksuit every day.
JTH115
Yup
KeithBrgstrm
Glad your brother is alive and safe.
DickenCyder
Your brother is an idiot for not wearing his leathers!!
maninspace
Gonna add another obvious comment - always wear protective gear. Texting and driving is bad but the rashes are basically self-inflicted.
thuggeeheathen
salt and lime
Volucris0814
And tequila!
birdygobyebye
And a glass, unless you are gonna drink the whole bottle.
MandaloreIncognito
Your brother's tattoo seems almost ironic: STOP COMPLAINING - or at least, that's what it looks like
JTH115
That is exactly what it says he's an idiot for getting that... he didn't bitch or whine about the road rash however
QUIBICUS
Why wasn't he wearing gloves and a jacket?
exileut
How close is that to skin grafts
Unverified
Too cool for skin
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Squid
JTH115
Because he is a dumbass
floxsyu
shit ton of people in Hawaii do the same thing, motorcycle and no helmet. seen some without shoes even.
zhukoz
Saw a scooter rider wearing a skirt, tank top and sandals...like just because your machine only cranks 9HP it doesn't matter? /facepalm
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
Dress for the slide, not the ride. Assume everyone else is incapable and keep your head on a swivel.
hangemhigh13
Even if you'rea a driver, assume everyone else is a retard. The minute you put your guard down ...
Fakenrite
Yep, assume everyone is trying to kill you with their cars and keep your eyes moving like you're looking for a lost child.
faceofyourfather
This.
brassknucklenerd
If it seems too hot for leathers I recommend the armour plates made for dirt biking. Breathable mesh, coverage where it counts, and >>
SecondSince
Personally i like to keep my head on my neck, but you do you buddy!
SlowerDwightYouIgnorantSlut
RoymanHenryburg
He totally dressed for the slide. I mean, his shirt and skin colors match perfectly now.
xiphiasgladius
You gotta keep your head on a swivel when you find yourself in the middle of a vicious cock fight.
RosegoldEverything
Both heads, if it's a cock fight.
procrastius
That sucks. Was he wearing a t-shirt? A riding jacket could have helped a little
WalterRego
A little? If he was geared up, he would've been completely fine.
JTH115
Only a long sleeve shirt and two pairs of pants
Kitty101
How're his legs? As bad as the arms?
JTH115
No, he was wise enough to wear 2 pairs of pants so his legs look fine
anusBrokenInstructionsNotClear
A smoking jacket would have been an improvement over a t-shirt
zolafeels
Dress for the slide. Not the ride. Also, fuck that bimbo. No texting while driving.
causality
Instead of a fine, causing an accident because of texting should result in you being banned from owning a cell phone for five years.
CthulhuLovesTacos
This!
JustABonelessAlien
No. Everyone should have one. No point in needless deaths because nobody could call 911.
causality
We do it to people who commit computer-related crimes.
cosinewave
From the down votes I am guessing user sub is full of people who like to text and drive.
PhailRaptor
Or they're really annoyed that the little brother wasn't wearing any protection beyond his helmet
cosinewave
Not that some idiot ran into him? Ok, he was not prepared but also not the bad guy here.
PhailRaptor
Who says the 2 are mutually exclusive?
HomeRowKing
They're the same people that scream at you when you tell them not to walk around town while texting. What's that line they like to use?
HomeRowKing
Oh yeah it's: "Stop victim blaming!"
ElFLacoGamer
Nobody thinks the girl in this story is a victim, wtf are you talking about.
HomeRowKing
Not what I meant. I fucked up the context of what I meant. Damn 140 character limit, man. What is this, twitter? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
RosegoldEverything
I thought I got it - were you referencing the entitled, self-absorbed attitude of those who text while driving/walking and get pissy when-
CthulhuLovesTacos
This is why you wear protective gear when you ride... (no excuse for the driver tho)
ananamous
I always tell my SO if anything happened while he was on his bike broken bokes can be fixed, but skin graphs are worse.
puddlewalker
Can't stress this enough, hurts like a bitch. Know from exp.
vonKaiser
If you do not leave the house looking like you've murdered a small herd of cattle for the leather, you don't have enough on.
ojdajuiceman1
Dress for the slide not for the ride.
Blacklite
VICTIM BLAMING
ChocolateThunderFromDownUnder
All the gear all the time
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
Just because you follow the rules, doesn't mean others will. Prepare for others' mistakes.
iFuttBuck
squids gonna squid.
Bmxtucker
Fucking atgatt people! !!
zhukoz
Who aren't in the skin graft ward lol
Drosophila281
Only 2 type of motorctclist, those that have been in a major accident, and those that will. Always where your protective leather.
G3ologist
And this kid wasn't wearing enough.
discombobulatedd
thats the same logic that says she was dressed like a slut so she had it coming
Hungrypiemonger
no, eventually we will thin the herd, let the stupid people die.
CthulhuLovesTacos
They make my insurance more expensive tho...
Hungrypiemonger
true dat, true dat.
CthulhuLovesTacos
Standard "at least the lines are getting shorter at Walmart".
Hungrypiemonger
the clientele gets better too.
IChangedMyUsernameBecauseMyGirlfriendKnowsMyOldOne
I know, what was he wearing?
G3ologist
Well he wasn't fucking wearing the right gear.
JTH115
Long sleeve shirt and 2 pairs of pants, he was on the freeway going to visit our parents a few miles away
LeDonoMkIV
Was he going to play golf?
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Well, now he knows why bikers wear leather jackets instead of long sleeve shirts.
zhukoz
Good quality armoured textile is an acceptable alternative...not everyone has over $1500 min to spend on leathers
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Shouldn't be riding the bike if they can't afford the protection.
Dramacian
Ugly shirt.
JTH115
Yes
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CorriisaBAMF
Your bus was on a bike? Impressive!
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saltandsunshine
Yeah that was kinda a jumble of words im kind of sure I got what you were saying though
saltandsunshine
PassiveAggressiveHotdogVendor
Jesus. Did he spit in deaths face and call it a bitch after?
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DegenerateCrotchFruit
Jeez, that verbiage tho
billiamdwyerr
they have vacuums for that?
Fuckweasel
No. My brother, while on a motorcycle, hit an 18-wheeler head-on at 60 MPH. After collecting the bits, they used firehose to clean the road.
iamthatonefriend
With that morbid mental image I am going to go to sleep and pretend I'm okay and try not to wake up screaming!
MadlyGeeky
Kirbys are amazing
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
They better be for how many fricking times I get asked to buy one from a door to door salesperson.