My Multi-Contest Winning Halloween Costume - The Jäger Bomber

Oct 31, 2016 8:57 AM

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Jäger Bomber - 2016

I put this costume together and won 3 different Halloween Costume Contests. $250, $100, $150. Not a bad $500 haul for about $80 worth Jäger, Red Bull, and costume.

So... Have "Jihad" a Jäger Bomb yet?
Allah yall take a shot!

And before you get your PC panties in a bunch I had about 20 different people from Pakistan, Yemen, Lebanon, and other Middle East countries who thought it was the funniest costume they had ever seen. Not one single complaint from anyone.

Manchester United defender got proper ridiculed in the media for the same costume a few years ago. Love it. Lol

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is so wrong but so good. $500 well earned.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

Cool clock bro

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh I'm not PC, I'm just amazed you didn't get shot.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do you want to get shot? Because that's how you get shot

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

The fact that this man could have been shot or assaulted because of this costume illustrates our collective cowardice. Where my country gone

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

"hold my vest"

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

LMAO!! Made my day!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Absolutely love it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, as long as your friends from the Middle East decided for me whether or not this is offensive...

9 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 10

http://imgur.com/k4pkDrA

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 15

"Some of my best friends are Muslims" -- idiot in hacky, unfunny costume

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

These were strangers at bars and clubs I went to. Where's your costume pic? Whoever told you to just be yourself gave you terrible advice...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I went as where's Waldo Lionel Richie 7 years ago. IRL everyone loved it. On the internet I got death threats & calls to my university 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

The only reason I can think that people'd be outraged is if you were in black face. Please tell me you weren't in black face.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If by black face you mean did I use makeup the same skin tone as Lionel Richie, yes. If you mean did I use shoe polish and sing mammy, no.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

By people who wanted my scholarship revoked. Deleted my Facebook after my inbox was just full of hate for a month. 2/2

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I don't get the costume or the reason for the hate?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK, got it. Thanks

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Love the costume. Think it's hilarious. Drop the "before you get PC". If someone doesn't like it...they just don't have to. That's life.

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

To tell you the truth, I hate it.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 8

Hey @OP +1

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Pakistani here, your costume is: 1) hilarious, 2) creative, and 3) da bomb XD

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 7

OP makes terrorist costume *Cue It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia theme*

9 years ago | Likes 216 Dislikes 2

The gang declares jihad on Halloween.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

We have to make it look like I don't diddle kids!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I had the mortician do my makeup!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Janitor got a hold of the PA system. Puerto Rican guy

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't need anyone's approval to not find this funny.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 8

I agree 100%. I found it hilarious but I'm sick people trying to falsify objective validity to silence someone who isn't req'd to like it.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Exactly. I don't hate anyone for finding it funny, I just have a different opinion.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You're allowed to find it offensive and throw a shit fit about it. That's the beauty of freedom.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahah I guess you're right. But I won't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not necessarily a PC thing, more of a concern for your well being in regards to individual-cop relations...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The monobrow is a nice touch.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I feel you could just not wear the beard, heardwear, and robe and it works, because a lot of terrorists seem to be white guys in the US

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Hahaha I wrote this and got downvoted severely. Have my upvote!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I guess timing matters, or phrasing? Thanks!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Timing is 99.9999% of Imgur...oh yeah and reposts

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

sadly

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That last part of your description is the imgur equivalent of "some of my best friends are black"

9 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 18

I CANT BE RACIST I HAVE BLACK FRIENDS

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah I got the same feeling

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 4

I agree. There's no point in giving a shit what victim groups might whine about.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Relax guys, certain people didn't find this offensive so you shouldn't either.

9 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 10

Nah its more like "people in your exact same social situation don't find this offensive so neither should you"

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 10

I'm offended by @OPs willingness to lie to himself

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

That looks like a good way to get shot

9 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 6

Why? Ignorance?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

Because people around the world are afraid in light of recent events. Sometimes it's best not to dress up like a terrorist, or a clown.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

A scary clown is a recent event. Terrorists have been around for a long time. Lighten up.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Lighten up? How about you let reality sink in for a bit. Dressing up like something that legitimately scares people isn't the best idea.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I do understand where you're coming from though.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Living in fear is a choice.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Only Sikhs are victim of this shit. The people you met will never face this issue because they don't wear turbans.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sikhs aren't the only people who wear turbans.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Show me who else wears turban in America?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Heck that's not even considered a turban by most standards

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where was this, cause I can imagine this would not go over well in France, Belgium, and so on

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Salt lake city

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mormon country, USA

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Utah?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Best case scenario this would land you in jail over here, worst case; a bullet in the head, welcome to Belgium

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Really? For empty bottles of Red Bull and Jager? I lived in Netherlands for 3 years, and also for 3 in Budapest and had no problems

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"20 people of an ethnic minority were okay with it while out in public, so everyone else should be too!" :\ That totally makes it okay! /s

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 5

true, but still . If you do get offended by that you're a bit of a pussy. Specially if you're not even from the Middle East

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

"Only people of that specific race should be allowed to think this is tasteless and offensive!" Thanks for explaining racism bud :)

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I didn't say that. I just said that they'd be pussies for thinking this specific costume is racist. Imo it's quite clever. And by the 1/2

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

By the last bit I mean that its weird to be personally offended by something that isn't related to you.but thinking its racistis fair enough

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Man in terrorist costume shot on sight by cops." - CNN 11/1/16

9 years ago | Likes 1277 Dislikes 9

Not bad for $100 worth of ammo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm pretty sure CNN would looooooove it if this happened

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

"Unarmed man wearing a clock shot by police." -CNN 11/1/16

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

They killed Flava Flav?!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Read the as the 11th of January 2016. Love from across the pond.

9 years ago | Likes 229 Dislikes 7

That's my cake day.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You guys weigh things in mass instead of weight so don't get America started

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mass is more important. You use the same units for mass and force, what's up with that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No we don't. We use slugs for mass and pounds for force. Do research before insulting us

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The way you "weigh" things, a person would weigh the same on earth and on the moon. It doesn't factor in the force of gravity.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk it out - what sounds more awkward? November 1st , 2016 or 1st November 2016 ?The very first November, ever, didnt occur in 2016.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

Let's sing it. "on Christmas first, my true love gave to me..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's the 1st day of November.. The latter has "of" missing to make logical sense, the lesser makes much less when talked out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes i forgot, there's only one language.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wish we had logical dates and measures here, dude.

9 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 5

Well "november 1st, 2016" reads faster than "the 1st of november in 2016" so it sorta makes sense

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

it's still logical here, it is the difference between saying the First of June and June the First.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

...except that without words, people can only assume which is meant. Also, Medium/Small/Large. YYYY-MM-DD FTW

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It's quite alright, chap. You left the Britannian Empire and must suffer the consequences of your actions. Like the savage you are.

9 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 1

Because I'm feeling pedantic - Britain changed their measurement system after America was founded. We're still using old "Imperial" units.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Pfff that's bullshit. *refuses to believe the truth shown upon me*

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I put sugar in my Earl Grey. HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAH but no really, i do, because I'm a fucking barbarian.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

You don't deserve probably date structure....

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

What the fuck was that?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey you know, if it wasn't for that whole taxation without representation thing, we'd probably still be in the empire...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YYYY/MM/DD master race reporting in

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 2

Found the programmer?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Database more likely. Though he didn't specify down to HH:nn:ss:fff

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

imgur gave me a ban warning for a suicide bomber joke. congrats.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

probably cos some ultra left wing tree hugging hippy liberal from tumblr wept a tear and wrote a poem about it.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 12

It was a funny joke too. I figured same thing.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I'm pretty left leaning but I'm not here to report anyone for a joke.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

:cheers:

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 5

God I love this movie lol!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Which movie

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Four Lions

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thank u

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm the Mujahadeen and I'm making a scene, now you're gonna feel what the boom-boom means.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"how often do you go to mosque?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jesus. That's not funny. That's horrifying

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

why? he just said got is great #islamophobic

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Can't tell if serious or not.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a damn funny (though definitely fucked up) movie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah that is one evil prank.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

It's not real. It's from the movie Four Lions (extremely funny movie, by the way). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUbl_jrxQHQ

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I can only hope he was beat up by everyone there and everyone saying while kicking the shit out of him "BRO! IT'S JUST A PRANK!"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

it's from a movie

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine thinking you are about to die is pretty horrible. I'd probably hit the guy for that.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2