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News-https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/helicopter-crew-discovers-giant-metal-monolith-in-remote-desert/?source=facebook
Nov 24, 2020 3:20 PM
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News-https://www.unilad.co.uk/news/helicopter-crew-discovers-giant-metal-monolith-in-remote-desert/?source=facebook
MaadMaanMaatt
That’s a cleanly set installation. Well done.
TrickyVein
Had to go look this up to verify. Apparently, it's a thing.
cyberpunk2018
Utah has Xbox Series X?
PartyAtYourMomsHouse
Elon musk put it there to mess with people
jgrowley31337
You what is truly crazy it's 2020 and this isn't even the remotely the weirdest thing to happen this year.
Bigemedic
They found a thing someone made and put there, jfc
vitaminalgas
Where's the "obey" guy or Banksy? This is in their alley
aifeloadawildmoss
You cab literally see the stud marks that holds the probably 2x4 stucture together underneath the very thin stainless steel sheet
aifeloadawildmoss
Can*
bundleofwoodensticks
Hail Hydra!!!!
olhotdogfingers
There it is folks, the 5G covid generator placed by antifa to undermine the administration.
theimgurappsucksballs
Mokelzwerg
New wave artist for sure
FacemanPeck
Anyone who's watched Agents of Shield knows this can't be good.
ionicseraph
Utah must construct additional pylons
ErectileFunction
I did it. It was me.
Mokelzwerg
I knew it
jindary
Not with that user name :)
vitaminalgas
"Giant"...
FuriousBakedPotato
The whole thing is metal. You gotta consider the weight.
FatBastardVegetarian
This
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
As they used screws, I think we can rule out Alien technology.
Bytencoder
Yeah, I mean how could they ever do that, they're animals.
themissinglint
Wake up! Where do you think we got screws from?
Ruhig
That's what the aliens would WANT you to think!
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
Those devious bastards, they got me!
TheBarrettR
HenryLongfellowIII
Aliens would surely use pop rivets.
EggFooYung
No, they'd use self sealing stem bolts.
Megamastermetamememaker
No, it would be a monocristal
TheLiquor
CathyGarrett
Fling your updoot to the heavens in Kubrickian glee.
CatBeagler
Maybe a million years of evolution and on a fundamental level we seriously haven't changed.
paperfanman
Oh my god what was this movie called again
Robowitz
I think it's 2001: A Space Odyssey. Not 100% sure as I haven't seen it.
z3r0n3gr0
Exactly what i was thinking
billdozer86
Exactly what everyone is thinking. Though it's probably some avant garde art piece.
Phazoner
Which anyways is a tribute or a rip-off to 2001
Snatched79
In 6 months time the Covid vaccine turns us all into Zombies and then Aliens roll up. The Greatest B movie we'll never see.
CrumbyCake
Saw this yesterday on the news. Fucking crazy, but have you seen the shit in Utah anyway? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaqistan
razorgirl1066
How about Nevada? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/City_(artwork)
riplikash
This was my favorite one. Just a few miles from my house. https://i.redd.it/9gg81e0uau031.jpg
thekeyofe
The flag is a mutant sperm with four tails?
CrumbyCake
Yes
Jlummux
Has anyone checked with banksy?
lovit487
Banksy would be more political
Jlummux
Dunno, doesnt he do satire?
AbsurdIdol
DUsNt HE dO sAtyRrr, goddam nerd
Jlummux
Is that you homer?
AbsurdIdol
;)
Heliogabalus227
Are it’s ratios 1:4:9?
chrysler75
Asking the right questions.
ShinksAvoHazaar
What are you referencing?
PinkEater
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monolith_(Space_Odyssey)
ShinksAvoHazaar
I need to read that again. I couldn’t place the 1,4,9 ratio but remember it vaguely after the wiki. Thanks. @
PinkEater
Actually, I only remember it as 1,2, and 3 squared. Never in its finally value so the 1, 4, and 9 through me for a second.
StarscreamAndHutch
XeononSolomon
StarscreamAndHutch
FuriousBakedPotato
Who is this chick anyway?
hamberglar
Paige.
StarscreamAndHutch
FuriousBakedPotato
Is this her actual origin?
StarscreamAndHutch
That’s as far back as I know.
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
prabalthedragon
Exactly
IWouldJustLikeToSay
Bitch it might be
IMostlyCommentInGifs
streetwiener
jicahmusic
Bitch it might be
IMostlyCommentInGifs
Gotcha, Fam!
jicahmusic
Maitrify
Has anyone came forth to take credit for placing or constructing this there?
soyboyslayer
It was me I put it there
oldscrotumthewrinkledretainer
It was me I put it there
lazyclone
sonovabitch
MenloPart
Some television show left it behind.
MenloPart
Someone posted this yesterday.
TurboUnicorn3000
.
whyexactly
sauce?
40legger
.
Mokelzwerg
I don’t think anyone will. Firstly it’s illegal and second it would defeat the purpose of the art to be “mystical”.
TheHawkRules
I’m not sure if it’s illegal. It’d probably depend on where specifically.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
The artist will probably only tell anyone when they're on their deathbed.
IRecordYourComments
“I love you. Take care of yourself and I built a large monolith robot penis in the middle of the des.....” *flatline*
BlueDan
Hahaha i laughed like a little kid
senradbivab
Just waiting to find out the artist.
ToasterDent
They're out somewhere else, constructing additional pylons
ytterbium
More like pranksters. Artists will do anything to be original, unique, which is exact opposite of another guy doing movie cosplay.
secretdpp
Artist? This is clearly the next sign for the Oak Island Money Pit, don't let the vril propaganda fool you
Lostradefaog
If he real good you wont
pimientofrito
It was me.
NiftyGoblin
I want to know, I want to know how long it was there before someone found it lol
gareththeworm
Surely it’s a hoax set up by the pilot (or whoever “found” it) for fame
LinkinPiper
InIn imagining the artist is encased inside the monolith. Forever part of it.
GrumpyOldMillennial
I bet it was that Banksy fucker. Hes always doing shenanigans and this definitely is a shenanigans.
StupidFingAsshole
Doesn't seem like his kind of thing tbh
Cartart
What if it isn't an artist tho
Myowngrampa
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soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
It is purple sometimes, at sunset.
senradbivab
You're purple at sunset sometimes.
soupiswhatitsoundslikewhenyoueatsoup
You're sometimes at purple sunsets.
AbsolutelyNotTheNSA
Is such a thing even possible?...
TheCaptain00
Not this time.
DisenfranchisedSovietBear
Bitch, it might be.
FuriousBakedPotato
No
Mokelzwerg
What else could it be?
JetSkiJeff
A grate artiste
Rhythmaster
(1) Aliens have faster than light travel, and want to communicate with us, but try to speak giant metal bar instead of a human language?
spookyjeff
They're obviously not trying to communicate with us (why would they?) This is just their hyper-wifi repeater.
Rhythmaster
(2) those are some simultaneously smart and also really dumb aliens.
kaarbaakimgr
You have it backward. Once we figure out how to talk to it, we are "ready" to meet them.
Cartart
Unless maybe they havent deciphered the human language since it contains so many languages
Cartart
Just maybe, or they dumb
PutItInNeutral
They should have painted it Vanta Black.
pigleythree
Not allowed unless you're Anish Kapoor. Just ask Stuart Semple
gunshowzero
Didnt Seple since make an even darker black?
DanDoesDoodles
Unless he wanted to paint it pinkest pink then you could be anyone except Anish Kapoor
mybrothersmario
And then someone sold it to him and Anish Kapoor posted a pic with it and his middle finger.... completely missing the entire message..
mybrothersmario
Thinking that he had somehow won rather than just make himself look like even more of a twat....
kickmyballsrealhard
koops
“Months” more like years. Google earth apparently shows it’s been there for a while now.
TheOnlyChance
Is your name a request or demand...just need to know if I need you to sign a waiver and figure out if I should charge a price for my service
AtLeast325Cats
Username Is something
PinkEater
typeets
Ow, my balls
TheSecondMeme
prabalthedragon
Why down vote a news? If you dont like to read news, just pass it.
AbsurdIdol
Nah man fuk yo newz. I read at a grade 2 level and words make me angry
Anonanimal3000
TierfreierNichtraucherhaushalt
But...but the last part of source is source=facebook...
RedCamaro
Why should you even care about downvotes or upvotes?
prabalthedragon
Its simple. Downvote an article and people will be less interested to read. And also i will need to remove it.
Mokelzwerg
Why do you need to remove it?
aftie
Just downvoted it. Love the story. Saw it yesterday. Glad you posted it. But you’re imaguring wrong. So downvote! Weeeeee!
prabalthedragon
Ok sir thank you for the comment. I just posted it people who missed it out... But anyway thank you. God bless you
aftie
Buddy, we’re playing with you. Don’t take the votes so seriously. They happen no matter what. It’s a good post, give it time.
imuglyandimproudd
Imagine giving a shit bout downvotes or upvotes
FabulouslyTiti
Right? They're completely useless imaginary internet points. You don't win or lose anything when you get up/downvoted. :')
Mokelzwerg
I wonder if people have found a way to make money with it
quade
DON'T TOUCH IT! It's still 2020. Don't. Fucking. Touch. It.
Blackmetalhappiness
But what if something really good happens from touching it?
freckledkink
It's 2020. Nothing good happens from touching anything without its consent.
sokar30
They touched it.
TheVoiceOfMorganFreeman
1 week later: " We are sending a expedition team inside the monolith."
SpecialContainmentProcedures
What? You wanna ruin 2021 with this shit, too? No. Touch all over it. Let's get this done with.
ccvs145
We were so close to wrapping up this year....
Megvilla
Im sorry Dave...
WarriorFox
Dave ruined it for the gays as well
Adalias
Oh they touched it https://www.abc4.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2020/11/monolith-2-credit-Utah-Department-of-Public-Safety.jpeg
HenElt
Honestly, I think we should just do it now, so it’s hopefully over before 2021
thoushaltnotpass
If it can bring intelligence to Earth I'd tell people to lick it
quade
k, but it's probably covered in covid...
MyLadyOfKittyCats
My friend already sat on it.
jindary
Best reply of the month!
ImProbablyReallyHighRightNow
I'm gonna lick it
SirDistic
/What's the worst that could happen?
quade
"Fuck around and find out" ~2020's motto
SirDistic
*gestures broadly at everything*
MarkySpaceMagnet
Me first, me first
IOnceFarted
Didn't the monolith cause the apes to come smarter or whatever? Crush it down and sprinkle it in US water supply
METDeath
There's already enough metal in the Flint, MI water supply...
quade
Well, they learned how to use tools, and to use those tools as weapons...
nxrble
*Coca Cola bottles
coffeebaby
Jesus at least check the radiation levels first.
truemetalman
And finding the one on the moon led to interstellar travel and HAL.
MenloPart
I have long wanted Turnip to be the first man on Mars!
TheGrubinator
Yeah, but the other monolith raises fucking corpses from the dead to strip down all life in an effort to create fucking
TheGrubinator
planet-sized zombie eldritch horrors.
MenloPart
So, they would take out the redhatters?
Rovylern
Make us whole again!
FrancisFulloffrenchpeople
So that we have self-aware water that tries to kill us?
PloppyFenis
Flint MI already does
IOnceFarted
You need some monolith
Steps2psychosis
With all the pollution I bet water is fucking pissed
llamallamadingd0ng
Make them smart gay frogs attack
lifeguard96
Fuck it, give us a common enemy to unite against
HenryLongfellowIII
We have a virus affecting the entire planet, and even that didn't work. Best to just start over again.
lifeguard96
Nope, we need a physical threat, something we can fight and actually see. My votes on flamingos personally
myotherusernameisalreadytaken
lifeguard96
I said unite against, clearly he's dividing us. If you don't get that go somewhere else.
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
This made me think of the koalas with smooth brains that can't properly recognize foods. I'm sure there's similar findings for Republicans.