Rverence
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Younger me "FUCK YEAH"
Me now "FUCK NO"
Brazil
Edit in : just to say I have a lot of scars from my youth & reasons...stupid stories why they exist
May 30, 2017 11:29 AM
Rverence
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9430
93
Younger me "FUCK YEAH"
Me now "FUCK NO"
Brazil
Edit in : just to say I have a lot of scars from my youth & reasons...stupid stories why they exist
Sauroctonus
Me that has passed, me that is and me that will one day be "FUCK NO"
kaszimera
Me at all times involving this: drowning, cause I can't swim
MrMacG
That's in Natal, right? Were there a few weeks ago :)
whatsthatgif
I'm 38 and I'm still like HELL YES!
SirLyonhart
Younger me: "Fuck yeah!" Me now: "What's the weight limit?"
benderisthegreatest
Younger me: fuck that / Me now: fuck that
pieter42
Long swim to shore thouhh
zoomball
He got launched WAY farther than I thought he would.
youkidsgetoffmylawn
A "nope slope"
ematic
The only NOPE part is "What's in the water? It's Brazil...what animals are in the water?" Otherwise? HELL YEA!
Oenomaus88
Candiru
ARandomAleatoryGuy
some humans, and fishes I think
kerchew
Younger me: lemme go first. Older me: how about you go first?
KinglerKingpin
Me at the start: Hell Yeah! Me 1/4th down: uh.. I changed my mind. Me halfway down: sssshhhhhiiiiiiittttttt. Me at the end: WWWEEEEEEEEEE!
UpvoteFairy3001
Me climbing up there: HELL YEAH LETS DO THIS! WHIT IS HYPE! When I get to the top: You know on second thought I'm a massive pussy.
srslydude
That's me when I go water tubing, except the shit moment is when I'm trying not to fall off my edge, and the whee one is where I'm trying1/2
srslydude
to knock everyone else off going the other way.
LarnRegis
And then he stopped pouring water, the sled got stuck and your bare belly grinds over the sand and dust covered sled.
Deadpolio
http://imgur.com/S3HEJId
Zetor
Me now: FUCK YEAH... Me later: OW MY BACK!
NostalgicHooligan
06yzfR6
Really? Two buckets of water and "Okay you're good to go." ??
FilmMagician
What do you mean nope? This looks fun as tits
Rverence
For younger me with motto of "what's the worst that could happen" yes,for older me with too many worsts that happened no..but a beer later..
FilmMagician
Maybe not head first, and yeah, with a beer or two in you first.
Rverence
I'd be indecisive on the feet/head first given the forced enema effect of feet first & terror of head first :(
railgap
If he doesn't make it all the way across, he gets eaten by alligators, right?
TatersWhatsTatersPrecious
two buckets oughta do it
Kazzababe
None of these gifs ever play for me on mobile.
MinorityOpinion
As he skidded across the lake, how much water did he swallow?
Frankinbeijing
Old me worries about losing chest skin because it is possible this needs more than 2 buckets of lubrication.
bellapadella
Looks like north Brazil im Ceará
clone1701d
younger me: FUCK YEAH, me now: FUCK THIS IS GONNA HURT LATER
JudgeMentaI
Waterboarding - you're doing it wrong
bdjct
There is a LOT of room for error here.
DigitalMau
Yea.... the slides not so bad but fuck ending up in the middle of a south american lake...
AgentTempest
Younger me: fuck yeah. Me now: fuck yeah, but I'm not sure I'll be able to swim all the way back to shore.....
PharmaceuticalEnhancement
It looks pretty shallow, like there is a man made ramp of sorts that extends from the beach to the middle.
bb2b
Side stroke and fat floats. As long as you don't panic you should be able to tread water for a fair amount of time.
Somanyquestions
Eat copious amounts of beans first, and fart your way back to shore!
idieeverytime
Nah the more belly fat, the easier it is to swim back to shore. If the seaweed monsters to get you first that is.
Sinisfun
Younger me: HELL YES!! Me Now: Will my insurance cover this?
youtah
I can also see this as being a great way to lose one's swimming suit.
human8060
Exactly what I thought.
stevenwonder
that's the best part
gopms
This is me when I take my kids tobogganing. Going down is still fun but the walk back up...I honestly think hills are bigger now.
IIIHalezIII
looks fun.. id do it.. once.. but walk back up that steep ass hill? nope..
Raminator
As an out of shape dude, this is accurate
TheAdventuresofStealy
I'm incredibly out of shape but as long as the water is calm and you're not racing back, it's really not that hard.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Just pull out your manboobs and motorboat back
Raminator
Don't tempt me
PopeyeTheSailor
just float
Monster208
Nothing says safety like the automated lubricating water system they use.
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
What if it was personal lubricant-More speed!
snowfork
Passion Lubes, Natural Water-Based Lubricant, 55 Gallon Drum https://www.amazon.com/dp/B005MR3IVO/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_8vJlzb18F65M0
thisiswhyicanthaveanythingnice
Now we're talking slippery!
snowfork
I bet I could break a speed limit with that stuff
probshouldntsayitbut
My primary concern here is the cleanliness of that body of water in which you wind up submerged.
snowfork
I try to be an optimist. Every case of cholera gives you a head start on the cleanse for your next colonoscopy.
KraftyKev
Couple buckets of water per 100 ft of slide. Good to go haha
TheManTheMythTheLurker
Probably lube
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
https://youtu.be/dGW-xK22TNk
obloid
I KNEW it was gonna be that
MadameRainbowPants
i love a good automated lubrication system.
Bladepilot
You
Bladepilot
Want sum fuk?
MaplePhoenix
No? That looks fun as shit, and I'm 40
JamsE
Hmmmm... shit *is* indeed fun.
sfhipchick
I want to do that sooooo badly, and I'm 52! :D
SoCi0pAtH
Me to
Slim617
Id be afraid of the skin on my hands being ripped off
HomegrownOkie
52, Where do I sign up?!
sfhipchick
ME TOO! *52-year-olds....UNITE!!!*
pixelprincess
41 here checking in.
Trumpsingrowntoenail
I would do it, just not in the waters of Brazil
Holobit
Your loss. Aside from a few poluted rivers around some big cities, Brazil has more drinkable freshwater than any other country in the world.
TheModestySock
44, put me down for one of those too!
adequatequacity
44, in an instant
Mechlai
if leeches = true; {nope} Else {FUCK YEAH!}
ImHereToGetDownvotes
Agreed. It's not like it's a ramp at the end, it's clearly just skimming across the surface. Sign me up; hell, I'd do it if it were a jump
MaplePhoenix
Right?
Crazedmimic
I'M A MAN!!! I'M 40!!!
MaplePhoenix
Write something about me!
HomegrownOkie
Teach me how to Gundy!
daunorubicin
Damn straight!
PreviouslyALurker
I'm almost 49 and totally out of shape, but would definitely do it
MaplePhoenix
Damn right!
kcgingerbeard
I'd totally do it. I'd die and hurt myself real bad but I'd do it
lakegoat
I'm 49 and would in a heartbeat.
IAMGR0OT
You're in shape. Round is a shape
Martecles
More of a pear really
weaselswarm
Only "fuck no" for me would be going to Brazil, I'm surprised he didn't get stabbed on the way down
sjokoladenam
Its like that downhill skiing game where the bear catches up to you and eats you.
DrMaggot
I've been three weeks in Brazil and had no problem whatsoever
ICantSeeMyForehead
You're missing on a beautiful country, mate
Superchief86
I spent 10 days in Rio back in 2011. It was alright. Wandered the streets drunk at 3am once and didn't die. Had wicked shits the whole time.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
Or beheaded or set on fire
VirginAmericaInFlightSeatToSeatChatSystem
Let's play "Guess who's never been to Brazil?"
ICantSeeMyForehead
All of them
squip
So much of Brazil is a crime and disease-ridden shithole.
AchtuallyRetarted
This is just how they separate tourists from their wallet and families
TheUnapologeticCanadian
Two guys at the bottom mug him immediately.
UnicornCock
Not everywhere is Sao Paulo
evillaughter
Guaranteed that water was full of human feces.
MaahcB
And I've actually been to Brazil.
yellowtoolboxblackbag
They were waiting for him to hit the water.
ImLukeSkywalkerImHereToRescueYou
You can actually see the exact moment he contracts Zika.
morphis
Yes, when the guy pours the bucket of zika on him.
reynoldswrap03
Could you inform an uneducated Fuck such as myself as to what zika is?
Jusmar
Media hyped it as basically the next plague in mid 2015 through end of 2016(but forgot about it when trump started winning things).
Jusmar
Blood-borne disease spread by mosquitos, muscle pain/Rashes/fever for a week, possible immune disease(GBS), can cause severe birth defects.
Jusmar
https://www.cdc.gov/zika/about/overview.html
MinivanGuard
It's a virus commonly found in Africa etc. It's fairly deadly.
MinivanGuard
TIL i should stick to my areas of history and literature
gmdave
What? It is really not very deadly at all, it's like the flu. It's only deadly to fetuses, as pregnant women can have miscarriages.