It's my 12 cake day and I'm celebrating by planning a Halloween costume.
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Merry Christmas from my garden.
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Looking down the barrel of the weekend, not knowing what to do with myself.
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@TheWhyBunny and Pippin are part of the Mutual Admiration Society
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Morse Code: F-F-S--P-L-E-A-S-E -- A-D-O-P-T--M-E. As seen at the Ahwatukee PetSmart.
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I saw this on a Buy Nothing forum and it makes no sense.
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The wine has a good nose, hints of cat piss and 4 legs.
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Oh boy! Twister now makes bidets!
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Marshall Mike the hermit crab meets Pippin.
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I think the discount should be steeper for this particular item this year.
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I don't know why we are posting crabs, but I have a few.
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Merry Christmas from our menagerie.
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Intimidation level 9000. "Ya, I thought so." - Big Tortoise
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Xeriscaping in a weekend
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Greeting 2022 with Fear, Malice and Sloth.
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I had covid. Good news! I can donate my convalescent plasma every seven days!
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Ah yes, the old, support the police by defacing federal property maneuver.
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Make love, not war.
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Pandemic fashion.
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Can anyone translate what my Great-g-g-g-g-grandfather wrote in this German Lutheran Bible from 1817?
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Budge already.
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Orange is sus.
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Dogs play poker. Cats play pool.
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My child has been reading this fun comedy science book called, What If? by Randall Munroe that asks preposterous science questions. Ironically, we may be getting close to answering this one. Or not.
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My Christmas guardians.
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Latest notes from a friend on Covid-19
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One VR refuge a week (Part 1)
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The Vivarium of Sergeant Noodles
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You're a little short to be a plague doctor.
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Forever is such a strong word.
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My office has a model Cybertruck.
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My boys
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My mom just passed away and I found her old shopping lists. I can't stop laughing at her requests for unburned fuck toast and crap sticks. (French toast and Chapstick)
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I'm such a good mom. I got my kid an Antman action figure for Christmas.
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Apparently we die in six hours.
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Eleven year old's pumpkin...of course.
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I found the virus in my house. I had to Lysol everything.
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For when you only want to get a little sick....
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I Googled, "How to fade freckles," and this stupid picture showed up.
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I found this gem at Goodwill but I want to hear your captions.
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Boop.
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Organising. Getting ready for fall.
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Just doodling on a road trip. Perhaps this will go viral.
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My morning view from Ahwatukee, Arizona
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My cats now worship him as a God.
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This kid is going places.
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Two things are wrong here. Name them.
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A really uninteresting day in the life of a working mom/photographer
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Kentucky Derby & Star Wars Day?
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It's good to see characters from The Simpsons finding work.
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Never halfass anything son. Always whole-ass it.
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What a sweet deal!
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WTF did I just cough up???!?
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The Thought Police are watching.
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I demand service human!
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View from my home office in Phoenix
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This is Sacagawea. A.K.A. Sacky.
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