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Fun stuff.
SalmonMax
#1 "LOOK ALBERT, THIS HOGFATHER BUSINESS IS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT."
300Hectares1TankofKerosene
Fire dump today. Well done.
periwinklepanda
#43 I'm in this picture and don't like it.
I admittedly am almost more excited for the winter solstice than any of the other winter holidays. Looking forward to the days getting longer and the sun not setting at 4:30
DennisBoPetersen
#43 I would love to live in a place where the sun sets at 16:30 in the winter 😠here's 15:42 atm
CyanideBreathMint
#20
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Flareside
#8 my family used to do this. We found a tree one year that had 6 branches that were the same height as the top of the tree. They asked us if they should trim them and we told them no. When it was set up at home we hung heavy ornaments from each branch and they stuck out the sides like two feet. It was awesome and drove my sister nuts (bonus).
TheFastpaws
Imgur community is why I’m around this December.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
A delightful assemblage as always, DK. My thanks.
alyssaaac
#30
haveanupvotegif
Flareside
#32 no need to disappear, just delete them and exist. It helped me a lot.
deafkitten
Ye shall likely just delete account at some point. Save those memes ha.
cameloDancer
Felt this topical video error overlay from another post was perfect for a DK dump.
Steal away! Or down vote... I don't give a shit either way
profiledit
grovberg
#3 Every generation instinctively (but mistakenly) believes they invented whimsy and irony.
scaredshirtless
#3 Shrimps is Brits
ThankYouForYourTime
#30 it is SO HOT THOUGH
cantreach
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmFzdnNocTRiM2J5NGRqanZhZmp5eG42OW1kemVrOXh4cHhva24zdCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/we7TtLrGJFSjYgJv4T/200w.webp
ThankYouForYourTime
Yes girl
geraltofriva
#27
ElectricSlideOrchestra
Sitting here in the dark taking my morning shit and changed the TP roll by the light of a DK dump.
DarkSock
Poetry.
Poo-etry...?
CatPlanetQueen9000
Everyone: ok its Christmas time to put away the Halloween decorations
Goths: #1
apairofpetducks
I showed that pic to my husband and we went "Pretty dope. Wait a sec, I think you have all those things." We do indeed have a black Christmas tree and I'm almost certain I have the rest of the stuff too.
Looks like our spooky Christmas dial is getting turned up to 11 next year.
subject6661
#1 The welsh would like your location.
IHaveNoEyeDeer
#20 There’s a lot going on here. Like gen AI with Tourette’s
cryborg
#42 On the proletariat's backs
RevRagnarok
#20
baraseth
#34 uhh that's... that should be the opposite
VidaVita
Yeah... Lacking the skin in the game.
cryborg
deafkitten
Ha indeed. Fucking silliness.
synfinitehell
The Tom foolery never stops around here!
LewdLuteGoblin
2fligh2high
Omnimorph2112
Verruca salt grows up and daddy cut her off?
RevRagnarok
She seems fun!
profiledit
Happy Friday you Legendary bastard!
thebigbaka
#1
RevRagnarok
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#10 (deploys finger guns)
Sleepy360
My friend doesn't understand this one. Help?
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
Saying "see you next year!" around December is a corny joke, as the new year is only a few weeks/days away. I mentioned the finger guns since those are also deployed when a cheesy joke is said.
RevRagnarok
#28 WTF is this Temu Sean Connery crap?
pookieeatworld
Nah that's the ghost of Bob Vila. Pretty impressive considering he's still alive.
FckleberryFarms
TexMexHex
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Y3RobW5xYzNrcjg0aXZiZ3Y5MnAxd3QyNnhtMXQ3N2tidHVscXAxaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0HlwW7uBgB5PaKIw/200w.webp
JaceTiger
I was leaning more toward Wish Kenny Rogers
RevRagnarok
This meme has been around since at least 2018 based on a quick search
TomBrokaw
I'm just angry that those closet doors are going to hit the shelf every fucking time they're opened
RevRagnarok
No kids in that house, that's for sure.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#13 reddit came in clutch with a tip from a witness who spotted the Brown University shooter. Some random user who spotted him seems to have broken the case. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/brown-university-reddit-tipster/
IUpvoteFuturama
#3 🎵 We wish you a merry Shrimpmass, we wish you a merry Shrimpmass, we wish you a merry Shrimpmass... And a happy Shrimp year! 🎵
imakesoap
This the season for crustaceans falalalala-lalalala
technofiend
Yes, bring out the traditional cocktail saucenog. Also? The plural of shrimp is shrimp.
RevRagnarok
I wonder if it is like fish/fishes where if you have multiple species of shrimp...
DumptruckPixarButt
Shrimply having a wonderful Christmas time!
Mickstah
As an Aussie, Prawns are the number one thing I look forward to on Xmas day. Not even shitting you!
lozeldatkm
No, but probably shitting yourself if you're not careful with those prawns.
RevRagnarok
#13 as an elder tech guy, it's worse... I'll find the answer from a decade ago on Stack Overflow. And it was me who answered. ðŸ˜
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Regardless of how obscure your technology question may be, some guy with an Indian or British accent will break it down for you on YouTube
TomBrokaw
or "nvm, fixed it" MOTHERFUCKER HOW
ArchMagos
And once again, it was me. Only happened once. Now I document shit so thoroughly a clever 5-year-old could follow it.
mirria
the new version is a reddit comment with an answer .. removed/edited by Redact.
Capum15
It's honestly impressive at how *many* times that happens. And it's even more enraging each subsequent time.
lozeldatkm
Or...
Denvercoder09
You rang?
TomBrokaw
WHAT DID YOU SEE?!
RevRagnarok
Thanks for the PTSD!
RevRagnarok
@pikajane I warned you I stoled it ;)
pikajane
Lol what have I set upon the world
TripUpStairs
😂 good sport :)