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Aintnousernamesleftonthisbetch
Neighbors got a nice pool
headbrah
That boxer, "see what you made me do Lisa?"
szepasszony
#8 I am dreading the shedding
IceWeaselX
#9:
SoylentDean
#14 Car Wash Experiment number 2, status: complete. Results: inconclusive. Recommendations: Repeat, then return to licking windows.
8itacocati8
The Rottweiler in the hat look like he has special needs, but also like the most friendly dog on the planet
itseli
Hello hello hello *Count Olaf voice*
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
he does so much work and murder, why not do slightly different work and/or murder and actually get paid for his efforts instead
theSryCanadian
Flygirlgtomx
kraquepype
Maritimeman412
#8 JESUS MURPHY
sundaymondayhippyday
punger
/a/8Mn06 I made that into my (now old) profile picture ages ago
Timmy79
All those Samoyeds, it's like someone photocopied/Xeroxed a blank sheet of paper by mistake.
atarujun
When did the thing of writing / using many / several optional words begin / start? Very common presently / now.
Timmy79
In this case because some people may not be familiar with the very common US term Xerox, or indeed the word photocopy.
datpo
Susurus
Correct
UnemployedInGreenland
Damn, you beat me to It! Take your +1!
bakezzz
You like krabby patties don't you squidward?
VeryMoistTowelettes
dontcallmeplath
You thought it was doggo! But it me, Spooderman! Bamboozled yet again!
Frito4president
SquishRabbit
MrDinnertime
That cat looks very stressed :o how unfortunate
sundaymondayhippyday
Its Ok, It's not, apparently it was raised with dogs and grew up mimicking their panting
europenudist
Who turns on the shower and then leaves
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
people who hate california
gabiinunderland
I always have to run mine for a few minutes in the morning or else it's like being waterboarded in an ice bath. ( showers at 3 AM )
CatsandDnD
Maybe the water takes a while to warm up? I've lived in places like that and you really don't want to be in the shower when you start it up
Tinebra
Someone who have to wait to water to warm?
SinglePorVida
Every fuckin day and I live in the desert
Valrion
I see you too have experienced "the struggle." Cheers
Tinebra
Well, it's totally normal here into the retrograde country I live, so yeah, the daily struggle. *Brofist*
TheGrubinator
Guys who don't want their testicles to crawl up inside and die when their body gets hit by a freezing cold shower.
PumyraExplainsItAll
I love pushing my dog's nose up like that. It never stops being funny.
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Srirachabear
Hahahaha it should be a thing on here. I find it cute and hilarious! "Booped snouts" or something
dysiode
Oh, cool, I didn't know bats came in husky print!
earltea
#5 this is why you put the window lock on during a car wash silly human
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
that would only make farts *worse*
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
although I guess it protects against the initial reflex to open a window, and temptation to do it anyway once you realize you know better
HastiestHippo
#14 "I stand by my decision"
SinglePorVida
Fuck you for making me math. ????
MadAtreides
he looks so proud I wouldn't even be mad
shamstar
That last one of the German Shepard in the neighbor's pool made me smile. Lot's of the others too, of course. Great dump, OP!
TheWheelWeavesAsTheWheelWills
unappropriate
Dogs are the best people
dogsarethebesthumans
That they are...
unappropriate
You would know
guilhermedidi
The goodest
Mountaineer30680
Naw, dogs are much betterer than peoples. Can you imagine if doggos had opposable thumbs? When you're in a bar and see a good looking/
Mountaineer30680
2/woman, she wouldn't call the cops when I come up and sniff her butt. That chick totally overreacted, btw...
dysiode
That got weird quick...
Mountaineer30680
Yeah, when I try to be funny it comes across either terrifying or as a WTF? moment.
algavinn
Dogs are the only people (I am not a dog. On the internet, no one knows you're a dog. Which you're not. Stop looking at me. Pets are ok.)
CommonKush
This has nothing to do with the dump but i just found out that the plus key can be used to upvote stuff on PC
kalashairybabies
The volume control buttons on my laptop work for up/downvote & favorite... gets obnoxious when all you want to do is adjust the sound though
atarujun
On my machine every key is next nude.
poples
Did you know that minus = downvote and zero = favorite?
CommonKush
im an imgur rookie
dontcallmeplath
left and right arrows are next and back.
twurkle
How does the lady in #8 tell them apart?!
ASDFFDSAASDFASDF
dye them as puppies until they learn their names. once they've learned their names you just call them
AgolfHiller
Penis and nipple sizes
RetardedLobster
*concerns*
wiggis
Mother?
FlyingMonkeyButt
Corn dog hehe
siler7
What's up with people who can't spell "too"? Their lives must be so different.
SexCopFirePenis
NOT AS BAD AS THIS!!! THIS KIND OF SHIT IS REALLY IRRITATING!!! DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING!!!
taytomal
Not to different from everyone else!
atarujun
That and people who, put commas everywhere.
dontcallmeplath
Yes, commas are a pause. But, that's not to say, that every pause you make, while reading is supposed, to be a comma.
mayberyan
Now we know why window locks are a thing.
DefinitelyNotAShark
Why the hell would you leave your dog in the car during a wash? Here you're not even allowed to leave your kids inside.
TheFlyingTripleSpinningAtomicScrotumVaporizer
??? You just... Drive through the car wash.
Conflict
There are some where you get everyone out and some random dude drives your car through and a bunch of people wash it instead of a machine.
dysiode
No. Doesn't happen. That was a bad dream, Dan. IT'S JUST A DREAM, DAN. CALM THE FUCK DOWN. DAN.
TheThirteenthDoctor
Dude. Automatic car wash. They spray pretty colored soap to entertain the people inside the car.
dinobots56
It looks like you hit a unicorn. It is fabulous.
perriplatipus
There are car washes where everyone stays Inside the car as you go through it
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I've only ever seen car washes where you drive through with everybody in
rmiGod
They don't also clean it inside?
NGC5189
I think that paw print in the snow is from a cat! Not a doggo!
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IMakeBadPunsAndPostOtterGifs
Cats are basically stubborn doggos, so it's bamboozle free :)
Sp0oky
https://pics.onsizzle.com/you-thought-it-was-doggo-but-it-is-cate-bamboozled-4062102.png
Space2place
Maybe is a catdog
talkingtothepast
Oooooh I love reminiscing childhood. Thank you :)
SinglePorVida
I thought it was supposed to be ironic!!! Heeehee
cattywumpus
dog prints have claws. :)
CoolHandRK
I too remember that page in my Boy Scouts Handbook.
epicanna08
Totally
Fatalqueef
Good Job Detective Mittens!
bish43278
Oh no, fake news ...now we have fake Imgur!
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SilveringArt
Bamboozled again!!!!!!
LurKaiSen
Came to comment this, was not disappointed.
EssenSlug
Heckin
Jabbaaaaaaa
Yeah
ImmaNeedBoutTreeFiddy
Byørkin Cet
dirtyketchup
Also, is pretty sure that photo was already debunked as the owner pressed the cat paw into the snow just for the picture.
RosegoldEverything
..let us dream
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
Well dammit we cat have nice things.
KillerEMT
"You thought was doggo, but is actually CATTO! BAMBOOZLED AGAIN."
Khatvogel
Cate*, but you still tried
RetardedLobster
Trying is still better than prying -Confucius 1540 AD-
wiggis
Mother?
TheSunMotherfukerDoYouPraiseIt
Who's cate?
RetardedLobster
Becky's sister
gahzeeruh
i'll upvote any dog dump that i don't have to pick up after its done
DefunkMyJunk
Lol this comment is absolute gold. About 24K
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
ZachNanamus
Orchards
Haha! I just finished promoting child labor today and paid a neighbourhood girl $30 to pick up a winters worth of my dogs shit ????
sofiasaur
Pickup=repost? Is that why reposts are shit?
ottotravel
http://stories.barkpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/dancingnathanfinal.gif
datpo
firelow
I wonder if I could do the same...
UnemployedInGreenland
Genius. They came pre-fertilized!
Lemongello
Green paw
angryangrybird
Lol
DrSymphonic
When I was a kid I was able to launch our dog Luke's business two yards over. Neighbor I hated: "Whose dog keeps pooping in my yard?!!"
TrixiHobbitz
we had a wooded area behind our house. just scooped it up with a bagged hand and tossed it into the treeline
Cyberpope67
I just mowed it into mulch -- always had a lush & green backyard!
AParticularlyAverageWank
Ah yes, the good old dogapult, not to be confused with the venerable catapult.
wardenclyfe
Both pale in comparison to the shark trebuchet
TheSpeakerOfTheHouse
When I was a kid I had these gloves (cold winter) and as the weather warmed I kept using them. The neighbour kids stopped picking on me tho.
dickwrigley
This is beautiful.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
Lol my brother and I would throw them at each other with shovels
VodkaReindeer
Better than throwing rocks, believe me.
DrSymphonic
My brother tried hitting it with a bat once. Dog logs tended to stick to the bat or disintegrate on contact. Vaporized poop was messy!
ihatewarmpickles
Oh yeah, well my dad can beat your dad u..... Wait, sorry I got carried away....
JstAnothrLurkr
http://explosm.net/comics/3701/
IDidntKnowWhattoMakeMyUsernameSoIMadeThis
#5/#6 be very scared of pit bulls
kambojah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0ZxliBUvzA
Miridarna
Vicious, fierce pibbles. Much rwar. (Not even close, they're freaking furry marshmallows with legs)
kambojah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTAZ4yVf5zs
kambojah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0A3esu4Wfk
kambojah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnh2SYGDQ-0
kambojah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c1jFmYnzCk this one's loving it
kambojah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qg59mJY5Jo&index=22&list=PLfwp44zDSX_ulGdsgj79Px9HWCiI4Tgnz a whole playlist! +40 vids of attacks
NameUser10
You should ALWAYS BE mindful of pitbulls. It's in their "nature" to be like that. They were bred to fight. If they're raised correctly, they
NameUser10
Are OK. But if not, they can be very dangerous
dysiode
That's cool, where's your playlist of all the other dog breeds that have ever attacked someone?
Tater4049
A Pit Bull and his Rottweiler buddy killed a elderly woman and her dog today in OKC. The woman was actually decapitated during the attack.
doesntmatter
Source, please?
Tater4049
OKC local news. http://m.news9.com/story.aspx?story=35089316&catId=112032
doesntmatter
Thanks!
dysiode
Wait, the Pitbull was so badass he had his own Rottie?
Tater4049
Both dogs had open carry permits.
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Tater4049
They probably will. What's really sad is this isn't the first incident with these dogs.
metallicacid
*Nearly. And the story (on News9) didn't mention the other breed specifically.
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matthew9390
Thats a huge jump since dogs have no moral sense cause theyre incapable of it, humans know right from wrong even if theyre trained fighters
NameUser10
They were bred to fight so it's ALWAYS a good idea to be careful around them
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NameUser10
I'm not saying we should ban them. Pitbulls are great dogs. But unfortunately some people don't want to risk a stereotypically
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NameUser10
Well of course. If you do raise them right, they're GREAT dogs. They're really friendly. But others simply treat them like any other dog and
Honeybadgerlikesvalium
I was walking my two Jack Russells on leads in my local park, avoiding a group of pissed up louts when they were savaged by their pitbull
Honeybadgerlikesvalium
I blame the drunken owner who then shouted at me who said it was my fault and that his dog was always in trouble. If your dog is always in
Tater4049
It's almost always the owners treatment that leads to a dog's aggressiveness. They should be held accountable.
Honeybadgerlikesvalium
Trouble, regardless of breed you should put a muzzle on. I blame the scumbag owners.
metallicacid
Thank you for not being a backwards thinking twat. The responsibility should always lie with the owners.
Honeybadgerlikesvalium
Not the dog*
DrawingPirates
Wait what?
Tater4049
And it wasn't even the top story on the evening news. One dog was shot by police the other was ran over by a police cruiser. He's at the vet
igotbannedforpostingnsfw
Mind sourcing your story ?
bilateralunsymmetry
Or if you want a news source http://m.news9.com/story.aspx?story=35089316&catId=112032
bilateralunsymmetry
Not op but http://blog.dogsbite.org/2017/04/dog-bite-fatality-woman-dog-killed-by-pit-bulls-oklahoma.html?m=1
nigelandco
I hate that this sort of thing happens, but it's not just pitbulls and rottweilers. We must remember they are still animals after all.
Tater4049
So are Lions, Tigers and Bears. Oh my!
Liliidae
Not saying other dogs can't be dangerous, not saying pitbulls can't be sweet,but you never hear of packs of golden retrievers mauling people
DrawingPirates
But decapitated?! That's next level.
raidleadergutts
Well they ARE dogs. And a pit & rot for that matter.