Rolling a twenty was Stone Cold.
Nothing to see here.
Mating call to get a bird to fly up your bum
Newest member of my family. He needs a name, FP and top comment gets it, unless the User Sub top one makes me laugh.. Otherwise it might be Ichigo since he's kinda orange?
Working on boobs.
I'm a human weeeee
MRW he sticks it in my butt and I end up liking it.
Devon Larratt making The Mountain look weak.
How I view our presidential candidates using Slurm ball players
MRW my post gets taken down for being NSFW but there are more sexual gifs on the front page
MRW my sober friend tells me to stop drinking so much
When he nuts in your eye and you try to open it
8==D
Fuckin Automatic Cars.
MRW I get 225 upvotes and remember it takes 300 now to get to the FP.
MRW I just figured out I get fake internet points for comments on my images, not just upvotes.
MRW he prematurely cums in my mouth
MRW when he pulls out during anal
18 year old may break record for longest tongue..
MRW he's hitting it from behind and pulls out after not having sex for a year.
Learn from my mistakes young whippersnappers
Jordan Leopold was just traded to the MN Wild. His daughter wrote this letter to the coaches back in November.
Just curious who else is a fan, I went last Monday in MN
A good ol' fashion lip swap.
To all of you in user submitted, up-votes for everyone!
Today is a good day.
Since they just released the new Ninja Turtles trailer I thought I'd submit this. Just trying to enhance your experience.
MFW I don't comment on an image I see in User Sub and it's on the front page later that day.
John snow dinner party.. Best dinner ever.
Not really much of a confession bear, but I'm excited for my edit.
Just wanted to make a post about Ferguson.
Congrats User Sub, You Found Waldo.
Allegedly, this kids dad ran over all of his video games with a lawn mower.
The Halo trailer character looks like Nathan Fillion.
After two years of working here, this happened today. Fuck you corporate America. Time to get unlimited data on my phone :(
At least work is going by faster again!
Found this when I was computering on the internet. Talk about doing things the American way.
It's my 3rd cake day today, which means I've been single for 3 years.
Jokes for semi-intelligent people. Not trying to brag, but I totally understood a couple.
Okay ladies n fellas, its your turn again.
I think the following movies should be added to Netflix. Mainly because I want to watch them all again with good quality, not streamed online.
Anyone looking for a new "set" of irons?
Reposting this to piss off @sreds - Sorry for a gif meant for ants, but it's long and had to be under 5MB
Someone Pa-tricked out their ride.
I'm so excited!
World record for solving a 3x3 rubik's cube blindfolded
Someone missed the opportunity to call this Mearicle
I need your help fellow Imgurians
I'm such a idiot.
I'm aware this is most likely a re-post. But... I don't care. This is awesome.
I'd like to give a standing ovation to AnthonyCapo who just made this the best Thursday this week.
Just made this connection...
MFW I am approaching 100,000 reputation after two long years.
Started watching parks & rec @ work, MRW someone comes to my cube to talk.