MrBojanglesIsReallyAGirl
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Feb 21, 2018 6:57 PM
MrBojanglesIsReallyAGirl
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FP Edit: Made 'Most Viral' while staying home from work because I'm most viral.
zeiji
on of my favourite movies
megagout
Fun TSA fact, friend and I once traveled through 3 airports before realizing we had accidentally swapped IDs checking out of the hotel.
Jsupes
astrogeek
I understood that reference.
Calmpineapple08
They confiscated my nail clippers... And the store on the other side of security was selling them...
shiyal
Airport profits man.
JohnHiggins95
I see we have an Office Space fan.
ICraveStarDamage
dragonbolt
Man backpacks like that look kind of ridi-IS THAT STEEL BALL RUN?!?!?! I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I'VE SAID ABOUT THOSE PINS
meh0729
Aww shiet, I love Steel Ball Run.
MallenD
nyo ho
dxc25641
Tell him to go eat shit, Johnny!
MallenD
Pizza mozzarella Pizza mozzarella rella rella rella
TheNihilistsParadoxicalWashingMachine
They should make the minimum 37 pieces of flair. Like pretty boy Brian.
danlliot
FunctioningWorkaholic
For all who don't get it: https://vimeo.com/102830089
KirbsClickVillain
This comment section is full of all the ass hats that slow down the lines in the airport.
Gianttesticlemonster
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Sirshamrock
Really curious what your kids favorite FIDLAR song may be?
ImissLOST
I'm only counting 32 pieces of flair, not 33 unless they counted that button on the back pack as one
FunctioningWorkaholic
Oh, i got this reference! :)
hungoveratworkguy
SingleWhiteMonkey
FIDLAR!
2plus2isfive
Thank you for commenting that which I was too late to comment myself.
SingleWhiteMonkey
I'm bummed to say I have never seen them live (Always Sold Out)
2plus2isfive
I’ve never seen them either! Have you seen their video with Nick Offerman?
SingleWhiteMonkey
Now I've seen nick's dick...funny shit.
2plus2isfive
Hahaha you’re welcome!
squirrelinroad
Imreallynotok
seveah
I took a class trip to Washington DC after 9/11. Security joked about taking friend's snacks. He didn't realize it was a joke. Good times.
apathyisakiller
Yeah the tsa proof that the govt can pass anything, despite the response from the citizenship.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
What are you talking about? The TSA got overwhelming support at inception. SAme as the Patriot Act.
ShrubNinja
Yeah I'm all for poking fun at the TSA, but I'm definitely glad it's there.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
I, too, would like to sell you a rock. This one repels gorillas.
ShrubNinja
I'd sell you a rock that repels originality, but it looks like you've already got one.
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
3, actually. All my jokes have been replaced by meme templates and mediocre fanfic formats
apathyisakiller
Im too young to really remember the reception of the patriot act, but i assume it was barely noticed because of some big event.
ShrubNinja
It was the center of attention because it was a response to 9-11.
matthiasfactor
TSA is a bit of a joke here at Bush Airport. You clear TSA, and then can go eat a steak at Chili's and they give you a sharp steak knife.
Crowlands
But yet I read of a pilot who was stopped for bringing his own plastic knife, of the same type he'd be given for his meal, through security.
rovertbiggs
I was at the Toronto airport 3 yrs ago and a woman asked for a knife for her steak they said they couldn’t. She had to use a butter knife.
illegalacorn
*TSA is a bit of a joke
Mishn0
TSA is what we called "eye wash" in the military. It's functionless except to present the image of doing something. Like most gun laws.
Mackwop
And drug laws, but god forbid someone mentions them right? The evil jazz cigarettes will taint your children!!1!1
ropx
They actually give you a plastic knife. It makes cutting steak very hard.
Disgruntled3lf
TSA is a joke everywhere.
number1keeper
But those knives have been x-rayed to ensure they don't contain bombs. Or other knives.
LyraTheLycan
Is Chili's popular? This girl tried making a joke about Chili's on an online game, not realising that I as a Brit have never seen a Chili's.
alex5775
I don't know if they're popular in the "everybody loves them" sense, but they're all over America
StillNotYouTube
I like it, but the one by me is never very busy.
LyraTheLycan
I keep thinking it's like a Chimichanga
cavemans
Too be honest the knife rule isn't TSAs fault. They were going to let knives on again but the stewards union through a fit.
StillNotYouTube
I really upset that they got rid of the Chili's at MSP.
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Wait, wait, wait!! You have an airport named after Bush? That's not a problem to begin with?
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
Either Bush as president sucked arse! Eat me
Zahnradfee
Tsa is the goddess of birth and change.
Zahnradfee
https://orig00.deviantart.net/9a6c/f/2015/246/e/5/tsa_by_gaiasangel-d982yw9.png
bizarrelovetriangle
Hey fellow Houstonian!
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Hello fellow-fellow Houstonian!
sarabear
Ex-pat here, by way of conroe. Hey y’all! Eat some whataburger for me
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Done!
bizarrelovetriangle
Eyyyy! :D I keep trying to coordinate a hang out with fellow imgurians. We should all meet at a bar and drink together sometime.
yOuShOuLdPiCkAuNiQuEuSeRNaMe
Isn’t the point of being on Imgur to avoid human contact? ;)
bizarrelovetriangle
What can I say? I'm a walking oxymoron. I hate people but I love going out.
SoPhoKingWong
Who the fuck is Brian?
NZSheeps
Alice' brother?
Gianttesticlemonster
R3tr0P0tat0
boratpajama
I got randomly selected the last time i went to the airport. I was the first guest under 75, random. Right.
gman41750
I get “randomly” checked EVERY FUKING TIME!!!! Personally, I think they fuk with Vet’s. Especially Vet’s who handled ordinance.
emkev
They're not random. Myself and a friend, couple of white dudes, walk right through. Latino family behind us? Randomly selected.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I've been selected quite a few times and I'm a blonde-haired, blue-eyed woman.
NZSheeps
I think I saw that video
SprinklesMcNuttButt
Idiot
emkev
You're charming.
tothe9ines
He’s TSA. If you look at his previous comments, he defends them like a child defends their mother.
emilyvin
They stopped me taking a sewing kit on board (which was actually one of those little button repair things I may haver taken from a hotel).
pagodazoa
I was allowed on with those long metal nail filers, could def shank someone easy with one of them
annonymouse211
Yet I can take metal knitting needles on no problem
Swordguy
Just don't knit an Afghan.
JTechnopotheosis
i remember when the airline would GIVE you a sewing kit if you asked for one
TharrickLawson
My dad wasn't allowed his nail clippers. He was the pilot of the plane.
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
So he couldn't clip his nails while flying XD maybe his Co pilot complained
TharrickLawson
When he told me that story, he also pointed out that there's a fire axe mounted to the back of his chair
SlightlyMoreAppropriateUsername
Lol that is kinda redundant to take away his nail clippers then XD
Puffmax
Don't you know? Needles can be deadly
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Nerdygasm
I couldn't bring my nail clippers but I got to keep my crochet needles. I could hit the back of the inside of a skull if going through eyes.
Nerdygasm
But I'd better not get a hangnail while I do it or it's gonna ruin my damn day
minipancho94
gone through the courthouse several times with one of those credit card knifes. asked for the head of security after the 3rd time.
cavemans
Those knives don't really look like knives on the screens.
minipancho94
the real issue is i pointed it out on my way out once or twice and the guards didnt give a shit about them.
fistermatic5000
I got caught with a pair of hemostats that I use for fishing. "You can't bring your roach clip in here sir."
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
And yet I got a giant-ass gas mask filter on no problem.
bf3c
why would that be a problem? a gas mask (or any part thereof) is not dangerous.
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
Yeah, but the TSA lady screaming "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS" when it came up on screen did not exactly inspire confidence.
CaptainChinchilla
My husband got past TSA with a folding knife he forgot was in his backpack. They found it at the airport on the way back. Scary as hell.
FlatPlutoSociety
I once forgot that I had a Leatherman in my bag and found it while I was on the plane. Definitely opted to check my bag on the flight home.
Sharklaserspewpew
I once lost a knife in a backpack, lots of internal pockets, and found it months later after four flights
napalminthemorning
I forgot I had a 1L bottle of water in my bag and got thru SLC TSA no problem. Surprising
Durbs42
My father lost a knife about 3 years ago. Travels internationally about 6 times a year. TSA in Frankfurt found it two months ago.
TheAmazingBlahaj
possumattack
Username checks out.
Elonth
that character just screams i'm voiced by patton oswalt.
ceramicpear
MeisPip
Note to self never say good morning to tsa again
nivekrolyat
Don’t you mean... oh Ohhhhhhh
darksniperknight
Bring your own orange marker and dot the hell out of the pass?
StevieTheAussie
That just means more guys at once.
amyhadalittlepond
I see no issue.
Angylika
SammichBro
Consider this a divorce..... well, while the body’s warm
jokesironicdepressioncronic
Bitch pls you’ll never have my precious seed
SpikeSpiegeil
hehe
Angylika
Punderstandable
Where's that heavily cropped picture of Samurai Jack in full body armor saying no one will ever take his virginity.
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
listen up bitch if you don’t play the craft you can’t get the shaft
Un0riginalComment
Would Berry my dick in her
tothe9ines
This would be cute if the TSA weren’t a bunch of mildly retarded dipshits.
ThrowawayWristwatch
Mildly?
ChadAnding
watch 'Get Out' lol
SorenDragonHeart
I got stopped for extra screening one time cause the colored pencils in my bag looked to sharp.
tothe9ines
“You’re gonna need to dull those down please.”
ScumCommander
Is that what they said or what you think?
SorenDragonHeart
No, that's what the guy checking the inside of my bag told me after he'd pulled out my colored pencils.
2020Gamer
I think if you planned on taking over a plane w/ colored pencils, you'd probably not be deterred by how sharp they were.
2020Gamer
"Aw crap, periwinkle is looking a little dull today. Call it off, call it ALL off."
Mishn0
*too
HoCroBro
They had to swab my brand new Nintendo Switch because they thought there was explosives residue on the plastic
47MexicanWhoopingLlamas
I got stopped in Dallas for a labelmaker and multimode fiber optic cable.
Idownvotewhenyousayplus1
When they asked me if I had anything on me I said my boarding pass, I got patted down for that...
SprinklesMcNuttButt
Because it was in your pocket genius
ScumCommander
This.
Hammertulski
They have this delightful habit of telling you to do a thing and then screaming bloody murder when you comply with the request.
Hammertulski
"Laptop out of the case and in a separate bin. SIR REMOVE THE LAPTOP FROM THE BIN AND PLACE IT IN A SEPARATE BIN."
iburnstuff
I have to take a bunch of gear in carryon
iburnstuff
Still within limits but every time I fly TSA loses their head when I follow the directions on the signs.
Mishn0
Most of 'em are just guys and gals trying to enforce a bunch of mutually exclusive bureaucratic regulations.
Rystefn
Most of them are brain-damaged drop outs with no marketable skills, that's how they wound up going for the job in the first place.
Mishn0
Do you personally know any? I do. You're wrong according to what I've heard from the sources.
Rystefn
I do. I also know that they aren't allowed to hire based on merit, which is why they're mostly useless dropouts with no marketable skills.
SprinklesMcNuttButt
I guess you would know since your a TSA dipshit yourself
emkev
Wow dude, look at you get AGRO over the comments on this post.
tothe9ines
Found the TSA agent!!
SprinklesMcNuttButt
So because I fly a lot for business and I know they are here to keep us safe I am TSA? Dumbass
tothe9ines
Congrats on flying a lot, that sure is unique. They don’t keep anyone safe. It’s pretend security for morons like you.
SprinklesMcNuttButt
Says the moron
ScumCommander
Try being in their shoes.
acinonyxjubatus
Might as well, they made me take mine off!
HiddenSanity
Sure, they took mine.
graciegirl1994
I'd try that, but I can't wear shoes through security.
tothe9ines
Try being mildly retarded? I’m sure it’s tough!
SprinklesMcNuttButt
Not for you
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
It must feel awesome to annoy pineapples for the smallest reason!
ScumCommander
Not my job, just think it's stupid that so many people judge without being in that position.
Rystefn
The position of being useless idiots with a pointless job? They deserve to be judged.
ScumCommander
Sure thing man, apparently can't be rational with you.