It gets cold outside
My wife...
Tittle
Happy Thanksgiving from the Macy's day parade.
Hold my beer
This ass hole....
About to destroy my son...
When your cat is an asshole...
They need a corenor by the time the rescuers are done...
Now they need a coroner...
Diabeetus
Watch the shoe
Eye didn't see that coming
Ahhh.... Asia....
They fell for each other
Slap wrestling...
Found item
Wait for it...
Drugs are a hell of a drug...
Way to use your head...
Showing affection
He's going places... Not college, but places...
You have heard of women scissoring, but have you heard about men?
The warning sign only mentions arms and legs.
Severe wedgie
Gas is expensive...
Haaaa
Tis just a scratch...
Too much porn...
Drugs are a wonderful drug...
How to get chicks...
What the hell is going on down there cunts?
Of course she did...
My man...
EVERY... SINGLE... TIME...
What could go wrong?
Jerk
Take this asshole
Oops
She just wants to help...
Nothing could go wrong...
Boomer says she loves you
HANGRY
Clueless...
With a quart of milk...
Motherfucking KAZOO!!!
Wot?
Assassin's Creed monkey style...
Ugh...
My beloved Connecticut...
WTF...
That's what friends are for...