GrammaticalMisdirection
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Jun 26, 2017 10:45 PM
GrammaticalMisdirection
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DoctorDanielJackson
Were*
Turtleproof
This person likely survived and created 20 children even dumber than she/he is.
SuperFuzzyNipples
GIF took a while to start playing, and I was wondering "what am I missing?"and then I saw...
VAham
GlimpseOfCrabs
He was just trying to get nominated for a Darwin award
risenphoenix62
NR97420
I usually don't hope for death. But in this case, I'll make an exception.
Hannibalthegoat
Darwin is the real mvp
QuartzBeer
A friend worked for CSX. His biggest fear was that someday a school bus would do this.
Evergrey
*were. Why WERE you so dumb.
fizixx
Dude got off lucky on that one. If that had been a REAL train, it would have prob been much worse.
hobbitbandit
Because they are in a hurry to go no where they couldn't be five minutes later. Sometimes it gets them hurt or killed.
Scryptnotist
Overdue for training.
Surisuule
That driver needed to be taught how to drive again, retrained if you will.
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
I guess they'll need to be taught how to do a lot of thing again, not only drive...
blacksheepbaabaa
He's ded, no point retraining a corpse.
Lesbiansass
Aggressive stupidity should be more publicly allowed as like... something you may laugh at.
Hyperdetailednippleguns
How...how do you not see the big fucking train coming or still decide to keep going. What fuckery is this
AnswerLady
Idiotic car driver. Hope no one was in the passenger seat.
AshligatorMillodile
we have a bad corner near my house and ppl are always screaming we need more signs. well they put in a light and flashing symbol and u
AshligatorMillodile
guessed it... ppl are stupid and horrible drivers and it's still a bad corner.
ComeOnNSlam
The gif didnt start for me the first time, so I thought the joke was I was a dumbass waiting for a still picture
KZDM
Are you not into trains??
GoBearsGo
Has ANYONE ever seen the arms go down without a speeding train coming?? Yeah, me either.
scroggly
Fave part when they see the train and hit the brakes. As if breaking the law slowly is safer.
AlexxStratten
I just don't get what moves a person to be that stupid. What could posses a person to say lets go around this barrier it doesn't apply to me
RealNowhereMan
sosume
If only there was a sign or some kind of a warning this kind of thing could be prevented.
Scratchtherobotchicken
sad thing is, some people who do this end up complaining that "there was no warning" despite there being you know, warnings
FaFaFaFoolin
If only.
SunBrolem
Maybe with bars that block the road, with flashing lights and ringing bells.
gaelicstorm317
I fix and test crossing warning devices ... They only keep the honest alive
spli2016
You could not stop the stupid being stupid, even whatever you tried. And they will come back say you are wrong instead of them.
failsafe
GronkIsTheSoundAGronkMakes
Lights, a gate, whatever. Anything would have helped prevent this.
whimsicalsamurai
i fear angled lift gates are horribly inefficient on stopping idiot drivers.
kingdavidx
Hell, even something as small as some gray matter floating around in that bowl of stupid they carry on their shoulders.
thisaccountisnotentirelyjustforsmut
There weren't two brain cells to rub together for warmth and the last one died of loneliness.
invisiblemaniac
Obligatory greatest train safety song ever: https://youtu.be/IJNR2EpS0jw
blacksheepbaabaa
That song is so offensive!! My brother identified as a bee. But those bigoted bees executed him in cold blood.
hashbaz
The exact situation is in this song too, which means it happens too often. Also they made a pretty dope mobile game based on this.
Smallbrownrabbit
They did indeed. 5 yrs ago at least.
magerooster
Here we have the "some people shouldn't have driver's licenses" problem solving itself.
liltortatree
Yeah but the real problem is that there are lots of people driving without one
loganthomsen
The problem with strict car regulations is that criminals will still drive. So therefore we shouldn't bother legislating it /s
DarkSock
If only we could apply your common sense statement to the fucking Second Amendment
DarkSock
*lights fuse, runs away*
SWReefer
If only we applied that same thing to the first amendment
SWReefer
While we're at it, throw voting in too
cheeseisbea
Last year i worked as a traffic controller. We had to work at a busy train station because there was a festival. So the front squere 1/?
cheeseisbea
*square got blocked of with fences to prevent cars getting in the busy crowd. The square was empty between the train arrivals 2/?
cheeseisbea
So we could leave the fence (i had to stand behind the fence) to take a break. Suddenly i see a car going around the fence over 3/?
cheeseisbea
The side walk and he got stuck on the square. So me and a couple of cops asked wtf he was doing. He said he didn't see the fence 4/?
cheeseisbea
And wanted a compensation for getting his car stuck. We spend 30 min to get him out and he left with a ticket. People are stupid 5/5