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MaxxStrike
If Japanese the word is Tori. Chicken fried rice (Tori-Cha-Han)
iamthetardis
Was in Berlin, had to shit but for the word Toileten but remembered shieß so I asked "Where can I put my shit?". I successfully pooped.
AstroFallEntertainmentPressSec
That person actually followed him to the cashier?
brendantsui
In Cantonese chinese, the word for 'chicken' can also mean 'prostitute'
FisterMantastic
Yes.
MARCEROSSI
this reminds me... so many years ago.#we went to BigBear lake. Dad ordered a glass of milk..Frustration said: Cow juice! please, get it?
Placentaur
You know Jerry? Jerry is here.
funnnnless
That’s actually what you will do in in China and can’t find chicken
AGGRESIVEJAZZHANDS
I have tears.
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
He was more clever on the front page a day or two ago.
Wolfsleigher
Why is this the very first text you're sending someone?
Turbosword123
But how did he find the egg?
nickGpick
This is exactly how you learn language when you want to live in a foreign place. You you use what you know to circumvent things you don't.
MtWanahakalugi
Haven't laughed this hard in a while thank you!
TheHellbilly
Nice problem solving skills indeed.
SkyeMia
I understand the struggle...
repurposedschleem
Apparently if you do that with watermelon and say "where father?" you get shot by the police?
BattleMercy
I am amused, this is the wrong post for that comment, but you amused me, so
doctorbighats
He's looking for the chook but he can only find the goog
TwistMyNipples
He was actually working for PETA and wanted the people to realise what they were doing
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and eat their eyes
CloudyIncantations
Alright who rebooted the Tay AI
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He then proceeded to put down 2000 dogs
AlkeneThiol
In a delicious Sichuan sauce
TwistMyNipples
Its understandable
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definitely not unreasonable
kranchan
I like how the battery is both 70% and 79% charged.
GreasedPrimate
Screenshot within a screenshot.
stormtrooper412
and it's both 3pm and 10 am at the same time
siler7
Oh, please. Maybe in one of the GIANT REFRIGERATORS?
Sauroctonus
There tends to be a lot of them in supermarkets.
siler7
If somebody walks into an American supermarket and can't find chicken quickly and easily, the problem isn't about language.
Thewallace
I went to France. Needed toothpaste. Asked for dentil puree.
IDontWannaSay
"dentifrice". In case someone around wonders and is too lazy to Google. And has a bad breath under the Eiffel Tower right now.
Thewallace
Haha thank you! I'll remember it for next time.
amazingpants
Did it work?
Thewallace
Yes, after a brief moment of then looking very puzzled.
AstroFallEntertainmentPressSec
You didn't know how to say "toothpaste" but knew how to say "dentil purée"?
TyffiBoo
he could say teeth and he could say mashed
Thewallace
Haha I know 25% of the language at best. When in doubt try anything approximately close and people usually understand.
MrJimmyC
I would have just impersonated a chicken with my insane chicken dance moves.
sauerkrautsaft
yep the chicken Moves helped me once, the where is sliced bread Dance not ^^
MrRectangle
https://media.giphy.com/media/KJmORsw9VYFQQ/giphy.gif
mjloveslove
I heard about a Chinese guy who found a mouse in his hotel room but couldn't remember the English for mouse so he called the front desk and1
mjloveslove
Said "you know Tom and Jerry? Jerry is here!"
hummuslover84
Chinese guy without a smart phone.. I respectfully call bullshit!
Demenster
Burrshit*
Shamorza
You can never fully trust google translate. "Chicken" in Chinese can also mean: flying, movement, singing, wobbling and gay dinosaur.
FisterMantastic
We talking Cantonese or Mandarin?
Sogeking
I hate it when I'm trying to fry some chicken, I send people out for groceries and they come back with a gay dinosaur.
MrFancyUserID
"Chicken" in Chinese really means prostitute.
onlyhalfghost
in which "Chinese" do you mean, considering the only unified form is the written language?
SendMeOxygen
If you think that's awesome you should try getting a chicken in a supermarket in China
757Spike
That is a very intelligent person. Circumvent the problem.
bumholiday
The chinese are gonna eat us alive!
Yanov
I know I'd just try to imitate a chicken.
ekrubm
This is literally me speaking Spanish.
historyisradical
Once in France my Grand dad did a chicken impression for the employee
OriginaIPoster
The Compressed Horse
emstx
Donkey?
JustSomethingAboutEverything
AlbyKool
Pony?
BipedalSnake
Glue?
TheAnimalBehaviourist
Oh you!
GreatTeacherMichael
As an English teacher, I tell my students they should use methods like this if they don't know a vocabulary word.
Imthinkinaboutthosebeans
Yea except they try to do this for medical things on the phone and it's impossible to figure out what they mean
OriginaIPoster
I've done it myself in German.
MyNameIsCoolerThanYours
I considered myself bilingual when I realized I could do this. I may not know all the words, but you know what I'm trying to say
Dizzyjoe
It was this guy:
equinoxiq
Seeing this guy on the show is weird because he looks just like a girl I dated
aarhusianer
Where mother?
VoteMegatron2020
God dammit Jian-Yang, go back to your room!
adeliciousdonut
Don't worry you get 1 year free rent
FangornRoots
this is you as an old man. I'm ugly and I'm dead. Alone
Josh2001lm
Special occasion
fidlar4lyfe
"I eat.. the ????????????????"
sarzaya
Very resourceful.
BoDidly
Velly lesolsfur
AliziaLazuli
Now that's just razy lacism.
DustBunnys
BoDidly