OwMyChin
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I came across this. I doubt that this will make it to FP but I figured that I'd try anyways. Plus, I like handmade things.
Jun 12, 2016 6:40 AM
OwMyChin
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I came across this. I doubt that this will make it to FP but I figured that I'd try anyways. Plus, I like handmade things.
Petersv650
This is still shit posting
1TrueKingInTheNorth
God I fucking hate this community. You're all fucking losers, get a lofe
VerifiedGod
A knit tapastry of a nude
WickisnumberONE
SUCH A NURRRRRD OH MY GAWD ECKS DEEEEEE - fuck off.
ListenMorty
Do you really want a "nerdy whatever of your choice" that bad?
LeatherDaddyFishMan
That bad? OP just took a screenshot and uploaded it to imgur. Not like that's very hard
ThaiMaiShu
God I hate these
the12thletter
Let me guess, you're very unique and original.
Lobuttomize
Haha I saw the Star Trek movie #neeeeerd
usersubbordercontrol
So your post made it to fp but not mine? Gg
WhoDrWho
Ooo, I'd ask for the 4th Doctor's scarf. Good luck, OP.
Paigekitty
Ask her to do Wash with a kitty running a spear right through him.
volatiley
Why is Colonel Sanders in the notification bar?
Burritotacotime
H O L Y. S H I T.
the12thletter
Isn't that Johnny Walker?
StephenMoffatMustdie
Reminding you to lick your fingers good before swiping
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Did he ever wear a top hat?
shike
Nice to know i'm not the only one who check the notification bar ????
snowdemon
@catiethecookie you wouldn't happen to know how many missions are available in kingdom hearts unchained in NA
catiethecookie
No I don't sorry, still building my KH console empire!
snowdemon
Well if you want to play something like chain of memories on your phone play unchained
catiethecookie
I tried downloading it when the NA version was released but it wasnt compatible with my phone! RIP :(
Gavinfreeshugedumbstupidbritishnose
Ask for a dick sweater
ChakkaMofo
BrokenEverything
https://img0.etsystatic.com/057/0/9872716/il_fullxfull.711959896_4u9i.jpg
boogertown
Ask for a blowjob
TheAlbatrossFromTheMoon
Cringe
HalfPint13
Why? She's just a nerd. A nerdy nerd nerd McNerd pants. She loves nerd things and she does nerd shit. She's also probably soooo random.
catiethecookie
Hella random. You don't even know. ex three.
ChapIsMyFriend
lmao such le random much xD
RocketPropelledHighFive
cheez burger AHAHAHAH
DrWibbler
Fuck off
noooodontlookatmeee
I had to come back and downvote this
DrWibbler
Tough shit
FuckaMidget
was it worth it?
articulateme
Tiny Rick! Omg pleaaaase knit me a Tiny Rick!
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
Tiny Rick! I need to see this
catiethecookie
Do the thing, tag me for proof and if you succeed you shall have! Or pay me. Whichever :P
Marselinno
Git Rdy @catiethecookie
catiethecookie
I'm so ready
OwMyChin
That's dirty :P
FernandoRumdebum
I keep seeing these and all I think is "y'all are stalking people's profiles, it's weird, stop it"
LeatherDaddyFishMan
you're just jealous because you don't have a cool description
FernandoRumdebum
It'd be just my luck that I'd put something ridiculous and then get called to do it
kayleeriver
@catiethecookie knit me a firefly jumper <3
catiethecookie
lmao sure! <3
kayleeriver
I want Mal riding serenity like a bucking horse, wearing a cowboy hat. :)
TheMonsterWithinYou
Can we fucking not do this screen cap the bio and send FP trend again. It's stupid and not even remotely creative.
FuckaMidget
and no contact info. when i break 20,000 I'm adding Xmpp Texting info like @volatiley
HotSock
sorry, my one was fp yesterday although I did only ask for 10 upvotes..
Drougals
Did you take a rock in the end. It are you gonna let us down?
HotSock
Hey man it may take a while, but I'm gonna do it.
Drougals
I get it. hey can be Bricks sometimes
farwall
Ah yes, the FP, full of creative posts of famous women in not many clothes and porn actresses.
AncientSeraph
The main reason why I love the mature filter. With it on it's just reposts and political puffins.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Those kinds of posts can fuck off too but let's keep this kind of shit posting to a minimum as well
farwall
Indeed lets, I'm just saying the idea that the fp is a bastion of creativity is clearly rubbish.
TheMonsterWithinYou
I didn't say it was but I'm certain it'd be better with out shit like this.
Notalizardinahumansuit
Ask her for a dick sock with nathen fillions face on it.
MrBananaBeak
"...and all things nerdy!" https://media2.giphy.com/media/Nm3mS4RKOhteg/200_s.gif
IronicUsername
These are the worst kind of posts.
TheMagicalUpvoteFearie
If the person who made the bio delivers I think theyre fun. This post isn't, but the delivery one often is.
catiethecookie
Are you just butthurt cause I'll be delivering on OP's success? :P
IronicUsername
No. I'm "butthurt" because these posts are dull cries for attention.
Dordron
I read kingdom hearts, you've got my attention
razetherunner
i hope 3 is as fun as KH2 was. the story is awful and cheesy and i skip every single cut scene, and i dont care, its still fantastic to play
TheSassyUnicorn
It made me cry a few times, but I was 14 so maybe I'd feel differently now
razetherunner
"you won't disappear, you'll be whole!" still gets me a little bit. Roxas is such a better developed character than Sora, its ridiculous
micicle
Ask for a ball warmer.
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blitherypoop
There is (was) a German site that sold lingerie and fetish wear knit by grannies.
Kaler
a made to measure one!
Ryebread91
Of the dragon balls
astronomygeek7
But does it actually work? I've always been curious about that.
FuckaMidget
a tongue?
Crimpwithyourthumb
Honestly though, something that encompassed the balls and shaft. That'd be super comfortable, just not wool
FuckaMidget
you should try non-cotton boxer briefs... but cotton if you want sweaty balls
Theelectricw0lf
"Home is where the ball warmer is"
MuttMcborkwoof
Nut coozy*
IAmAwayInTheOcean
Willie warmer
Brokiff
http://media.creativebloq.futurecdn.net/sites/creativebloq.com/files/images/2013/05/bigball.gif
ChakkaMofo
LariCheltsy
A banana hammock with complementary grape smugglers
catiethecookie
@OP we at the front page yet?
LongGreasyDick
Make him my username
PeePeeHead
Yeessss we are buddy
StumpyGwumpy
Now make him a drunk giraffe riding a bike
KillahQueen
Make him a giraffe modesty sock
catiethecookie
Well we did discuss giraffes. This one is on OP tho :P
AashUnce
Someone who loves Kingdom Hearts :D woo
catiethecookie
Yaaaaas ;)
CreeperkillerDC
Same, am sitting listening to the soundtrack now... the memories...
hdvk
Yup
aquarium
yessss
HelpImTrappedInUserSubAndICantGetOut
Thought I saw this one on the front page a few days ago, how many of these things do you have to make? (Cos I totally want one!)
catiethecookie
Lmao this is the first time someone has found my bio!! I'm making one thing so far though depending on time i might make more :)
catiethecookie
PM me if you want a something (you'll need to pay me tho cause resources are not cheap hahaha)!!
Ardencroft
Make him a cunning hat like Jayne's mom made for him.
catiethecookie
Do you know how much I would fuckin love to make one of those?
PoliticallyIncorrectAndSoIsYourMom
DO it! Everyone secretly wants Jayne's hat. "A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he's not afraid of anything." I want one
Ardencroft
catiethecookie
pay me! :P
PoliticallyIncorrectAndSoIsYourMom
How much?
pineapplesunderpants
@OP forgot to tag, I gotcha. @catiethecookie
StorageB
OP could not follow simple instructions. Does not deserve this.
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I think OP might've been waiting until it hit FP so as to not waste her time. But that's just my assumption.
OwMyChin
Your assumption was correct! +1
pineapplesunderpants
That makes too much sense to my drunk brain.
unknownusernamenotknown
Profile name on point.
catiethecookie
And so I wait.
Rivalyn
Well, it's in Most Viral now, since that's where I found it.
IAlwaysBakeMyTaters
Lol
blueskies85
So what you making for @OP?
OwMyChin
I messaged her to discuss the options. We'll see how it goes!
blueskies85
@OP @catiethecookie ..I love it when a story comes together :) Look forward to seeing the results!
catiethecookie
Will definitely post when im done!! :)
catiethecookie
They haven't let me know yet but I'll let you know!
IAmTheBob
@OP
TheWonderfulWizardOfOs
I vote for a Tiny Rick
TonyPaws
Dot for pride and for being notified later.
Brizky
Could you make a gallery showing how you made it?