TonyPaws

10824 pts ยท June 16, 2015


If life gives you lemons, absolutely do not make lemonade, you also need sugar and water, you can trade the lemons for better gear and ammo. Not back to life, though; she made it clear that she doesn't want them anymore (Yes, it is a she because in my native language its grammatical gender is feminine. btw, this is a bios, I should probably talk about me more. I am a...nah, I'm too boring.). However, if you have the additional resources for crafting lemonade, feel free. I recommend replacing the sugar with honey as often as you can. Also, did you hear that some people use lemon peels in boiled water for the lemon taste in the lemonade...or something? Weird. I guess if life doesn't give that many lemons, you need to be creative - keep that other delicious piece of lemon for fish (putting juice over dead ones for food. Do not feed your fish lemons. Or feed your fish a lemon. I'm not your boss...or am I?)(I'm not.). Man, I've seen people putting lemon juice over rice with milk "so it doesn't have a bland flavour". No, it has an amazing flavour that you can compliment by adding cinnamon...or...sugar...or...more milk? I don't know, I'm not a cook. Also, I haven't seen any works from the English speaking community including rice with milk. Do you have rice with milk? I will be seriously disappointed if any of you haven't eaten at least once this simple but magnificent dish...or bowl? Told you, I'm not a cook. I just know we eat this in Romania (dammit, I said something about me) and it's delicious. Well... I've kind of run out of things to write... Whatever, I'll think of something stupid sometime. How I said, Romanian citizen, consider myself a factory of sometimes good creative writing and mindless talking. Also, not a cook.

Ah, another amazing update from Tumblr for iOS

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Damian From OK Go But you already knew that

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Google UK 'n' stuff

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Oh, hi Google UK.

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That's so nice...oh

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'Title Not As Good As The Top Comment'

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Redditors

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Titley title

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Rubbish Title (OC)

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<insert funny reference here>

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I just found this and people don't think it's as funny as I do.

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