Mar 18, 2022 8:45 AM
vidadobl6
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sjm127
Not one comment mentioned Thailand
wazscience
This is the asian lockpicking lawyer, and here I will show you how to break out of prison...
wolfeskitchen
He's in jail because he won't wear his mask over his nose
wobblecopterrrr
Pretty easy to break with pretty much anything kinda hard, fits through the hole, and long enough to get some leverage…
reavermonkey5
Ahaaaaha, that's really good Jim, still executing you tomorrow though.
thaGh0stD0g36
Pride of Georgia- must be a grad student
G081
another bulldog fan in the clink
TheobromineAddict
Great, now nobody in prison can wear a belt.
NergalJester
Go Bulldogs!
Treblaine
Lockpicking Lawyer face reveal!
Bpdrummer
Go dawgs
BadAtGuitar
"Georgia Bulldogs" on his shirt, no less. Yeah, that tracks...
aap71
you KNOW it's fake by how SLOW they linger and delay! this wouldn't work anyway
cyounghmfce
Locksmiths hate him because of this one simple trick !
BryanTenn
Go get some beer and return. https://www.therogersvillereview.com/news/article_35e681df-78db-530b-bd6e-e6c135536893.html
petety
And this my friends is why we have the Fifth Amendment
2B4U
Check the relationship between the prisoner and the guy who chose that lock
jridley
Stop buying Master Locks. They're as secure as using a shoelace.
Decoyape11
I don’t think he’s a real Bulldogs fan.
RabeMeansRaven
Anyone else notice that these cells are individually locked? Wonder what the news headlines will be if there's a fire.
freckledkink
Probably none as it's in a country with horrible prison conditions anyway and we only hear about how bad it is if a tourist gets put in...
Although America is on that list now, so...
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Apparently he wasn't in for littering.
Because then they would have taken his wallet AND his belt.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Don't they confiscate the suspects' belt?
Tarmaccian
For demonstration purposes, it’s easier to just use a belt than actually tear a strip off a shirt.
MrJar
Yes and shoe laces. Source: Was in county jail in the 90's, we had to layer and twist toilet paper to tie and keep our Jnco's held up
marthafarquar
As my grandfather used to say "a padlocks only use is to preserve the honesty of honest men"
xantous4201
The version I heard: "A Locked door only keeps an honest man out"
notacobra
A padlock literally just exists so somebody will steal something else that's easier to open.
FallingStar7669
I've heard shit like that before. "Honest men" don't need their honesty preserved. A padlocks only use is to slow dishonest men down.
GadenKerensky
It's mostly a matter of convenience. Most potential thieves aren't going to bother if presented with the mildest obstacle.
Choiced
To convince dishonest men to pick an easier target*
Betterbecauseofthem
But... Why show the guards?
Because when your job is to review and improve prison security, that’s kinda expected.
Blake242
To avoid being beaten and starved ...as much
Gruntingonomatopoet
That's exactly what I thought too.
HotshotRobot
My guess is he broke one, got caught, and they said “we won’t punish you as bad if you show us how you did it.” When they threw him back in.
zsuzsicica
Aaaand the other inmates also beat him.
ScaryB0ats
He learned that at the University of Georgia.
sturmhard
I don't know why, but I always imagined the LPL differently.
IAmTheToastyOhs
He does have a video about this using wrenches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSSA5ot0tA
RalphH
That is his brother, the Lockpicking Prisoner.
He's not as good as his brother... hence the name.
SegyeJibae
AutoBat
He's just providing counsel then leaves when he wishes
firefighter26
I don't think that's the belt him and Bosnian Bill made.
Billis75
This must be the gif that made Bosnian Bill retire.
hoopsnek
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majortool
Accurate. Unless it's his third roll.
ProppaGanda
Right out of jail
jfitz
Remind me where this is from.
Goarath
Parks and Rec
Targe0
So double jail then? Doesn't that mean they can go free because you can't go to double jail.It's like dividing by 0 you just can't do it. /s
SpaceSpeed
MyharothS
justplainvanilla
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Ohmy.gif
IAintAfraidONoGhost
how usefull is an 18 inch shaft if you can only shove 6 inch into the hole
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
I... I can't breathe. +1
JimmySpacemans
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tKnjFwleU
SoopahFly
Chonky boi
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube if anyone wants the source.
redpandabanana
I love his videos but I’ve never seen this one
AlexSomething
His April's Fools videos are always choke full of innuendos/ double entendre. Great stuff.
lildog21
Ex's back door and wife's beaver XD
Usainbold
cardinal29
Fucking hilarious
Jordan7831
Lmao
Deadpool854
TheElusiveEnchilada
SleeperSix
OMG she is so adorable.
massholesome
Indeed!
AJ2071
Oh my sides ? - how have I never come across this before
thescyllaandcharybdis
It’s so disappointing he is a Ben Shapiro fan
He's a very clever guy, I love that he had a good mix of serious videos and dry wit comedy ones.
kibje
I thought he did only the one joke per year on April fools
He does a lot of dry sardony as well, like when people send him challenges and so on.
Radioactiv369
I think he did a valentines day one loads of innuendo on that day.
TwoStupidDogs
I get it.
Fransje26
surroundedbystupid
I did not see that coming
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Good reason why physical access to the locking mechanism shouldn't be possible from the inside of the cell.
AngryGraphicDesigner
I would think this a no brained, but clearly not
PimpinKen
Agreed, though I think the deterrence is less the lock and more the 49 other locks he would have to pick without being seen
That's just speculation.
DontTazeMeBrah
Harry Houdini: "And I Took That Personally"
KarlderMarder
Or why they shouldn't keep belts
six187
Or keys
GiantSquanchy
Also so they don't do the thing that Epstein definitely didn't do
AmotsEinhorc
Silverbananahorse
That may be why they give them belts, unfortunately
That too, though if properly motivated to escape, it could probably be done with a good pair of pants, maybe even shoe laces.
DangerousNoodle
Underwear too?
Especially underwear!
DigYourselfBaby
Oh, hi! How's that whole "deleting my account now" thing from 13 hours ago going? :)
Nivvi
Thats what you get for buying cheap shitty padlocks that can be opened with two paperclips
sometimesmisinformed
So.... all master locks then
candle340
Most padlocks are like this, even the expensive ones. Check out the Lockpicking Lawyer on YouTube
I watch him from time to time, he is in his home by his workbench with all the tools he could need. Put him in prison with nothing.
Sensiblyinteresting
According to the lock picking lawyer they are almost all cheap and shitty
harpti
Although I do think more highly of the UGA educational experience now…
LieutenantCorporalFakename
Almost all padlocks can be opened with lockpicks. Warded locks are closest to unpickable (still possible, but horrible to do). >>
LockSafe
Warded locks are VERY easy to pick. Disk Tumbler (like Abloy) are tricky, maybe you've confused the two?
https://www.lockpickworld.com/pages/lockpicking-guides-types-of-locks-and-how-to-pick-them //
Lock Picking Lawyer opens up ALL the locks. Cheap, expensive, doesn't matter
Nizedk
Check the bowley lock. Him and Bosnian Bill couldn't get past it.
DMSledge
Not all of them. He has a list of ones he can't open
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swellguy18
I mean sure if a person is completely free, but in prison you want one that's very difficult to break with easily acquirable materials.
Or at the very leas one that can't just be popped open with a bit of force like this one.
PandaWaffleking
Locks are to keep honest people out.
Eh, locks serve as a deterrent. They're not there only to secure. They're there to delay, confuse the stupid, and make noise breaking in. 1
They work very similar to IT security. All those things are true for password grants too.
I guess I should have said the uninformed or those lacking specialized knowledge rather than "the stupid". Bit unfair.
PunIshErnest
Yeah and it is by design. Unbreakable lock is security risk by itself. You lose your key/password and suddenly you can't access what's in.
wa27
Lots and lots of prisoners would disagree.
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, if all the guards took a long weekend at once, I suspect they wouldn't like the head count when they got back.
9/10 Prisoners recommended this lock. On an unrelated note 1/10 Prisoners are on the pay roll. /s
This is true in the wild, because it assumes they have the freedom to gain the information and tools needed. Prison conditions are a little
Different, but are still bolstered by the monitoring and guard presence, rather than just the locks.
GenXHippie
Watch The Lock picking lawyer and you will realize that’s more locks than you’d feel comfortable with.
KillerTofu615
Last I heard, he's a member of TOOOL, which some of their lectures teach you how to make improvised picks. Doesn't take much.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Hi, its me LPL and today we are going to pick the lock at guantanamo ba....ghrblll bblrrlv! Oh god stop drowning m bvblbbb.
Nono they all have fun in Gitmo club, all the most fun activities
Spacebandit
Have you ever seen LPL? Even a deadbolt could be picked, potentially. It's more the other 49 he has to pick without being seen that deters
TheSlackerKing
deadbolts can easily be picked. I pick the one for my apartments laundry room because they sometimes lock my clothes in, then I re-lock it
Yea, but its a bit more difficult when you have to reach around bars to try and reach the lock only to find its on a weird angle, cuz bars
whatsisname
I'm pretty sure prisons would normally ensure prisoners don't have the tool Bosnian Bill and LPL made.
The tool is handy, but at the end of the day it's just lever operated picks built into a tensioning tool, right?
bill4935
That's why I have six locks on my door, but only three are ever locked. As LPL goes down the list, he's locking half of them as he goes! Ha!
imabigasstree
Thats incredibly clever
If the picker knows which direction to turn each one, they won't lock any accidentally.
Except you have to turn counter clockwise to lock. I would expect even someone using a key would know the difference
0x0017
When in doubt, buy Abloy, can't go wrong with them
heck27
I have one of the newer ones on my front door, haven't tried picking it. The word on the street is that the older ones are pretty pickable.
...Not that I pick locks as a hobby or know very many criminals, word of mouth by friend who does know some.
Is it a schlage keyway or a more paracentric european keyway?
Overall totally different design, uses disc tumbler
Oldest Abloy model, which is over century old, is "pretty pickable": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBswObFQfM
Basically even this is pick resistant enough for your home, though these are for garden sheds. The newest protec 2 is unpickable so far
I actually have one of those, too. Only used to protect my bicycle, and you'd need to pick the front door of the rowhouse "warehouse" too.
At least no one has provided proper proof that they are able to pick the protec 2, only shady youtube videos
Padlocks are only there to keep honest people from stealing.
NoGunsNoCats
Europeans carry ID cards so that innocent people can be properly identified.
There some padlock that even dishonest people will have hard time with tools, inmate with a strap wouldn't be able to crack it
dffksh
Abloy PL362. Shakle pull 100 kN, twist 2500 Nm and 20000 differs. Good luck with that.
evetsabucs
$350 invincible padlock gaht DAMN!
subparsubpoena
This is the LockpickingLawyer and today I have for you the Abloy PL362...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6iMmCSayBQ
sjm127
Not one comment mentioned Thailand
wazscience
This is the asian lockpicking lawyer, and here I will show you how to break out of prison...
wolfeskitchen
He's in jail because he won't wear his mask over his nose
wobblecopterrrr
Pretty easy to break with pretty much anything kinda hard, fits through the hole, and long enough to get some leverage…
reavermonkey5
Ahaaaaha, that's really good Jim, still executing you tomorrow though.
thaGh0stD0g36
Pride of Georgia- must be a grad student
G081
another bulldog fan in the clink
TheobromineAddict
Great, now nobody in prison can wear a belt.
NergalJester
Go Bulldogs!
Treblaine
Lockpicking Lawyer face reveal!
Bpdrummer
Go dawgs
BadAtGuitar
"Georgia Bulldogs" on his shirt, no less. Yeah, that tracks...
aap71
you KNOW it's fake by how SLOW they linger and delay! this wouldn't work anyway
cyounghmfce
Locksmiths hate him because of this one simple trick !
BryanTenn
Go get some beer and return. https://www.therogersvillereview.com/news/article_35e681df-78db-530b-bd6e-e6c135536893.html
petety
And this my friends is why we have the Fifth Amendment
2B4U
Check the relationship between the prisoner and the guy who chose that lock
jridley
Stop buying Master Locks. They're as secure as using a shoelace.
Decoyape11
I don’t think he’s a real Bulldogs fan.
RabeMeansRaven
Anyone else notice that these cells are individually locked? Wonder what the news headlines will be if there's a fire.
freckledkink
Probably none as it's in a country with horrible prison conditions anyway and we only hear about how bad it is if a tourist gets put in...
freckledkink
Although America is on that list now, so...
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Apparently he wasn't in for littering.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Because then they would have taken his wallet AND his belt.
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Don't they confiscate the suspects' belt?
Tarmaccian
For demonstration purposes, it’s easier to just use a belt than actually tear a strip off a shirt.
MrJar
Yes and shoe laces. Source: Was in county jail in the 90's, we had to layer and twist toilet paper to tie and keep our Jnco's held up
marthafarquar
As my grandfather used to say "a padlocks only use is to preserve the honesty of honest men"
xantous4201
The version I heard: "A Locked door only keeps an honest man out"
notacobra
A padlock literally just exists so somebody will steal something else that's easier to open.
FallingStar7669
I've heard shit like that before. "Honest men" don't need their honesty preserved. A padlocks only use is to slow dishonest men down.
GadenKerensky
It's mostly a matter of convenience. Most potential thieves aren't going to bother if presented with the mildest obstacle.
Choiced
To convince dishonest men to pick an easier target*
Betterbecauseofthem
But... Why show the guards?
Tarmaccian
Because when your job is to review and improve prison security, that’s kinda expected.
Blake242
To avoid being beaten and starved ...as much
Gruntingonomatopoet
That's exactly what I thought too.
HotshotRobot
My guess is he broke one, got caught, and they said “we won’t punish you as bad if you show us how you did it.” When they threw him back in.
zsuzsicica
Aaaand the other inmates also beat him.
ScaryB0ats
He learned that at the University of Georgia.
sturmhard
I don't know why, but I always imagined the LPL differently.
IAmTheToastyOhs
He does have a video about this using wrenches. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBSSA5ot0tA
RalphH
That is his brother, the Lockpicking Prisoner.
Treblaine
He's not as good as his brother... hence the name.
SegyeJibae
AutoBat
He's just providing counsel then leaves when he wishes
firefighter26
I don't think that's the belt him and Bosnian Bill made.
Billis75
This must be the gif that made Bosnian Bill retire.
hoopsnek
majortool
Accurate. Unless it's his third roll.
ProppaGanda
Right out of jail
jfitz
Remind me where this is from.
Goarath
Parks and Rec
Targe0
So double jail then? Doesn't that mean they can go free because you can't go to double jail.It's like dividing by 0 you just can't do it. /s
SpaceSpeed
MyharothS
justplainvanilla
LongCommentChainAppreciator
Ohmy.gif
IAintAfraidONoGhost
how usefull is an 18 inch shaft if you can only shove 6 inch into the hole
ToxicIndigoKittyGold
I... I can't breathe. +1
JimmySpacemans
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-tKnjFwleU
SoopahFly
Chonky boi
NoUserNamesLeftToChooseFrom
Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube if anyone wants the source.
redpandabanana
I love his videos but I’ve never seen this one
AlexSomething
His April's Fools videos are always choke full of innuendos/ double entendre. Great stuff.
lildog21
Ex's back door and wife's beaver XD
Usainbold
cardinal29
Fucking hilarious
Jordan7831
Lmao
Deadpool854
TheElusiveEnchilada
SleeperSix
OMG she is so adorable.
massholesome
Indeed!
AJ2071
Oh my sides ? - how have I never come across this before
thescyllaandcharybdis
It’s so disappointing he is a Ben Shapiro fan
notacobra
He's a very clever guy, I love that he had a good mix of serious videos and dry wit comedy ones.
kibje
I thought he did only the one joke per year on April fools
notacobra
He does a lot of dry sardony as well, like when people send him challenges and so on.
Radioactiv369
I think he did a valentines day one loads of innuendo on that day.
redpandabanana
TwoStupidDogs
I get it.
Fransje26
surroundedbystupid
I did not see that coming
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Good reason why physical access to the locking mechanism shouldn't be possible from the inside of the cell.
AngryGraphicDesigner
I would think this a no brained, but clearly not
PimpinKen
Agreed, though I think the deterrence is less the lock and more the 49 other locks he would have to pick without being seen
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
That's just speculation.
DontTazeMeBrah
Harry Houdini: "And I Took That Personally"
KarlderMarder
Or why they shouldn't keep belts
six187
Or keys
GiantSquanchy
Also so they don't do the thing that Epstein definitely didn't do
AmotsEinhorc
Silverbananahorse
That may be why they give them belts, unfortunately
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
That too, though if properly motivated to escape, it could probably be done with a good pair of pants, maybe even shoe laces.
DangerousNoodle
Underwear too?
SterlingArcherSecretAgent
Especially underwear!
DigYourselfBaby
Oh, hi! How's that whole "deleting my account now" thing from 13 hours ago going? :)
Nivvi
Thats what you get for buying cheap shitty padlocks that can be opened with two paperclips
sometimesmisinformed
So.... all master locks then
candle340
Most padlocks are like this, even the expensive ones. Check out the Lockpicking Lawyer on YouTube
Nivvi
I watch him from time to time, he is in his home by his workbench with all the tools he could need. Put him in prison with nothing.
Sensiblyinteresting
According to the lock picking lawyer they are almost all cheap and shitty
harpti
Although I do think more highly of the UGA educational experience now…
LieutenantCorporalFakename
Almost all padlocks can be opened with lockpicks. Warded locks are closest to unpickable (still possible, but horrible to do). >>
LockSafe
Warded locks are VERY easy to pick. Disk Tumbler (like Abloy) are tricky, maybe you've confused the two?
LieutenantCorporalFakename
https://www.lockpickworld.com/pages/lockpicking-guides-types-of-locks-and-how-to-pick-them //
cardinal29
Lock Picking Lawyer opens up ALL the locks. Cheap, expensive, doesn't matter
Nizedk
Check the bowley lock. Him and Bosnian Bill couldn't get past it.
Nivvi
I watch him from time to time, he is in his home by his workbench with all the tools he could need. Put him in prison with nothing.
DMSledge
Not all of them. He has a list of ones he can't open
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[deleted]
swellguy18
I mean sure if a person is completely free, but in prison you want one that's very difficult to break with easily acquirable materials.
Targe0
Or at the very leas one that can't just be popped open with a bit of force like this one.
PandaWaffleking
Locks are to keep honest people out.
swellguy18
Eh, locks serve as a deterrent. They're not there only to secure. They're there to delay, confuse the stupid, and make noise breaking in. 1
swellguy18
They work very similar to IT security. All those things are true for password grants too.
swellguy18
I guess I should have said the uninformed or those lacking specialized knowledge rather than "the stupid". Bit unfair.
PunIshErnest
Yeah and it is by design. Unbreakable lock is security risk by itself. You lose your key/password and suddenly you can't access what's in.
wa27
Lots and lots of prisoners would disagree.
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, if all the guards took a long weekend at once, I suspect they wouldn't like the head count when they got back.
Targe0
9/10 Prisoners recommended this lock. On an unrelated note 1/10 Prisoners are on the pay roll. /s
BishlamekGurpgork
This is true in the wild, because it assumes they have the freedom to gain the information and tools needed. Prison conditions are a little
BishlamekGurpgork
Different, but are still bolstered by the monitoring and guard presence, rather than just the locks.
GenXHippie
Watch The Lock picking lawyer and you will realize that’s more locks than you’d feel comfortable with.
Nivvi
I watch him from time to time, he is in his home by his workbench with all the tools he could need. Put him in prison with nothing.
KillerTofu615
Last I heard, he's a member of TOOOL, which some of their lectures teach you how to make improvised picks. Doesn't take much.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Hi, its me LPL and today we are going to pick the lock at guantanamo ba....ghrblll bblrrlv! Oh god stop drowning m bvblbbb.
Nivvi
Nono they all have fun in Gitmo club, all the most fun activities
Spacebandit
PimpinKen
Have you ever seen LPL? Even a deadbolt could be picked, potentially. It's more the other 49 he has to pick without being seen that deters
TheSlackerKing
deadbolts can easily be picked. I pick the one for my apartments laundry room because they sometimes lock my clothes in, then I re-lock it
PimpinKen
Yea, but its a bit more difficult when you have to reach around bars to try and reach the lock only to find its on a weird angle, cuz bars
whatsisname
I'm pretty sure prisons would normally ensure prisoners don't have the tool Bosnian Bill and LPL made.
BishlamekGurpgork
The tool is handy, but at the end of the day it's just lever operated picks built into a tensioning tool, right?
bill4935
That's why I have six locks on my door, but only three are ever locked. As LPL goes down the list, he's locking half of them as he goes! Ha!
imabigasstree
Thats incredibly clever
LieutenantCorporalFakename
If the picker knows which direction to turn each one, they won't lock any accidentally.
PimpinKen
Except you have to turn counter clockwise to lock. I would expect even someone using a key would know the difference
0x0017
When in doubt, buy Abloy, can't go wrong with them
heck27
I have one of the newer ones on my front door, haven't tried picking it. The word on the street is that the older ones are pretty pickable.
heck27
...Not that I pick locks as a hobby or know very many criminals, word of mouth by friend who does know some.
KillerTofu615
Is it a schlage keyway or a more paracentric european keyway?
0x0017
Overall totally different design, uses disc tumbler
0x0017
Oldest Abloy model, which is over century old, is "pretty pickable": https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEBswObFQfM
0x0017
Basically even this is pick resistant enough for your home, though these are for garden sheds. The newest protec 2 is unpickable so far
heck27
I actually have one of those, too. Only used to protect my bicycle, and you'd need to pick the front door of the rowhouse "warehouse" too.
0x0017
At least no one has provided proper proof that they are able to pick the protec 2, only shady youtube videos
KarlderMarder
Padlocks are only there to keep honest people from stealing.
NoGunsNoCats
Europeans carry ID cards so that innocent people can be properly identified.
Nivvi
There some padlock that even dishonest people will have hard time with tools, inmate with a strap wouldn't be able to crack it
dffksh
Abloy PL362. Shakle pull 100 kN, twist 2500 Nm and 20000 differs. Good luck with that.
evetsabucs
$350 invincible padlock gaht DAMN!
subparsubpoena
This is the LockpickingLawyer and today I have for you the Abloy PL362...
DMSledge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6iMmCSayBQ
Nivvi
I watch him from time to time, he is in his home by his workbench with all the tools he could need. Put him in prison with nothing.