zvae

78974 pts ยท March 23, 2013


hi. i'm zvae. i'm a career writer. get a screenshot of this to the front page, and i'll develop a seemingly benign interest in you that escalates rapidly and intensely - you'll feel important at first and appreciate the attention, but soon you'll realize my expectations are unsustainable. you'll try to change me, but as you deny your own powerlessness, your guilt will eat at you. i will exhibit a concerning, rapidly-growing emotional attachment until the negatives far outweigh the remembered positives of what we once had, and you will leave me, forever changed and forever longing. live a good life. if there are gods, and they are just, they will reward you for it. if there are gods, and they are not just, you should not want to answer to them anyway. and if there are no gods, you will have lived a good life. people who have gotten this to the front page: @DarkStarReunion

I heard it was goth day, so hi.

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