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So cute.
Nov 19, 2014 1:25 AM
clitsquigglecunt
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broccolismoke
@ivanoooooze
TheRealNecroTM
That's worth exactly 2 in the bush
SpoonOfDoom
I made incredibly, *incredibly* unmanly noises right now. It's so adorable! LOOK HOW ADORABLE IT IS! LOOK AT IT AAAAAAWWWWWWWWWW
Alexanderthegreatschiefeunuch
Awww what a cute little finch.
DekuBaba
https://38.media.tumblr.com/6433c61dbb2c57433ad1309db9ec0f6d/tumblr_mx6qgrGQWv1t3umcjo4_500.gif
kiloud
I guess you can say this is a... (•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) hand-made bird bath.
0xFFF1
troublewithtribbles
This makes me uncontrollably happy every time I see it.
NaughtyLibrarian
It's all fun and games until it poops in your hands :(
reidbfc
Did that bird just sneeze?
Soulflare3
Yes
SheilahChuppa56
I love wet tits
Jambra97
ARCHMEDES! It's filthy in zere
TheSkeletonWar
Birds are like small dogs, but better.
ImDoingStuffLori
I love wet tits
violetpolkadots
I want to upvote you but I can't because that is not a tit. :(
AIComments
I would take my cockatiel and set her in the shower where she could go in the water or stay out. If I showered like a bird she'd get into it
RelartOfGivia
You want bird flu? Cause this is how you get bird flu.
DarWatters
Ashe Maree bruh. She has a myfreecams profile that she's on a lot. Science away my good man
BatmanDeadpoolSlenderMan
Can't wait to be a crazy bird lady.
TheCrimsonBaron
7.8/10 too much water
Cyoung0574
Bird flu acquired
BrandizzleFoShizzle
Seriously? How is the top comment not about OPS user name?!
fuufers
I will help get you there because wtf that user name
DeathDeathDeathLunchDeathDeathAfternoonTeaDeathQuickShower
Havent you guys heard?
angryangrybird
That the bird is the word?
spacecatts
WHY ISNT THIS TOP COMMENT
OnAScaleOf1ToAwesome
I SHALL KILL YOU HUMAN.
GeorgeOeurwood
Awww, baby ducks, just in time for Thanksgiving )
NR97420
I laughed. Everyone knows that was a baby pelican, the official bird of New Years.
ThreeFourTime0114
I don't think you know what a baby duck is...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhchu
not a duck.
Askhold
"Hatsuuh!" Cute.
deardeergod
Anybody got a sauce? I want to hear its sneeze
violetpolkadots
I used to have a parakeet. His sneezes were like tiny chirps!
bever
In the second gif it sneezes! Quickly get a towel!
kingboarder
AIDS! FUCK. AIDS. EVERYWHERE. EBOLA.
suiseiseki
They sneeze to get rid of the water in their airways actually.
oceanskysforever
As a bird owner, I recognize that motion; it's not a sneeze, he was getting pissed the camera was getting closer and then he shook off a bit
ash1k1
Can confirm, it's not a sneeze.
beyondomega
and that camera zoom with it
imgurnalist
Pretty damn adorable
coolwaterNJ
*kleeenex
AmalieTheDane
I'm imagining the sneeze in Donald Duck's voice.
QueenScales
My ex used to sneeze like donald duck. It sounded like the angry sound he makes. I bout died every time
DanNeedsLoveToo
http://puu.sh/d1sJY/88c8f64100.png
0xFFF1
DanNeedsLoveToo
Enhance (click it) http://puu.sh/d1t5K/cae89fe7cd.jpg
0xFFF1
Computer: Enhance further.
bochikiniki
http://imgur.com/K9QutFU
ash1k1
Yeah, it's not a sneeze. Still cute, still love and have 3 birds, but it's not a sneeze.
SurfKitty
wait. birds can sneeze?!
Numerion
nope.
McPrime
I want a bird now.
ajizzle
they are loud and they shit all over the place
UntitledUnmasteredDeluxe
i have one, so cute when they get comfortable and wanna cuddle
UnknownSquid
Best bird is semi-wild Magpie. Smart ass birds. Pure personality with wings. Follows you, talks to you. Undoes your shoe laces for lulz.
UnknownSquid
Not an indoors or cage bird though. Can't really "own" one. A little like a cat, but less chilled/lazy, and ten times more trollish.
UpvotesBirds
I have birds. They are pretty awesome.
McPrime
I actually had a bird once. It was a Budgerigar that liked to sit on peoples heads and then poo on them. Good times, good times.
shootxthexmessenger
No, you don't. Actually, if you are seriously considering it, pet sit for one for a few days and then see how you feel.
drugsarebad
Somebody else's bird = satan. Your own bird, depending on the species = better than any cat or dog I've ever owned
awkwardpartyguest
I agree. They are also hilarious and very loving. I will never not own a bird after having mine.
Pornegranate
I vant my bord.
TheSlaugh
Trust me, you don't want a bird.
TheSkeletonWar
Why? Birds are like dogs, but smaller and less trouble. Everyone should have one.
SweetBabyYeezus
Well, it IS the word
NecaZombie
I get the reference!
MakeItBangarang
What is?
madmatt2024
Bird!
TheFinalDoctor
just that one
Vandercookie
This is pretty normal birdy behavior. Our conure looooves bathing under a faucet. She'll just set down her head and let the water run.
R0da
Birds are amazing pets. They're super friendly/social and the luuuuv cuddles! The only downside is the lack of poop control.
xmsbeanx
Raised mine from a small chick, played with it everyday, was the sweetest thing on the planet, then it started laying eggs & is the devil
Vandercookie
You can kind of potty train some parrots.
pigeonheart
Yeah, my bird is potty trained and poops on command/does a poop dance if he needs me to take him to go, so that's a thing.
felicitates
what
duskerz
I agree, but still cool xD
ChipsClips
Until it spits seeds everywhere around the cage
FunCinnabun
Oh god, the seeds... When I had birds I moved the cage to another room so I could vacuum a 3-foot diameter area of seeds at least 2x week
Momof2needsabreak
I had a bird that would make car alarm sounds at 4am. I gave him away not long after he picked that trick up.
HatsAreEssential
Ours likes to mock our dog by imitating the squeaker toy sound...
Momof2needsabreak
I had one that would call "here kitty kitty" then try to bite the cats. The cats soon learned he was not to be trusted and not a snack.
ninmonkey
My cat makes a lot of noise. People call him a donkey.
sideslick
If I didn't have a cat, I'd own a bird. I had a cat and a parakeet once, but it was a miserable-existence for the bird.
awkwardpartyguest
I have 2 cats and 3 parakeets. It took a bit of training but the cats ignore the budgies now and let them play. It's not miserable at all.
iamovercapacity
It is important to clean the meat before you cook it. Thank you for the public service announcement OP.
MisterManatee
Where's that gif of Hannibal eating a songbird...
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
My gf likes to clean my meat. Bah, who am I kidding, there's no gf...
Trekker47
Safety announcement: washing chicken before you cook it is a major cause of food poisoning.
iamovercapacity
Might be true, but after you pull the feathers off -- you definitely want to get those pesky last ones off. No one like fried feather.
ImmaStealYoReactionPics
Really? Why?
Trekker47
Splashing water droplets spread bacteria onto other surfaces, so they don't get killed when you cook the chicken.
Cyhidraethe
You do not eat cute...
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shortnamelongwillie
Can't eat cute, eh? All the women I've eaten were cute and enjoyed themselves.
Telkesh
I keep staring at your username. The short name part is a lie, so is the rest?
CyndaquilAndInk
Gesundheit, Archimedes!
kaitoofrose
"Shoo, Archimedes! It iz filthy in zere."
mavur
I love you for this. Disney +1
NoGodPleaseNoNoNoNooooooooooo
http://33.media.tumblr.com/0af7fa85bd7a53bbfe6d77ecef1e1070/tumblr_mnp1753Gkc1r1mvheo1_500.gif
AnActualTsundere
Its filthy in ther! Ugh.
boredomboredomboredom
Birds
TheNameIsHarryDresdenWizardConjureByItAtYourOwnRisk
"You would not BELIEVE....HOW much this hurts." *muffled coo* *Doctor's voice in distance* "...Archimedes?"
TheCutestSloth
"Archimedes wants brains!" "Yes, Archimedes wants all ze brains, doesn't he?"
kaitoofrose
"THE EAGLE HAS LANDED! ON MY HEAD!"
Relsus
I know you're referencing TF2, but my age made me immediately think of Sword in the Stone, their Archimedes is an owl.
plactoid
You just typed a sick reference with a sicker one... well done +1
Degbis
Once and future king.
Zephirenth
Pfft, pinfeathers.
Relsus
PINFEATHERS AND GOLLYFLUFF!
cheekybirch
My first thought as well.
ProfessionalHugDealer
You are not alone.
highfiveme
There are dozens of us!