Got my dog a new accessory at a veterinary conference this weekend.
And here we have The Doctor depicted in a 1798 painting depicting Caesar's assassination.
Oh, cool, Buffy the Vampire Slayer is on! Wonder which episode it is?
Fuck you guys.
I went to The Florida Aquarium today and learned that corals are a bunch of filthy whores.
When people talk about The Thick of It / In the Loop, it's always about Malcolm. Jamie is totally underappreciated.
Me with my first cat, circa 1991
I just wanted to play Mario Kart 64.
Beau got a bath, blow dry, and brush out. I think it may be time for a haircut.
Just shut the fuck up about it.
What I imagine my reaction will be should I ever meet Tom Hiddleston.
The Iron Sheik is just a regular guy.
When you encounter stupidity, just remember Tucker's Law.
Overcompensating for something?
My friends and I need a fourth for an online Cards Against Humanity game.
Here's your history lesson for the day:
This one goes out to @inalltheverse
MRW I find out that a 2014 calendar of hot Catholic priests is totally a thing.
What I imagine Tom Hiddleston's reaction would be if he could hear us right now.
My plans for New Years Eve.
Somebody decided to give Phil a second chance.
My best friend who lives across the state (@inalltheverse) visited this weekend. Watching her drive away back home like this.
Going through an old desktop I used while in college for my education degree, found this saved my homework folder.
Dad looked over my shoulder and saw a video featuring Courtney Act on my computer. He said "Wow, she's gorgeous, who is she?"
I'm not sure what my neighbors did wrong, but apparently I'm supposed to go all Batman on their asses.
And America's next drag superstar is....
Anyone in Florida looking to add a mastiff to the family?
First year as the adult child of divorced parents.
The TV ads for this movie feature the tag line "Believe in love..."
STEP AWAY FROM THE RAMEN.
My deepest heartfelt apologies to my friends who are attending my Halloween party tomorrow.
Solid advice from Jerri Blank.
If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
That's enough Imgur for today. Seriously, I'm worried about you.
I'm yet again a broke college student.
My county issued it's very first marriage license to a same-sex couple this morning.
My old Catholic school friend is studying to become a priest. This was on his Facebook.
UPDATE: "If this is your dog, GO FUCK YOURSELF."
He would last three days at the most.
Not a lot has changed in three years, besides Beau's coat.
Wise words from everyone's favorite late night douche.
The new Doctor flipped Robin Hood the bird.
@BryanMozo and I are both in our mid-20s, but this still happened the other night.
I like that Netflix occasionally checks to make sure I'm still alive.
After about a 1/2 dozen trips to my college's various offices, this is my internal dialogue.
MRW I check my phone this morning.
My unemployment lasted less than 36 hours.
So I've been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer on Netflix...
Willam is my spirit animal.
A Public Service Announcement
MRW Chris Addison showed up at the end of tonight's Doctor Who
Doge sitting this weekend.
I hope Joan Rivers pulls through because if she doesn't my dad will be winning our Celeb Death Pool with only 5 months to go.
I just woke Beauregard up from a bad dream.