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Sep 21, 2015 9:54 PM
HunterThompsonsentmehere
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Jerenemy
"Oh I don't like Mondays either. I'm going to vote for Bernie. I bet Trump will make everyday Monday". - Imgur
doctorhat
Hey, you guys remember when Ron Paul was the "internet" candidate? Good times.
hiptobesquare18
"AC/DC, Van Halen, NOT Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Lep" - Joe Dirt and Bernie Sanders
frumpster
I really want to hear what he thinks about Puerto Rico becoming a state
Mack1986
I'm sure he wants to give a full bailout and then let them be a state
geiokami
Fuck you Bernie, some places in America welcome rainy days
Momof2needsabreak
As a Californian, that cuts pretty deep there Bernie. Please support rainy days.
kurafire
Against rainy days? He just lost California’s vote.
thegr8rambino
"Now give me 80% of your salary, I need it to pay for all the free shit I promised you suckers lol"
Lilshadow48
I dunno though. I love rain. This might be a deal breaker for me.
FourCatsAndSevenMemesAgo
http://imgur.com/ffJ5RgU
Etal00
Must have been a Monday.
theDemongod
I disagree but +1 because .gif made me laugh
lucario7
SAUCE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGPdS3cPwOI
KirklandSignature
I loved this. Thanks again chief.
GotlandGamer
Thanks man.
seanvt
The hair is too neat, must be a Bernie imposter
UnpairedSock
SOURCE PEOPLE??!!! SOURCES FOR THESE GOLD MINES, PLEASE!!!??
HunterThompsonsentmehere
This was from a segment on Colbert's new show: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGPdS3cPwOI
Totema
I am glad we both agree that Sammy Hagar was the worst thing to happen to VH.
Caniac
David Lee Roth's bad attitude was the worst thing to happen to VH. Saw VH in 84, Roth stopped the show to tell a fan he'll "f*** his gf"
oldelidog
He's for The Carpenters? Ok, I'm in.
IWasInThePool
Oh man, they put "Raindy Days and Mondays" after The Carpenters. I just got that.
IWasInThePool
rainy* damn it
OneColdGorilla
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--hKFsnPdM--/1431725056952778384.jpg
Idonothingwrong
You embrace it. Raindy sounds adorable.
MichaeIJCaboose
I have randy days
maaaaadness
Me too..
HunterThompsonsentmehere
I am the liquor, Randy.
Niroan
now post trailer park boys to the FP!!!
cooplander
Is this how you explain away Randy days? https://badbooksgoodtimes.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/south-park-cum.gif
Mycologics
Who doesn't!
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Front Page Bernie Clock reset. Last time Bernie on the front page: 11 hours ago.
imbuffyandyourehistory
That may be so, but then again Trump never even leaves.
WasThatAFartOrAShart
Not disputing that one bit. Trump has a nearly 2:1 post ratio over Bernie posts.
Kitakita
I have a 98% political match with Bernie, but I like rainy days...
theaterofdreams
Bernie is a cool guy. He's like your awesome Jewish uncle except you're not Jewish
Felman
Well Aunt Mae was always attracted to men who make money.
DeepwaterJew
Yes I am.
TheNamesAshHousewares
I-I'm not?? but then why did I memorize that whole prayer?
SomethingOffensive
Sammy Hagar is the shit! He's not getting my vote.
FFPatrick
"Van Hallen, not Van Hagar" -Joe Dirt
Caniac
I myself find that I cannot drive 55 (it took me 16 hrs to get to LA), which puts me at odds w/ Sanders on gas mileage vs performance
woodjoiner
Just as informative as most political adds.
threesee
Why you no like California?
RegionalManagerMichaelScott
I can't support a candidate that's against rainy days.
iDrinkDrano
Yeah, major down point here.
HunterThompsonsentmehere
May I direct you to @midsouthdave 's comment?
HailSatinGodOfFabric
Hangin' around. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
armeggedonCounselor
You're from California, huh?
NOTAlexJones
As a Californian who recently moved to Seattle, I embrace the rain with jacketed arms
RegionalManagerMichaelScott
Tejas
armeggedonCounselor
It was a joke about California's drought.
Codiferous
I dig your dry humor
TokensWorth
I really hope this man inspires people to work hard and live free, but hes not, hes pandering to a wasteful and lazy crowd.
4stringsFTW
I speaks to welfare scum and college kids
TokensWorth
Agreed.
spamandcrap0
Why is this guy so popular? I hate the imgur hive-mind sometimes.
wwtwo
I'm for freedom, thanks
IdeaOfLove
Freedom from, or freedom to? Either way, I don't think any candidate will give you what you want.
TheUsernameGothamNeeds
Paul 2016!
stronso
Let's be honest, you guys havn't had "good ole american freedom" since 9/11
Klingon00
Since? Since? Freedom has been on the decline for a lot longer than that.
Ultrabutts
Me too. Freedom from shitty corporations and religious idiots.
SyNiKaLiTy
Forgot "For Socialism"
booberriesbooberries
Awwww nice one
FFFUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKK
Yeah like those poor backwards Scandinavian counties!
spamandcrap0
America =\= Norway
Lonestar8808
FYI for you youngsters, he is against "Rainy days and Mondays" because it agrees with the lyric from a song by the Carpenters.
miraquiTOMA
MAYBE I'M OLD BUT HAVE A DIFFERENT TASTE IN MUSIC
hugspanda
Is he pro-lasagna.
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Their songs were always so depressing, and she had such emotion in her voice.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I think you could hear her pain in her voice. Beautiful voice tho.
DarkUranium
I think my vote is on a different candidate, because I can identify with him more:
quietbeggar
This is so weird, I'm literally listening to this song right now!!!
actualedsheeran
Thank
SQUEEEE
Thank goodness... I was about to say, I can't vote for a president who is against rainy days... political views be damned.
swinglinered
It can't rain all the time.
matteyas
Has FYI become a noun? A verb maybe? ^^ My idiot mind expected "FYI, youngsters" or similar. Minds are the most rigid bastards ever eh.
bfjt
"Thank you", from youngers, "I thought it was a Garfield reference." (cat not the President)
pIanetarysociety
it's actually because his wife was killed by a rabid squirrel one rainy monday evening. It's also the reason he is against squirrels.
Lagunitas707
Damnit I just recently turned 30 and got that reference, don't make me feel old!
missirrelevantelephant
I'm 32 and I didn't....now I just feel dumb
storebrandproductmascot
As someone who is almost 40, the only reason I know the Carpenters exist is that the one of them died of anorexia.
EClaire1073
They have a Christmas song...
sparkledick
I know them because for the past 26 years, we've listened to their Christmas album every Christmas.
Therearetoomanyusernames
I'm almost 32 & I know them bc my parents had their records and I played them lot. Loved them!
mishamaro
I know they exist cuz I like their songs... (F/27)
TheBatleyTownswomensGuild
"Why do birds suddenly appear?" Because you keep throwing away your sandwiches, Karen.
Therearetoomanyusernames
Now you have me singing that song and have also ruined it for me. Damn you!
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
*Karl
StatisticallyInsignificantCanadian
Nevermind... I see what you did there. I'm sloooow.
DC1888
If Mama Cass had given that ham sandwich to Karen both of them would still be here
Stunfiskisundoubtedlybetterthanyou
"Jimi Hendrix, deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin, deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass, deceased, ham sandwich."
herrocaro
Same here! Im 28. Anytime top of the world was on the radio my mother would tell me, 'Karen died from anorexia, so sad!'
HaniiPuppy
Time for your daily reminder that Karen Carpenter died single and lonely after several failed relationships: https://youtu.be/nooeMrCws-A
ckels
Omg this was my mother.
ckels
They always get me down...
ramulac019
Hanging around, nothing to do but frown...
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
... I'll be there for you, when the rain starts to pour.
amishcannoli
But Mr. Blue Sky...
DetectiveJakePeraltaNYPD
Isn't that ELO?
amishcannoli
It is.
N0ticeablyFAT
I don't know how he can win with a 3% minority vote, or pay for what he wants to do, but I know his stance on The Carpenters.
RdizzyC
Bernie is up to 23% from 9% in south carolina in only a period of 3-4 weeks time. He will continuously gain more support from minorities.
ImAnSJW
He's cute. Seems like an overall cool enough guy. Wouldn't vote for him, but he's an alright fellow.
atliens27
I thought that was his whole thing. He only talks the issues. This is kind of not.
Mcknizzle
The guy can let loose sometimes. He's a human being and all. He just doesn't shit talk people.
wobbu
yeah weren't people giving every other candidate shit for doing social media bs
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
this is Colbert's doing
N0ticeablyFAT
He only speaks to the issues until it serves him to speak to other things. People forget that before anything else, he's a politician.
inboxmefoxes
When he says that, he's generally saying that in the context of never attacking other candidates.
N0ticeablyFAT
His supporters also crow about him ignoring/mocking non-relevant questions, then go nuts when he answers non-relevant questions.
IrrelevantButPlausibleConspiracyTheories
There's a difference between ignoring gotcha questions and pointless shit while being interviewed, and casual conversation with supporters.
N0ticeablyFAT
The problem with that statement is that he doesn't say that he'll stop at not attacking, he says he won't answer non-relevant questions.
Youhavetobekidding
He'll take a little of the 711 billion$ we spend on military and redistribute it towards education and public health and such.
RacingToRedLights
How many of the 1.4 million military personnel will be laid off so kids can get free liberal arts degrees?
villlllle
Damn communist with ideas copied from known communist Dwight D. Eisenhower.
MikeCackhurts
And that will cover a tiny fraction of what he wants. He'll need trillions for all the crap he's promised.
codyave
Sounds like massive military layoffs?
myvulvaissmootherthanavealcutlet
The military is already downsizing of its own volition, and not for funding reasons. And money is sucked up by unnecessary contracts.
JuanMoreNight
Most military funding doesn't go to soldiers. Soldiers get paid shit.
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Good luck with that. Almost 2/3 of the DoD budget is non-discretionary and/or congressionally mandated.
myvulvaissmootherthanavealcutlet
And honestly the military doesn't even want it half the time. It's all about the revolving door and not about actual need.
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
This. When I was in the military I heard stories of a certain missile group that would buy its entire wing laptops, just so they didn't 1/2
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
get their budget cut. It's all about use it or lose it, and they're so afraid they'll need it later that they waste this money.
KaesekopfNW
You shouldn't be downvoted. Congress pulls this shit all the time, buying stuff for the military because the factory is in their district.
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On both sides of the aisle, too.
Mcknizzle
No, he'll raise taxes. It's now part of his plan.
ERRORMONSTER
Why not both?
Mcknizzle
response. Cutting back on the US military puts everyone in danger.
Mcknizzle
short term and will put thousands out of work. Also, the military acts as a huge quick response force for humanitarian and emergency
Mcknizzle
DoD spending acts as a massive, constant gov stimulus at all levels of society. Dropping the spending hurts the economy, at least in the
ERRORMONSTER
Oh lord. So I'm guessing the excessive war equipment construction is totally necessary.
ERRORMONSTER
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/09/us/war-gear-flows-to-police-departments.html?_r=0
Tanishh
Since the wealthiest pay less taxes as a % than the poor and middle class, good.
garygoblins
http://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2015/03/24/high-income-americans-pay-most-income-taxes-but-enough-to-be-fair/
Mcknizzle
The top %10 pay a majority of all taxes. Many also have the ability to leave or move their money. Tax them more and see what happens.
N0ticeablyFAT
That's a bit of a red herring. 1% of a millionaire's salary is more than 10% of someone earning 10K, but few people would call that fair. 1/
N0ticeablyFAT
As to them leaving, are we really going to be a part of that hostage situation? "Make me pay my share and I'll take my ball and go home"? 2/
N0ticeablyFAT
OK then. If you want to send your money away, you have to follow. And by follow, I mean you're not a US citizen, with all that entails. 3/
TokensWorth
Except for liberty, Bernie is not for liberty. How do I know? Because he thinks government can fix everything, he doesnt trust people.
BobIsUncle
I think you forget who's funding his campaign?
Animatronio
Yeah like that hedge fund dude who raised the price of that AIDS drug to 750USD/pill. I wonder why Bernie doesn't trust people.
TokensWorth
Wish I had thought of it first. :/
Shadow113
The government has done much, much, MUCH worse
Animatronio
Absolutely, but we (ostensibly) have more control over the government than over a random jackass with deep pockets.
TheOldNewSlowFast
1. Not an aids pill, it's malaria. 2, it's a fucking GENERIC, there is no patent, anybody else can make it.
ColossalTitan
I'm just hoping another company comes in and undercuts that douchecanoe. Capitalism, motherfuckers.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Considering that a few years back it was only $1/pill, it's near certain that it'll happen. The only thing that can stop it is government.
malexmatt
http://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2015/09/21/martin-shkreli-has-one-idea-and-its-a-bad-one government regulation caused that one
Animatronio
And who is to say that further regulation or modification to current regulations will not fix it?
Tanishh
If you think that the party screaming for small government is pro Liberty whilst being anti pot, anti gay rights, anti abortion rights, then
TinyAngryDog
Yup, because everyone fits neatly into one of the two major parties.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Actually it's the libertarians who are for small government, and they think all drugs should be legalized and support equal rights.
TokensWorth
Those issues are moral, not about freedom. I assume you dont think they are immoral, therefore you have that perspective.
grimwyrd
For Bernie, providing healthcare to all Americans and making sure children don't have to live in poverty... are moral issues.
TokensWorth
We still live in nature, you fight to thrive. If you fail to fight, you shouldn't be thriving.
grimwyrd
That says a lot about your viewpoints on morality/society. Some of us think that civilization requires transcending those base instincts.
TheOldNewSlowFast
Except that in order to do so, he must first take by threat of force from others, then drive the price up, then give some of it back.
grimwyrd
Yes, yes. Taxation = unjust force. Blah, Bastiat, blah. If everyone only had to pay the taxes they agreed with... we'd have anarchy.