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Hidden in the annoying green stuff is his present. The box is covered in glitter!
Wrapped in tissue paper to protect the glittered box...
...from the pretty pink princess duct tape.
Which was wrapped in shiny purple cellophane...
...and then covered in candy, lube, and condoms.
I'm not kidding.
Every side.
This was put into a box that had more of the annoying stuff and then duct taped shut.
Wrapped in Barbie paper. I taped some candy to the box to add a weird looking element, also some weird noise when you shake the box.
More candy!
Wrapped in Cinderella wrapping paper.
It doesn't fit into the next box. Oops.
A warning.
Rather innocent looking, don't you think?
And this is what he'll be greeted with when he gets it.
Notacarboncopy
Easy there Satan, this is Jesus's birthday.
Anon4
Presents inside presents. Who would complain about that?
modernpizza
We must go deeper.
MoonlitSunset
this is genius (also i love your nails)
Luvvie
Thank you! I start school to do them professionally in January!
Trecares
And then he breaks out a box cutter and gets chocolate flavored extra lubricated condoms with vents.
Luvvie
I hide all the knives and scissors. He gets no help.
kbone
Glitter is just craft-herpes
sittingsilentinacornerwatching
doing shit like this to my family could very well make me a Christmas person
Luvvie
It's what keeps me going during the holiday season
808jyosh
What's his present?
ChefHannibal
SweetPotatoSmallPotato
I would actually love to recieve that
AfterTheRainComesTheRainbow
Man, he gets more for xmas from you than I get from my entire family D:
Luvvie
This is pretty much what he'll be getting, too.
Imbabala
My god you spent a lot of money on wrapping!
Luvvie
Dollar store. ;)
ImgurFairy
As a big sister with a younger brother, This is pure evil genius I love it.
Toggit
Will you sister me?
xxelav2808
I'm also 19 and the Baby Brother :o
Luvvie
I can try...?
UnspokenX
kiiiinky.
LordCommanderTomSnow
He doesn't hate Christmas, just his sister.
Thinkpoohbearthink
So am I the only one weird'd out by the lube and condoms.
ZebraStripedRose
I thought that was kinda weird to give your brother.
Luvvie
Well, I know he's going to have sex. I also know he can't afford condoms on his own. I do this every year so he doesn't hurt his future-
Luvvie
-like I did.
RIPpancreas
But what was the original gift?
SvarvSven
So...what did he get for you last xmas?
Luvvie
I... can't remember. Oops.
MethelyneBlue
You would get along with my older brother. He did the exact same thing except poured concrete in a box instead of using condoms.
Luvvie
Lol is he single?
sharkba1t
I used to do this as a kid, I would save box's all year for it. One year at the end i gave my sister an "I.O.U. $20 in like a month" note.
Luvvie
Yeah, I have a million boxes too... And they're getting used on my other brother.
sharkba1t
She flipped her shit, until i produced a 50. (naturally after milking the fuck outta it)
KylaDeigan
You. I like you.
Luvvie
Aww thank you!
ChiGuy75
What's in the box?!?
trektrektrekkie
Wait your name is Eva?! My name is Eva!
Luvvie
My son's name is Era lol sorry my handwriting sucks
iSoulend
I first read it as Make 4 ever. And then realized it's not a 4. So, he's the one who made Ameno ?
Luvvie
Ameno?
iSoulend
Yeah you know, the song
Luvvie
Uhhh... >.> ... <.< Oh yes.. the song. I know the song. Tt's great, right? hahaha!
IQbelowONE
What's in the box?
faeriefanatic
How old is this kid? Because that's the line between lube and funny.
Luvvie
19.
madamoizillion
But... silicon lube with latex condoms? I thought you weren't supposed to mix those two...
Luvvie
You don't. And he knows better. But there's other stuff you can use that for.
MadAsAFrickenHatter
+1 for dedication
BeardBeginner
Aye condoms, chocolate, and lube before even the present? OP can wrap all my presents
ralphonso
ayyyy lmao
TowelRod
Seriously, you had me at Ferroro Rocher. *drools*
Zixtank
That is the porn of all chocolate.
Rylanodory
HAHAHA right?! because i go through a lot of condoms. HhahahhahahhahagaWHYGODWHY -level 120 wizard intensifies-
bananana4scale
I put on my wizard hat and robe.
GittOffMee
Don't care if you give me razor blades, if you wrap my present in chocolate and condoms, I consider it a win. GIMME CANDY.
ShockandDawwww
For real, i just wrapped my brother's presents in an entire roll of duct tape. Hours of fun for the entire family!
Sun5h1ne
Zoidberg loves the presents giving!
Almostdvs
Not that you'll get to use the condoms
ZombieEinstein
Ah yes, the magic of 10 condoms becoming 12 condoms.
BiologicallyHazardousMaterial
I guess there ain't no party like an incest party
Luvvie
...um?
letsplayagame
yep
KillerTofu615
Condoms and lube can get expensive in a rather short span of time.
Luvvie
I bought a 77-pack of condoms back when I was extremely active with a partner, and I got the lube free from ladies' nights at my porn shop
Luvvie
Edit: I bought a 144 pack and split it with my brother's girlfriend.
infernopg
Had a girl with whom i worked through 4-5 condoms a day. Shit is expensive, gotta buy bulk ^^
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
You had more sex in a week than I've had in my entire life.. i'm almost 35.. :(
infernopg
I'm sorry to hear m8 :/ if it's any consolidation I've hadn't had sex in 4 months now either
Pheanyxe
BTDubs even with everything blurred out someone can still use the UNblurred tracking number to get your info. (I work at the post office)
dfizzle13
im just glad im not the only weirdo who says btdubs
Luvvie
oops. Thanks1
Pheanyxe
Just trying to keep ya safe. <3
Luvvie
Got it taken care of. Thanks for looking out for me :)
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
more like trying to keep my packages from me! they never get delivered :(
Pheanyxe
Are you sure they're supposed to be delivered from USPS? Do you have a difficult house to get to?
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
yeah, it's definitely USPS. i'm in the middle of Austin, TX. they lost the package (again) and promised to send a letter stating it was (1/?
DarmokAndJaIadAtTanagra
lost, but that was 6 weeks ago and no letter and can't reach the guy i spoke with. had to completely re-report and start over..still no help
jessjoking
really? how?
Pheanyxe
I'm not going to tell you how, because I feel like that would defeat the purpose to trying to keep someone else safe.
Rogahar
Nice try NSA.
quantumpacket
Jokes on you, NSA know already. They're just trying to see who else knows so they can go kill them.
Luvvie
Also, I give my brother condoms and lube every year. This year I just got a bit more creative about it.
WoahShocksMyBrain
Real talk tho. Wet platinum is the best lube ever.
unapologetic05
you brother properly OP +1 and Merry Christmas
VulcanP90
OP is clearly a girl.
Luvvie
(I'm his sister)