When you know your Indian food is going to make people shit
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87
Mildly interesting: my new office's elevators don't have buttons on the inside
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9
46
My buddies were trying to politely explain "double dipping" to our female friend
6
15
39
We're gonna make this apartment great again.
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3
983
Spotted at the local pub this afternoon
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775
At brunch today we were joking about my gf's brother, Michael, being hot. I joked that a hot Michael is probably on urban dictionary.
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7
3
Looks like my roommate decided to "sharpen" my knives again
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3706
Taking a piss at a housewarming. The walls aren't painted, but Harambe-Jesus is watching over me
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3
363
Shoput out to the bars who set their prices so that they come out to round numbers after tax
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164
I went hiking the other day. Elena got tired near the top and needed a lift.
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89
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