820815
19714
481
I wish you could see girls' stats...
We are the same species.
ThatFinlandGuy
Thanks fam
GreenEggsAndSpam
149 of these? Thank you....Monday just got a little better, new shit too!
TheDogEnd
Aunt Jenette, you need to take it down a notch and I don't mean your nephew's pants.
snarkface
#9 made me decide to look at the whole album.
bigdaddymock
I always up vote black twitter
ButtholeMarsBarDispenser
I was legitimately sad when I got to the last one.
ImFunnierThanYallGiveMeCreditFor
WTF Auntie Jeanette...
INeverWearABra
Why nobody is talking about this http://imgur.com/hWN6nLm This made me laugh until I woke up my brother
Fredrock44
How is that not the couch?!
oopsimapanda
ImprovedLoungewear
"imgur need a liberry scientess cross reference & index this sh*t" -person with '80HD', probably
XenuWorldOrder
prolly*
ImHereSoIWontGetFined
"Hey yea imma be a little late tonight...Yea 149 images"
Someroflwaffle
"Two girls go downs on each other."
keyblader1985
- Futurama Trucker
RedPandasandDepression
TokensWorth
I cant Breath.
iamgrr
Lemme resuscitate you, Holmes.
Naugle
It looks like she actually gained weight in three months
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
I thought the same thing
TMNTloverthatisalsofromnycbywayofmaine
mrw i see 149 images total.. http://i.giphy.com/ygqMjv2x8KSxW.gif
omfgzzz
Upvote because perfect beat-loop
whyteraven74
*normal Imgur* 149 images total? LOL Nope *black twitter Imgur* 149 images total? OP is righteous AF.
RedStarBeograd
....but he's still a faggot, op always a faggot.
imabiggerfagthanOP
*cough cough*
onepunchwoman
Two things I love most. Futurama and black Twitter. http://imgur.com/Ee52ie0
monicaplease
Lol channing Frye. Shouts to all my basketball fans on imgur. Lord knows there like5 of us lol
PlusMinus0o
Ball is life
cookiestothepeople
Ugh what kind of aunt writes about how big their nephew's dick is??
miraquiTOMA
I could only imagine (hope) it's one of those aunts who is just good friends with your mom...or married your uncle. Wouldn't be AS bad.
cookiestothepeople
An aunt only in name, that would improve the case. Though it would still be creepy af if that someone's looked after the kid growing up.
isildur
An imaginary aunt being portrayed by a fake account?
cookiestothepeople
I sure as hell hope so...
RandomFellowImgurian
Looked at every single one.
TardigradeTheDestroyer
Dear God why?
natabee13
And I regret nothing.
thisheretexasdude
Same....wow
Pharya
Me too, I think I snorted at about 3 and laughed at one. Then felt bad.
odotself
Wun-hunnid-fody-nin pics? Damn! Worth it though
Jongur
*fiddy
odotself
you're right. math no good here
FeckItImAubreyPlazaNow
Naw, it's fody. One less'n fiddy.
GrandMagusRubick
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GrandMagusRubick
Why is there a pony with cancer and why has it got a name?
BigBossismywaifu
Why shouldn't he? He got cancer yeah but the poor guy still deserves a name.
Graphically
I wa slooking for the person who'd call that out lol
DirtyBirdofQuestionableGeometry
THE PULLOUT PRINCE
ProfessionalBeardConnoisseur
This is what I was hoping to see in the comments. Thank you.
tentacleparty
Thank you. Somebody noticed
FetchMy10FootPoleMinionTheresSomethingIWishToNotTouch
"govermanca scienticians"
Polarbearsarentreal
thank fucking god someone said it. i cant stop laughing thinking of someone saying that and being serious
AnybodyOutThere
"govermence scienticians" - for saving.
wbaxter
The turntables
ProgMetalMan
"materbating"
dantie
govermence
dangermint
are the governance scienticians the ones causing climactic changs?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Woodchips ARE high in fiber though.
DatDurTho
Post a video of you drinking a wood shake and I'll take back every bad thing I thought about the tumblr person that eats banana peels.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
No
BrokeMyFunnyBone
"are feet shoes"
Spar10
I eat strawberry tops...
pnwsteev
I loved this, too. Best one!
MattyBeFiya
He actually did make a valid point though
SMforreals
You misspelled the misspelling...
Guansalsa
Technically a mispelled mispelled word should be the correct word, it's just a variation
FetchMy10FootPoleMinionTheresSomethingIWishToNotTouch
Yeah...I saw that after I hit submit; was on hold on my phone and typing one-handed lol.
SometimesImBrashAndInconsiderate
Imguring whilst on hold. Nice.
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
Pro
SalamiBurrito
I've seen so much black twitter now I think I could write these.
AliasPeterJones
Too late, your brethren already have
TheRetiredColourman
The penguin is everywhere
WizardsStick
Don't take much. Here are some staples, "mixtape", "white people=school shootings", "squad", I am sure I can think of some other gimme a min
youknowyouwanttoseeit
Hair cuts.
AliasPeterJones
Side chicks
SpaceKen
"Side hoe" freakin plebe...
SMforreals
Whitey always plottin' on how to steal from the black man smh. Let us have something.
stc02bbb
This is my favorite comment of the week. +Infinity
01111001
https://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1358223863_long.jpg
Irishda
Ironically, those were all created by white players
TuskenRaidURoRRuRRR
lol @ habbohotel
importvita
Wut
nohman64
imnotthedoctor
And probably a few ligaments in her leg....
HedgehogsAreSoAwesome
I had the same reaction. After that I stared at it for at least a full minute wondering how she is alive.
Weebinho
You can see her leggings... It is a couch
verbalhermanmunster
No way. The pillow behind her looks like she's sitting on a mattress. Plus look at the upper thigh dimples/cellulite
Counterfit
Maybe the cow was also really fat
HYDROFRACKER
I have a different theory, I think she is wearing jean shorts and on her left leg the jean shorts are too high and she is resting on her leg
jezahb
You think a girl that big is that flexible. Bitch please
Toonight
Errr
Darclee
If there were a cringe-o-meter. ..she would have break it.
NotACanadian
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/no-words-homer-into-brush.gif
finallystoppedlurkingonimgur
That is definitely cringe worthy
TMNTloverthatisalsofromnycbywayofmaine
yeah what the actual f?!
regenrok
PM me your nudes
AYYLM400
No u
SnoodyQ
No me
HeyLookABunny
Awkward.
iGoAwayButWeAreTwoOfSoul
Go on. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Likeamamagoose
Just gotta say how happy it made me that you have 69 upvotes. Alright I'm leaving now
Toonight
It stayed at that for an insane amount of time, too.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Game of Thrones introduces the Redguard from Skyrim.
blueplinx
Redguard from Skyrim? Nords come from skyrim. You want redguards go to hammerfell.
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
The game Skyrim, which is also a correct reference.
baneofthewalrus
Or the other 4 games
reflectedsoundofundergroundspirits
Or just the one that I was referencing. Being correct is not contingent upon the most comprehensive list. There are no levels of correctness
RedStarBeograd
Aunt probably:
Smilinnoir
I seen't good porn start out this way.
Framperton
the fuck does "seen't" mean?
magesinger
Plus 1 for seen't
batman89
Seen't?
jaminjimmyjames
IBetHeToldYouToJustLookAtIt
I DONT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN. AND I LOVET.
YouWereMythTaken
149? Bless your soul.
roninswanson
thanks fam.
JoshsCompany
so much i had to take a break
Zechie
A-choo.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
*looks at clock at work* "yeah, I got time."
PresidentProTempore
Herc is on a role, undefeated.
InanityWolf
I wish I knew where I could get my hands on 149 lightly used black twitter screenshots, all I had to post was 170 tumblr and yik yak posts.
ilikebreadalot
still not enough.
BaconSnausages
I`m disappointed by the lack of `ain`t nobody got time for that` images...
GladiatorofMonteCristo
Entertainment Tonight!
TangoBravo84
Just one short of hunnit an fiddy
if0nly
exactly my point
captainnukeman
The southern way of saying "you moron"
NotACreativeName1
I tried. Couldn't do it
kevind13
That was 149?! I went through that like it was nothing. ...nigga
Frozenpasties
So many mobile users were lost today...
IamaMurse
Not I - mobile user
excelsior1306
Got nothing else to do while at laundromat
lildeidei
I had to find my way back a few times. Phone kept refreshing.
HachiroTanaka
oh look there are dog posts there in front page, let's go!
YourGod
done
KronkSan
The 4th picture about the kid who dropped his chocolate milk should've been tagged as "It's no use crying over spilled milk"
kwansue
I've got dinner plans with a friend whos also an imgurian, Im sure they'll understand when Im 5 hours late
TheLoneFondler
HighlandPrideHides
Praise Helix
reborn579
Praise Helix
MizuNoMark
PRAISE HELIX (there wasn't enough of these I had to contribute )
dhelsan
NOW THIS IS PODRACING
DarthCep13
That was my thought.
mosie12
Bless your heart
BlubbaFett
"All white people do is listen to dont stop believing and break Iphones." I just listened to that song...
QUALITYCONTR0L
idk why but i find that one absolutely hilarious... I've seen it before and it's still so good
lildeidei
I hate that fucking song.
BlubbaFett
Racist! :)
TheOddsAreGoodButTheGoodsAreOdd
Better be careful with your Iphone now...
BlubbaFett
I dont own an iphone :)
TheOddsAreGoodButTheGoodsAreOdd
You're in luck then, no need to break one :)
jalex1215
When you finally get through the whole thing.
MystifiedMustard
It's probably still 2015. I get through these black twitter posts like a knife through butter. :(
NotAnotherFuckingDalek
When you finally get through the whole thing
YourFathersBrothersNephewsCousinsFormerRoommate
A reverse Michael Jackson.
Okiegoon
I normally see 149+ images of wallpapers and stuff and I'm like "Nope". See 149 images of black twitter and I'm all "Thanks fam".
jayxero
FAM, fam.
VulcanP90
u right fam
ICannotDecideOnAUsername
Black here, thanks fam
WhenTheMusicsOver
The last one was the best :')
bickles
Feelin that, fam
IronTarkus
Da squad tok 1 fur da team dis tiem
valkrez
Black Twitter: helping non-black folk understand a culture since approx October 2014
trinistylz2002
Nigga had me dying off of running up in Mcdonalds and getting a killstreak with that weak ass chicken pattie! LMBAO!
ReggieThistletonTheLemur
I totally did not realize I just went through 149 images until I went to check the comments. So yup, productive work day today.
kbtoys
Black Twitter post game so strong no comments about the actual content
OscarsEstus
Bruh
Imneverthatguy
Bruh
Counterfit
Shits fire fam
gorgosaurusrex
Just like my mix tape
FiddleMeThis
Every time I'm finna look through every image
IncognitoFWUH
I got through 129 of them and my Imgur mobile stopped working....better believe I scrolled through them all again to catch those last 20...
Tootiespewpew
Why is black twitter legit the fucking best thing?
Zodi
/r/blacktwitter
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
Hell yes Monica!
GuardLLama
Everybody got time for that!
BeansForShort
E'ybody
bossmode
okay but what's "fam"
Okiegoon
Family/bro n stuff. Read more black twitter. Damn.
bossmode
aight fam
Okiegoon
Tight. Now you getting it bruh. :)
bossmode
say no more
trinistylz2002
True story bruh!
Gorillaabs
Say no more
importvita
The 'say no more' ones are my favorite! Probably my favorite black twitter post of all time:
6footdildo
seriously, never say that again
NameYourself
Say no more
bamige1
Say no more
importvita
Hahahahahahaha *dies laughing*