I laughed.
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1 hour later and I thought I made a big dent in the "Black Twitter - See you next year edition"
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A buddy sent me this, I thought it was pretty accurate
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Good guy google presenting you with a captcha that doesn't look like a fucking rorschach test
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Mrw when waiting for my piece of shit car to pass state inspection.
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No context
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MRW I didn't get a "giftagiraffe" gift.
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this guy again
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I am proud of myself.
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Tom Hiddleston’s Original 'Thor' Audition
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Strong words from a strong woman
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"Diarrhea by lunch time, guaranteed!"
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Take your ass whoopin like a man, Steve.
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Unless you've got POWER!
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You have to give credit where credit is due.
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A bit Ironic that OP's sandals are flaming.
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The kid is such a little dick.
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MRW when a former fuck buddy asks "Where are we going for Valetines?"
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Mace Windu as a Padawan?
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So a buddy of mine competes in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu competitions. He was asking for donations to get to a competition out of state. We made a gentleman’s agreement that he would wear a patch I designed while competing if I donated. This is the result.
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I will accept my downvotes like a god damn man.
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A guy can dream can't he?
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No one believes me until they get to know me or live with me...
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My sons new puppy got stuck inbetween two couch cushions
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We thought they were building a hospital next door to my job. We were wrong.
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Came back from lunch and found this. Sharpie for scale. DIABEETUS!
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Merry Chrithmith and Happy Holithaise!!
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Maybe I should have used the Mallard... oh well
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The 1960s were a rough time for everyone that was not a white male.
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MRW when a girl says I came entirely too fast.
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I'm not enraged or anything, I just think he didn't deserve them.
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Longest two days ever (edited)
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Stay classy America
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Today was a good day.
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God Bless 'Muricuh!
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My condolences to the Chicago Bulls Fans
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My wallet fell out of my pocket in a public bathroom. I seriously considered ordering new credit cards.
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I never knew I liked cats, until now.
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God bless Chicken Charlies
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Shout out to the Clash of Clans players.
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Witty Title.
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Not a fan of the word(s), so I excluded them from my vocab. (-black guy)
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I am still going to keep it...
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I want my 126 minutes back.
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Amateur is the only stuff I'll watch.
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The Facebook page for the injured asshole in the NY street stunt gang.
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I could not find a meme for this. Question still stands.
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To all my friends traveling to Brazil, be safe.
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$75,000 spent in 11 seconds. Epic idiocy.
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MRW my manager tells me I have to go to Texas Health Presbyterian Hospital in Dallas to replace a hard drive in a server.
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The NBA is ridiculous sometimes.
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DOROTHY MANTOOTH IS A SAINT!
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"Please disable adblock to view this stream"
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MRW when I really want a beer but it's too cold to leave the house.
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As someone who travels often for work they give me a little peace of mind.
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The fact that 300 people had sex with this guy is the most surprising part.
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