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#tall #giant #cool #mildly_interesting #mildly_amusing #weird_shit #gif
Jul 23, 2022 5:27 PM
mfrybeasley
137659
1838
35
#tall #giant #cool #mildly_interesting #mildly_amusing #weird_shit #gif
Brmn8r
She would make short work of him
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
If you aren't a 6'+ female, don't apply.
WalksWithNoFear
It's not the size it's how you use it
AngleSimi
This is so sweet
Topherchris92
There are multiple empty seats on that bus
Lovingimpaler
Is the big woman still here?
LucidPariah
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
?
Vesorias
That look she gives him at the end . . . now I want to mildly irritate her to get the same treatment
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
TheGriffin
She-Ra?
nipaxon
Snu-Snu?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Herebychoice
I'd go up on her
LNIwemissyou
Did they both forgot their bus-pants?
MoBullieMom
Speaking as a 6’ woman w/an early growth spurt, I used to date ONLY short men - in college I’d toss’em over my shoulder & take’em home ;-D
dinosaurzoologist
I'm as tall as my husband and when I wear heels and he shaves his face I look like his chaperone :)
BeachsideBarghest
zenoshogun
bassaro
Tormund approves your strategy
spaceboyardee
ILDL
Song is a classic imo. Consistently fun to listen to over the years.
hognosedgrowler
Girls are hot …small tall with a schmeer of baby oil
cryborg
Yekaterina Lisina, Guinness world record tallest pro model of any gender. 6'9", 206 cm. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yekaterina_Lisina
jenhiMlemBaron
I think she's in the Cowboys Don't Cry video by Oliver Tree
NervAssEva
Yep! Not the best quality video but that’s def Yekaterina.
wherearemytesticles
Nice
BeachsideBarghest
Nice
SkutFarkas
I wish I had a girl, and a phone, I would call her!
RawfishFood
You get that snu-snu short king.
Sexxxy7
Wish I was a baller, wish I had a girl wit a crib I would call her...
Jayboots
How short is he tho, to not reach the bar.
ratfaceddog
So short he can’t reach the bar.
LtColThorin
RaynWisp
Damn... that checks out
CerisCinderwolf
He's not- he hadn't stepped up the single stair to the raised portion she stands on, also reaching for the bar rather than rubber handle 1/2
CerisCinderwolf
intended for the lower-level passengers. 2/2
DaffydeDick
Me thinks she likes him.
Ekibwurm
there's a bar in front of his face.....
LarvaLamp
ShiftyBat
A Skee-Lo reference in This day and age? Still gonna upvote.
Shineupordown
Dude the bar is right in front of you , you can grab horizontal
dirtmarker
Nose to noes his toes are in it. Toes to toes his nose is in it. Could be worse.
burnsep
I wish i had a rabbit in a hat with a bat… And definitelya six four Impala
woozle
I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
jfitz
I can’t hear this without the opening to Cannonball because of that damn 2manyDjs mashup
PapaUbu
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala
JSNhova
I wish I was like 6'9" so i could get with Leoshee cuz she don't me but yo she's really fine.
PapaUbu
You know I see her all the time, everywhere I go
And even in my dreams, I can scheme of ways to make her mine
DukeDarkwood
That's what the last part was?
francescajackson2000
Call her what?
JustAddMud
Or grab the hanging leather loop just to his right but do it for the gram though.
Bonemamma
or sit in the clearly vacant seats
isetprettygirlsonfire
But that's why he has a tall gf now and you're posting comments on the internet.
bigdix69420
Would
Hawkhead
Wouldn’t we all…..
BigVag
From my dating history I have this hypothesis that the taller a woman is the less crazy they are.
pecanyourpiehole
Nope. Their crazy just moves a little slower.
ArgJargon
Same amount of crazy, the pressure just builds up in the smaller containers.
Simusar
Plot twist, everyone is crazy, you just need to find someone with the right kind of crazy to go with yours
Whowhywhatwhere
Crazy knows no bounds.
circlebreaker
Yeah, of course. The extra volume helps to even it out.
DaMummy
Similar thing applies to guys. And dogs. Fuck chihuahuas.
BeeAtPeace
https://satwcomic.com/bio-alarm
pixelsnader
I'd rather not, thank you.
hypogi
As the human equivalent of a Chihuahua, SAYTHATSHITTOMYFACEYOUCOCKSUCKINPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKERILLKICKYOURASSFROMHERETOCINCODEMAYOPENDEJO
RatBits
FriskyDing0
This dating advice went in a direction I wasn't expecting
BigVag
Tall girls might not be as crazy to Fuck Chihuahuas!!!! I love the human mind
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
When does it cap out to nit crazy. Just curious cuz it isn't 6' 4"
freckledkink
Nah, we just have more places to hide it
Salpinus
Eeeh, ex wS 6'2", and very controlling/manipulative?
BigVag
im glad she is your ex. hopefully, she changed.
Salpinus
Same! Although I have some strong doubts she's done ?
Flyingwigs
My wife is under 5ft, shes more sane than I am.
BigVag
I just imagined you are both Tasmanian devils from the Looney Tune cartoons
Brrrrrrrt
I guess I've been unfortunate enough to get the outliers lol
isetprettygirlsonfire
Same here, I've had the opposite experience. I'm not confident in his sample size.
Driftcat23
I'm 5'9 on a good day. Dated a woman who was 6'1 and married a woman who is 6'. Neither were crazy at all. Both are very level headed. 1/²
Driftcat23
Small sample size but follows trend. Dated two girls under 5'5 they were the crazies.
NotLuckyDucky
Am short can vouch am crazy
isetprettygirlsonfire
Since you think height rules mentality, I can safely assume you have short man's syndrome and are an insufferable asshole?
Driftcat23
It so obviously does not but I guess my comment on tiny sample size did not make that clear. I'm an insufferable asshole but that's not why.
northsouthly
My ex-wife was 6 ft of pure crazy. Literally had to be locked up
timmargh
I don't choose this guy's wife.
LouisArmstrongsLeftFoot
I do