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sorryiguess
What an absolute ass.
HeHeHebieJeebies
Let's make sure to always have rumps photo and legacy on display - as a warning of what can happen when you sell your politicians.
sleix
I guess it's a blessing that Trump won't unveil it, who'd want their picture sullied by his small hands anyway?
Rovylern
Trumps portrait should include a list of every person who has died due to his incompetent handling of the pandemic response.
Fargus57
Trump also had the portraits of Clinton and G.W. Bush moved to what is now a storage room off the main dining room. Petty bastard.
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
fantanaranja
Tan suit would’ve been better imo
SplendidoSplendente
According to @OP a Dan Winter photograph for New York Magazine is going to be the official portrait which is supposed to be commissioned by
SplendidoSplendente
the White House Historical Association. Errrr...right.
timmyvee
I want to see Trump's long form cognitive assessment exam results.
Schitzoflink
Let's be clear it's not pettiness its fear. Donny is a failure at almost everything in his life. He is also a racist. So he hides from 1/x
Schitzoflink
Someone who seems to be successful and "presidential" is a huge threat to his worldview. Also rich people hate equality.
SrMordred
All Trump is doing is setting up Biden to unveil Trumps portrait to silence, and then immediately unveil Obama's to thunderous applause.
EvanStageTech
Damn good portrait but can a man get more pixels
MyBedroomIsSiberia
This isn't the official portrait.the real one has him seated surrounded by green leaves. This one is really beautiful too, not to diminish i
SplendidoSplendente
The one with the leaves is not the official for the White House but for the National Portrait Gallery.
RebRos3
Relevant: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/obama-white-house-portrait/
theirarefourlights
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-refusing-to-unveil-obama-portrait-at-the-white-house-2020-5
Goodwill82
trump's portrait should be titled "Fragile Impotance"
rudejohn
Including the misspelling of impotence?
TheBMachine
It would be quite topical, wouldn't it
MollyInanna
Not the official portrait. Painting from an article "Yes, We (Still) Can" in the 12/17/16 Italian issue of Wired.
Kizzmyazzok
Correct. It's a Dan Winter photo of Obama. not the official portrait
MollyInanna
http://images.wired.it/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/14131001/1481713799_103-696x390.jpg
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Downvoted for sourcing?
itsahorse
I seriously have a problem grasping that this is the reality We live in now.
PoisonHugs
So tell me if I’m wrong, that Trump jealousy and ego that a Black President is still more famous and better than him. He never stops talking
rudejohn
I don't know that Obama got nearly the coverage Trump has gotten. True that most of Obama's was good while 99% of Trump's is bad...
dogestyle
A lot of his actions as President were solely aimed at unraveling things Obama had put in place. It's personal
chromofoam
Probably because he got ripped at the correspondents dinner for perpetually chasing the birth certificate issue. He’s out of his depth.
dogestyle
well what can we say besides THANKS OBAMA
Roombarover
To bad i can only upwote once
ArtSparkle
I pitty the artist as an artist... who will paint the orange hemorrhoids presidential portrait....
IamfunatpartiesIknow
He has to find one first. He's already having trouble finding an artist to let him use their music
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
I'll do it. For money.
ottman001
Is there any requirement for Trump to sit for and approve the painting? I am sure there are many photos an artist could apply license to!
SchitzzPoppinov
This dude seems more and more sub-human every time I hear/read his name
SchitzzPoppinov
Trump obviously not Obama
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Always remember to see other places for people. If you only hear from one side of things people always look bad.
SkogensKung
I'd need to go to the other side of the world to see that shit.
SchitzzPoppinov
No I agree with you completely. My liberal friends/family think I'm a trump supporter and my conservative friends/family think I'm a snwflk
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Lol I get you there. I've been accused of being right and left by both sides. It's nuts.
Norwegurian
Problem is aint no one saying anything good because there aint no good to be said about Trump, look at all the bad stuff, its a shitload
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
there is Butt loads of bad, but he has done a few good things.
SkogensKung
Name one good thing. Just one, that has GENUINELY helped anyone.
KingKelloggTheWaffleHaggler
Allowing for people who are dying to try medical treatment that is still under testing. Its a super good thing.
hadtodownvote1
There was some thing against animal cruelty that he signed into law or whatever. Of course it doesn't make up for all the evil he's done
BitterSwedeLP
Imagine a president who speaks in sentences
Allthegoodnamesweretakenbeckygod
Dont need to, i was around for Obama.
BitterSwedeLP
bUt hE wAs bLaCk!
DarkSock
Trump’s portrait:
SkogensKung
unpunnyfuns
To think this is from December 2016. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/norwegian-cartoon-banned-twitter-facebook/
lenomdeplume
Maybe this?
whyCantWeBeFriends
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Bubbells
The only baby I might consider punting away from me
GeneralMinuteman
Wait. I thought that painting that had all the greenery with 44 sitting in the chair was the portrait?
notanonymous
That’s in the Smithsonian. This portrait is for the White House.Hopefully Biden will won and he can have a big unveiling party for his buddy
Imaintainnothing
no, no, no - have an unveiling for both of them - and invite Trump and Obama
Ralter3
I wonder what excuse Trump will make up for not showing up. If he's not in jail that is.
notanonymous
^win
Trelkeen
I didn't agree with President Obama on many policy issues but i respected him as a person.
Yonkle
I feel the same way about Trump except for the respect part
ziralien
At least Obama could convey coherent thoughts.
supermeatygirl
Same for me with Bush, certainly didnt agree with many of his policies but seeing him post term makes him seem like a decent guy
Booklover4life
The worst part of W’s presidency were Cheney and his goons. Bring back condeleza rice!!
Trelkeen
I agreed with most of Bush's policies and i liked him as a person. I can stand civil disagreement but Trump is simply toxic
Counterfit
Authorizing torture deserves more than "I didn't agree". Bush belongs in prison.
CarnivorousManatee
We've got plenty to work with for him.
SuperGeniusPS
ForrestDwellingDonkey
He's a Ballchinian
ilovethisdog
trippingthelightfantastic
whybothering
This is what Biden needs to hang up in the Whitehouse in Jan!
TrueNorthernLights
JacobaFett
Movie 45
CaptainTrips1980
Movie 43 was amazing
MannyPulate
Chinball boy.
Syllygrrrl
This photo is ridiculously photoshopped. As an American I can say without a doubt this man has no balls.
karan08
Damn, son!! You killed him.
pebkachu
DrDadJokes
MarcoPoloOnPollo
K, he's a ball-chinnian!
meatofmydragon
somebody give this guy an orange skin and yellow hair...pleaseeeee
pebkachu
HyenDry
God damn I love this one
pebkachu
I didn't make it though, just found this on Twitter
WarlockSniper
You'll love it even more when you hear it isn't photoshopped. It's real.
crankyoldgeezer
Vazzz
Must resist the urge to grab him by it
crankyoldgeezer
RustyMcKraken
wtftomdelonge29
BeanMugged
I'd of thought hanging a black man would be right up Trumps alley...
LazerusK
JackoW
justlittleoldme2020
Rattailjimmy
Zyrixion
Close the comments folks, ain't toppin that. +1
stingraysds
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
TBJ1118
*would have, but +1 for the wittiness
LazerusK
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Because he is rascist
SethBalmore
ChuckKarma
And facist.
tegfdd77
And sexist
Alvamar
And my axe!
whoohwhocanibe
And he’s a racist too
AvocadoHouse
Lol! It took me a second to get what you meant.
BatsArentBugs
Also, he’s party line racist.
whoohwhocanibe
*rascist
BatsArentBugs
*Rastisct
whoohwhocanibe
Rastisct rascit I know
moldy1352
A black Democrat goes against everything Trump stands for, which is apparently nothing at all.
BeardedViking
The bone spurs prevent him from standing for anything.
Arathius8
I disagree! He IS a racist, but he is doing this out of narcissistic spite. He would do this to his own son, if he went against him.
sc363
The birth cert thing too. He has a genuine hate for obama, but he's insanely racist. I don't even think he knows though.
scandia
Oh, he knows, he just doesn't care to behave any other way.
dmjalund
He inherited his racism from his father
arfysdad
It's not genetics, it's choice.
dmjalund
I didn't say it was genetics. More, upbringing (nurture)
BatsArentBugs
Downvoters, please let me know why you downvoted this. Genuinely curious.
logosrising
He no racis
Someoneprobablyneedsthis
The only comment without grammar... Just sayin'..
logosrising
Twump ayn no wasiss doe
whoohwhocanibe
Spelling probably
BatsArentBugs
Awesome. Yeah you’re prolly right.
SuperMylo64
I downvoted because it's not true. The tradition only goes back to the 1970's, but why let facts get in the way of suckin each others dicks.
BatsArentBugs
Interesting.
Emergencymeme
Also didn't DV this but I think he would do this same if O was white. He's just so petty and insecure. Also I think he has NO idea that 1/2
Emergencymeme
He's insecure. Perhaps some strong indoctrination involved... (sry for 2nd language errors) 2/2
PirateofthePancreas
Jmprod has your correct answer. It’s not about removing black portraits it’s just about disrespecting his predecessor
BatsArentBugs
Can it be both?
PirateofthePancreas
Yes!
Rediix
I didnt downvote but I dont think he hates Obama because hes black he hates him because he outperformed him in every sense. He is racist tho
cercle
Trump's involvement in national politics began as the face of the "birther" movement against Obama.. Saying he is Kenyan. It is 100% racism.
maststick
*he doesn’t only hate because he’s black...
sdfsfsfsgs
1/ Trust me. The Wannabe be Hitler cannot stand a black man was president of the United States, so much so, he supported Hillary Clinton
sdfsfsfsgs
2/2 for president in 2008 in her run against Obama for the nomination.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Is there a way to remove any trace of Trump ever being president?
Naefindale
I’ve got bad new for you. I’m pretty sure he will be re-elected.
villlllle
Texas is in play for Biden, it doesn't look very good for Trump.
truthsmiles
I hope not, lest we repeat the same mistake.
WhyAreYouASmugBellend
Yeah there is a big red button for that. It's a bit drastic though.
wiltsjunk
Yeah... it starts with everyone voting for Biden in November
tickle4berries
I saw a documentary that involved something called “infinity stones.” If we could get a hold of them, it can be done in a snap.
WoefulWombat
...bleach?
TheSmoothSayer
Ah, yes, but I think even the beverage of champions would have its work cut out for it on this one
hiyesthisissatan
Whelp it's with a shot, cheers!
papayaofthesun
This administration is a shit stain that just won’t come out.
Uknomad11
Maybe execute him! Exile his whole family to some hot desert prison, so they camouflage for their afterlife.
imatsor
Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Well I mean *Gestures broadly* shits on fire yo
Wozzup
I hope the opposite. I hope America remembers Trump and maybe even learns something from him.
jimicus
Those who forget history are doomed to repeat it. And they're never going to remember if you whitewash it.
Profozpin
History should be taught, in unbiased perspective. If you sweep under the rug past mistakes, how can you avoid repeating them in the future?
decurser
we'll need to remember how fragile a democracy is.
scandia
The White House is going to need to be fumigated after he leaves.
Vadered
No, and there shouldn't be. We need to live with our fuck-ups and learn from them.
AmurTiger
I was going to say something along these lines., 100% this.
PeeterGrant
Are we though?!
scandia
There's no WE in this. I didn't vote for this monster.
jasgstock
FWIW - we can do a better job of making sure this kind of thing doesn't happen again, e.g. during primaries. Believe it or not it's...
jasgstock
.. probably best to register in the party you don't typically vote for, so you can prevent worst-case candidates from reaching office. In..
jasgstock
... this case if enough Dems had voted in GOP primaries, they could have prevented Trump from being president, and instead we could have...
Vadered
There is a WE in this. OUR country is divided enough without us doing so further. We, as in all of America, need to do better.
scandia
I'm not dividing anything. I live in a southern town and see the jacked up trucks with Confederate flags. I don't have multiple Trump...
scandia
bumper stickers on my vehicle. THOSE ignorant, stupid people are instigating this. I do my part by showing compassion as needed to those..
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
I feast upon your downvotes you Supreme Tangerine followers
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
No, dumbass, we don't like Trump, we just know people repeat history if they forget it.
MRFUR10U5
Ya know, they also repeat history if they remember it.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
Sadly that's true, its scares the shit out of me how much people are fawning over Bush just because Trump's an assclown.
bigkingdingaling
After 8 years itll be a real pain but Im sure we can do it
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
Cute you think he is surviving past November
DevonGronka
Biden definitely doesn't have it locked down, and is making exactly the same mistakes Clinton did that cost her the election. The 1/2
DevonGronka
arrogance of the democratic party will be its downfall, I'm afraid. =/ Our two party system is royally screwing us right now.
chibikit0
Worrying that you're sure he won't. I mean, nobody thought he would win a first term, and look where we are now.
DevonGronka
That! Biden is doing the same sorts of things that cost Clinton the election. It's awful to watch again.
BichesLoveMy120mmSabotPracticeRound
I am not sure, there is always a chance for stupid as proven by his ass sitting behind the Resolute but I'm confident this will be his last.
smorsdoeuvres
onef8
I've seen "45" a couple times, did I miss something today? I don't get this reference.
onef8
I think I just answered my question. The 45th president?
Booklover4life
You are correct.
hnngh
sdfsfsfsgs
Insecure is a weird way to spell Nazi.
totoro666
Not all who are insecure are nazis, but all nazis are insecure.
Kazgen
You're right, Obama doesn't, and supposedly communicated he wouldn't come for the ceremony either.
eggmuffin
"45"?
lobovera
45 as in Trump is the 45th president of the USA.
ShaveSteedlesmack
*president. Stolen presidency always deserves an asterisk.
Booklover4life
And impeached. Impeached earns the asterisk as well.
theresalwaysmoneyinthebananastand11
“Don’t boo, vote!” Probably the most legit line I’ve heard any of my fellow Americans say in my 30 years of being alive
smorsdoeuvres
RisingPhoenix92
Fucking shame a number of people didnt follow on that advice.
ActuallyAPirate
I bet he feels for the artist, unable to show off his work.
WeirdStealth
The only time Obama seems to care, is when the insecurity of 45 is hurting American citizens.
MasterChristopher
Let's be real, he's probably honored to be despised by Trump.
softsuit
I don't think he derives pleasure in that manner. To Classy
JStengah
I bet he cares a lot, not out of ego, but for all the people Trump has hurt and now killed due to Trump's pettiness and hatred towards him.
jw987654
https://www.instagram.com/tv/CC_QWupgdlK/?igshid=eyk6hlwdxvt0 Obama posted this yesterday. Worth a watch.
Adsma2002
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johnelway
Yeah- what a poorly worded comment
JStengah
It's likely why he hasn't been very vocal about things that could help, anything he says/does will only put a target on it for Trump's hate
Bimblefack
#Obamacare
NavaHo07
I feel like that program would have worked better if healthcare wasn't so tied to your employer. Sister in law still couldn't afford private
Obipan
#obamacares
tinydog
#obamascars?
LariCheltsy
#mascarasob
Lambast
Did he get into a knife fight?
Santorrr
#obamacaress
DrForester
Biden needs to hang trumpy's portrait in the bunker.
amificus
Every toilet
robingal1
Or under the pipes of the worst shitter hole
Weedies617
Upside-down
WarBearGrrrrrrr
Biden fortunately isn’t a 7yrs old spoilt child / bully and will not act like a petty ignorant fool
ArgJargon
IN the fireplace, not above it.
amificus
Over the can
TheFatherMind
It would be awesome if the next president took down Trump's portrait and put up Obama's in its place.
puffyjacket69
If elected president, I would torch his shit and direct 500% of the doj resources to nothing but putting him and Mitch McConnell behind bars
Khikik
Burn it
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dragonherder
A kennedy? The kennedy's left in politics are not so great. And you don't know if he lost the black vote at all.
ilovethisdog
This one.
Forgotmyoldaccountbutohwell
More like in a fucking garbage can or public bathroom.
Messingwithyou
By the bin in the kitchen would be about right
RHFiesling
no Not really. He just needs to do it like it is supposed to and just add a plaque. Otherwise some idjits will see interpret it as a Victory
MySpooNiz2biG
Kanye's bunker?
Treforce
I suggest it be hang in the bunkers toiletroom... preferably inside the toilet bowl.
NowIHaveToChangeThis
Use it as a backboard for the trashcan
Syxcfaq
It should be attached to the inside of a urinal so everyone can show Trump their "appreciation".
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Or in a basement toilet.
Bystandr
Digitize and print it on the bottom of the toilet bowl in the main bathroom of the WH.
mypreferedusernamewastaken
Behind the shitter door ?
riderofthepurplesage
You mean the dartboard?
HellfireJags
Right above the dumpster out back.
slyphen
upside down
Mithi
"Biden needs to hang trump" ... the rest of the sentence is superfluous.
MatrixCreatrix
Next president puts up Trump portrait except it's that Ralph Wiggum meme.
shinagami091
Right over a urinal. Maybe even inside the urinal so they can piss on his face. Oh wait, Trump might enjoy that.
SpecialContainmentProcedures
ONLY IF YOU VOTE
whatwhenwherewhyhowwho
Trash can
ZNinny
*at the Kremlin
beggingyourmajestyspardon
In the dumpster. Then light the dumpster on fire. It would be an accurate portrayal of his administration.
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
Biden just needs to hang Trump
GoodFUCKINGmorning
Wonder what is will look like.
ThighHighsSaveLives
burn it
StarscreamAndHutch
Make a glory hole out of it.
Zickezacke
THAT is the most offturning thing I heard in my life - and I know the internet .
Esdog
In the shitter.
Nekomatsuya
J3lek
On the dumpster
triestino21
In the dumpster.
ThisIsYourLifeNow
#Bunkerbitch
smax410
Or over a flaming trash can
mkmiller
No artist deserves to have to paint Shit, then have it stuffed away. If some poor bastard puts time into it at least make it accessible.
mkmiller
For posterity sake let it hang... But it should be an accurate portrayal of trump. Any untouched photo will do.
Zickezacke
No. Put his portrait where it belongs. Right under it in big letters. "Never forget, never again!"
SamArt53
There’s a small problem... Biden and Obama have never seen the bunker. Trump will have to show them where he “inspected” it.
TevishSzat
Eeh, I'm sure they can just ask the secret service guys where the cheeto hid.
MrRobSteel
Just look for the damp patch in the corner.
SpikeWolfwood
I'd rather see the courts hang Trump for treason.
mrbaldangles
Not with that fat ass, his head would pop off. Drown him in the reflecting pool in the shadows of true patriots
SpikeWolfwood
Fun fact. Theres a table to prevent decapitation / strangulation. Neck break is ideal https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Table_of_Drops
tototototoro
No it needs to be ceremonially burned on the front lawn of the white house whilst wiccans are invited in to burn incense and smudge sticks..
tototototoro
To remove the foul presence and odour that will most likely remain. You might also want to look into the removal of Industrial quantities..
tototototoro
Of Cheetos dist or whatever that foul coloured muck he paints himself in is. I bet its on everything.
bydesignph
Fuck that,write him out of the history books completely
MurialsCourage
Something, something, doomed to repeat it.
gerf
I'd draw a mustache and bucked teeth on Trumpy's. Then make Obama's twice as big. Not even a Democrat and I would.
Gholson4
At this stage I think a public hanging would be much more popular.
idiosamatik
imgurj17
fartymcstinkpants
I this movie w a s amazing
MaximizedAction
And by that mean a public hanging of the portrait of course. How about hanging it upside down?
BeerAndChips
This is the way.gif
Gholson4
Of course.
EmCeeMiNacion
Fuck that, hang it on a building that’s about to be demolished. Or in one of those confederate museums.
crankyoldgeezer
kli0pOOO23
who else can hear from that lol
crankyoldgeezer
Oh totally
zaqx
Did trump tweet about a bunker?
Kennisibueno
He was taken to it at one point for safety issues then claimed he was there to inspect it.
bydesignph
Your a real man ,no need to run and hide
Bassemuss
#toxic_masculinity
Domivla
What? Explain how this is toxic please
PowerOpticalLow
*You're
bydesignph
You were a man ,sure you didnt need it .
bydesignph
Opps are.
FurtiveGlancer
Or burn it on the WH lawn...
inspades
Getting pretty confident, imgur. Just like last time. You know the wronger you are the funnier it is to us.
dav3nasty
So why are you voting for him again? You’ve seen all the stuff from this site right? What could possibly redeem him to you?
inspades
I wasn't going to vote for him because my state always votes right but I will this time because some states are going by the popular vote.
inspades
Although I'll be voting against all incumbent members of congress on both sides. They are the real problem, not Trump.
KatByte0
your fuckin brain dead
TCGreen
No states go by popular vote.
inspades
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Popular_Vote_Interstate_Compact
Devolv3
Did you misspell Dumper?
idownvoteyouruglycats
The bathroom in the bunker
ladyXechoXkenobiXbarnes
How about in the septic tank connected to the bunker?
gir28311
Upside down in the toilet of the bunker, with the name spelt incorrectly maybe "Dawnawld Dump"
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
Upside down
TheTimesTheyAreAChangin
Shit, use it as a floor mat for the toilet
Shoutrr
as a carpet in the bathroom, right in front of the toilet, so he can get what he likes: being peed on
Nekomatsuya
ministryofpeace
That would just make my ass dirtier
AtmaDarkwolf
Not even. You go to the bathroom to cleanup, to relax while ya poo - Nah, hang this up under the lid of the Dumpster behind the whitehouse
IamfunatpartiesIknow
That's not what you want to see every time you go to the bathroom
SoraHjort
Gezus that would scare the shit out of me if I walked into the bathroom and saw that.
Travellightly85
Well, your shit would be quick then.
SoraHjort
Would solve any constipation problems I have.
sorryiguess
Under the toilet lid
TheSmoothSayer
In the bowl
datester35
Maybe in the plumbing
Z31Bomber
Why? No other president would even know its there
MurialsCourage
Noice!
sorryiguess
Good point. So in the bowl.
spittytrinkles
Upside Down.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Gas station
smax410
Bath room. (Sorry your comment was only half completed)
RePete21
Over one of Canada's recently recommended glory holes. We try not to discriminate
smax410
That just seems like it’s gonna discourage erections bro
RePete21
That's fair dude, there should be a "choose your own adventure" option
GlobalConstitution4all
He needs to hang it normally because those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
uitSCHOT
I do hope Biden does have an official ceremony for it tho. Just to show Trump how it should be done and not sink as low as he did.
TypedThisWithMyPenis
As if Trump would ever comprehend the significance of it.
Jefzwang
Came to this comment reply thread looking for this. There's no need to stoop down to Trump's level. Be the better person, y'all.
IHaveABridgeToSell
Just make it microscopically smaller than the others. Not so small you could see the difference, but enough that rump will know it.
dragonherder
We just need to have someone run photoshop on the portrait and "print" it out onto some sorta method to do it on canvas. Shrink Trump's baby
dragonherder
hands even more than they are so he just looks ridiculous. Or do the portrait as the one where people tinted his face a little more orange
dragonherder
than normal that really bothered him.