MasterChristopher

117916 pts ยท May 20, 2020


There aren't a lot of things that I like. Things I may like include: Anime and manga, games, mystery/suspense, undercover/spy stuff, nudes/porn (Hentai too), attention, seafood, and stand-up comedy. And I'm not making this up, unlike @cangarejos

Now to carry on like nothing happened.

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He spits fast, but the subtitles are faster!

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MFW it's a little less weird for me to have my Batman costume on at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month since it's almost Halloween, and no one's suspicious of me being in my neighbor's sprinklers anyway

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How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man??!!

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2nd Ever (On Imgur) Fancy Friday!! Tie edition!

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It's Fancy Friday once again - Forearms edition

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It's Fancy Friday!

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Happy Black FF

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Still, we should stop electing the unfortunate ones...

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Whipped this one up in about 45 seconds

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MRW as we approach the end of another Titty Tuesday

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MFW it's cloudy at 3:32 PM on the third Tuesday of the month and only just now getting to my neighbor's sprinklers because I was too distracted by Titty Tuesday at 3:32 AM

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Imgur, are you okay? So, Imgur, are you okay? Are you okay, Imgur?

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Still no? Then what if I told you A:TLA is 20 years old today?

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I rememeber Septmemeber

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MFW it's hot af and 3:32 AM on the Third Tuesday of the month, so I can finally get some relief in my neighbor's sprinklers while I get some relief in my neighbor's sprinklers

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Fool me once, shame on... Know what? Shame on those who fell for it even the first time.

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They're all good girls, Brent

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WTF? It seems I didn't post this last 7/29?!

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MFW it's my Cake Day, but I can't ask for stuff anymore because the glory days of Old Imgur have passed, so I have to go relieve myself in my neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM instead since it also happens to be the third Tuesday of the month

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It's that time of year again, where we remember this dude votes.

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MFW I'm basting my Thanksgiving turkey in the neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month

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Call me when you're 18 though

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Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was Banana Day!

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After all these decades, I still don't understand why...

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T'was the third Tuesday before Christmas and the neighbor has their Christmas lights on at 3:32 AM

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Who needs increased video length?

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It's a friend's birthday today, but you guys got all the Star Wars stuffed covered, so here's some random and/or lewd memes

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MFW I don't even have 16 favorites, so instead I get into my bat costume and make my way to my neighbor's sprinklers at 3:32 AM and whip out this classic, since it's the third Tuesday of the month

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Why am I like this though? D:

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What - What are you doing?!

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Unlike those disingenuous can openers, who will go right back to ignoring our veterans as soon as Pride Month is over, since they're only using their "Appreciation Month" as a political tool to hate on the gays

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MFW it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month but everything is frozen solid

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Things were simpler back then...

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You'll find no chill here

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It's that time of the month again

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There's one thing a Saiyan always keeps...

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Always good advice, even if you're not a smoker

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No ifs, ands, or buts!

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T'was the third Tuesday before Christmas, and not a creature was stirring... Except me at 3:32 AM in my neighbor's sprinklers

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When it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month, but you becum frozen solid mid-stroke

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Snoop called him a weirdo before it was cool. Now he's cool with the weirdo. How very disappointing...

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When it's 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month and my neighbor's lawn is all brown from that month of excessive heat, so I'm helping to reseed his grass

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This was in 1991 btw

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Everyone expects pranks on Halloween day, so instead I get in my Batman costume at 3:32 AM on the third Tuesday of the month to leave my mark on my neighbor's lawn... Just to catch him off guard...

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MRW that Jewish wizard we buried two days ago is no longer in his tomb

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Third annual birthday meme dump for two birthday girls whose birthdays are today!

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But I know it won't work

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