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Apr 27, 2022 12:38 PM
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sittingfarawayfromtheworld
But wait there's more, it even comes with a free set of steak knives.
GRaffted
Does it come in black so my family can congregate around it & worship it?
SorryButMyUsernameIsUnavailable
DarthAndy
By weight that's about 16.6cm on a side, so unless those are 30cm cabs, I'm calling shenanigans on that picture.
Blackfinity
If I had space on my counter for one I'd buy it.
beaubrent
WAAANT
RumbleNtheJungle
Is it fingerprint resistant?
RandallKavanaugh
...and it has Bluetooth!
CriticalCritic
I have this, almost exactly. It makes ice.
jdore8
It'll go great with my Sony stupid piece of shit that doesn't fucking work. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyVh1_vWYQ
FlyingTigerRose
I laughed so fucking hard at this!!! Thank you so much!
sfbiker
This is exactly why my wife has been looking for - anyone have an Amazon link?
jimfalconer611
It should also plug in to several outlets to use them up too
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
And draw enough energy that if you try running anything else you trip the breaker.
rdswords
But it has an attachment cube for making sausage!
jimmythehat1
Does it cost almost as much as the original cube?
OhIfIMust
You have 20 minutes to move your cube!
reallynotmikepence
Finally I can see it being made!
BIC777
Looks great
BeetBoxer
I need it.
sodalis
My grandma did it the old fashioned way. She had a stone cube for her countertop.
BabyJebusCripes
Don't give Whirlpool any ideas.
Pavloval
I've got to admit, that is a beautiful cube.
glassware
I will be sad when they make me incinerate it
Smacketywack
Get two! Twice the beauty at twice the price.
trigonman3
Steve Jobs did it!
NotADutchman
They call it The Placeholder.
ThePartyLeader
It'll last forever though
Henchman86
Uggg my kitchen aid dishwasher was a POS. Got a Maytag now and the thing is a TANK.
ThePartyLeader
On no. Kitchen aide countertop only. No 10000$ fridges
Wasnbo
Someone: "I have a steel cube from 1973 and it still works great!" Imgur: *screeching about survivors bias and energy efficiency*
itsthevoiceman
I mean, yeah.
DonoraSmogger
They're just good to have.
hurleyman77
Naw man, that's one of them kilograms they got in England. They don't work over here.
RagingNorseman
Just like Apple! Design before functionality!
CynKin
Wait a minute. My apple is better. lol
DavidBrooker
An 80 pound block of stainless steel should be smaller than that, 4.5 liters or about the size of a big jug of milk.
Imsurprisedihaventchangedmyusernameyet
6.5" cube
talianagisan
part of the casting is filler, showcasing the downward slope of product quality to the consumer as the years go by.
scuba7jb
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
Beat me to it.
myr14d
That's a glorious D6 in the making. Time to wreck some GM tables.
sfrinlan
"Roll 2d6" "Alright, I've got this one white die, and this one *hefts from the floor onto the table* I named 'Gondor calls for KitchenAid'"
Sheldonian
The important thing is, does it come in red or white too?
6313326
Different colors come in limited runs - buy them while you can! Collect them all!
thevortexmaster
Does it at least hum?
EscalatorCongestion
you got me, you son-of-a-bitch.. I laughed out loud
notblubber
No! It knows the words!
Scottyswans
Ah yes, the companion cube
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme
I love it!
jhilden0022
It's squared for your convenience
Th3H1ghlander
The cake is a lie
lazysombrero
The panna cotta is the message.
Sirlan47
Well, now I want one of these 80lb stainless steel cubes.
AtleastIvegotthatgoingforme
Can Siri and Alexa control it?
knowmynameyoudonot9000
The cake is a lie.
Carl99
*Weighted Companion Cube. Thats why it's 80 whole pounds.
ministryofpeace
This is a triumph! At 80lbs, it's definitely weighted.
Carl99
I'm making a note here, huge success.
lazysombrero
Fo eemotional daamage
Sleepy360
That hurt so much when I had to sacrifice it to finish the level.
admiralawesome4213
Targe0
That come in the form of finger prints.
EngineeringDisaster
At least it will never threaten to stab you.
RekkonV
And, in fact, cannot speak.
ReverseTrapTsukasa
FlyingTigerRose
What is this from, please?
NightShade2111
Portal 2
FlyingTigerRose
Animation looks great - TYVM!
Phoenix0rion
Portal 2, both are great puzzles games with aan amazing story!
qroniq14
Why the hate on kitchen aid? I love my mixer.
Kerberos623
mmm doublebatch 4 loaves of zucchinebread at once!
AbhainnFuil
Absolutely, I have a Kitchenaid mixer I use 2 to 3 times a week making bread, very happy with it.
Syko73
Me too. Ours used to belong to my wife's grandmother. and we use it at least twice a week
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Many people buy it, use it once, then just lose the counter space as they never use it again.
maplegrl
We found an original pistachio green kitchen aid mixer by Hobart in the Father in laws basement. Currently taking up space...
maplegrl
Can't let it go. Might have to learn how to make bread?
SarcasticComment
Used a bread hook yesterday to make pizza dough
OverwhelmingSurplusOfDiggity
Kitchenaid plus bread hook equals awesome.
SgtFriskers
No, no. Breadmaking was in 2020.
Rogahar
I think it's more mocking people who buy expensive + bulky kitchen equipment that then just sits unused on their counter.
Valavuo
Why is it called a "counter"? It doesn't count anything, damn it!
GyozaAndSquid
Short for countertop and called so because it resembles the "counters" or long tables in shops where goods were traded and money was counted
gaiidraws2
It’s nice to have it in hand when needed
SarcasticComment
I mean I don't use a mixer daily, but you try juicing 80lbs of tomatoes without the attachment.
Rogahar
I never have cause to juice 80lbs of tomatoes to begin with so that doesnt really sell me on it lol
SarcasticComment
When canning season is upon us, the brave rise to the occasion
kennerly
Tomato mills eyeing you angrily
SarcasticComment
Basically the same thing but attaches to a kitchen aid motor
reallynotmikepence
Where is that I'm in this picture and I don't like it meme.
jon5465
What's going on? ⚪ It's annoying or not interesting ⚫ I'm in this photo and I don't like it ⚪ I think it shouldn't be on Facebook ⚪
jon5465
Scrap FB.
Rogahar
I would love a good KitchenAid mixer but I guarantee I would never use it nearly often enough to warrant the cost.
ThrowAwayAcct0000
My husband bought one on a whim when the pandemic started. He uses it to make bagels, bread, cookies, etc. But it doesn't sit on the counter
SarcasticComment
I use mine for juicing and filtering out pulp. There are a lot of attachments that you could use beyond just mixing