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First off... Yes I am a female hair stylist. This does not mean I ONLY do female hair cuts
About 80% of my clientele is male. I loooove doing mens hair cuts and the relationships I have. Mens haircutting is very satisfying because if one wants to change their look we just have to wait 6-10 weeks to grow it out. Men are also amazing clients because they remain loyal for so long. A women will typically get her hair cut 4 to 6 times a year max. IF she gets color I see her every 8ish weeks depending on what color effects I do. Men on the other hand, I see every 4-8 weeks max. However the biggest difference between mens and women's haircuts are that men usually just say "I don't know what I want..." or "Your the professional, you decide!" I hate that men not only do not have the knoweldge about their hair but in this society are told to not care! YOUR HAIR IS YOUR CROWN!!!!!!!!!! So I wanted to give a quick lesson and pointers to forging your perfect crown.
First off there is a difference between a barber and a hair stylist.
A barber can use a straight razor with no guard and (typically) work majority with male clientelle..... Thats pretty much it. In my state to be a hair stylist you must take 1200 hours to apply for licensure testing. To become barber its usually ANOTHER 1000 hours to practice with straight razor and its needed! I've used them before and it scares the shit out of me to put a blade to someones neck but it makes a cleaner cut and taper. But we'll get on to that later. If you don't want a straight razor a practiced hair stylist might work just as well for you.
Also please before I start please dont take the shearto yourself. It never really ends well.
I have fixed SSSSOOO many do-it-yourselfs or mom-did-it or I-was-so-drunk-I-don't-remember-who-did-it. Then you end up paying anyways. I worked hard to become as talented at my job as I am.
Now first thing to look at is length.
Now length is very imporant to a mens hair cut and how it will be cut. If you want your sides and back of the head done under 1 1/2 inches I say you should absolutely do a clipper. The sizes of guards go from 10-00000. My zero guards do go from 0A (meaning just above a zero) to a 5 zero. then I have my trimmer which is as close as I can get without literally shaving your. Anything above an inch and half should be shears. Honestly for me anything above and inch should be shears as it is harder lines meaning piecey like in the pic above! Ask your hair stylist to measure your hair! We have a ruler on most of our combs!!!!!
Next is style and the amount of time you will be willing to put into your do
Now DO NOT come into a shop and say you want this without wanting to put in 5 tiny min to style your hair. It doesnt take long but if you cant do it then dont wear it. Its ok to not want to have a well put together look but then you can not expect these kinds of cut with out the effort on your hand. You cant buy a car and complain you need to put gas into it to take you somewhere!!!!!!!
Next you want to do it discuss your texture.
I FREAKING LOOOOVE curly hair on men. It can make the best styles. it also means more upkeep. Curly and straight hair can usually have the same cuts but the method is different and the results vary.
Next is tapering.
Now TAPER means that you get lower to the scalp as you get closer to the neck line. Meaning if you wanted a taper starting with say a 4. That would be above your partial bone (below your temple where it rounds out) then a 3 to your occipatal (bulgy bone in the back of you neck... you you are not an alien we all have them) then a 2 and your nape (neck hair line) this of course has "half steps" in between to blend. This fellow in black and white as a very sold look meaning little to no taper. But all mens hairstyles taper slightly as it adds a masculne edge.
This is a good example of a taper
See how it hugs the head? I think it provides better out growth so you keep that new hair cut look longer.
THIS IS A FADE
Now a fade i a more severe taper. It usually blends to a 0. But if you want this kind of tight 0 fade you can really not go any longer then 4 inches on top of your head with out if not being able to blend well.
For my bearded gentlemen
A beard is one of my favorite things. I love a lil scratchy sexy stubble, i love thick beards and everything in between. I suggest if you want a thicker beard to trim it not shave it every few days and apply an oil. But don't worry if you can grow one yet, that means you have a smaller chance of losing your hair. You win some you lose some. But if you do have a luscious bird nesting beard you MUST compliment it with your hair cut and have it almost reflect the size or shape on top or else you will look like an upside down candy corn
SIDE BURNS
Side burns is one place where men also say a lot "I DONT CARE." wellll you should. They sculpt your face. I say blend them out to give you a longer face shape, put them above or below your cheek bone to contour or take them high to square your face!
Another hidden treasure no man seems to care about.
Your neck line is imporant. I know you can't see it but we all can and its one of those subtle things that can tie your look together and you have to get it done anyways! Make them hate to see you go but love to watch you walk away! Now I usually do what ever will be the most natural out growth. A very important thing to remember is, its not how you leave looking today, its how you look 2 weeks from now.
Details
Again go for more subtle. If you want stripes or lines do it in the back. If you want a hard part (literally where i take a trimmer and shave it in for you) then go slow. It does not take long for it to grow back and it hard to blend out.
The last part of any hair cutting I do it facial hair
I'll do an oil or help the hair and have it not get imgrown hairs in the future and keep it lush. Then I will accentuate the jaw line. Who doesn't like a sexy jaw?
Finally product!
The thing men usually know or care the least about! The first step is to buy professional hair products SOLD IN A PROFESSIONAL SALON! If you buy american crew from walmart guess what? Its not quality. Its old, or counterfeit. There have been studies done showing that if you buy professional quality products you save money. It is more consentrated and doesnt have alchohol or other fillers. You use a 3rd as less if you fallow directions. It also saves you time by speeding up drying time and not having to BUY MORE PRODUCT that has probably expired anyways
Now the main differences
A gel based product is a hard hold meaning it dries stiff and usually crunchy. if you not using the right stuff it will cause build up and crumble in your hands. a wax based product (usually a pomade theres really not much of a difference now) was a flexible hold meaning you can touch it but it wont stay as well. Now finishes, shine means literally shine. I am not a fan as it looks like you can not touch it. A matte finish means no shine. I looove matte finishes and always use them. They make your hair look expensive and more natural. If you have curly hair use a wetter, creamier wax or pomade. For more hold apply dry, for less hold apply wet as some will avaporate.
Now styling is imporant.
Even the best cut can not be worn nice without the right styling. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG with a man using a blowdryer,dry shampoo (holy shit is that amazing but I cant get into that now) or anything else. We are all people and I love to groom. I think it's good for self asteam. Look how good cats are off!
THIS IS WHAT PRODUCT CAN DO!
You think Ryan Gossling just wakes up in his goose nest or what ever looking that god damn hot!? NO. He uses product....
Brows
DONT GO OVER BOARD!
But they can really help out
Again nothing is wrong with a man caring about his apearance. I do a lot of guys brows. I stay very natural, still I know guys are worried about seeming to femine for doing this. but I assure you no women has ever said "You know Kim... All I want is a big, sexy guy with a HUGE unibrow." But if you wanna rock it do it! Just never feel wierd about wanting them done. They frame and contour the face
Finally
In conclusion I hope you all enjoyed or learned a little something. I was going to write a career stories album but thought was actually more helpful. I know it was a lot but I really do enjoy my job and get the most out of it when I know someone feels and look amazing. I love my boys that have remained so loyal to me for hair cuts! My last bit of advice is please be nice to your barber/stylist. We stand for 7-12 hours a day non stop, listen to other peoples problems and truly care about you and your hair! If anyone has any questions I would love to answer! I dont need points I would just love it if someone saw this and understood and enjoyed something that they have to do all the time.
"Fam what you want ?" "I wanna feel like a safari hunting trophy" "Say no more"
PS I know my spelling errors are there. There is a reason I became a hairstylist.
Excefellow
But I'm Black... barely any of this applies to me
TemporaryUzername
how many firsts are there?
tommyisalreadydeadson
as a black dude I'm perplexed at how complicated white hair has to be
BalisticSquirel
Haha Op you'd hate me, i have long hair AND i cut it myself. :)
Imtheguywhogetsawaywithit
Same here. Short hair just looks weird on me.
thegr8rambino
I wish getting a haircut was as quick and easy as it is in gta
Redrocketsaa
Parietal* bone, Occipital* bone - Otherwise, i learned a lot!
catsaregroundowls
And the occipital bone isn't on the neck. :/
LisaMegatron
I'm a hairstylist, too. None of us can math. There IS a reason we chose a creative industry :)
Maverickk157
Can we get a black hair edition of this post?
randomweirdness
I get my hair cut once a year
redleaderstandingby
But I'm bald.
kenta89
Same:/
foolshope
Cut my own hair with a nail scissor for years. First cut every hair to 10cm and then shortened the sides and neck. Even did my SO thrice d:
sonicpet
I've also cut the hair of quite a few of my friends. Kinda helps being a designer and having an eye for what fits to different facial shapes
sonicpet
16 years since I last visited a hairdresser, been cutting my own hair for that long. By now I have a pretty good idea what works and not :)
GoofyGoobers
nail scissors are nice cuz they are sharp! just dont use anything dull cuz u can break the cuticle! im sure u do an awesome job :)
BeeExpert
I cut my own hair too, but with a regular sewing scissors. I've been doing it about a year and a half. The hardest part is the back
bluedragon00
Thanks for the post! Read the whole thing and found it very informative.
irongyrfalcon
Girls like touching my hair (it's thick) so this is very helpful.
ChloePrice
I'm a guy and I appreciate a hairstylist as enthusiastic as you. I'm really picky about my hair & love it when the person who cuts is too.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
I just shave my head in the bathroom
TBurrfoot
Then I let it grow for a few months and do it again.
MyPatronusIsVernonDursley
I do it about twice a month
DancingPanther
"To the top of the ears again?" "Yup thanks Wendy" is the extent to which I think about my hairstyle.
Robokomodo
What about guys with super long hair? I have that and none of this applies to me because I can't grow a beard, either.
cjackc
Cut it?
odysseus
You vastly over-estimate how much an average man is willing (or able) to spend on a regular basis. I'm sure you're very good (& expensive.)
odysseus
Seriously, many guys here probably really appreciate this info, but there's one group you've missed out who would appreciate it more.
GoofyGoobers
ehhh my hair cuts for men aint that expensive. about $20 if i wash and style em. i see the same guy every month or every other month.
MyfavoritewordsstartwiththeletterB
That's cheap, my stylist now charges $30 and I tip. I usually go once a month, minimum. Twice if I have an event and need cleaned up.
ErdricktheHero
That is what I pay for a haircut and a beard trim at my barber and I see him about every 3-4 weeks.
PeepJerky
I'd actually pay that. Tried a salon and payed around $40 and they didn't do any better than BoRics, so after twice I said fuck it.
odysseus
Where do you live? I pay triple that (in £) for barely a cut.
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
I don't go to a stylist anymore because I don't typically wish to speak to this stranger about my personal life.Can we just get to bidness?
ominousdusk
I hate small talk too but I'm a girl with long hair :(. You don't care about my life I don't care about yours let's not pretend pls! Lol
GoofyGoobers
ya im a chatty stylist but some dont like that so i shut the fick up and concentrate. bring a book and they wont bother u w small talk
IbetterFedeliskSKIELSKPadarscoumbBABARND
I don't intend to be rude, but I just avoid that nonsense like the plague. shave my head at home now. Thank you for responding :)
GoofyGoobers
your not rud/e at all. do your shit. im just hoping someone might be like "oh bring a book
WhoTheShitIsKingsleyZissou
Dry shampoo? Vat is das?
GoofyGoobers
amazing shit. its shower in a can
yesyoucancancan
Holy Shit. I never need to shower again.
WhoTheShitIsKingsleyZissou
Thanks! I'll try to get some. Btw in the last 20 minutes since I saw your post, I've gotten myself a booking with a stylist. Going in 1h
ThirtyTwo
You are well on your way emulating being an astronaut living aboard the ISS, just saying
ChubbsIsMyName
*Was ist das. Sorry, I can't help it.
sparkledick
German language Nazi... can't help it either
ChubbsIsMyName
Hahaha!
BoobDylan
Great read...but I'm still going to stick to my own s**ty haircuts.
IDontSeeEnoughDarkTowerOnImgur
This. If you don't care that much a clipper haircut is fairly doable. You'll get better at it over time, be able to play with it.
YeastLord
Hey! I'm also a Dylan who cuts his own hair.
TBurrfoot
I shave mine once every six months or so.
staticlife
Oh if only I could find a hair dresser/stylist/person who cared this much. I haven't like any of the ones I've been to in years.
LisaMegatron
I'm a hairstylist, this makes me sad! It could be the type of salon you're visiting, try a more premium place. You get what you pay for.
staticlife
Not around Sydney are you? Tried a few in Qld and Sydney since moving. Haven't had a good one since my ex's sister.
staticlife
And I obviously can't go there anymore!
LisaMegatron
I live in Michigan, US. I wish there was some way I could help! Best of luck!
staticlife
Next time I'm in MI I'll swing by for a haircut
LisaMegatron
And a beer too, I hope! We were voted Beer City USA. Come to Grand Rapids and I'll get you fixed up with a good haircut and a pint any day!
GForce805
Uh oh, so my American crew wax ordered out of Amazon might be fake? :( It seems ok to me
cjackc
No way they are putting bad product in the biggest retail chain (Walmart) and the biggest online store (Amazon, make sure sold by Amazon)
LisaMegatron
Fellow hairstylist here. Product displacement is a huge problem in our industry. I'd also only recommend buying product from a salon.
GoofyGoobers
it might be real. but i kinda doubt it. its probably old meaning it will dry out faster. use it up then go to your local salon!
LisaMegatron
We have bumble and bumble, and Kerestase. I die when people tell me they're buying that shit online. Enjoy your bottle of mystery goo!
thesantafeshuffle
I buy American Crew from a salon, is it safe?
GoWithTheFro
As a black dude with a shaggy fro, what is all this?
sexybuttercup
I wish there was more info for us. It's hard as hell to describe what I want.
CaramelElephant
A black man called buttercup? I can dig it
sexybuttercup
SEXYbuttercup, thank you very much.
medicalmonkey
Awesome! I'm a dude that for 34 years, just found a barber i trusted and said, "do what you think will look good. " no more.
user2000
Haha I did it everytime. Guess no more! I thought it was a good thing g to say that she is the professional. If you are a hairstylist:SORRY
sparkledick
I get mine cut about twice a year. Either I'm lucky or I get good hair stylists, because it looks great short and grows out well. No prefs.
MyfavoritewordsstartwiththeletterB
That's the best things to do if you aren't sure what you want. They'll always fix you up, you're walking advertisement for them.
notme222
As someone who started going bald at 21 and still can't grow a beard in his 30s, your comments hurt me deeply. :(
PenisFacts
I too need tips for styles which mask the ol' receding hairline
AdoIfHitIer
Time for Lex Luthor mode.
existencialcrisiszone
I'm a 26 year old woman going gray on my head, and growing black hairs on my chin. Lets switch pls. $114 a month just to color this shit...
InboxMeYourB00bs
Dress sharp as fuck.
BeeExpert
My hairline has been retreating like the french for the last 3 years... im only 22 :( Also, definitely cant grow a beard.
PublicClassMiloImplementsPerson
I'm 18 and have a very visible receding hairline. No good options since shaving it off would look ridiculous. Just gotta deal with it. :/
TopCommenter
See if skinhead works for you? "Bald" is always more appealing than "balding". See Patric Stuart, Vin Diesel, Samuel L Jackson, Bruce Willis
Seven7greens
Jason Stathom.
Vangallus
I just shave my head. Fuck haircuts.
baldandbearded
Hear, hear, brother. Well, most of my head is just bald, but that's irrelevant!
TheAntiVaxer
Bald FTW
OneDamnInsomniac
Mah nigga..
themanthemyththecharles
I use bare clippers for my head, I'm particular about my beard. Fine scissors, straight razor, home-made oil, the works.
eronth
I don't exactly shave it, but a flat buzz across the whole head gets the job done.
CaptainAmericaWantsYouToWatchYour
Language.
RodgerRodger
English i think. You're welcome!
SquishyPanda
Yup. I could never figure out what to do with it, anyway. Simplified morning routine, wear hats and helmets whenever I feel like it. Save $$
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
My head started to shave itself, its like magic or something
SomeDetroitGuy
#2 guard buzz cut over the entire thing. Quick, easy, cheap.
MoreJuicethanZeus
EXACTLY what I do.
lud1
gilette mach #3
460Handcannon
#3 here, high speed low drag
TinySupreme
#2 for life!
zhukoz
+1 Upvote clippers. #5 guard from the back, #7 from the front, Wahl (sometimes knock in down to shorter combs) 30 years & counting so far
JerryFromPornHub
#1 right down to the wood. They always ask me if that is what I actually want. Like no bitch I want a fucking mohawk, now shave my head.
TheSisko
Get clippers and diy. It it'll save you a ton of money. I've given my husband and son clipper cuts for the last 2 years.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Last time I asked for a mohawk, she didn't take me seriously
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Me too. Haven't been to the barber in years. It's fantastic.
pronacc
I'd shave my head too if only I didn't look like an alien fetus.
JustLivin
Oh fuck that's rich hahahahah
thegr8rambino
HAHAHAHAHAHHHA
eronth
You might be shaving off a bit too much.
Whybotherbeingcreative
I got a lumpy head and i still go zero, fuck it, so much less hassle to maintain
icmonkeys3000
I just go for the method of "Never cut your hair" fuck haircuts
NOTAlexJones
I have celtic tattoos. I don't want to look like a neo nazi. Sad.
zhukoz
Hasn't stopped me Lol
hstein3
Likewise, but I do so because I'm running out of hair to grow.
Widget88
Same here, but now I'm happy with it. So much easier, hair never gets messed up, never have to pay for a haircut again.
UncleB0b
Yep started losing my hair @ 23. Just said fuck it and shaved it off. I don't have a mailbox head either, which is a plus.
Whybotherbeingcreative
i feel your pain.. once mine started receding i just buzzed the entire lot. Its all or nothing
SubzeroAK
I starting shaving my head before my hairline gave me no choice.
JewishMonk
That's right! Show Mother Nature who's boss!
lawfulwood
I shave mine, too. I feel soooo much better bald than when my hair was thinning and it looked like shite. Bald is beautiful.
InboxMeYourB00bs
Wish I could get this mindset. My hair is thinning and I buzzed it with a zero, but ended up growing it back out when applying for jobs.
lawfulwood
I shave mine whenever I shower. It's much easier than one would think and it's also pretty damn safe. Try using a Gillette sometime! :)
plutus34
DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER!
ChangedMyName
The last time I paid for a haircut was in 2006.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
Me too! I used to buzz it, now I just let it grow, its a 18" ish pony tail now
zhukoz
1987 lol
SexyDoughnuts
No guard, blade on the lowest setting.....so bald.....I go bald but I have saved sooooo much money in the long run
Loadedquestion
Can...you do one of these for girls? I have no idea how to talk to my stylist and I feel like this would help...
alexicanz
I always bring at least 3 pictures of hair that I like: front, back, and side view. And then I discuss with her whether or not it will work
ukulelecaitlin
Agreed. As a girl, I usually just walk in, plop myself in a chair and ask them to do whatever they want.
Loadedquestion
Yupp....or 'um...take off this much and something something long layers?'
Christinymous
Yes, this. EXACTLY this.
dabadactyl
This is entirely why I don't go as often as I should. HALP
accidentalslut
Get a new stylist, no really. Your stylist should know who u are and you should have a relationship with them
ImguritisIsNotCureable
I had a stylist that i liked and trusted but she doesnt work at the same place anymore, in fact all the stylists are different ppl
schulace
I feel your pain. I missed the part of gender norm class where they teach you how to speak hair.
Loadedquestion
There was a class? No wonder Im so clueless. :(
kipnitch
Oooo and a bit about products as well. I am such a filthy casual when it comes to my hair. =(
RYdia
Would appreciate. Only girl in my family, learned nothing about hair stuff from my mom, have no vocabulary for talking to my stylist.
Loadedquestion
That is exactly the issue, I'm not sure of the vocabulary. Sometimes the things they say sound intimidating or extreme and I misunderstand.
3434ofthesecondage
Seriously! How do girls get their hair cut so nice. I don't know how to explain the style I want to the stylist or the options are.
Loadedquestion
A lot of people say to show a picture, right? Then you don't have to explain...but I'm awful at imagining the picture...on me.
Antfarmz
Now you know that's a loaded question.
Loadedquestion
Lawls
GoofyGoobers
yeah are you looking for a fade? i do one on my girl all da time! we just round it out more for it to be more feminine. find a pic!
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ProfessorDumbledoge
I'm not a hair dresser, but there's a naturally tan-skinned girl with darker eyebrows and silver hair at my school and she looks awesome!
TheDemonCrowley
Please do one for short hair on women. I really want to do my guy length. Also, maybe a tutorial to see what style fits a person?
zombiebiologist
I think she means a guide on how to choose a haircut/style for women. I have no idea how to style mine at all - maybe you could help us?
notwastingtimeiswear
I have short hair and LOVE it. It has been easier to go to a barber at times bc he knows what I want. I will be using this for reference now
kaytiss
I think @Loadedquestion is asking if you can do a similar album of hairstyle lessons for women
Loadedquestion
Yes
lilmisskalik
As a female, i have been thinking about a fade. but really thick hair, (or at least thinner hair that's SUPER dense.)
rinnybell210
Do you cut curly hair in women? If so, I will sell you my soul for a good haircut.
SusanDelgado
You have to find the stylist that fits with you! Curly hair can be trial and error on some clients. It takes time to find your hair's quirks
jiffener
Me too! Hair appointment tomorrow, the anxiety has already set in
montagg
I may look a fool for asking this, I'm a lady and my hair styling is showering and shaking my head a bit. I'm clueless. Share the love? :)
Harumochi7
I think she wants an album on haircuts for women. I personally never know what I can do with my long curly hair.
Loadedquestion
See...not a clue what that meant. lol
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
Did you mean that you want one of these for ALL ladies hair styles, not fades? Because I feel like that's what you meant.
Loadedquestion
That is exactly what I meant.
SusanDelgado
Also a stylist. Feel free to message me if you want some one on one questions answered!
GoofyGoobers
haha well read my album. a fade or taper gets shorter as it gets closer to the lower hair line. Like rihanas short cut
TheMonsterWithinYou
As a woman who is balding. What do you recommend? :\
SusanDelgado
Nioxin!
Lyrabelle
I've had two communication mishaps with stylists. I once left as a flapper... Once as Joe Dirt.
Loadedquestion
I heard the word 'bob' last time and almost ran out of there.
Loadedquestion
I heard the word 'bob' last time and almost ran out of there.
KristineSixteen
Do one for women's haircuts! I have curly hair and no one can ever cut it for me!
rinnybell210
UGH, ME TOO! If I see one more fine-toothed comb approaching my head, I might just explode.
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
what preciosa2107 said
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
what preciosa2107 said
rinnybell210
UGH, ME TOO! If I see one more fine-toothed comb approaching my head, I might just explode.
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
what preciosa2107 said
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
what preciosa2107 said
idoitwithfreqs
Be done on dry hair. If you go somewhere and they want to shampoo first, walk out.
rinnybell210
UGH, ME TOO! If I see one more fine-toothed comb approaching my head, I might just explode.
rinnybell210
UGH, ME TOO! If I see one more fine-toothed comb approaching my head, I might just explode.
forevercatsrainbowsandsunshine
what preciosa2107 said
idoitwithfreqs
I have curly hair. Go to mydevacurl.com to find a stylist who rcvs training and certification in curly hair. A proper curly cut should 1/
petitSeoulBoy
The point is... i dont know which style fits for me. I guess most guys feel same way.
accidentalslut
I always take my brother to get his hair done cuz he has like no clue and i don't want him to look like shit. Ask a sister or a lady friend?
petitSeoulBoy
What a great sister you are. I followed my female friend opinion. Two block haircut.
yourCleverUsername
Just ask her. Make sure it's a her... They know what will make you look good.
reineseele
Ears free, shorter in summer, longer in winter ; 3x in a year. ; only go when you cant hear enough ; enough said.
WhoTheFuckisGavin
I always tell my main concerns: Namely around my ears... and for the rest I tell them to try whatever they think would be best.
SushiPooper
Sometimes I go to a barber and tell them to do what they think is "me" and I always leave satisfied
petitSeoulBoy
Well handsome fucker like you people can pull off any hair style. :P
Escheron
I've been cutting my own hair for years and it comes out fine. She makes it sounds like that's a sin
SnookerSylph
It is when the vast majority of people do it and make it look awful, because when they go in all it means is more work for the stylist tofix
bsmack44
I always go for a fade but then again I've had the same hair cut for 25 years
HappinessIsaColdPint
It took me until my late 20's to figure out what style works best for me. A 0 to a 1, high and tight fade and leave the length on top.
ThisOneTimeInSaudi
Thug
TheAlptraum
Shave it off.
petitSeoulBoy
More like shake it off. Amirite?
SanktGreger
This. And its hard not to look pathetic when you start balding.
DynamicBeardSurgery
Razor on top, bearded as hell \,,/
hambreypabre
Have the guts to try some on. Worst case scenario, you end up with a buzz-cut.
guyfawkes18
Exactly
causality
I've had the same dead-simple whiteboy haircut since I was five but I still managed to get it fucked up last time.
kahless01
I dont get a choice. friend does it for free to practice clipper cuts. I get the Abercrombie and I hate it but anything to help and its free
emirh12
i find that i look better bald so I go to a barber, and get ,my hair cut every four months
WhereLBJsNutsHang
As a 27 year old female, SAME
MostTriumphant
Exactly. No matter what I do, my head always comes put looking square. Poofy hair sucks.
WhereLBJsNutsHang
As a 27 year old female, SAME
metaleaf
Ditto
TranscendentMan
Yep, I had these exact issues. I've never had a preferred style, so I stop caring and now I have a ponytail. Looks mediocre, but it works.
imonchair
Yep, I have no idea what suits, but I feel like my stylist nails it every time
NateintheNorth
I wear mine in a fauxhawk mostly. It fits my head and hairline, and I like the way it looks. Sucks that some people don't but it works.
MyfavoritewordsstartwiththeletterB
For someone like yourself, (I'm a guy) I would tell you stylist that you want some ideas because you're not sure what fits you, this 1/2
MyfavoritewordsstartwiththeletterB
Worked for me. She made a suggestion, I went with it and got a lot of compliments. Rule of thumb, classic haircuts always look good.
deepfriedewok
a good classic haircut is like a good suit
slyphen
just got haircut. my hair is straight, thick and poofy. no one ever knows how to cut my hair and therefore i have no idea what look good.
ItsZones
I honestly don't care. Used to wait years to cut my hair, now days into every few weeks and let my friend practice whatever she wants.
PeepJerky
Exactly this.
drunz
I just want a hairstyle where I don't look like a slob. That's why I always get my haircut every 4 weeks to keep it manageable and lookable.
missing7
I didn't either for years. Then my sister became a hair stylist. She took it upon herself to figure out a good style for me.
FusYoDah
I don't know what you're talking about, all styles fit me! http://ok-woman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/Weird-Fashion-Trends-men.jpg
Adula
Until then, I comb my hair in the morning and wait for it to poof the heck out in 10 minutes.
LovelyLadyLumps
bees wax
murderhobbit
That's what happens to me. With the length it is now, though, i get this funky swirly mess by the front. I kinda like it.
LovelyLadyLumps
these are my husbands favs. They sell them at dollar general too http://www.justbeautysupplies.com/images/products/detail/Murraysbeeswax.gif
WahajSyed
This is so damn accurate down to the exact minute!
tehtaxidriver
the only reason i use a comb is for my beard.
ghazbaran
Man, this exactly. I dont know what style fits me. I cut it all off every year or two.
imhoots
I once had a stylist do my hair-how the curls laid just right-blah blah. One week later, my hair looked just the same as the $16 place. sigh
HuxtonFael
Same, I expected this to be more about what works with what, at least some tips to get started...
76Tromboners
My barber, Sweeney Todd, down of Fleet Street gives me a style thats always breathtaking.
caelle
What you should do is figure out what shape your face is (there are tests online) and then google good haircuts for that face shape. :)
petitSeoulBoy
Where can i do it?
caelle
http://face-shape.com/ Here's one site, but if you just google 'determining face shape" there's a whole bunch of them.
petitSeoulBoy
Oh great! Thx
caelle
You're welcome! :)
TheDarkWhiz
No style fits me. I look terrible regardless, so I just get it cut however. Good haircuts are for people who aren't hideous.
TheHappyHermit
the men in my family all have great hair that stays in manly styles all day. me...just a big messy mess of semi-curly hair. ALWAYS.
waytoosad
This. I always envy people who actually have hairstyles. With my eyebags a good hairstyle is not even damage control.
petitSeoulBoy
Come on! You and I might be considered handsome in another planet. Stay positive!
AgamemnonsMemes
This is why i just shave my head.
petitSeoulBoy
Well... i am korean and many korean doesnt have good head shape for shaving. Also shaved head is a bit unacceptable in society.
Foqbupog
The answer is simple: High and tight
gamlingcs
found the marine.
Foqbupog
Nah, just a Sailor.
gamlingcs
So like half-right
pronacc
I always tell them not too short, and everyfuckingtime they cut my shit too short and I sit there like a giant light bulb glaring at them.
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Mazorr
how to talk to your barber: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xw4JP3bEvng
Syvys
The problem with that guide is the fact that it requires me to have any idea how I like my hair, when I just wash it and hope for the best
MaCaulish
I once told my barber to leave 2 inches on the top and somehow left with only a half inch. I would have stopped him but I can't see (1/2)
MaCaulish
without my glasses (2/2)
NirojD
this, so much. until i started wearing contacts, i'd just go in, sit down and hope.
SoonerbeerSnob
This. I have a double crown and the last time I tried to explain that to a barber he huffed and rolled his eyes. Ended up looking like 1/2
SoonerbeerSnob
Alfalfa for the next month and a half. That was the last time I had a man cut my hair.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Yeah, that's a part of it, too. I went through a LOT of ladies who'd just do what they wanted with my hair. A LOT.
kindsoberandfullydressed
Took me a while to find a lady who knew what she was doing and could take my vague requests and turn my hair into something awesome.
ominousdusk
Everytime my husband got his hair cut they did this. I got a clipper set on amazon and watched some YouTube videos and been doing it since.
YouCantKeepJetpackingAwayFromYourProblemsBrian
That's why if I want them to cut off two inches, I'll say one inch. x_x It's the only way to protect my hair.
almostsomething182
I didn't think there WERE any styles for guys with curly hair... in fact, I still don't. Will Ferrell is not a style.
AFuckingBazooka
Will Ferrell is the best style! :D
almostsomething182
My hair looks just awful when it's that short though :( so I go for the "10 Things I Hate About You" Ledger look kinda.
Left4Henke
Don't know? Acquire lady friends, ask them. They may vary widely. Use their opinions as guidelines to what makes you fell most comfortable.
eronth
How am I supposed to get pals with ridiculous hair? Also, my friends usually say "Idk I'm not good at this." Does this mean there's no hope?
penguininanelevator
Oh? Just acquire lady friends? Lemme just hop into my lady friend cannon and fire off into lady friend world.
Left4Henke
It is fucking easy to acquire ladyfriends. Just be nice to them, help them. Do them favours, ask them favours. Best thing? Make them laugh.
penguininanelevator
I'm actually married. I just lie on the internet sometimes to the benefit of jokes. Thanks for the help, though!
Left4Henke
Well if you're married you've probably made a lady very happy. Good on ya :)
kittybuttwiggle
Oh, I thought you meant ask them to cut your hair.
TomtheVisionary
TALK to your stylist! Ask them what they think. The girl at Great Clips is NOT a stylist
Snowglobe616
Lies! She may may Asian in her 50s hut she has still got it
TomtheVisionary
Point being that Great Clips is more concerned with the volume of hair cut and not the quality. Source: my stylist
Snowglobe616
Absolutely it's standard big business where revenue is the main concern. Stylists get payed less people get less taken care of.
TomtheVisionary
Point continued: if you want the person cutting your hair to care about your hair you need to go to an actual salon and pay more
sirsullivan
Thank you. Great Clips is my personal hell.
vavavoooom
What hairstyle maximizes the amount of my face it covers?
sworp
The 'Cousin Itt'
vavavoooom
...I don't get it.
sworp
vavavoooom
I've been searching for this haircut for years.
JohnBlevins
As a man, I am hoping that you, a woman, have a better idea of what will look good on me than I do. You are also more familiar with (1)
JohnBlevins
all the different styles. You may well know of some styles that I've never even considered before that would look good. (2)
UnpopularOpinions
You vastly overestimate how much a man is willing to read.
MrLordPresident
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molestmymonkey
There was text?
velociraptorfarmer
Can you TLDR this comment?
IusedtobeapervertIstillambutIusedtobetoo
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/56584310.jpg
Imsorrythatwasinappropriate
I got to the "amount of time you are willing to put into your do" and that was the amount of time I was willing to read.
Nemain
As a man...I read it all.
ArthurBooRadley
About hair.
basilpesto69
Eh, I read it
ArthurBooRadley
Toilet, right?
reineseele
Ears free, shorter in summer, longer in winter ; 3x in a year. ; only go when you cant hear enough ; enough said.
Worble
understands men's hair styles but not men
Obi2Kenobi
I got about as far as no. 8... Ok fine i lied. I got to no. 4, got groggy and skipped to the comments.
satansApprentice
As a man who likes to read with no idea of how to style my hair, I strongly disagree sir/ ma'am/ mayo
AGuyWithAMusicDegree
Is mayonnaise a gender?
satansApprentice
According to tumbler it is
SuckItBlue
Only according to tumblr
satansApprentice
The internet has taught me it is. The internet is never wrong
RemarkablyRegularRob
Also, after reading about half of it, i still dont know what haircut i want...
DaBaDeeDaBaDie
You should look up cuts & apply the knowledge you know now. This post is helping me in my search :)
moramajama
A "man" is willing to read whatever is necessary to achieve what he wants.
JustTawnee
I read it all, it was interesting. I have literally ZERO interest in my hair, and just hack some off the end whenever it gets annoying 1/2
JustTawnee
but it's always fun to read things written with passion and enthusiasm by someone who loves what they do. 2/2
McKuck297
I just have someone run clippers with like a 1.5 guide over my head, it also helps I don't really care about style
iwouldratherbeoutside
the section on the back of their necks looks like their all wearing yamakas
TheGhostofLouReed
I fell asleep just after the second pic.
thegr8rambino
AHHHAHHHAHA
UnpopularOpinions
Holy shit; there was a second pic?
TimothyTRiG
But there were pics of sexy guys!
TheWorldsGreatestPlagueDoctor
If you fell asleep after the second pic, how do you even browse imgur?
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
Proud owner of a pecker; read the whole thing. I want OP to do another post
SaintPhoeniix
Especially about style.
Stomo
naw its more so a case of 'most guys dont care much about hair' can't blame you
Krakencrotch
20 y/o with receding hairline, can't hear my inner voice anymore.
ThatGreatDane
You should. I get complimented on my hair all the time. i work in a high end resort. The members recognize me from last year because of it
Stomo
i never said you shouldn't, and there are times where it's a bad idea to put so much effort into your hair. my uncle told me about the 1/2
Stomo
time he was working construction in somewhere and how a coworker had his hair done with great effort, ruined in two days, so it's not 2/3
Stomo
always appropriate to do that kind of thing either. your job is all about formaltiy, so it makes sense in your situation, but it's specific.
signuptoday
I'm a guy and I reddit all.
BelleHoward
Lol I'm a hairstylist and I zoned out 1/4 way thru
imnotthatguyiguess
I got like a third of the way through and then thought "I really don't care this much".
TheLordLucifersBannedAccount02
Especially about hair.
relevantrelevance
"hurr durr men don't care about their hair lol stupid men"
TheGhostofElizabethShue
sparkledick
I take care of my hair, I read all of it. My hair has been called sexy before by little old ladies.
GoofyGoobers
I know this shit to most is honestly not helping but maybe someone. I love my job and want to spread the love. please look at last pic!
cyborg3ero
My hair stylist and I became best friends, and knew she was the one when she nailed my curly thick hair. Relocated and we still talk :D
Hybris51129
I just wanted to say as guy with a buzz cut, it really is hard to find a decent place that can do a buzz and leave it neat.
beardface5
As someone with a majestic beard and barely bunnable hair, what do you recommend? It's not that we don't care, sometimes we just don't know
pasthelod
I thought I was smart not spending on cut but shampoo and whatnot is getting expensive too. (The real problem was shitty hairworkers though)
Ciryes900
Just a Question i have a hard time with what kind of hair style would work best for me with my thick black hair and Goatee
Shepsus
Last time i went to a male hairstylist i showed a picture out of one of the books at the salon. He gave me a buzz cut.
Typohime
What products would you recommend to a woman with highly textured curly hair? I find even salon shampoo is too drying right now and use 1/2
Typohime
avocado or olive oil as a leave in to help. My hair has slightly kinky quality in places and goes into tight spiraled ringlets.
MDLM81
Thank you for this great post! I feel lost every time I get a cut, and this will help me out a lot!
CatSnakePlissken
What're your thoughts on long-hair dudes? Any different advice when guys do shoulder, chest, or waist-length?
shaffeybaby
would you count Ulta as a salon? That's where I get my professional products because of price and convenience
Eowyneb
Serioudly please do one for woman.
JDkigdoom
What to do with bald guys like me?. I'm bald on my top, not the sides of my hair.
Eowyneb
Oh please please do one for woman. I don't even know how to braid my hair and don't know what dry shampoo is and I just got a blowdrier help
Boredtodeath
Wanna be my hair styist?
TheReapersLesserKnownBrotherMomus
I liked this post. It is a good post. Especially the stuff about how to trim beards. Very good. Good thing that you did.
TrixiHobbitz
Future stylist myself, and terrified of men's cutting. I don't get them in very often at school. This helped me understand quite a bit
Jufasa
Serious question here, I have curly Jew fro type hair what cut would you recommend, pictures would help
SerialChillinSpree
Oil? Ya, I pretty much make my own.
Jufasa
Serious question here, I have curly Jew Fri type hair what cut would you recommend, pictures would help
MidnightTacoTruck
http://www.mypokecard.com/en/Gallery/my/galery/0Gml0cFXDPax.jpg
Bo1e
How can i get in contact with you to give some me advice about my hair
stagg572
I'd like to know more about dry shampoo etc. I can't be a hippie bum with dandruff but I've tried to do much of what you talked about here.
GreaterDog
I tried out the tapir, how does it look on me? http://imgur.com/d1uiJTl
Grindfather901
I'm growing mine out since March 2014, and is about the same as the "length" pic. Thank you for the info, and yes I read every word.
Grindfather901
And I have gotten it shaped up once by my wife's stylist. Makes a HUGE difference!
Wildehiphopopotamus
My last hair cut I got a very mean lady who was rough with everything and the haircut was terrible, any ideas where I 1/2
EdIsKingOfTheZombies
It helped me. I always have a haircut in mind but leave the hairdressers with the same old shit because I never know what to ask for.
ParallelThistle
*Raises hand* as a girl with short hair could you do a similar post explaining what on earth looks good for women?
Kiriain
I'm a guy and my hair is roughly 2 feet long. What do you recommend?
PolarHailStorm
I shave my head with a disposable razor. Ultimate smooth!
TheManWithNoNameZappBrannigan
what syles work for what individuals based on body type/hair type.
baro0na
So..how do I know which style to go for? I have that wavy-borderline-curly hair and I cannot control it to save my life.
Typohime
Moisturize it. I'm a gal but my hair goes bananas when it is dry (like straight out super saiyajin curly fro action.)
NOTAlexJones
been growing out my hair, but I want to do something new.I need someone to tell me what would look good for my hair nd Idk where to turn :(
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
I'm sad none of these men had long hair :l My hair is halfway down my back.
geesqrd
Excellent post OP! I am always sad when I have to get another stylist because the one I go to knows what I want after the initial haircut.
Satanandjesusarebros
Sooo wanna be my hairstylist? please? Pretty please?
javaMakesMeAnxious
I'm not dude, but I like your post. I love to look at men with nice haircuts.Too bad so many men think they're too cool to care about it.
falln9
The problem I have with my hair is that it's too thick, when the sides grow out they poof out and I have to use a beanie to hold it down
cyborg3ero
My hair stylist and I became best friends, and knew she was the one when she nailed my curly thick hair. Relocated and we still talk :D
chrisjfinlay
hey, can I ask some advice? I have a wicked widow's peak going (srs, it's like Vegeta up in here). What styles suit that kind of hairline?
MyfavoritewordsstartwiththeletterB
I think it's great. Left a few comments(I'm a male who cares) about product I use. I've had all sorts of styles. Always like to mix it up
copingcabana
Thanks, very useful for us guys. BTW, I use gel, let it set and comb it through. It still holds well, but it's soft.
Giatros89
OP where are you located? I'm a male and for 26 years have never really been satisfied.
TheSisko
It's great. I only take issue with the insistence on spending a ton on product. Not neccessary.
TVDinner6969
Girafawig. (Pokemon)
PorkchopsJohnson
I have long hair and a full beard, to be honest I have absolutely no idea how to take care of them :/
fartharder
I appreciate the thought and effort you put into this, but for my basic haircut (not styling) I still don't know what to tell them.
eggmuffin
Flynnigan
Nah this is good, thanks for your post. Good to know these sort of things, now all I need is some cash to get something properly done :P
kevinvar
I'm going to get a haircut tomorrow and I still don't understand shit and the barber will probably screw it up but that'll also be my fault.
WeiYanZhuo
I cut my own hair, taught myself, and I have never been unhappy with it. Every time people have been surprised that I did it myself.
drgusta
Actually really helped me out. Growing my hair out and going to actually start doing something with it.
cyborg3ero
My hair stylist and I became best friends, and knew she was the one when she nailed my curly thick hair. Relocated and we still talk :D
ExpoAve17
What oil are you suppose to use after trimming your beard? to make fuller
wolfpartee
Beard oil. Comes in several scents. I use daily.
Bellemorda
my kid's 13 and doesn't really care about this yet but he will so thanks! he's got like 5 cowlicks on his crown - any style tips for those?
Porecomesis
My mother loves my curly hair. She says it's very easy to cut as it just springs right back. What do you believe? Also, that is a good do.
Cupcake7
I am a man and have a female stylist. Best. Decision. Ever. Always makes me look good for the ladies!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
My mom is a hairstylist and I grew up in salons... I honestly just have problems letting other people cut my hair I look a mess.
perthaussiecunt
Did no one tell you that people lose interest in reading when the author write like SHIT? Seriously, too many fuck ups!
sofakingsleepy
What wax would you suggest for a nice matte finish and strong hold?
ReadOnlyMemories
"can really not go any longer thAn 4 inches on top of your head" than.. than than than
TwoRoadsDivergedInAWoodAndIITookTheOneLessTraveledBy
Any suggestions for how to deal with a receding hairline? (thick hair except for the fact that I now look like I have a deep widows peek)
Watchfanacktic
Hey OP! I have very fine, very straight hair, and an oval face. Products don't seem to do much, and I'm getting sick of the Beatles. Advice?
Simnut94
Male or female? Oval faces can get away with just about any cut. I use a Paul Mitchell vollumizing spray, works wonders for volume.
Watchfanacktic
Male. And thank you! I may try that. It would be nice to not have hair-stuck-to-head syndrome anymore.
Simnut94
Your welcome. Try using dove dry shampoo between washes. Just follow the directions, it will give you volume too.
cyborg3ero
My hair stylist and I became best friends, and knew she was the one when she nailed my curly thick hair. Relocated and we still talk :D
guzzball
Any advice on finding a good hair stylist for men? I've been to so many and they all seem to act like I'm bothering them by getting a cut.
missing7
Go to a men-focused salon like Sports Clips. If someone is rude, don't tip them and get someone else next time.
GoofyGoobers
well they sound like they suck. call the salon and ask whos the best at mens hair
AwkwardBiblophile
I have super thick fluffy hair. How do I explain that I need it to be the same length just less fluffy?
cyborg3ero
My hair stylist and I became best friends, and knew she was the one when she nailed my curly thick hair. Relocated and we still talk :D
hipsandquips
As a hairstylist, THANKYOU! I feel like I spew this stuff all day to deaf ears.
rondon101
this helped immensely. i have real long hair(bout a foot) and am looking to get it cut soon. and i also have a fantastic beard. thanks OP!
BushelOfLabeouf
I'm thinking about changing my do to a more Captain America guy look but don't know what gair gel or whatever to use. Help?
YouWillNotLikeThis
What is wrong with assuming a profesional knows more about what looks good?
fireeternal
Good and bad depends on personal tastes and social constructions so it really depends on the person, there isn´t a rule for it.
IncapableOfGuile
Probably nothing, but in my case they really don't. I've cut my own hair for 5+ years, and it looks spectacular. Hairdressers fuck it up.
Meryl89
Where are you OP? My husband NEEDS you! *builds hair emergency batsignal*
Floyderman
#22 http://instntrply.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/BlakeShock.gif
AbzM
Dear OP as a young man who severely loves his hair what can I do if my hair is starting to fall out? Please, anything I'd be very grateful
missing7
Rogaine. Propecia. Or, if you don't want to grow boobs, caffeine shampoo. Caffeine stimulates growth while inhibiting DHT w/o side effects
AbzM
But you're not the op, how can I trust?
missing7
Google it?
nipplepanties
Tell me how to get Ryan gosling hair
InboxMeYourBostonTerriers
Instructions unclear: Followed your advice yet still do not look like Ryan Gosling.
BaxtersSoup
Step 1: Be beautiful.
DankMimesRUs
You think he just wakes up in his goose nest like that?!
herod0toots
First you need Ryan Gosling face
Jimmyn6
will it work on shorter asian guys without his fine physique?
sidfromtoystory
what about brendan frazer hair
funke377
HOly shit I want a wiki source for what happened here!
TheDude12345
This is one train wreck of an image
sidfromtoystory
it's quite distressing
FartedWhileMakingUpName
Issss this Brendan Frazer's face photo-shopped on another dude's head? I've seen that hair and it wasn't on him.
Ifpeeingyourpantsiscoolconsidermemilesdavis
What kind of cut you want Brendan?
sidfromtoystory
just fuck my shit up
WhatWouldYouDoForAKlondikeBar
I got you fam
funke377
omg I laughed so hard at this
robotoclock
You'll need to scalp him and graft the still-warm skin on to your own head.
RodgerRodger
http://imgur.com/fkI1jou
FedericoAstica
I hate that every time I see Robin Williams I feels sad.
RodgerRodger
Hopefully this helps a little... http://imgur.com/jUEh7oG
FedericoAstica
Much better, thanks :)
GoofyGoobers
ryan gossling hair is probably a 4 tapered on the sides with about 1 1/4 shallow fuax hawk shape on top that blends. he then styles it 1/2
creyo
mmhmp, yeah, I understand some of these words.
GoofyGoobers
going to the back and side. things look different pulled out then laid on the head
riddlenigma
As a male, wat.
newyorknyc
This is sausage to me, just tell me what product
nipplepanties
u da best
iloveronswanson
So this? http://198.58.107.117/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ryan-gosling-crazy-stupid-love-suit-albert-hammond-jr1.jpg ?
iloveronswanson
Also, this might be a stupid question, but how do I find out my hair texture? Thanks for the post since I love learning about hair styling.