He's revealed his weak spot...
I work in retail, so this is MRW my someone asks me if I want to go shopping on my day off
MRW there's lots of boobies on imgur today after my wife turned down my advances last night
We met in <place> and everyone thought it wouldn't work and we lived <distance> away from each other for <period of time> and something else happened and now we still love each other despite all other <easily overcome obstacles> that stood in our our way
When people describe things as "random"
Imma get me a picture of this
MRW I try to look serious as I tell my manager that I can't make it into work on Boxing day as the trains aren't running, meaning he'll have to work it instead.
Heaven knows I'm miserable now
when someone says 'adulting'
When someone says "updoot"
Posts about feminism on the front page.
Lol out loud loudly
When a customer wants to complain to the manager. I am the manager.
What happened to that guy?
Why don't you give your face a title? Ever thought of that?
MRW I see an amateur porn video that I recognise but it has a different title
You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.
"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."
That's the spirit!
Please locate your testicles
I've got a message for you 2014...
More rare images from history's vault
When the waiting staff ask if your meal is okay.
Customer: Do you work here? Me: Yes, can I help? Customer (really annoyed): Is there anyone that I can ask for help? There's no-one around! Me:
Would anyone like to partake in a calm and reasonable discussion?
I deleted my 90000+ account while drunk the other day. I'd had it for three years. My reaction since then.
I felt fine...
It was International Rhino Day yesterday, and today is International I Forgot An International Day Yesterday Day
When you leave your drink on the car roof and set off
Come here! Come here! I'm in charge....Come here!
Rare historical images from the pages of history
Sorry Imgurians
MFWhenever I get a haircut
Caught on camera
MRW it takes me nine seconds to get a reasonably funny joke.
Buying double whiskeys for you and your friends at 2am versus checking your bank balance the day after.
What could possibly go wrong?
After a few years of Imgur I've realised that Saturday is not the day for reaching the front page from usersub. So here's my favourite gif that I have no use for.
MRW I think I've had a great idea for a post
Can't believe I'm posting this
Hey guys!
I pressed Restart Now instead of Postpone
Self-clothesline
MRW I buy ineffective over-the-counter hayfever medicine.
MRW the rude customer that I'd been trying to help for 20 minutes tells me that "she'll never shop in my store again."
Fucking baseball ba...ba...ba...fucking helmet!
MRW I read the title and it gives away the punchline.
MRW I see that certain images are now censored
When someone posts a confession bear saying they like boobs of all shapes and sizes, not just big ones
I work in a shop. MRW women hand me money that they've had tucked in their bra.
MRW I read the comments about u/bazangin's wife on his "fox" posts.
MFW all my younger co-workers discuss what they're going to spend their paychecks on and I can barely cover the rent and bills.
MRW those 'rare history photo' posts hit the front page
MRW I'm out shopping with my wife and we go to the special big boob bra shop and I try not to look at other lady's big boobies.