robotoclock

77383 pts ยท September 10, 2014


He's revealed his weak spot...

Points 2
Comments 4
Views 181

I work in retail, so this is MRW my someone asks me if I want to go shopping on my day off

Points 39
Comments 2
Views 12

MRW there's lots of boobies on imgur today after my wife turned down my advances last night

Points 70
Comments 21
Views 1097

We met in <place> and everyone thought it wouldn't work and we lived <distance> away from each other for <period of time> and something else happened and now we still love each other despite all other <easily overcome obstacles> that stood in our our way

Points 13
Comments 9
Views 512

When people describe things as "random"

Points 15
Comments 11
Views 516

Imma get me a picture of this

Points 9
Comments 1
Views 415

MRW I try to look serious as I tell my manager that I can't make it into work on Boxing day as the trains aren't running, meaning he'll have to work it instead.

Points 13
Comments 4
Views 1934

Heaven knows I'm miserable now

Points 10
Comments 5
Views 91

when someone says 'adulting'

Points 84
Comments 22
Views 990

When someone says "updoot"

Points 5105
Comments 400
Views 32309

Posts about feminism on the front page.

Points 24
Comments 10
Views 158

Lol out loud loudly

Points 14
Comments 2
Views 54

When a customer wants to complain to the manager. I am the manager.

Points 29
Comments 1
Views 433

What happened to that guy?

Points 9
Comments 6
Views 41

Why don't you give your face a title? Ever thought of that?

Points 141
Comments 6
Views 67

MRW I see an amateur porn video that I recognise but it has a different title

Points 46
Comments 8
Views 1247

You're looking at now, sir. Everything that happens now is happening now.

Points 28
Comments 1
Views 134

"Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical."

Points 9
Comments 4
Views 485

That's the spirit!

Points 12
Comments 1
Views 361

Please locate your testicles

Points 17
Comments 5
Views 2020

I've got a message for you 2014...

Points 15
Comments 2
Views 252

More rare images from history's vault

Points 5922
Comments 294
Views 306038

When the waiting staff ask if your meal is okay.

Points 4
Comments 8
Views 286

Customer: Do you work here? Me: Yes, can I help? Customer (really annoyed): Is there anyone that I can ask for help? There's no-one around! Me:

Points 64
Comments 6
Views 18351

Would anyone like to partake in a calm and reasonable discussion?

Points 54
Comments 69
Views 9487

I deleted my 90000+ account while drunk the other day. I'd had it for three years. My reaction since then.

Points 39
Comments 28
Views 763

I felt fine...

Points 36
Comments 4
Views 69

It was International Rhino Day yesterday, and today is International I Forgot An International Day Yesterday Day

Points 7620
Comments 93
Views 6555

When you leave your drink on the car roof and set off

Points 29
Comments 3
Views 575

Come here! Come here! I'm in charge....Come here!

Points 4
Comments 4
Views 380

Rare historical images from the pages of history

Points 8856
Comments 354
Views 383082

Sorry Imgurians

Points 3597
Comments 70
Views 7711

MFWhenever I get a haircut

Points 24
Comments 3
Views 324

Caught on camera

Points 37
Comments 5
Views 877

MRW it takes me nine seconds to get a reasonably funny joke.

Points 39
Comments 8
Views 977

Buying double whiskeys for you and your friends at 2am versus checking your bank balance the day after.

Points 59
Comments 10
Views 11

What could possibly go wrong?

Points 150
Comments 40
Views 300

After a few years of Imgur I've realised that Saturday is not the day for reaching the front page from usersub. So here's my favourite gif that I have no use for.

Points 53
Comments 15
Views 21017

MRW I think I've had a great idea for a post

Points 50
Comments 6
Views 1032

Can't believe I'm posting this

Points 63
Comments 16
Views 30

Hey guys!

Points 8398
Comments 205
Views 8551

I pressed Restart Now instead of Postpone

Points 11
Comments 2
Views 140

Self-clothesline

Points 24
Comments 6
Views 39713

MRW I buy ineffective over-the-counter hayfever medicine.

Points 30
Comments 4
Views 529

MRW the rude customer that I'd been trying to help for 20 minutes tells me that "she'll never shop in my store again."

Points 53
Comments 16
Views 302

Fucking baseball ba...ba...ba...fucking helmet!

Points 10
Comments 9
Views 674

MRW I read the title and it gives away the punchline.

Points 72
Comments 4
Views 1962

MRW I see that certain images are now censored

Points 16
Comments 3
Views 187

When someone posts a confession bear saying they like boobs of all shapes and sizes, not just big ones

Points 70
Comments 22
Views 1444

I work in a shop. MRW women hand me money that they've had tucked in their bra.

Points 21
Comments 32
Views 7243

MRW I read the comments about u/bazangin's wife on his "fox" posts.

Points 10
Comments 20
Views 242

MFW all my younger co-workers discuss what they're going to spend their paychecks on and I can barely cover the rent and bills.

Points 46
Comments 5
Views 798

MRW those 'rare history photo' posts hit the front page

Points 12
Comments 2
Views 320

MRW I'm out shopping with my wife and we go to the special big boob bra shop and I try not to look at other lady's big boobies.

Points 43
Comments 7
Views 30174
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