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Maldraek
aka the most badass indian names ever.
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Windows = Clear Walls
LargePoutine
My hovercraft is full of eels.
geneparmesan07
You had me at horse tornado.
oyskin
What is the right name for "smile holes"? That's what they are called in norwegian..
elliedoodles
I lost it on "horse tornado". I think I prefer that name to "merry go round". Son of Beef sounds like a cheap movie sequel, too.
feeking
I started singing Son of Beef to the song from Tarzan.
Schmedes
Horse Tornado? Best I can do is a Meat Tornado.
IronbridgeSkrunk
A latvian friend at Uni used to call his knees 'leg elbows'
WiennaLee
+ for Latvians!
lirael
I have a French husband. He didn't know the word for fart so he said "it is like a burp but with your ass."
RichCorinthian
Spanish for fart is "pedo." Just...putting that out there.
Lemuraben
You son of a beef!
Feenfurn
I like the guy who said in German "cold water with corners"
IamAllred
Sometimes I think my boyfriend is my Russian wife. He said "tooth doctor" the other day.
TheRedLincoln
Well, we say that in germany, too.
CyberAkuma
Spray Scream should be that thing's real name.
Aerkusa
You sons of beeves....
thebeerbabe
I understood that reference.
onlymemesnow
Beat me to it. But I don't have beeves with you...not even one beef.
Geogon
My hot Russian wife
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
You bastard! +1
Moonkey
'Son of beef' should be a title awarded to Ron Swanson.
SinisterKid128
Punning Primate should be a title awarded to ...
exacerangutan
<:D
JustLikeTheGypsyWomanSaid
Horse tornado...I wish that was real
Shoopbadoop
ScyFy's next film?
HighFivesAlot
HORSENADO!
scaredshirtless
Sharknado?
OnlyBegottenDaughter
Cocknado?
exacerangutan
Tornadong.
SinisterKid128
@Sharknado
coolbeanscaleb
I'm giving this a green up point
shashish
How kind of you
Pipecleaner61
Your username describes your post.
RockEmSockEmRobot
Chicken dinner
exacerangutan
My hovercraft is full of eels.
daxx0r
This just made me realize that the Swedish word for nipple is "breast wart"
nepomuki
Yeah, like the german one
semirelatedcomments
yes, and the area around it is the wart yard
keinzufall
Meat Teddy, Son of Beef
(thx @Enidaj)
Zarena
He's made out of chicken. That's terrifying...
JulianCA
aerojovi83
KILL ME
theAlterminator
that's bizarre
DrunkShakespeare
Can we officially change the name of carousel to horse tornado?
edgelineservices
2nd that!
St3WasHere
Holy shit, sitting beans! The smile on my face will not dissipate for the rest of the day solely because of that!
edgelineservices
Anybody remember the expression "cool beans" being popular?
smithenheimer
...what are Smile Holes?
SophisticatedAsFuck
According to @hedmeister they are children.
LizzieMills
Dimples, hon.
smithenheimer
Haha you random-mode time travelers throw me for a loop sometimes
aeooo
Dimples :)
smithenheimer
AH. Thank you muchly
sueca
Dimples. You cheek sometimes create holes when you smile.
smithenheimer
Thank you, I totally didn't comprehend what the picture was showing me haha
FabricatiDiemPvnc
i like your username
smithenheimer
I'm gonna assume yours is Latin, and therefore awesome
FabricatiDiemPvnc
"make my day, punk" is the translation
smithenheimer
That makes a ton of sense now that I look closely haha
FabricatiDiemPvnc
it's *similar* to actual latin. it's latatian (satirical latin) from Pratchett's discworld books somethingsomething i'm a huge nerd
smithenheimer
You are clearly a fantastic human being. Haha
FrankReshman
Sweeping with water....I mean, you're not wrong.
haveyouseenmydickforwhatsadickforohyou
I thought the same thing about "Fish Museum."
derrso
So is Fish Museum and Smile Holes.
Banpan
Horse Tornado is pretty accurate as well.
JezzaYouLilRipper
Hahaha had that exact thought
wizzabellabambino
None are wrong, they're all 'Kennings'. I have to make them up in my writing degree. Actually pretty fun:) www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenning
DanteRu
I really liked fish museum.
rymle
But shouldn't all the fish be dead if it's a museum? :(
LooseCannonSpock
That's his Indian name.
ISISKrieger
Sweeping with Water and Loose Cannon Spock. He's a Janitor and the other is looking to clean up the streets. This Friday at 8 Central...
LooseCannonSpock
"Stun first, ask questions later."
thegriffin88
Or fish museum.
iTalkYouListen
None of them are technically "wrong". Just not what we're used to.
FrankReshman
"Son of Beef". That's pretty wrong....
BorderlineBoozehound
Veal is baby cow, so no. It's not wrong.
FrankReshman
Right, but not all meat is veal.
AuBoss
And?
ImVeronicaCorningstone
I was trying to find the word for "ashes" when I lived in Chile & best I could do was "the black pieces of the dead body after you burn it"
ImVeronicaCorningstone
It doesn't paint a pretty picture but they figured it out eventually......
FrankReshman
Not, like, a campfire? Had to be a dead body, huh? >_>
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
can anyone tell me the term that would be accurate there?
filistene
I believe many languages do not distinguish between "sweeping" and "mopping." I think in Spanish it's "cleaning" vs "washing" the floor?
BeatsMyWaffles
In Spanish, barrer is to sweep and trapiar is to mop. Also, a rag is called a trapo
filistene
I've only ever heard "lavar el piso", never "trapear." Must be a country-specific thing
BeatsMyWaffles
Haha ya that's true, My Spanish is from Mexico, and I have heard of it being said that way too. It can also just be regional inside Mex.
diddiz
In German it's "fegen" and "wischen".
CEOOfProyectMayhem
Actually is 'barrer' as in sweeping and 'trapear' as in mopping.
filistene
wow I've definitely heard "trapo" for mop but never heard "trapear" as a verb. Must be one of those country-specific things
CEOOfProyectMayhem
Well, trapo is just like a rag. For "trapear" you use a "trapeador" which would be a mop, sinche the verb is actualy To mop.
FrankReshman
...Mopping...
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
thanks! it occured to me that it's also "Wischmopp" in german, but "Mopping" still sounds kinda strange to me.
Flyndaran
No need to go moping about it. ;)
AlmostUnrelatedPost
Just curious, what do you call a mop? A "string broom"?
ImAlwaysContentWithCatContent
lol, a mop is a Mopp. or Schrubber. but i will prefer "Schnurbesen" (string broom) from now on :D
SimonFaldenJensen
Smile holes is what er say in Danish!
Luubox
Yep
madsjp
Are they even trying ? Everything is danish (Hail the Vikings)
goodguyC
I was confused about that one...what is a smile hole? The mouth?
CryloRen
Dimples.
dronir
Same in Finnish too.
Thecrocodileinpeterpanneedsmorelove
As with the snail house. A very literal language!
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It's called "kuiltjes in de wangen" in Dutch, which translates to "holes in the cheeks"
DonkeySlap
Hahahaha made me burst into laughter!
DonkeySlap
I was just about to say that! I was thinking about it, and thought, well that's what we call it in denmark.
tolerablebeing
Same for Faroe Islands!
whipstitch
TIL that I have smile holes. Hooray for recessive genes!
coolaggro
...Took me way too long to figure out this was talking about dimples. I think I'm gonna go back home and cry myself to sleep now
whipstitch
If it makes you feel any better, I *have* dimples and I kept trying to figure out if the kid had two mouths. Smile holes? :/
bwk2421
I thought it was talking about the hat the kid is wearing.
dronir
Took even me a while and I'm Finnish. We say "hymykuopat", which _could_ mean "smile holes" although "hollows" or "dents" are maybe closer.
Weblord
Is that name used only when the subject is smiling? Is it also a food hole, for example.
Weblord
D'oh!!! The dimples, not the pie hole..
SnowTheWarrior
I lurked the comments to learn how to say smile holes. Gracias.
Falckyjr
Nah "smilehuller" (smile holes) mean dimples. A mouth (food hole as you put it) is a "mund". :P
SnowTheWarrior
I lurked the comments to learn how to say smile holes. Gracias.
thetittiekeeper
Danish is literally literal. We don't give a damn, we just say things as they fucking are... literally.
TheTallestHobbit
And throw in a lot of silent letters'n stuff, so that no foreigners will ever have a clue.
Ratekk
so your username must be what the danish call bras
MalikKaastrup
We call bras "brysteholdere", which literally means "breast holders".
thetittiekeeper
Gotta love Danish
PeterME
Same for Norway
influ
smiiiiilehull!
MissNorway
Jau jau!
averagefeeling
Helt rett.
Efreeti
"Smilehull" is literally "smileholes", verified.
nutzgo
Stemmer det.
unicornpoopbetterberainbowcoloured
Er det her man kommenterer på norsk for å forvirre resten av imgur?
mustconsistoflettersandnumbersonly
Pikkrompe
Sarillion
Vi fant niåringen.
PeterME
Tydeligvis :P
DamnItJim
heisann sveisann
notafish
Noe sånt.
lysebet
Ja :)
ibextrainer
Don't tell Scyfy about horse tornado, they'll make it into a movie by Saturday.
cousteau
Horsebeavernado!
MenachemSchmuel
Googling "Horse tornado" was not the fun field trip I thought it would be...
sirhumblebrag
No no. Do tell them then we can see who wins in a shark/horse fight.
5alive
We'll neighver see it coming.
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Like that movie "rubber" about a tire named Robert that rolls around the desert blowing up animals and people with telekinesis
ibextrainer
Is that a real thing?!
a7xvengeance6661
yes it is
ProfessionalBoobFitter
That was the stupidest movie I have seen and it was awesome.
HeyCasButt
But name it Horsenado for brevity
Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirepus
Equinado.
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aurapotato
'The end is neigh'
TheOneWhoWasLeft
Featuring a running gag of people going "Haaaay!"
Littledaddysj
This shit writes itself. How could SyFi not jump on this?
espasmato
*SyFy
CodependantHumpDeBumps
*ShyGuy
ibextrainer
I knew I screwed it up. Damn.
espasmato
It's whatever, stupid name. I still like SciFi. Actually makes sense ya know. Science Fiction. Look at me bringin in logic on the internet.
Catma
Well at least this way it's not false advertising. Shitty low budget special effects-based monster movies are not exactly "Science Fiction".
chaoswolf1982
not unless they're black-&-white and from the era of the 1940's to the 1970's.
Popspoppingit
SciFi*
espasmato
The channel is called SyFy now.
Popspoppingit
i refuse to refer to it as such, because of the garbage they now show on it. I want SciFi back.
espasmato
Seriously downvoted someone because you don't like that channel? Totally my problem.
SubzeroAK
I have a Russian wife, how do I get in on this?
ArdentSlacker
foreplay?
Limmmao
I want a russian wife, how do I get into her?
ArcticPanda
By Putin it in?
PreferredPhallus
Why does everyone have a Russian wife? What's so important that they need to be Russian about everywhere? ...
8bitTunes
You have to post a picture! or don't whatever.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
where did you get her? Last time I ordered online, my credit card got declined.
whoputthebop
You're doing it wrong if you pay them, a green card marriage is worth a good ten G's these days.
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
Ι’m not in the states :(
whoputthebop
Sorry?
xenathewarriorprincesswashot
(green card? but I also realized it is a similar term in other countries as well so I withdraw my comment)
rlyehcthulhu
Make a Tumblr or a Twitter account "ShitMyRussianWifeSays" -> profit.
SubzeroAK
Done. And good idea, thanks. ;)
rlyehcthulhu
Remember me when you're famous, will ya.
SubzeroAK
Da!
rlyehcthulhu
Spasiba :)
markjx
Following on Tumblr.
NotSoDarkKnight
Mail ordered, I'm sure.
SubzeroAK
Not to get all serious, but she was local when we met. Then she sunk her dirty, commie claws in me.
phlat6
Yeah... the Russian women have gotten seriously crafty. They come here...
SirAwesomeTheThird
Is Putin your wife?
Lindholmarinatorn
Putin is my husbando
SubzeroAK
Last night as a matter of... wait a second.
RacingToRedLights
Russian gf used to tell me I was so poor for her. Thought she was calling me cheap until I realized "aww poor Josh" was what she meant :)
VLCisacone
That's so cute....
RacingToRedLights
It was after I realized what she had meant! Before that I just thought she was kind of ungrateful and rude lol.
VLCisacone
ahaha sometimes we all have those little brain farts, not as cute as these, but we get 'em.
ajizzle
just repost this and say that your wife said them
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
I have a Ukrainian girlfriend, can I play?
NeandertalsRUs
YOUR USERNAME. I love it.
DoctorTobiasFunkeAnalrapist
Thank you. You've got a solid one there yourself.
NeandertalsRUs
Thanks :)
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
You have to wait another 3 weeks them your girlfriend will be russian too
TROLOLstevenswingler
http://forums.oce.leagueoflegends.com/board/attachment.php?attachmentid=6239&d=1384082086
RoYoMi
then wait another week and do it again.
bustyblonde
I have a Russian boyfriend. You don't get it on anything they all speak Russian and you just smile at the drink in your hand cuz you don't
rawpotato
my friend's hub (and all friends) are Russian. so she taught it to herself, she said it wasnt hard at all
jupiterandthemoons
Learn russian! I did. It's really not that hard to learn once you know the alphabet
InnocentValley
Erm... How'd you do it? I went through three years of obligatory school and still nothing. Exept the alphabet, that's engraved to my mind.
bustyblonde
Know what the fuck is going on. It's great
backwoodsbarbie
As someone with a hispanic boyfriend, I know that exact feeling. His whole family with be speaking Spanish & I'm just sitting there.. o_o
SubzeroAK
I know just enough Russian (when spoken) to get the gist of what they're talking about.
IcedLance
Maybe you should tell him if that makes you uncomfortable.
bustyblonde
wait so i dont mind too much once theyre done
bustyblonde
he usually tells me whats going on afterwards. and I know his family is not as comfortable with english as he is. its only awkward while i
IAmPotatoHearMeRoar
My ex is Russian. Whenever he was disappointed, he'd say "I feel like I have pancake on my head." Not sure where that imagery came from...?
NotSoSmartAlek
As a Russian, neither am I.
deepfriedewok
'blin' is used as a word for 'damn' and also 'pancake' in Russian
IAmPotatoHearMeRoar
Like "blini?" Those Russian crepe-like things are awesome!
IAmPotatoHearMeRoar
The what is "suka?" I always heard that word when we got stuck in traffic.
Laitka
bitch.
xheroth
I know this is an old comment but cmon people "suka" means bitch in Russian!
jupiterandthemoons
I have a russian husband. For whatever reason he always says "life's not all peaches and gravy" he doesn't understand why we say cream
UpvotesForCalicos
Mmmm...graaavyyyy.
flickerdart
Gravy is superior to cream. Source: also Russian.
VLCisacone
Wait what. I don't get it...
phlat6
but... with peaches? Just... no.
IcedLance
It's fine if you fry them.
TheDreadPirateRobinSparkles
Have you ever had chocolate gravy? That would be bomb with peaches.
flickerdart
In Russia, you say "cocoa with meat" when you want to describe a combination like that - two otherwise good foods that are nasty together.
Flyndaran
But chocolate moles like that are common in Latino cuisine.