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Jul 13, 2014 8:51 AM
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Nuggzs
Favoriting just in case of psychological warfare
malaroo
"how to make people hate you even more than they already do"
MonkeyGein
#12.. Slow down satan
mwmillertime
No. 12 is straight out of the Satan handbook.
soldmydadforupvotes
Say to your freind "hey want to hear a secret" then say "actually it doesn't matter" and walk of
Bootlickr
My older sis and I used to live together in an apartment and she and her bf got on my nerves. One day, while she was baking cookies (1/2)
Bootlickr
I cranked up the temp to broil when she left and put it back on 350 before she came back. She couldn't understand why every batch burned.
watercoolerdictator
I suspect Jim Halpert.
ThatRandomlyJealousGuy
22. Repost something numerous times
notablequotableupvotable
Calm down, Halpert
astrocouldyounaut
My brother once spent the day using his roommate's name in air quotes. ie: ok "Brian" we can go get pizza. Drove the poor kid mad
TheDon850
I am dying of laughter. I dont know why I find this so funny
SandsSerif
Maybe the Kidz Bop one would work if it was still 2004.
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
Lick their forehead whole whispering meep meep
SihayaOfTheAllPowerfulMeh
*while
InnocentValley
Hihi.. I stroke peoples backs going "moo moo". Turns them absolutely crazy.
GirlX
The door one is my favourite
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
my favourite.
ZnypaH
Yes, but seriously. How dumb must you be to not notice?
CaliMentality
Simpler plan: most refrigerator doors can be flipped so that the handle is on the other side. Usually this is around 6 bolts. Takes 5 min.
mrsmusica
Your brain doesn't actually think about everything you do. Repetitive, regular actions you just do automatically. Prank would work on many.
mindolluin
I think these all came from Jim in The Office
HelloImgurGoodbyeLife
22. Spell the caption wrong on imgur
cheesywonton
23. Always point out spelling errors.
hardytardigrade
At least it doesn't say "discrete". Though I guess that would technically be correct.
haydentkd
23. Or a coment
haydentkd
23. Or a coment
IJoinedImgurSpecificallytoMakeThisComment
Haha it reminds me of this cousin of mine who owned a gun shop that specialized in long ranger weaponry. This country looking guy walked 1/2
FellowImgurian
You clever son of a...
gottoesplosivo
somebody finally got me :D
xStabbyMcGee
Unless it was done on purpose in which case nice save.
InnocentValley
What a perfect crime.
MaximCormier
As a Canadian.... I can't do the penny trick anymore!
merelycanadian
Dimes, mate, dimes. Just gotta be a bit more patient.
ArjenRobben
22. Every time one of your friends suggest to eat at Shinjitsu, simply sneeze.
ThisFrickenGuy
I love that episode!
astropapi1
I don't even know whata Shinjitsu is.
SometimesAUserNameIsRelevantButInThisCaseItIsNot
I do number 18 in Skyrim just for lulz. Random person in an inn, shove a Giants Toe in their pocket.
TBOne
I lost it at SPOON !
SlothlsMySpiritAnimaI
at SPOON!
Coughdropthebass
Your comment is bad, and you should feel bad
TBOne
Your reply is bad and you should feel bad.
jacktahripper
Your reply is good, and you should feel good
lygerzero0zero
Isn't technology wonderful? It opens up so many new avenues for fucking with people.
sameen
me too
RoidingOldMan
13 is from an episode of Frasier.
Harmonex
Yeesh, I saw that too and commented to someone else that I recognized it from Dilbert (I was wrong). Deleted that straight away.
acinonyxjubatus
I thought I recognised it! Is that the one with the eventual prank on Bulldog with the zombies in the basement?
RoidingOldMan
Yes. That's what he comes up with after everyone laughs at how stupid the red balloon idea is.
acinonyxjubatus
And the eventual -real- prank with the scissors :)
mulberrybush
11 is from the office
VulcanTrekkie45
12 is just evil.
hardytardigrade
"Did you find a tomato in your pocket? Ha HA! I spent 6 years training for this moment!"
killfire
Yeah, but to be fair, you could have a lot of those moments...
FaxCelestis
#justSkyrimThings
kubi
In TES3 (and maybe 4) you could reverse pickpocket or sell an apparel item with constant drain health on it and they would wear it.
SuperLuminalMan
Only if it had higher armor value that whatever they're wearing by default, since that's how they choose what armor to equip
SteevyT
"Why the fuck did you just try putting dragon bones in my pocket?" Happened today.
savoreverysecond
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MouseTheFooDog
"Hello Mr. Vampire, it'd be a shame if some garlic found its way into your pocket"
tempuslynn
I once had a girl slip a baggie of magic mushrooms into my pocket. I still get confused thinking about it.
HeeelllloooooooMurse
In high school I would put cheez-its into my classmates pockets. Drove them nuts, especially when they crushed them before they found them
Denvercoder09
Why is there yogurt in my pocket?!
HotMilky
Mom's spaghetti
Ibanezpat
20? ...Sandwiches?
heartherevenge
HIMYM ref. take my upvote sir
PlainSimpleGarak
Nah, dude, Arrested Development reference. Or Frozen.
heartherevenge
also HIMYM the episode with the slutty pumpkin
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
That's what I was gonna say!!
TheSara
I've never met someone who thinks so much like me!
HanyouChris
Jinx, Jinx again!
TheSara
Our mental synchronization, can have but one explanation;
HanyouChris
You, and I, were, just, meant, to, BEEE!
catbro
#11 is from the office and it's the best prank jim ever did.
PhilosophicalGinger
Dude the idea of that prank has been around for a lot longer than The Office.
RelativeVelocity
Had to check to see if this was mentioned. Allow me to bump you one upvote
kenjeongun
Photo copy a paperclip a hundred times or so, put them back in the drawer so when ever it's used, the documents have a paperclip on it. 1/2
Tuanicle
;
GabZonY
thanks
WhyCantIPickUsername
This is brilliant.
Zephronias
Easy there Sata- you know what? No. Keep on rockin', Satan.
HybriDGuerrillA
I would do this but, working in IT, they would come to me to fix it...
Volvary
Have them spaced out so that when you come and print something, nothing appears.
ThisCommentWasAutomaticallyGeneratedByImgurViralizer
I work in IT, and after this happened a few times, I would still be nice, but I'd secretly start to think they were all bat-shit crazy!
kenjeongun
2/2 The office went nuts. Took apart the machine trying to find the paperclip "stuck" inside. Even called in a technician. Lols were had.
RaveKangaroo
Commenting for reasons
tony3564
really want to make people lose it, put it in a corner, give it eyes and a clipy quote
IamtheHoffman
You would need to make it different each time. Time consuming yes but more effective.
matt48
They seriously didn't think to just look at the copy paper?
RarerThanACanOfDandelionandBurdock
Their sentence.
theyregonnakillthatpoorwoman
OY. I know people who do something similar: instead of repeating, they try to finish your sentence with you. AHHHHHH STAHP!
SteevyT
Their sentence.
Imjustsupposedtolook
sigh, my parents already do...
TheRicM
I see what you
MaybeADoctor
Did there.
GenuineHumanFemale
Friendly reminder: Several of these are called gaslighting, are a form of abuse, and can actually have serious consequences to your target.
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spareseatonmyface
Which ones, for future reference. The door one and the balloons one are the only ones for me.
tripozornike
22. Point out the downside to every joke like a social crusader and spoil everyone's enjoyment.
InnocentValley
Also repeating the end of the joke and laughing while telling it. It makes everyone feel uncomfortable.
stevetehpirate
Hilarious consequences.
stevetehpirate
Anything fun can be called "a form of abuse" or "advancement of the Patriarchy"
eekaspider
who said anything about patriarchy? women can abuse men, too.
stevetehpirate
Tumblr was in large responsible for the return of the term "gaslighting" to refer to abuse rather than humor.
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stevetehpirate
I learned in my psych class about how clinical psychologists play pranks on eachother.
varsil
Thanks, Tumblr.
GenuineHumanFemale
I'm not talking about shit like eating all the berries in the cereal, that's hilarious. But the guy in 9 is an asshole.
Kaysmira
He might have something going on mentally, seriously who spends this sort of time and money to mentally stress his wife?
stevetehpirate
Someone who loves pranks?
LonLonRanchDressing
mentally stressed? when i switch from driving my car to my mother's car, i grasp at where I think the gear shift should be. there's (1)
LonLonRanchDressing
no stress involved. just a quick moment of frustration. she might doubt her memory but that's probably as deep as it goes(2)
Megiddo616
The Kidz Bop one
CaptainPhil
For some reason I can listen to this song for hours on end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P6XZGaP6m4
Glitchoff
Liam Neeson got old handsome
YorkshireMikey
http://imgur.com/Jhtu8HQ
xmagnummgx
Jokes on whomever tries this on me. I listen to metal and classical music. I don't think their are kidz bop for those genres.
Dumfuc
"their"? Really? How can you fuck up so hard?
plazmatyk
Dear me: remember to save this gif when you're done pooping.
PhuckKnuckles
People that are susceptible to this one deserve it.
IAlreadyReachedImguriteSoIDontCareAboutMyPointsAnymore
Try that with my Ipod
icypants
Some people are simply evil.
Ringshadow
http://youtu.be/X5KG5KU6aT0 They made a cover of What Does the Fox Say. I'm speechless in horror.
JaimeFookinLannister
That's my reaction whenever I hear a Kidz Bop song
FrogPaste
It got ridiculous after a while. There was Kidz Bop 1, then like 6 months later they had Kidz Bop 14.
Spaminal
Now thats what I call crazy!
ohshitausername
I would say there's no kidz bop version of like 98% of the songs on my iPod though.
Spaminal
Thankfully no kidz bop of any grindcore :)!
MalaysianFlightPlanner
I think someone might have trouble finding Kidz Bop versions of the Red Army Choir and various video game OSTs.
NoDiceDoomguy
Yeah as far as I know, Kidz Bop doesn't do thrash metal.
ZogiBear
Ass n titties ass n titties
NekoMiko06
100% for mine. Everything's in Japanese, except for the few English Vocaloid tracks.
GrungirStoneheart
FOUND THE OTAKU!
catsonmeth
"Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 100% nigga."
chickenhobo
"Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga I'm 200% nigga."
KnockKnockWhosThereJehovahsWitness
"Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga. Why do police hate niggas?"
gailan572
Yeah, I want someone to replace my Weird Al, Smothers Brothers, Allen Sherman, and Bloodhound Gang collection with Kidz Bop versions.
gailan572
I mean seriously, a Kidz Bop version of the Ballad of Chasey Lain would be *amazing.* Now I really want to hear it.
Efreeti
Kidz Bop version of Incredible Return of the Great White Dope would rock my world.
bordeauxblues
half of these, the simpler ones, could be quite fun. the other half are downright sociopathic.
savoreverysecond
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goodtobeme
and time consuming!
shorttorsogcupmeltdown
The balloon one is just cruel... I imagine most of these would be seen in a prank light, and I just don't think that ones okay
bordeauxblues
That was actually my favourite, because it's so simple. But also devastating.
astrocouldyounaut
Some are also really expensive
bordeauxblues
Yeah, those are the ones that are especially sociopathic. I mean, not only wasting time but tons of money? That's crazy.
Jetz72
WHERE THE FUCK DO I GET THREE THOUSAND PINK PING-PONG BALLS?!
CaptainJackJack
The door prank could really cause you to question your sanity
Najda
I wonder where he keeps the extra doors though..
bordeauxblues
Who in their right mind would take the time to do that, though? That one is particularly insane.
CaptainJackJack
Exactly. Obviously a sociopath.
Geodoge
That was my favorite one
CoconutCyclone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaslighting pretty evil thing to do to someone.
Nandabun
This has happened to me before. I -still- have trust issues from it. My wife, mutual friend, and his girlfriend were all involved.
CoconutCyclone
Was it malicious and/or over a long period of time or was it a one time prank? Cuz why are you still married if the former?
Nandabun
It was a several years thing, and I guess I shoulda said "my wife at the time." Cause I ain't!
fiona0146
Wouldn't they notice pennies rattling around in the phones though?
icbpenguin
I guess you could tape them down
geauxaway
Its from the office, Jim did it to Dwight
fiona0146
I thought the same thing when it was on that as well
themanthemyththecharles
Tape, glue, putty, really any adhesive substance will solve that problem.
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mollypop94
I love you for knowing that too
TheFeralDog
That was nickels...
idiotn00b
You knoww waht you win, completely different thing. Nicles in a Phone vs pennies, not comparable at all. not in the same ball park. nope
TheFeralDog
Hey I'm just saying, it takes five pennies to make a nickel...
idiotn00b
Nope I'm going to jjust delete the offending comment and beg for your mercy for my error