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Seriously, the cat was SCREAMING if we moved just an inch!
My friend suggested we made the cat as comfortable as possible, and see how it adapts.
Damn!
After about a week we found him sleeping and his balls was showing. Now we knew that it was a boy.
We did notice, that he was more relaxed about having us around. As long as we sat still and only talked with gentle voices.
Still, no touching!
We missed him, but was also happy by knowing that whatever the case, he would probably be happy. Or, happier.
We both cried. Literally!
Little Shred is now officially a resident in our house.
Tallrussian
GIVE US THE CAT TAX YOU FUCKING PHONEY
CloakedGoliath
The one time where kitty tax is a requirement.
buttshredder
I had a situation like this. She lives with my mom now, has for 4 years. Best cat I've ever had.
Queenbeeknocksmeonmyknees
First thing I thought 'why would an out house have ears?'
bexxyab
He left on a great soul searching adventure but while on the way there he realised how good he had it at home and came back.
GuitarMuscles
Awww! And that's a good name for the little guy, too
Pinklaqueredskies
Thank you for being so kind @OP
RememberTheC4nt
I think you made his live a better live
KillerFan
Uh... what?
ASmellofWineandCheapPerfume
You've officially been adopted; since he's male, he'll go out 'catting around' but he knows you'll take care of him, he'll always come back!
ASmellofWineandCheapPerfume
Also, good on you for adapting him to you and your home the way you did - you've been a hero to that kitty!!
S0ckDrawer
You are a good human
Grroot
All talk and no evidence from @OP. What is this world we live in without cat taxes
bulweif
Well said. Taxes are required.
dafahzha
My wife and I had a very similar story that occurred in Millington,TN in 1985. "Millington" the cat lived to be 22. Best of luck OP.
definitelynotajanitor
Yay Millington!
tallbo
WTF do you think this is penguin story time? There are RULES to these memes you can't just decide to use them. Also,outhouse like a toilet?
HeemsMcClane
THANK YOU! I was confused AF despite being happy for the cat/ OP...
IPunchedASandwich
otimseal
Get him neutered...picture please!!!
FlaccidFudgesicles
How does the penguin meme apply to any of your story?
NotYourAveragePablo
This bothered me more than it should. Thanks for supporting my feelings.
IHateToSayThisButILoveYou
awwwww! Now I'm leaking from the eyes. What have you done to me!?
RexErection
No cat tax?
LadyWidebottom
I think you've used the wrong memes. But well done, anyway.
SirWinstonTwoMonocles
Meme generator stuck on penguin again.
exponentiallymusical
Wrong meme, disgusting grammar, no cat tax proof. But it's a story about helping an abused animal so fuck it. +1
rightarmbored
No pics no proof. Fuck your penguin, we want cats.
Firehorsefire
Please get the kitty neutered. Then enjoy your new cuddle kitten. Semi feral cats make the best cats if they decide to love you.
kskksk
That's great and all. But this was the worst misuse of the socially awkward/awesome meme I've seen.
HighVelocityToast
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BluePeaSoup
Also awkwardly written.
cbjfan
With several spelling/grammatical errors
panvint
That cat was pretty socially awkward, though.
Funnynin
And the grammar. #1 "it's ears was"... There was also #3 "feeded", the list goes on.
CyborgScribe
Just post pics of the cat and tell the story.
DrFartstheTRex
Right? Now I'm going to make an unpopular opinion puffin to describe how much I like kittens and want OP to post theirs.
VincintheG
Exactly my thought
twohearteddoctor
Also feeded?
basball6969
It burns
DavidMadsen
Downvoted it because of that ;)
NuclearBoxcutter
You ruin everything, step-douche!
MightyShilling
For the love of god, "fed"**
KapnKershaw
EARS WAS
RyoukoSama
@OP
Ellipbro
Yeah, that was a kick to the balls reading that, but I figured, he has an outhouse.
MaxedOutInOneMonth
Lol, insult accepted +1
justwatching
"Shred" is a cute name, but kinda morbid @OP. LOL So if it had 3 legs would you call it "tripod"?
Neednoggle
When I was a kid, we had a three legged cat which we did name Tripod.
Beruthiel10
Yes.
laboon
If i had a 3 legged pet I'd call it trike. People would think it's a nickname because of the legs but it would be short for triceratops.
heatsourceinthekitchen
No, call him "amp"
CoolHandRK
Tres. I would name him Tres.
somebiguy
i had a three legged shelter dog that my mom wanted to name tripod. we think his name used to be buddy bc he responded well to it.
Smayds
Back in the 80s my cousin had a three-legged cat called Trike, missing one front leg. I still remember him thumping his way around the house
KleptoFerret
Touching story. Good on you op. But feeded is bothering me..
MrFnortner
Someone with an outhouse might, just might, use a variety of English that includes the word 'feeded'.
absolutezero182
"and his balls was showing," was what got me.
Theresmyothersock
Me too
LeMorteDRando
And then you people made me realize I'm one of you assholes.
LeadByBadExample
Not as much as the negligent use of socially awkward and socially awesome penguin.
samrye
Don't forget layed
AuroraNora33
and "it's"
konmari
English is prob a *2nd* language for OP, and i bet you OP's english is still better than my [whatever OP's first language is]
thetonestarr
OP is Danish
MaxedOutInOneMonth
Is it that clear, or have I been recognized?
thetonestarr
You have another post talking about the Danish mentality about Muslims.
MaxedOutInOneMonth
oh.. lol :D Nice spotted
CoolSnackChris
Yeah I really wanted to enjoy the story but feeded was just gnawing at me through the entire post
shroudzy
I didnt notice anyone feeded the kitty, but
its ok with me
mynameisnotalice
You realize that there are non-native speakers on imgur, do you? It gets a little tiring to be bitched at for every little mistake.
SorryThisUsernameHasBeenTaken
Me too. Made me irrationally edgy.
BTrace98
Somebody had to say it, thank you.
CaitlinAmmie
So much bothereded.
HandsomeJack19
It made it more endearing to me. Kinda sweet and childlike.
Possboi
Well... SHOW US THE KITTY!!!
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gaylord69686869
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rarkleflumple
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IDontQuiteKnow
I second that notion!
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Onzid
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CatoNator420
Pics or didn't happen
DukeOfWellingtone
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Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
show me your kitties
Kaelnayyan
The correct response is show us your pussy.
SP00BLES
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Onzid
Yeah, I read the whole thing, but... You have an OUTHOUSE!?
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AuroraNora33
Outhouse
szepasszony
Maybe that's why they don't have a camera to show us pictures of the kitty.
samsonguy920
Someone's jealous.
carolinaguuurl
My first thought, too
leumasmc
Not such a rare thing up north.
Atalung
A lot of old farms have them. I've got one, it's unused and in disrepair but it's there
Bystandr
This is very common, actually , especially in permafrost areas. So its not always contingent on available tech and affluence , too.
enderlord99
I thought he meant outdoor restroom, and was slightly confused. Apparently, though, it's actually a barn.
MadBecauseTheresAnotherPARTYWAGON
So it's a barn
AuroraNora33
A Scandinavian type barn
itsamazing
outhouses just mean sheds in my area.
cyndr
Growing up my grandma had an outhouse. I liked going over there because all we had was a bucket. I was happy when dad got us a toilet seat.
EmmitWest
Well, I don't know OPS's native language, but out building is a term I've used here in Texas, and that could easily translate to out house.
TheBorzoi
An outhouse is an outdoor toilet. From your post I gather you use it to refer to any outdoor building including a shed or detached garage?
EmmitWest
Well, an out building might be a barn, shed, well house, etc. But an outhouse is definitely an outdoor bathroom with no plumbing.
Farmacopeia
Maybe outhouse = outbuilding, like those random small sheds circling old farmhouses?
Longtimelurkin
Shitters not clogged.
LifesLittleLunatic
We did. Old house. Still worked but we had an indoor toilet so we tore it down in the last couple of years. Spider city.
PsyborC
Rough translation from danish to english, an "outhouse" (danish: udhus) is actually an annex.
tallbo
Ah
CopperWench
Ah! Formally we would say out-buildings here on a farm. (Canada)
ServeAndOffend
Ahhh. Thank you. I was thinking they had no bathroom but at least internet access!
omgwtfhuh
If I had to choose using an outhouse or not having internet I would adapt to using an outhouse.
LokiKingOfJotunheim
As an American, outhouse typically refers to an outside shitter...
PsyborC
I know. Think that's why @Onzid spelled it in capital letters.
Onzid
Ilikecatsandbeer
In Norway an outhouse is buildings on a farm where no humans live. Like a stable is an outhouse.
verenelda
Ah... In English (American) we use outbuilding to refer to those buildings. Outhouse is an outdoor toilet pit toilet in a shed.
Ilikecatsandbeer
That we call and "outside toilet", or in norwegian "utedo".
ParanoidWithGoodCause
most people do, even if it's one o' dem fancy new indoor outhouses
Katadeus
Flawless
Koshunae
The grammar of this post is on par with the stereotype you're imitating.
ProfessorFlora
I think it ceases to be an outhouse when it's no longer out.
Setokie
An inhouse if you will.
bedframe
I bought one of those!
justorderalargefarva
Oh. Why?
FelixG
Bob's burgers is a treasure.
alkahal
You owe back cat taxes.
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
Yeah I'm not a fan of cat taxes. Fuck, this whole website is kind of lame. But damn, I wouldn't mind seeing lil' Shred.
seqouia
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krapmyself
Felony cat evasion.
MidasTheAlchemist
Feline cat evasion
beeskneesb
Feliney cat evasion, or is it feliny*...?
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KennyDaMemePolice
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HD226868
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CatTaxCollecter
Can confirm.
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Nergaroth
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TheBIFFALLO87
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give.
StopPhotoshoppingLadiesThighs
Sad to say I think this story is fake :/
TwoVhsCopiesOfGoodfellas
Unless this is all lies, strange no pictures
Gnago
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InfinityKillerTheAssassinofAlderaan
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MaxedOutInOneMonth
I do, don't I? I'll be back to pay my debt.
Terad0r
Yeeeesss...?
Cezarboytellem
eh ill just favorite. No dots here folks
swubbydubs
Dot
PrincessAthena7
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NeoHelios
Thinking of all the cat videos on YouTube of cats freaking out when they have a camera lens in their face... Pls don't spook the kitty, OP!
Lovethespam
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WhoWouldHaveThoughtOfThis
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IneversaidIworkedhere
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brakeurself
Autodots, roll out!
swyytch
El dot
ExtremelyHappyGuy
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lnvestigate311
circlebreaker
My bet is, the kit's going to look a little Squanchy with those shredded ears. Adorable.
BigGuy5692
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butterbattle22
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BeefyDreams
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cyanidkatharsis
Holy cow that is a lot of people waiting to see a picture of a cat, on the internet. I mean, isn't the internet like 70% cat pictures?
Dihhie
About 15 of them.. ;)
Berlinthebattleturtle
PoopholeAintALoophole
Tood
analyticmonkey
Noot doot!
RegularBirb
I shall leave a 'dot' here with for the purpose of my return.
ArchaicBananas
I am leaving a "dot" here to signify my intent to return to this comment thread with hopes of finding pictures of the aforementioned cat. .
BlitzThunderWolf
Wouldsomeonelieontheinternet?.jpg
InqSerena
*For purposes of cat tax collection*
KungFuPorkchop
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jillianjiggs
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metalprep2k3
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FrozenFoodGuy
So many dots o.o
vidiv
CAT TAX IS OWED; I AM THE TAX COLLECTOR
iwaspromisedbobs
I look forward to your payment.
Theresmyothersock
Me too!
VitaMark
4 hours later
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Puluzu
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aevansk1177
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ElonFoster
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katos1995
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TheGhastHunter
where is that cat tax, man? it's been 20 hours
bloxman
We're waiting
zebil
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toffeecoffee
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Kentnotavailablecomeon
Op better deliver
Tjuhugo
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ShotMastaBub
$
ohdeepthought
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BookOfLeviticus
A Lannister should always pay their debts
Jumpier
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Fancyrobot101
You better
GreenGoblinKrunch
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FaecalJacksonPollock
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DarkandTwisted
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Poochermonkey
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LyraSilvertongue
Xeroblaz
He isn't paying it back guys. Look at OPs post. Hes just spams a crap ton of post in hopes one of them reaches FP
coreunit
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KittensCanBeAssholes
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oceansss
Awaiting....
Udidntcnething
DOOT
omgitshyemi
I'm excited
rainofjumpsuit
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wowokcool
Doot
IAmShithead
("Dot")
iHaveAthingForPineapples
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CormacSlateworker
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jo3v
This . Is for the time you wanted to see a cat
dresdenreader
This better not be another safe.
havocandchillisauc
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scarcelyinteracting
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sookmeplooms
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TheAssyrianMafia
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Iamlordofspuds
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ShadowRunner94
A Lannister always pays his debts...
zkelley1220
One big DOT
someniceusername
Doot
lordskiss
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7SlicesofResurrectedBread
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Erik604
I want to see the little dude.
PerseusRex
SieghartEX
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Codegirl96
Boop
derGrueneZwerg
Boi
MrStarkLord
Too right you will.
ABadlyPhotoshoppedPictureOfJustKiddingNothing
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Ateg
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AttractiveFruitSnack
PSA (Personal Service Announcement): This comment is left for the owed debt of @MaxedOutInOneMonth for one Cat Tax. Thank you.
lesswaxjesus
Same
omsnoms
Samesies
winterberries95
More sameies
FrabjousCloak
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NinjaFood
All in favor of naming the cat Catty McCatface say "Aye".
CelebrityJourneyman
Aye. Little shred is the birds.
disinformatique
Aye
Xenolith166
Dude no his name is Lil' Shred
lordofthedice
The Shredder!
TheLoneSithDoge
Gui
MayThePunsBeWithYou
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RealNormMacDonald
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OldRazzIeDazzIe
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Tryitagain
I'm also eager for pics and glad Shred has decided to adopt you.
Cappuccinoooo
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RawrItsJamJam
TheDickPicCount
Updoot
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MyProfileHasKittens
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OtterCatastrophe
We need to see him... NOW DAMMIT!!!
teachmehowtosnugggie
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TheLazyLibrarian
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Guaiacol
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auraraa
Cat tax! Gimme!
PsyParadox
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TheBorzoi
8h... Where's the tax?
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Magsnificent
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IcyLucario
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RodgerCastleIII
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VGPP
Doot doot
DonaldTrumpImpersonator
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keener33
o o . . Coming back for my cootie shot
munchyfry
dot
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doot
sensitivecat3
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ThatOneNativeGuy
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VeeInTheSea
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iNarrateYourReply
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tiduszecht
This message is to inform me of incoming cat tax.
Yilinnn
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Desslok2199
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ryan50ryan
Your lack of cat tax disturbs me.
JTechnopotheosis
dot
Khronax
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WhatsThisRuckus
ijunmakeme
Period
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Meow
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mouthfuloftoe
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tetsouomaiwamo
Dootydoot
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justaguythatreallylikesplanes
Dottt
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Dot Matrix
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Doot
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YeahBoio
Dooty doot
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Meow.
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Moop