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By Request, Burn Compilation 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/7dHjf/new
3rd Burn Compilation: http://imgur.com/gallery/isd5Z/new
BDSMBlooddoll
That first one is kinda harsh.
MollAguado
havent you got a football match to go to
YouLast
Am I the only one reading Facebook coverup colours as the same people all the time? These posts make me think, "Man, Red is ALWAYS a bitch!"
camdenml
I actually know the girl in the first photo, and she's been making decent progress.
HeyFreckleFace
http://imgur.com/GXIbEKl
ndrewtran
I like this. More please.
Putts1
Am I the only person who isn't Facebook friends with people I hate?
slimfunk
I will admit to laughing most of the way through this post
OtterRidiculousness
Usually facebook posts are just cringeworthy but I chortled at this selection. Quite nice, quite nice indeed.
barrackobarner
jillane
Do you ever wonder....how are these people FB friends? I only friend my real friends
lactosedrow
dont wanna be that guy, but these are just... mean...
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Ehhhhh- some of them, a lot of them deserve it though.
JenBro
Well... you made air come out of my nose faster than it usually does! good job OP.
jcslater
good question. I assume she lives right next to little ceasars and becuz they already have made pizza waiting, they just walk it over.
DrunknRage
Wr... w... wrong comment o.O
perzon
Burns compilation? Excellent!
ThomKjer
We need a gif!
2Grenades1Strax
.......................oh. Oh-ho! Have all the upvotes I can give you! ..sadly, that's only one. Cherish it. You deserve it,
arztvonstrudel
This post deserves more attention. Very clever, my good sir!
lazerhosen
Smithers?!
gamerfgt
Dogs: Highly intelligent creatures... proceeds to lick own asshole
WhyDoIEvenComeToThisWebsiteIMeanForFucksSakeImARepublican
That's a really stupid argument, because that's literally how all canine, canine-like, feline, & feline-like animals self bathe- by licking.
herabek
Humans: proceed to lick other people's assholes
GenlyAi
You win this round, herabek!
JesusVEVO
Makes me wonder how these people became friends in the first place.
FrogPaste
Disappointed they didn't show Old Spice's comeback with: do you consider volcanoes, tanks and freedom spices?
TheFappener
MrChurch
I don't like that first one. There's nothing shameful about trying to lose weight.
mimblewimble
The first one is really more rude than a burn :\
ItsAMonsterThing
Yeah that's what I though too. Maybe she's a huge bitch or something and does it to other people. Only time it would be acceptable I think.
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ferretfox
Sexism. Sexism everywhere.
rederik13
iron this . lost it.
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
I'll admit it, I love that joke.
kungfuman
I didn't say what was in your mouth.
MrBigBuns
went from relationship to single. Totally worth it
tiberiuswhythecrapcantweuseunderscoresxxvii
Agreed whole-heartedly (although apparently some people question if I even have one...)
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
If that's what caused the breakup, it wasn't going to end well anyway.
iliketomakepointscoreseven
I always interpreted that "a mans best friend" thing as human. I didn't know it was gender specific.
ionlyspeakthetruth
none of these are even remotely new:( -1
Johnny2x4x
http://i.imgur.com/7RdTFbe
deinfavorit
i always upvote obama
samcass
Yes.
KylaDeigan
Sassy Obama.
mezac
Can you spot the photoshop?
HoldOnToThatFeeling
Well for one, all of the incoming message bubbles are the same length whether or not the text warrants that.
Rip901
Is it the black bar at the top?
lookatmyspiral
...
workundone
But... that's impossible. You think these were faked!? Who would do something like that!?
milosz
IAmGodSoGiveMeSumBacon
u want sum fuk?
blade5124212
"You better come back with a goddamn sandwhich"- best one
mimblewimble
I don't get it.
GALL0WSHUM0R
She asked for a comeback. He told her to "come back" with a sandwich.
OneOfUsOneOfUs
I think it's my favorite line on the internet. I'm serious.
RicecakesMcgee
I agree that makes me crack up every time I see it. And I'm female.
ReallyWellFuck
I SECOND THIS!
NaughtyByNurture
I second your second!.. Or something.
DarthDweeb
where is she getting pizza delivered that fast?!
Mandalore11
bigsausagepizza.com
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Cici's?
SilentHowling
"It's not delivery; It's Digiorno!"
neongiraffe
Jimmy John's
ParaBailarLaBamba
Imgur: asking the right questions.
backtobackpanicattack
Yeah, this isn't Back to the Future 2!
Felman
I don't even get premade Little Caesars pizza that quick.
Celebrimbor
Her ex boyfriend's house.
Berethian
Yeah, it was a terrible burn. Maybe if she'd microwaved a burrito and it was done in thirty seconds, or something...
blitherypoop
Even those take longer than that.
bensapphire2011
In the restaurant.
AskingQuestionsYouDidntKnowYouNeededAnAnswerTo
CosaNostra Pizza from Snow Crash.
ManBunion
The guy from Fast Times is her delivery boy
YourGod
Heaven ;)
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, that was a truly weak retort.
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FlatPlutoSociety
No, I get the joke. But a joke like that flops if it doesn't work on both levels.
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
or pizza delivery from the future
Assbandit
https://googledrive.com/host/0B8mES1bqP3uzbVNPN09jcXAySVU/Back-to-the-Future-Food-Hydrator-s.gif
backtobackpanicattack
Hah! My first thought. Nice one.
Geogon
I like how the pizza is piping hot yet she holds the pan without oven mitts.
RelishTodayKetchupTomorrow
We're supposed to be getting this by next year. Still keeping an eye out for the pre-orders.
economigurian
keep 'em coming! Burns compliation part 2!
Welley
complilation*
AllMemesGo2Heaven
agreed
AcousticGstring
Wasn't planning on a sequel but I'd be happy to oblige if people want a second part. :)
KillerKolonelz
I NEED DIS!!
SparklingCockWaffle
YES!
Raelag
I do.
chraak
indeed we do!
lk2oi3fklsndlkfsdfsdf
yes please
SimplestAccount
HELL FUCKING YEAH, I WANNA SEE THE BUUUUURN
ToxicPineapple
DO IT!
beckadoomsday
I would like to submit.
AcousticGstring
can you PM me your suggestion to include in the next one?
beckadoomsday
Yupp, just waiting for the go-ahead ;)
AcousticGstring
go ahead
annerbananers
Some of these are pretty good, but a bunch are just people being jerks IMO.
CascadeKitchenCounsellor
When you can't say something nice, say something clever but devastating
MayTheBootyBeWithYou
And some quite sexist.
tybbiesniffer
That was my take-away. A couple I didn't notice but then when it was one after another, it was hard to ignore.
GredAndForge
Especially the first one. Someone is trying to live a healthier life, and you're going to make fun of them? Jerk.
annerbananers
Exactly. Some are clever, but that one was 100% unprovoked.
ZebraCockSandwich
i like to think that person was their best friend, and her wearing a lot of make up is an on going joke between them. I feel better that way
GredAndForge
I like you.