NaturallySelected
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Wish me luck.
UPDOOT! http://imgur.com/lJzYrl2
Nov 18, 2016 11:39 PM
NaturallySelected
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Wish me luck.
UPDOOT! http://imgur.com/lJzYrl2
OfficialJoeBiden
Why are you holding onto it so hard? Ouch
rufio81
No! Am I too late?! DON'T DO IT!!!
ididntmeantoloveyou
Wash your hands
RohBear
You've got the hands of a working man.
weastside
Beautiful ring, best of luck to you @op
SailorLuna13
That's actually a gorgeous ring. You did an amazing job picking that out. Gl op!
RickGlass74
Why does everyone have weird fingers...
loveandallthat
I LIKE THAT RING A LOT.
jaystewipt
I LIKE WHAT YOU GOT
Palabrajot
Let me float back to the place you found me I'll be okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
ayymehhh
YASSSSS! Definitely sweated from my eyes when this played last night at the end of Porter's set!
Metasequoia
Rose gold, nice touch
knrf683
Looks old
scroobiusgav
Update?
NaturallySelected
Link posted =)
Dyslexicglove
I didn't know spaghetti could propose.
phallicies
Good luck mate!
Kerml
Wow congrats and might I say that is a beautiful ring.
Rounds805
You got this, moms spaghetti
whydoidothisallday
Isn't it weird how nervous you get???? I was with my gf for 6 years before I proposed and I knew she said yes and I was still nervous!
whydoidothisallday
And I'm not a nervous dude normally
SethReborn
I'm with you on this. I was nervous as fuck for two weeks before. We'd talked about it months before so I knew the answer
Epilepticafro
Never forgetti no regretti @OP
MrEconomical
Veragio ring?
mylifeshouldbeafuckingnovel
Verragio ring.
perardua2014
Beautiful. Hope you have a wonderful future together
Marialice98
Gorgeous ring!
potatotheloaf
HOW DID IT GO??!
NaturallySelected
We're both had no idea what we were doing, but we're engaged!
TimDrakeTheTeenWonder
I still listen to Porter Robinson's "Shelter" everyday
ayymehhh
Porter Robinson - Language. Oh, the feels.
sixsickdevilsdicks
Forza horizon
bananatoast
I like divinity
SlevinOrKevkevOrKevin
I wake up to Sea of Voices every morning
zappy212
Sad machine tho
GayBeaver
Update post?
NaturallySelected
Link posted =)
Bluepolog
MOISTURIZE YOUR HANDS
NewtGinGrinch
SNAP BACK TO REALITY!!
barbapapaaaaaaaa
OH HERE GOES GRAVITY!
barbapapaaaaaaaa
I was surprise there were no comment about the reference! :D
PerSWade
I have a hilarious story about proposing to my wife. PM me if you want to hear it @OP. Good luck and don't worry.
NaturallySelected
I... don't know how to PM on mobile.. Ha
PerSWade
No PM on mobile. I can PM you on a real computer. But still, good luck!
Ryuk713
I want in on this hilarious story
chrisb413
My condolences...
Kalid19
You dick. +1
SuperKamiGuru777
Losing good men too soon. Pat Benatar told us love was a battlefield...we didn't listen. WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
Katzendaugs
WE ARE YOUNG
potatotheloaf
????
msBumbleBeeButt
My fiancé proposed to me last weekend by saying, "Will you do the thing?"
conradfr
Guy just wanted anal, instead got into marriage.
msBumbleBeeButt
Who says he doesn't get anal? ;P
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
HA! http://www.neontommy.com/sites/default/files/users/user1418/Varrick%20Proposes.png
msBumbleBeeButt
Someone got it! Thank you!
TheArrestingAbhorrentArrantAbominableAlliterator
With my name, if I didn't I would be ashamed.
msBumbleBeeButt
I would be incredibly disappointed as well. I would've demanded that you change your name! Haha
tortor
Dont drop the ring.
guywhoinsultsyou
Don't dddddddd drop the ring biwjwkcjdnj2jandjekalxmmekrjfj wub wubw u
ebap
Not with that death grip. Easy on the nip nips
LargeHoman
Like he dropped the verse
COOL69GUY420ZONE
Or that thun thun aye for that matter.
nerdgasma
..just the bass. Wubwuwbwubwbwbuwbuwbbwubb
Wormbo2
*finger jabbing vinyl record for fun*
NaturallySelected
Zipper pocket.
BunBunIsMyName
Well?
getthatcornouttamaface
Napoleon give me some of your tots
tortor
Smart man. Good luck.
SenorCulito
My man
beefcurtain
Should go fanny pack. No one can turn down someone wearing a fanny pack.
Cuntilingus
CHECK THE POCKET FOR HOLES
relic603
I'm gonna call that venue and ruin the surprise
Markzrithym
You villain bastard. Chuckles.
TheMonsterWithinYou
Please don't.
The8obman
seems like the monster within you would want that, but *shrugs*
TheMonsterWithinYou
Different strokes.
PlantFarts
Please, you know damn well you're gonna end up browsing imgur and forget.
relic603
o fuck
TobyFromHumanResources
Can't be worse than my proposal. She got distracted by some dogs and I panicked & said "Twatface, how about it?"
satanwantsthemcakes
10/10! 100/100! Best proposal! Best proposal!
mugatugrows
After she said yes I awkwardly handed her the ring like "here ya go". What an idiot...
juliaisafuckingamazingvaginaowner
@beardedstrugglz me
originalBabewiththePower
If my husband had proposed near dogs this would have been my story to tell. +1
Thedailywumbo
That's so damn funny
PandaPants23
This is AMAZING
bthetrees
My hubby asked "will you be my bride to be?"
simplifiedApocalypse
My dad slipped on ice as he was kneeling down, bit off a bit of his tounge as he fell. He had to write it down in the Emergency Room after
anugg
Laughed way too much at this.
AustralianSirenSong
I can't even remember what my husband said! Too busy with the tears and squeeling.
NaturallySelected
So awkward no one would said no
WithPride
They refuse AFTER the concert!
TobyFromHumanResources
She still says I didn't technically ask her. We got married in March.
tzxAzrael
might get so awkward they run away shrieking, but that's -technically- still not a "no" specifically.
dreamingvividly
My fiancé and I were walking on a beach and he said "hey wanna marry me?" Said yes and then struggled to get the damn ring on.
humminbirdtunes
I spaced out during my husband's speech, freaked out thinking I'd missed the proposal, grabbed the ring while screeching "YES OF COURSE!", -
humminbirdtunes
- and shoved the ring onto my finger. It took me a moment to realize, from his shocked (but happy) expression, that I'd interrupted him. -
humminbirdtunes
- He called me Gollum for like a week after that. XD
edgarallanpost
I asked my fiancée to marry me when we were going to the store to get tortillas
waking86
If she likes tacos and tortillas, I can understand why.
MnemonicConduit
My wife's response was 'what the fuck.' Something to tell the grandkids.
fattyneedsfood
Mine was are you serious? I thought he was fake asking and took the ring to check it was real xD
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
mine was a muffled, 'i'm brushing my teeth.' :v
NurseSlacky
I screamed at my husband "YEAH! YEAH! LET'S DO THIS!"
Callipygous87
No the fuck you didnt.
imguriansAreEntitledAutists
It's the internet, so he must have
TobyFromHumanResources
I don't give any shits whatsoever if you believe me or not, though if I was lying I'd probably have made it more interesting.
Callipygous87
I can see how it came across different, but I really meant that more like "oh no she didnt!"
TobyFromHumanResources
Oh right, gotcha!
40ozinmylapandimfreezinmyjunk
I love this. I don't like mushy lovey things so my husband started to propose with this sweet speech and I told him to shut up and yes.
TobyFromHumanResources
It was on a beautiful beach in South Africa but I didn't have anything planned. She turned away as I got on one knee and I was...
TobyFromHumanResources
...thinking 'oh shit now what' while she was pointing at dogs. I just blurted it out but it worked out since we call each other names often.
TobyFromHumanResources
Yeah I saved all that for the wedding.
TheOneWhoDocks
What if he WANTED to say all those mushy things?
hellomagic
I was proposed to at red lobster while I was stuffing my face full of shrimp.
ohwaitwassheagreatbigfatperson
Shrimp stuffed face is very attractive, just so you know!
hellomagic
He thought so ;)
ToxicPineapple
Concur.
hellomagic
Love the username
Jrocket
Mine got down on one knee, before he could say anything I turned and said "oh you've got to be fucking kidding me, YES"
Rogahar
"Actually Jrocket I was just tying my shoe but okay sure"
Jrocket
Hahahaha I would have been beet red either way
Kaylakliche
I said "OH MY GOD NO WAY" and started bawling before he could get a word out. He never *actually* proposed.
Jrocket
That's adorable. I was so overwhelmed I snatched the ring out of the box and he goes "honey, can I have the ring back?" And cracks up.
humminbirdtunes
That was basically me. XD I finally gave it back to him at dinner and let him put it on my finger properly.