my cousin's ASStounding costume
She's a keeper if she's excited to get a 14" non-stick frying pan for her birthday
Posting in usersub.
Palms are sweaty, mom's spaghetti getting nervous to propose to the love of my life at the Porter Robinson concert tonight already.
Craigslist Scammer: Red flags from Texas area code (from NJ) and willing to pay extra for shipping = Troll time
Why I don't look at baby watermelons the same
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready, to propose, but he keeps on forgetting, which hand to put it on.