Greatest fear

Mar 20, 2017 2:20 PM

AsPerUsual

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Those little spiders that are super fast, and can jump and SOMETHING TOUCHED MY LEG IS IT A SPIDER? No... nothing is there.... _this_ time.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Spotted the Duluthian.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can confirm, my street is less a "street" and more "Mount Doom that ices over in winter."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My fears go 1) social abandonment 2) chainsaws

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid of one day waking up and 10 years will have passed and I won't remember any of it. The rest of my life will know me, but I won't.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My biggest fear is the Truman show. That secretly there are thousands of disappointed people watching my everyday life.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Psh, this is the stuff i bike on every winter

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ever year a kid gets rolled over by a bus at a bus stop because of this

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My biggest fear is sitting on the toilet and a hand coming up and tickling my anus.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The last one is shit I've literally deal with in the winter far more realistic than the others

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

As someone who's also dealt with winters, it's a very reasonable fear

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Canadian, this is the only real fear up there

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Picking your nose when your airbag goes off.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' sharks, man!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I fear one day I'll trip and fall, and as I open my mouth to scream out, I'll smash my teeth on the top of the car door while it's open.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid a lug nut is going to fly off a semi truck's wheel and hit me in the face as I'm passing.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Death. Just death. Any death. And the thought that the world will continue on just fine without me. And that I'll miss future Pokemon games.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, the first one must be a Jehovah's Witness.

9 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Or a scientologist

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amish

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm afraid of losing my hearing. And wasps. Wasps can go fuck themselves.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT TEMPERATURE IS IT IN THE COMIC??? NONE OF THEIR CLOTH MATCH!!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

From personal experience: 65 at 2pm in Missouri. Middle one left home at 6am. Left at 10am. Right one just left the house.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0