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Dec 21, 2024 2:28 PM
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Krackajak78
#1 I'm adding the Hamburglar was voted President
RevRagnarok
#36 There's a little red panda in my shower.
EverythingYourMotherWarnedYouAbout
#3 "Why you wanna break my heart?"
blumbrothersgin4ever
#38 that's because ugly dudes gotta work on their personalities and be funny to get layed.
DownvotesStarWars
#5 Prestige Worldwide never attended any of Diddy parties. Just saying they're pretty wholesome entertainment, they even got hired at the Catalina Wine Mixer which is a pretty big deal.
Boats n hos is my jam!
blaghart
#7 the best part is when you run into someone who is so self absorbed with their persecution complex that they think you being autistic and comiserating about your shared behaviors and needs is you trying to upstage them. Not that I have any personal experience with that or anything /s
livurz
#46
DeeplyBroken
#5 Rowboats and hoes? What?
2Soon4Baboon
#3 shhyaa I was there
WorkerLurker
#3 is that Cambodian Rock Star Cassandra?
vigilantvigilantes
“Crucial…. Something “ I just can’t remember.
iamyourmaster
Is that Daniel Day-Lewis on guitar?
RevolutionOnHerLips
I thought it was the green power ranger
blumbrothersgin4ever
#42 and I use it to align my chakra. What of it?
Ivalicenyan
#3 I actually don't know who this rock and roll related or not
Alurkerforcedtologin
adventureswithadhd
#16 I miss 24 hour stores. We definitely don’t have those in Sicily and even when I lived in the states die 5 years before moving here three years ago, it was so small of a town we didn’t have any 24 hour stores.. I feel like many closed during covid or maybe before…
cunninglinguist85
kittyfajitas
Seeing stuff from my youth that's been converted to high definition always weirds me out.
cunninglinguist85
jmacg
#3 that’s two-time Grammy award winner Tia Carrere.
Billis75
Star of Zombie Nightmare with Adam West and the director of Deadpool & Wolverine.
weidermeijer
#11 “FINISH HIM!”
bassbastard
#19 I grew up around southern white people in Texas and AZ. You need to specify midwestern white. Down here... we eat food that rivals the hottest Thai.
kurvarVillain
#47 half the work, twice the exhaustion.
LostChats
#5 those black spots on their skin almost look like unnecessary apostrophes.
Redshadow09
#3 She OWN that dress. Every time I watched her in that dress I was in a trance.
ParanoidCarrot
#19 you aint seen Finnish rednecks....
ConsumerOfStories
#8 Cats only, got it
anjeleyezjr
I'll never understood where people got the idea that white folk can't handle spice. My tolerance is so high that it needs to be over a habanero level for me to notice. I'm so white, I damn near glow in the sun.
Cloud423
Hot sauce is a beverage.
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
I genuinely don't get it. I live in one of the whitest parts of the nation, and literally only myself and 1 other person in my ENTIRE SOCIAL CIRCLE don't like spicy stuff. Almost every single white person I know likes spicy stuff. Some of them are obsessed with it. Literally don't understand how this BS keeps getting spouted constantly.
vrockurmouth
My very very white son is receiving a hot sauce making kit, 5 different kinds of hot sauce, and a pestel and mortar for making hot sauce for Christmas. I on the other hand am like oh that Frank's is spicy lol
DeeplyBroken
The owner of our local Mexican restaurant says that my daughter and I are the only customers ever to ask for seconds of their especially spicy "La Doña" salsa. And I'm so white I'm ginger.
Beardedagentman
As a white dude, it seems folks either can't handle a pepper flake, or put Uncle Scratchy's Sphincter Destroyer on everything. No in between.
TheDentDad
Crucial Taunt! 🤘🏼
ChloeRed
...that bass player's a babe
LazerHawkAttack
#5
Vidikron
Boats and hoes?
qroniq14
Fuck me what is it?
Billis75
It's from the movie Stepbrothers.
cryborg
Thanks. I ain't seen't it.
LazerHawkAttack
That movie is fucking amazing and hilarious
weidermeijer
Well, put it on your short list to watch. We’ll wait.
FeloniousMonk13
#5 OH NO ITS THIS FUCKING TATTOO AGAIN! .I don't think we ever figured it out before. Rowboats and Hos? Dinghys and Hos? Small boats and Hos? What the actual fuck does it MEAN?!?
Pelican3
Oars and hoes.
Kerb755
there's a song called "Boats 'N Hoes"
Rips4w
None of your so-called "Tattoo Detective Agency" agents has seen the movie Step Brothers, before?
DVSBSTrD
Rows and hoes. The kind of rows you snort.
zufallszahlen
so like hookers and blow but different
kindpanda
No it's definitely boats and hoes. Will Ferrell and John c Riley from stepbrothers
cryborg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdQiSELy_8Q
FeloniousMonk13
LMFAOOO that was fucking brilliant, somehow that movie slipped past me
AnyUsernameWillDoForMe
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shawnmilo
Don't try to find meaning in something written by someone who uses apostrophes for plurals.
DeeplyBroken
Amen
Fuzzynubz
#31 who fucking calls hotdogs glizzies???
Billis75
I, a nearly 50 year old human, welcome you to our group.
REOJackwagon
"I do, fight me!" Actually probably no one
DillPixels
Costco has the best glizzy for the price
USSBigBooty
Many people.
jetblue7
forgot what vid i saw on here where some guy said gobble dem glizzies. it haunts me in my dreams
Yrmsteak
I learned about it when I was at a lake party, being a responsible older adult for my cousins and their many party friend, and cooking hotdogs and smokies over the open fire. One of the kids called me the Glizzy king, kept saying "glizzy" like it was in his lexicon for centuries. I asked him and his drunken response was so happy to explain that the glizzy is these as he motioned to this roasted hotdog I had just given him with absolute bliss on his face. I like glizzy b/c it reminds me of that
MiHaleEsSuHale
Its fairly common vernacular.
zenprime
I swear it's like 60% performative, like when we were kids and we called shit weird names to annoy people, and then it took hold and we were all whoops.
Do your duty and call them something old fashioned weird back, like a wiener dog
astrangehop
Frankfurt
IdiotSavy
My coworker, who is 31, is constantly looking for an excuse to say glizzies.
DanimalRC
I can resect that.
fknbastard
The same people what can a pizza a “za”?
MiHaleEsSuHale
Absolutely not
fknbastard
Are you a “za” user who doesn’t use “glizzie”? I find them both heinous but don’t know the generational lines of battle.
MiHaleEsSuHale
I say chili cheese glizz, but absolutely not za
imakeeper
Skeevethegreat
Yuts?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Two hwats?
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
Where have you been the past half decade
Fuzzynubz
What weird sector of the country is it from?
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
The internet sector lol. To be honest glizzy was first used as slang for a glock and around 2020 it became popular online for hot dog
Fuzzynubz
Makes sense, thanks!